Archive for April, 2010

NFL happenings before the draft

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

In sports news, baseball, soccer, and golf are still boring.

At least hockey has a compelling game tonight. The New York Rangers play the Philadelphia Flyers, winner take all. Winner gets the last playoff spot and the loser goes home. Go Rangers!

Now on to football.

There are only a couple of NFL players I want to focus on today, but first a quick NFL anecdote.

On Thursday,  couple of days ago, I took a flight from Palm Beach to Atlanta. I was hoping to get an upgrade to first class, but one passenger came and was ahead of me. Oh well. It turned out to be NFL wide receiver and future Hall of Famer Cris Carter. He is considered by many to be the second best receiver of all time, with the statistics to back it up.

I did say hello to him, and he was a nice guy. I kept it very brief, because it was a 5:45am flight. I had to get up before 4am, and I am sure he did as well.

For those who have never seen the “America’s Game” documentaries on the Super Bowl winners, watch them. They are outstanding. The NFL has now begun running a much sadder set of documentaries called “The Missing Rings.” These are the teams that should have won the Super Bowl but did not. The documentaries are heartwrenching and spectacularly done.

I told Mr. Carter that I recently saw the Missing Rings special about the 1998 Minnesota Vikings. That team went 15-1, and might have been the best team ever to not reach the Super Bowl. Despite leading the Atlanta Falcons in the NFC Title Game 20-7, and still leading 27-20 with 2 minutes to go, it was not to be. Gary Anderson, who had not missed a field goal in 2 years, missed a 39 yarder that would have locked up the game. Then the defense fell apart and the Falcons tied it. Then the offense that exploded all year could not win it in overtime. The Falcons won 30-27.

The story of the 1998 Vikings is told by Cris Carter, Dennis Green, and one of my favorite players of all time, Big Dog John Randall. Cris Carter said in that documentary that “When I walked off that field after that game, I thought I might never win.” Regarding the Super Bowl, he never did.

I told Mr. Carter that the documentary of that team brought tears to my eyes. He said, “I guess that is a good thing.” I then told him the only thing I could say. He was one of the very best to ever play the game, and it was a pleasure watching him. He thanked me, and after we shook hands, I went to my seat.

I wanted to ask him what it was like to play with John Randall and be coached by Dennis Green. Yet even celebrities need and deserve privacy, especially at 5am.

As for the NFL in 2010, there are two major stories. Obviously the Donovan McNabb trade is a bombshell. The Eagles traded him to their division rival Redskins for a second round pick.

The Eagles are insane. As much as I detest Mike Shanahan (I think he hates Al Davis more than Al Qaeda. Enough already. You were fired 20 years ago. Get over it.), I may have to swallow hard and root for the Redskins just to see McNabb win big.

I will never understand what McNabb did to be one of the most underappreciated players in history. What is even more troublesome is that the Eagles also cast aside Randall Cunningham, coincidentally also in the 11th year.

Some people have speculated that there was a racial aspect to this, and I truly hope that is not the case. Yet a pair of black quarterbacks were not given their due. I think there is a different reason.

Neither Cunningham or McNabb were fiery leaders who yelled and screamed. They let their play on the field do the talking. They did not curse people out, kick over water coolers, or do any of the other stuff that “passionate” players do.

One of the biggest mistakes, and I keep coming back to this, that many people make, is that calm, quiet people lack passion. I am very vocal, but have learned to understand that “quiet passion” does exist. I identify with Coaches like Vince Lombardi, George Halas, and Bill Parcells. Yet Tom Landry, Bill Walsh, and George Siefert were winners. Players are no different. Cunningham and McNabb were leaders on the field.

What is shocking is how they let him go to a division rival. The Packers did everything under the sun to keep Brett Favre away from he Vikings. He did a year with the Jets because Green Bay rejected Minnesota as an option. The Eagles let McNabb go to Washington with little fuss.

This reminds me of when the Oilers let Warren Moon go despite 7 straight trips to the playoffs (and 7 opening round losses, a couple of them on the final play). Moon went to the Vikings and was productive. The Oilers started 0-9, Coach Jack Pardee was fired, and the team finished 2-14.  Yes, Buddy Ryan leaving as defensive coordinator hurt, but Moon leaving was big. Cody Carlson was very impressive as the backup, but not as the leader.

Kevin Kolb may very well be a good quarterback, but we know that McNabb is a great one. 5 NFC Title Game trips in 11 years is an accomplishment. Also, the Eagles went 11-5 last year before falling at Dallas.

(Had the Eagles beaten the Cowboys, it would be Wade Phillips and Tony Romo being crucified. They went 11-5 as well. These teams are mirror images from a lunacy standpoint.)

