Jesse Jackson for President of Iran

Whether it is Iranian President Armageddonijad or Reverend Jesse Jackson, verbal bombthrowing seems to be all the rage.

True, Jesse “Hymietown” Jackson did apologize, but then again I am sure he will be out agitating and throwing stones from his glass house at other people any day now.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/09/jesse-jackson-lies-bill-oreilly-cries/

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/09/jesse-jackson-disses-obama-on-race/

At least Jesse Jackson has not threatened to wipe America and Israel off of the map, even though he has visited nations that want to do exactly that.

Iranian President Armageddonijad will at some point be assassinated, at which point Iran will need a new leader. I nominate Jesse Jackson for President of Iran. After all, the similarities are overwhelming.

Armageddonijad is a spiritual leader, although most people never actually really elected him.

Jesse Jackson is a spiritual leader, and a member of the black leadership in America. I do not know anybody that elected him.

The media fawns over both of these men as if their words were worth hearing.

Both of these men really dislike Jews.

Both of them occasionally tone down their anti-semitic rhetoric when the pressure gets too great.

Armageddonijad sabre rattles to keep people from focusing on the mullahs.

Jesse Jackson sabre rattles to keep people from focusing on Al Sharpton.

Armageddonijad was one of the hostage takers of Americans in 1979.

Jesse Jackson hurdled across a room like a linebacker to cradle Martin Luther King in his arms in front of the cameras in 1968.

Both men want Barack Obama to be President, but seem to do more harm than good.

Both men hate George W. Bush, Jews, and whitey in general.

Both men have warm relations with Syria and Libya.

Both men have income, but do not seem to have held any meaningful actual employment.

Armageddonijad blackmails Wall Street by threatening to close down the Strait of Hormuz and cause oil prices to skyrocket.

Jesse Jackson blackmails Wall Street by threatening to close down corporations that do not make donations to his parasitic organizations.

Jesse Jackson preaches religious family values, which he has extended to both of his simultaneous families.

Armageddonijad treats both of his goats equally.

Black Muslim militant groups only agree with Jesse Jackson 50% of the time, since he is not Muslim.

Black Muslim militant groups only agree with Armageddonijad 50% of the time, since he is not black.

Armageddonijad rambles in an incoherent manner that would make Ayatollah Khomeini proud.

Jesse Jackson rambles in an incoherent manner that would make Dr. Seuss proud.

Both men have looted their followers to enrich themselves.

Both men have left many in their own communities dirt poor and in a state of despair.

Both men are losing their influence because the younger generations think they are full of garbage.

In both cases, the younger generations are correct.

Armageddonijad was given a warm embrace by a Jewish anti-zionist, making many Jews want to tear their hair out.

Jesse Jackson was greeted warmly by Barbara Boxer, making many Jews want to tear their hair out.

Armageddonijad is an embarrassment to decent Muslims everywhere who insist that he does not represent them.

Jesse Jackson is an embarrassment to decent blacks everywhere who insist that he does not represent them.

Both men attack conservative Christians while perverting religion themselves.

Both men have enough money to retire, and should do so immediately.

Both men have equally worthless leaders willing to take their place.

The similarities are endless because terrible people who build a base of power based on hatred of others possess similar negative qualities.

The similarities are endless because people who gain by pitting people against each other have much in common.

Armageddonijad is a threat to world stability. He has declared war on America, and is fair game for a targeted strike.

Jesse Jackson has violated American law by traveling to countries where travel by U.S. citizens is banned. Therefore, he legally should be deported.

He could then run for President of Iran. A simple platform of anti-semitism and helping the poor should allow him to win in a landslide. Besides, Iran is not known as a place for dissent anyway.

Keep hope alive! I support Jesse Jackson as the next President of Iran.

eric

18 Responses to “Jesse Jackson for President of Iran”

  1. Micky 2 says:

    I think its all a scam to keep Obama from looking like the victim and entitlement monger that he is.
    Personally I’m starting to get pi$$ed at McCain and the media for not calling him out on all this crap that insults my intelligence.
    Doesnt matter what it is its never Obamas fault.
    This last video on some hollywood gossip show had Obama and his kids all cute talking about handshakes and ice cream.
    And then later Obama said he regreted it and the whole thing snuck up on him (crept up on him, something like that)
    Oh yea ! right ! the camera man and the mic on your lapel just snuck up on you.
    He said it was a mistake. No ! It was a planted effort. It was full of intention to make himself look as if hes capable of admitting to a mistake.
    Its all no more a mistake than Jesse jacksons remark.
    I’ll bet money he knew the mic was on. How could ne not ?
    And if he was really worried about anyone hearing it all he had to do was put his hand over it. I see everyone do it all the time as a precaution
    Nuff of these stupid games already, they make me sick.

