Jesse Jackson and other angry women

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Before getting to today’s lighthearted column, I offer my deepest condolences to the family of Tony Snow. Mr. Snow left us way too young.

Rather than provide an immediate eulogy, I will be monitoring left wing sites on the blogosphere to see if they are capable of conducting themselves with the same grace and class that Mr. Snow did. Any left wing hate speech will be reported. Meanwhile, Tony Snow is resting comfortably with God.

Unlike Tony Snow, who did his job with quiet dignity, Jesse Jackson does whatever his job is with nothing remotely resembling any human class.

I always knew what race Jesse Jackson belonged to, but until now I did not realize that I completely failed to recognize his gender.

The evidence has come in. Jesse Jackson is a jealous woman scorned.

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=27461

Like many homemakers, Jesse Jackson has never held a private sector jobs. However, homemakers actually keep their house clean and raise their family. Jesse Jackson soiled his home by trying to raise two families.

Nevertheless, Jesse Jackson has threatened to have Barack Obama neutered, or to be more blunt, castrated. After all, Barack cheated on him.

First of all, Jesse Jackson would not be the first woman who wanted to neuter her cheating husband.

Bill Clinton still sleeps with one eye open on the rare nights he is forced to sleep next to Hillary. To quote David Letterman, Hillary got so fed up that “she had Lojack installed in his pants.”

Barack Obama should not be afraid of betraying Jesse Jackson by choosing to act sane, refusing to hate whitey for no reason. However, Barack Obama should be deathly afraid if he ever cheats on Michelle Obama. Make no mistake about it. She could take care of it in ways Jackson could only dream of. I suspect Obama is faithful.

Now Jesse Jackson could have been neutered for straying from his wife and impregnating a young woman, all the while counseling Bill Clinton. Poor Jesse. It is pure racism that the White President screws around and does not get knocked up, while the black man screws around and the girl does.

Sure, it could have been luck, but with Jesse, everything is racism.

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/16/jesse-jackson-n-word-for-me-but-not-for-thee/

I would say that a long time ago Jesse Jackson’s logic fell down a black hole, but apparently now that would be racist as well.

No wonder Jesse Jackson supports abortion on demand. He is a radical feminist! He wants to emancipate himself and other women from the bonds of bullying men.

Jesse Jackson has been helping republicans get elected for decades. His bullying of Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis crippled them. In fact, he was thrilled when the Willie Horton ad destroyed Dukakis because it gave him another chance to run. Unfortunately, Jackson did not count on the fact that enough people saw Bill Clinton as black.

That was the true tragedy of the Sister Souljah situation. People were tired of black on black crime.

Black America is still tired of black on black crime. That is why they do not want a thug like Jesse Jackson to violently attack an educated black man with a bright future ahead of him.

Jesse Jackson probably wants John McCain to win almost as bad as Hillary Clinton does. After all, they are both angry that America would elect a black man over a woman like them.

Barack has insisted that he never cheated on Jesse, and really wishes Jesse would go away so Barack can be with his new wife. Jesse refuses to let go. I think he is planning to try and blackmail Barack for alimony the same way he shakes down Wall Street.

In fact, Jesse is threatening to tell the world that Barack Obama is only 50% black. Barack Obama’s campaign seemed puzzled by this threat, and is debating on whether or not to just admit that the allegation is true.

The hardliners in the Obama camp are threatening to reveal that Jesse Jackson is a race baiting criminal that has never worked an honest day in his life.

However, the idea of sending him a copy of Justin Timberlake’s “Cry me a river,” was deemed too cruel. Jesse Jackson may be horrible, but even he does not deserve to be treated like Britney Spears.

The more moderate Obama faction wants to send him a copy of Billy Joel’s “I love you just the way you are.” Unfortunately, he wrote that for his first wife, and he apparently only loved her for the way she was. Besides, he then met Christie Brinkley, and they lived happily ever after.

Jesse Jackson does have some Hollywood connections, and apparently he, Diane Keaton, and Bette Midler are starring in the sequel to the movie about divorced wives having the nerve to attack their husbands for their desire to be with attractive women who shut up and leave them alone.

In the same way Bubba does not like being nagged by Hillary, Obama has no more time for Jesse. He is past his prime, his breasts are sagging, his lip is in need of collagen, and his words have lost their luster. He is like Lola the Showgirl, who just has not been the same since Rico killed Tony at the Copacabana. He has lost his poor racist mind.

Jesse does not scare me as much as Hillary does. If she was mad at me I would buy a metal cup and a bodyguard. Jesse is like the gang banger that just wants to fit in. Like an aging female rocker, he just needs to remove the heavy makeup and the leather skirts, and adopt a more traditional look.

Jesse would not be the first angry bitter woman to threaten to remove her man’s manhood.

Nevertheless, along with the rest of the NOW, perhaps it is time to just give him some crochet tools, as long as he does promises not to do needlepoint on his former male love.

Oh, and Jesse…Iron my shirts…you little b*tch.

Yeah girlfriend. I went there. I must be a misogynist. After all, I am against Jesse Jackson.

eric

15 Responses to “Jesse Jackson and other angry women”

  1. I had my fun with Jesse Helms the other day, so I’ll just let Tony rest in peace. Besides, I never had any particularly strong feelings about him one way or the other.