Teams are too quick to want to move on so they can begin rebuilding and eventually get a championship. That is nuts when the pieces are already there to win one now. The Redskins are now a legitimate contender. The Eagles, I will say it now, are done.

The other big story involves Ben Roethlisberger (who is still not Jewish).

Roger Goodell will have his legacy prematurely tarnished if he cannot get a labor deal done. Yet there is no question that his NFL conduct policy is fabulous.

One area of concern is that a player does not have to be found guilty in a court of law to be punished. Yet conduct detrimental to the league does not have to be a criminal conviction.

Now if a person is falsely accused and is totally innocent of behavior, that is one thing. However, if they put themselves in a position to get in trouble, that is problematic.

The Roethlisberger case is similar to that of Kobe Bryant. Maybe they did not commit rape, but they were in the room with the women and they should not have been (although Big Ben is single, giving him some latitude).

With the legal case against him fallen apart, suspending him is a nonstarter. However, he may have to get some form of counseling. If he does, it would be done secretly since the policy of the NFL does not require disclosure of such counseling. This is the case with Oakland Raiders head coach Tom Cable. He faced allegations of physical abuse. No charges were filed against him. He met with Commissioner Goodell. Whatever came out of it remains secret.

This means that Big Ben, like Cable, may or may not be required to do anything. However, just because the courts let it go does not mean the NFL does. Goodell still needs to investigate the situation.

Roethlisberger has two Super Bowl rings, but he also has a penchant for reckless behavior. His motorcycle accident was avoidable. His current sexual allegations surrounding him were avoidable. He has shown very bad judgment, and Goodell is more concerned with the overall league as he should be.

The Pittsburgh Steelers had bad years after both of their championships. It could have been for other reasons, but Roethlisberger was absolutely a distraction.

At least the 2010 Draft is here soon. Then comes Rex Ryan and the New York Jets in the HBO series Hard Knocks. That will be worth watching, along with a heavy dose of NFL Films and NFL Network’s America’s Game documentaries.

eric

Update: The Rangers led 1-0 but lost a crushing game in a shootout 2-1. The Flyers are in and again…the Rangers are out. In Women’s bowling news, the girls in the white shirts and black miniskirts were hot. The other televisions in this sportsbar had the 2009 strongest man competition, involving keg throwing. Some football players threw balls at targets. The Masters was played, and somebody won a green jacket. Golf is still boring. Baseball games were played. They were just as boring.

eric

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Druid Sabbath

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

I have 3 events in Atlanta today. At 10am I am speaking to the North Dekalb GOP ladies. Then I head out to the Rockdale County GOP BBQ, where I speak at 3pm. Then I am off to the Oglethorpe County GOP Pancake Supper, where I speak around 5:30pm.

Yet nothing compares to last night, when I experienced a Druid Sabbath.

In Atlanta, I decided to have a nice sabbath dinner with the local young Jewish community. While I had a great time and met many lovely people, I am glad I overcome my initial misgivings. The people were welcoming and kind, although I truly thought I was entering a culture of death.

The service and potluck dinner was held in a place called “Druid Forest.” Some may see this as nothing more than the name of an apartment complex, but I saw it as so much more.

This was not Sherwood Forest. This was Druid Forest. Time would tell if this was going to be a Druid Sabbath.

I know that druids are supposed to be scary things. Some people told me that druids are a religion practiced in places like Lebanon, but those are the Druze. I only met one Druze, and she was a nice person.

Druids are along the lines of mummies (not to be confused with people married to daddies) and zombies. They are scarier than Hamburgler (touch my burger and die).

I got there and the door was locked. Perhaps all the people inside had already crossed over to the dark side.

(Apparently I showed up early.)

When I met the people, they seemed normal and nice.

(One complaint…despite this being Atlanta, not one of the ladies spoke like Scarlett O’Hara. What does a guy have to do to be around real Southern Belles?)

Then the food was served, and like true druids, there was plenty of blood.

(Somebody may have spilled some grape juice.)

They came at me like zombies in the Michael Jackson video “Thriller.”

(They extended their hands to shake mine and introduce themselves.)

They started shouting in a dialect that was definitely not English. It could have been a satanic cult ritual designed to call for the dead.

(They were chanting the prayers in Hebrew, and it was a mourners prayer for lost loved ones.)

They tried to freeze me to death and serve me as dessert.

(I did not see that the tarp I was walking on covered a swimming pool. Totally soaked my sneakers. They may have questioned why I was wearing only socks at the dinner. They figured that is what people from Los Angeles do, I guess.)

Druid Forest had the sounds of people breaking the silence with screams as they beat innocent objects with wooden objects in what was obviously violent homicidal rage.

(I think a couple guys were playing tennis.)