  2. Micky 2 says:

    Sorry I missed you last night Eric. I got the first 5 minutes of the show and lost all audio.
    I went to call in but my wife was on the phone. After screaming at her for 1/2 an hour to get off she finally handed it to me and the cable went out.

    I met a genie a few years back and wished for a 12 inch prick.
    I had no idea I would get some foot tall demon following me everywhere screwing up everything for me.

  3. Oh shoot – you missed him too???

    Sorry man. Grandma had an episode last night (when the wife’s away grandma suddenly requires triple attention). On top of that, I’m sick as a dog, got no sleep last night and feel like I’m gonna perpetually puke (sorry about the TMI).

    I won’t miss you next week.

    JMJ

  4. Micky 2 says:

    “He could then run for President of Iran. A simple platform of anti-semitism and helping the poor should allow him to win in a landslide. Besides, Iran is not known as a place for dissent anyway.”

    The cool thing for Jackson would be that if he wins his wife would have to wear a burka.
    He could be switching ole ladies all the time and no one would ever know.

  5. Not to be nyper-critical of our good host, but this statement really bothered me…

    “Iranian President Armageddonijad will at some point be assassinated, at which point Iran will need a new leader.”

    Do you guys understand, really understand, that the “president” of Iran is a constitutionally weak figure-head and is most definately NOT the “leader” of the country??? I mean, really! HAve you guys ever once read anything ever about the structure of the Iranian government? The “Leader” of Iran is a guy named Ali Khamenei and not only is he the “leader” – he’s the froggin’ “SUPREME LEADER” of the nation. Not only that, but Iran also has a parliamentary system, and all sorts of “councils,” mostly theocratically run. So what you have is a complex auto-parlia-theo-republican system in which the “president” is just a mere cog down low on the ladder (sorry about the mixed metaphor).

    Now, all that said, I think ol’ Jesse Jackson is a little upset – feeling a little obsolete. In a way, maybe that’s a good thing. Heck, if Obama does get elected (and no KKK-type loonies do anything tragically stupid to him), race relations in America could take a step forward greater than any other in our history – including Emancipation. Maybe Jesse’s generation has to finally come to some new terms in America. I don’t blame that generation for their feelings about race and class, but maybe, just maybe, things are changing, and maybe, just maybe, it’s time to move to a new and different dialectic. Race is still an important issue in this diverse nation of ours, but as our good host reminds us, often our “younger generations are correct.”

    JMJ

  6. Micky 2 says:

    “Do you guys understand, really understand, that the “president” of Iran is a constitutionally weak figure-head and is most definately NOT the “leader” of the country??? I mean, really! HAve you guys ever once read anything ever about the structure of the Iranian government? The “Leader” of Iran is a guy named Ali Khamenei and not only is he the “leader” – he’s the froggin’ “SUPREME LEADER” of the nation.”

    First of all if anyone wacks Amamdingdong it will more than likely be an Iranian.

    Also,
    We’ve been through this before. But for the readers sake I will say it again.
    We know that Amadingdong is just a parrot sitting on the shoulder of the Ayatolla. The fact is that he is what the country looks to when it hears the few people that do run the country say anything.
    To off him would be symbolic and definitly say something to the Iranian leadership.
    Which by the way since you are so knowledgeable maybe you should know that this parliamentary system is a much a part of the governments function as Amadingdong is. Its all for show. And that although you are aware of the “supreme leader” at least I an aware it is “only” him who has the authority to wage war.

    As far as Jacksons mouth goes. Its only obvious to least informed person that Obama wants to appear as if he’s moving right to the center. Those are the votes he needs now.
    What better way to solidify the appearance of his actions than to have Jackson purposely and inadvertintly say what he said ?
    Its all a scam so as to place himself away from victim mongers like Jackson.
    Hes been doing it in alsmost every dept.
    Campaign financing, the war,NAFTA,flag pins, FISA, the second amendment, gay marriage, Iran, Iraq, welfare reform.