    As for Jesse Jackson, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. He’s entitled to his opinion like anyone else, but for whatever reason, he really seems to get conservatives blood up. I don’t know why.

    JMJ

  2. Micky 2 says:

    I can only assume that the reason he wouldnt get a rabid libs blood up is because they see many things the same way ?
    He peddles race and at the same time comes after those by calling them racist for rejecting his assertions

  3. Give it a rest, Micky.

    JMJ

  4. Micky 2 says:

    Why should I ?
    You cant even say something nice about a class act like Tony Snow but you can get all defensive for Jackson ?
    Jackson is the equivalent of a dope dealer to me.
    He sells to the people what they want to hear so they can keep justifying them being leechs of society.
    Hes like that slimy dealer on the corner telling you how bad you need your dope and all the reasons you should get hi. You had a rough day, you need to kick back, you deserve it, lifes been unfair…
    Just like when he tells blacks how bad they need their entitlements because they deserve it and they are being oppresed by the white man.
    Your boy Obama ticked him off by actually telling black men they need to knock of the excuses and take personal responsability.
    And that upsets Jackson ?
    You dont see what the big deal is ?
    Of course not, thats why I said what I said in my first comment.
    Why would Jackson upset you ?
    I assume its only because you see no fault in his MO.
    Sorry dude. I dont give anything a rest especially when I’m asked to do so.

  5. “You cant even say something nice about a class act like Tony Snow but you can get all defensive for Jackson?”

    Well, Jackson’s career is quite a bit more expansive than Snow’s. While I found Snow’s politics and style a little off-putting, I don;t really know much else about the man. I’ve heard from a few people that he was a very warm personality. It’s sad that he died so young.

    As for Jackson, I completely fail to see how I’m being “defensive” of him. If anything, he did Obama a big favor!

    JMJ

  6. Micky 2 says:

    Saying that you dont see what the fuss is all about is a way of minimizing his actions. Also, saying that everyone has an opinion is just another way of defending bad behavior.
    Yea we all have opnions, but sometimes its best not to display it.

    Only a few people have gone the route of believing that this was all contrived and planned by Jesse and Obama, I’m one of them simply due to a gnawing question that I have.
    How can a man sitting in front of camera with a mic on his lapel with all his experience in a studio not know or at least suspect that mic was on ?

    I’m sure that a man as well exposed as you has probably seen Tony Snow hold at least a few press hearings at the White House. And realize his two terms in the white house under both Bushs.

    Jacksons career may be more expansive than Snows?
    I dont know, you could debate that actually on the basis of direct benefits and effect they each had to our society.
    If anything , we all could take a lesson in civility from Snow.
    In addition, Jackson os the kind of guy who would brag to the world when he gives a little black boy a coloring book.
    Tony Snow has done some truly great things and doesnt even want his name attached to it.
    I just realized that its insulting to Tony Snow to even have to sit here and compare the two. There just isnt any comparison

  7. “Yea we all have opnions, but sometimes its best not to display it.”

    Actually, Micky, some lowlife sleaze at Fox (re: typical Fox employee) leaked what should have been a private and off-the-record remark. Yet more proof of the lack of professionalism, competence and journalistic standards at the Republican Propaganda Network known as Fox “News.”

    I’m leaving Snow alone here. You guys don’t want to know what I thought of him and nows not the time to get into it. May he rest in peace.

    JMJ

  8. Norm says:

    Great post! Good analogy…never thought of ole Jess as a woman scorned!
    I actually got a few laughs from this one…by the way has anyone ever figure out just exactly what Jesse does for a living. I hear he’s got a pretty nice house and up-scale auto…maybe he’s found that pot’o’gold at the end of the rainbow…aaah, rainbow coalition.

  9. blacktygrrrr says:

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    That is the link to my radio show this past Wednesday.

  10. congresswomantobe says:

    Well Jesse Jackson may be either a woman scorned or another angry woman, depending on your point of view — but he is not the only woman who is angry.

    Anger, however, by itself is a worthless emotion –. To be effectivw anger must be directed to action — unlikely in Jackson’s case.

    As for myself, I am madder than hell at the mess in Washington and I am channeling that anger into by becoming a candidate for Congress. I am running against Mike Honda (Nancy Pelosi’s Sr. House Majority Whip) and to better represent Californa’s 15th Congressional District — the Silicon Valley, America’s heart of innovation.

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    Feel free to reach out to me through e-mail from my site or at my MySpace blog.

    Thanks to BlackTiger — much appreciate the support — even if my Sunday dreams are of the glory days of Joe Montana and Steve Young — GO NINERS — get a quarterback!

  11. congresswomantobe says:

    My heart goes out to Tony Snow’s wife and children. May faith and friends be a comfort to them. I am sure that Tony and Tim (Russert) had a great time this morning watching the first only all woman surrogates debate (Carly vs Clare) on Meet the Press!!!!

  12. Micky 2 says:

    “leaked what should have been a private and off-the-record remark. ”

    Its not private when your hooked up in a studio in front of a camera.
    All news outlets do it when someone slips on a hot mic.
    So get past your love affair with FOX and realize that.
    I applaud FOX for showing everybody what a scumbag Jackson is.

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