More hate mail from Palesimians
With Passover approaching Wednesday night and Thursday, and Good Friday leading to Easter Sunday, I need to get the bad behavior our of my system now so as to not sully the holidays.
I am declaring today the day when a new civilization was born, that being the Palesimians.
Yes, I am now referring to Palestinians as Palesimians.
For those who insist on creationism, I may have to rethink my view and lean toward the evolution side. After all, the hate mail I receive from Palesimians is significantly closer to descendants of baboons than anything a God who created me could come up with.
Spare me the “peaceful Palestinians” garbage. There are plenty of Arabs. Many of them are good people. The worst of the Arabs, aka the defective ones, are the Palestinians.
With that, I am now offering their version of reasonable discussion followed by my response.
The woman calls herself Citizen Shelly. I recommend she change her name to Deported Shelly with a little help of some Israeli launched bazookas.
I cleaned up the language.
“Whoever you are,
No way in hell would I sign up for your bullsh*t blog, so I’ll send
this to you directly.
I’m on the side of the Gaza citizens. You are a Zionist @sshole who
sends spam to strangers. The Israeli govenrment is racist and is
universally hated around the world for what they did to Gaza in their
recent “war”. What a bunch of crap they represent.
Don’t ever send me your spam racist sh*t again.
You’re goddam right I think for myself. Israel sucks, and so do
Zionist fascists and so do Aussie fascists. You’re all racist pigs.”
Now this is what Palesimians refer to as “thinkers.”
I responded in kind.
“Thank you so much! I am now about to make you famous.
You should chill out and listen to disco music. My favorite song from the disco era is ‘Burn Gaza Burn, Disco Inferno.’
Please give my regards to your homicide bomber friends. Oh wait, you can’t. They blew themselves up.
I happen to agree with you about the war in Gaza. I am not happy about it either. Israel should have done much more.”
Yes folks, these are Palesimians. This is who they are. This is how they behave. This is not an aberration. This is the norm.
Somebody throw them some bananas.
eric aka the Tygrrrr Express