    If anyone conservative or republican were to ever flip as much as that the liberal MSM would be tripping over themselve trying to get this all up on the screen.

  7. “The fact is that he is what the country looks to when it hears the few people that do run the country say anything.”

    That’s a “fact”??? Where’d you get that from? And even if that were true, Armageddonijad, or whatever you guys call him, is about as popular in Iran as Bush is in America. He’s a lame duck. Why you guys concern yoursleves with that moron is beyond me.

    And I don’t see the press supporting Jackson in this latest flap – no one. Not any outlet whatsoever – even the black press! I think they look at it the way I do – Jackson may have a point about Obama pandering to the black churches, but really it just seems like he’s feeling a little historically obsolete these days.

    You guys agree?

    JMJ

  8. Micky 2 says:

    Its a fact dude because hes the one on the stage with the whole country watching him say it. Unless i’m seeing things its a fact.
    You yourself admit hes just a mouth piece.
    So at least its a fact between you and I that he is who the country looks to when they need to hear the state of affairs.

    Knocking him off would be a great blow to Irans addiction to symbolism. And Amadingdong is the perfect example og that symbolism.

    I said nothing about the press supporting Jackson.
    I see the press falling for it hook line and sinker but not reading between the lines and seeing whats really happening.

  9. The “president” of Iran is a joke. C’mon guys.

    JMJ

  10. Micky 2 says:

    Doesnt matter Mr McJones.
    We know that, most people know that.
    The fact of the matter is that if his a$$ got blown away it would be very symbolical of more than likely two things.
    1) The people of Iran , especially the younger ones, would cheer it and could very well be behind it if it happened. It would be a huge statement on behalf of the oppression of dissent in Iran. And what the new generation there really wants.
    2) If America was behind it , it would simply say ” We can if we want to. Watch yer a$$”
    But we all know that its against our foriegn policy to go assasinating foreign leaders.
    But if we blow up his house because we know theres a terrorist inside it we would be justified.
    Wait a minute ? Isnt he….

  11. I understand what you’re saying, but I still feel it would be best to stay out of it. I can’t think of any historical circumstance that would inform me otherwise. Let the Iranians politically evolve on their own. Western interference may just be an impediment to that evolution, IMHO.

    JMJ

  12. Micky 2 says:

    Yea, Israel will most likely have more impeding factors than anyone if Iran.

    On the other side of security theres the oil thing. Iran knows that all this aber rattling will bring up the cost of oil. And thats exactly what they did yesterday. They may keep rattling sabers just to see how high they can get a barrel to go. Consequently harming America.
    We may have to slap em upside the head to get em to knock it off. So while were at it we might as well take out some suspected plants and Amamdindong.

    And the theres Hamas and Hezzbola to worry about. In case of any action they more than likely will step things up in Israel and Iraq. I could see the Israelis handling there end. And we would probably be smart to take precautions and pre emptive measures in Iraq now.

  13. Micky 2 says:

    That first sentence should of said;
    …if Iran continues its course.

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  15. steveegg says:

    The Morning Scramble – 7/11/2008…

    It’s going to be a hot one today…

    Zip puts the demographic numbers behind the decline and pending fall of the last vestiges of the British Empire.
    JammieWearingFool says that 4 rent-controlled apartments for Charlie……

  16. Killingt Ahmadinejad or attacking Iran would be about the stupidest, most counter-productive, typical neocon reactionary imperial blunder I could imagine. It would make martyrs of lunatics, further the tensions in the region, recruit yet more terrorists, p/o the Russians and Chinese, and on and on. Intensely stupid. Unless Iran actually acts out on some of Ahmadinejad’s rhetoric, and I would be stunned if they did because they never have, then we should just leave them alone. We have to stop this imperial stupidity. Our founding fathers would spit on todays militarist loonies.

    JMJ

  17. Micky 2 says:

    So will you let them continue to impact oil prices with all the saber rattling ?
    Will you let them attack Israel ?
    Amadingdong is a terrorist with a record of assaults against Americans.
    Let it all go ?
    Let Hamas and Hezzbola follow thru with all their threats ?
    Let them shut down the straight of hermuz ?

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