I felt like I was in the movie “Deliverance.” A guy from Los Angeles goes to the Deep South and fears for his life in the lost area of Druid Forest.

(I was lost because my GPS tracker was not plugged in properly. Atlanta is not technically the Deep South. Many of the people in attendance were not even native to Atlanta.)

They truly were zombies, swathed in bandages, risen from the dead, hiding the blood.

(I think one of them may have had a band-aid from a papercut.)

We ate the bodies of those that died in the past who showed up at Druid Forest never to return.

(It tasted like grocery store bought pasta.)

We drank out of shrunken heads.

(That remarkably resembled plastic shotglasses.)

They even had tofu.

(That part was real and scary. I can’t stand that stuff.)

There was more chanting to the gods of all things evil and nefarious.

(Disguised as pleasant after dinner grace for the meal.)

When all is said and done, for people who gather in Druid Forest, they did seem to engage in rituals that I had seen in many temples on many Friday nights.

This can only mean one thing.

The people who think the Jews are vampires may not be anti-Semitic. They may be right.

The only other explanation is that I have screws loose, and that can’t be it.

When I get back to Los Angeles, people will ask me what life in Atlanta is like.

I have been to Atlanta, and I no longer fear Death Valley. I survived Druid Forest.

(and had a tasty yummy bit of cherry pie for dessert after the meal)

Druid Sabbath was not bad at all. In fact, it was quite nice.

(This was not Los Angeles. Nobody was in the entertainment industry.)

Tomorrow I will experience another cultish ritual.

I will take a weapon, and watch the blood flow as I take down my prey.

I do love Southern Barbecue.

Happy Druid Sabbath all.

eric

Ideological Bigotry, Ideological Violence, Ideological Idiocy–My 3 books are now available

Friday, April 9th, 2010

In April of 2009 my first book was published. It is entitled “Ideological Bigotry.”

In April of 2010, after much rewarding hard work, my second and third books have been published at the same time.

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The second book is entitled “Ideological Violence.” The third book is entitled “Ideological Idiocy.”

Ideological Bigotry is the hatred of conservatives and Republicans by the left simply for existing and breathing air. pornoseks.pw

The two tactics used to demonize the right are the labeling of them as evil or as stupid.

Ideological Violence deals with the labeling of conservatives as evil, and the violent tactics the left uses to try and prove their slurs.

Ideological Idiocy deals with the labeling of conservatives as stupid, and how the left uses patently absurd tactics to demonstrate absurdity.

The books are available online through Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and of course iUniverse. They are available in hard copy, soft copy paperback, and on Kindle.

While the second and third books are twins, they can be read separately and independently from the first book.

I will have many things to say in the coming days, months, and years.

Today, I just want to thank everybody who helped make these books a reality.

Since my first book came out, I transitioned from a Wall Street career to a full time public speaker. I travel around America making friends I will have for life.

I am the luckiest man on the planet.

Thank you all, every one of you. Now please buy my books. I will come to your town and autograph them as soon as I can.

Ideological Bigotry, Ideological Violence, and Ideological Idiocy are now the Tygrrrr Express trilogy.

eric

Marathon Endurance Thursday

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

For those who would prefer that the Tygrrrr Express blog be a source of news and not an online diary, so would I. Tomorrow is back to the real world.

Today at 4am I head to the Palm Beach airport, catch on quick flight to Atlanta, a second quick flight to Birmingham, and drive to Huntsville Alabama to speak to their GOP ladies group at lunch. Then I drive a few hours to Maryville, Tennessee, a half hour from Knoxville. I am speaking at their Lincoln Day Dinner. Then sleep at a hotel in Knoxville before driving the next day a few hours to Atlanta.

As I always say, hide your daughters and break out your best plastic silverware. I am coming to town.

Flying down the highway headed west…in a streak of black lightning, called the Tygrrrr Express.

Westbound and down.

Gone.

eric

Worldwide Misery Wednesday

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Today is worldwide misery Wednesday.

Normally I would be dissecting President Obama’s decision to unilaterally reduce America’s nuclear arsenal, but at the rate the world is going, in a few years it will not matter.

I have always been optimistic about the world, even through the horrors of 9/11. Yet the last few weeks it has been all bad news all the time.

In West Virginia, at least 25 coal miners are dead.

In Indonesia, a 7.8 Earthquake rocked the land only days after a 7.2 temblor hit Baja, California.

Enough already.

It is like God has looked at the planet, declared that we screwed it up, and is violently taking it back.

For the love of all things holy, can we get some good news?

Where is the next Sully Sullenberger? Heck, I would settle for Batman or Jack Bauer.

When does the bad news stop?

I have always believed in the American spirit, that Americans dig down deep and reach for their inner greatness to improve the world.

Today I just feel like the entire world is made of quicksand.

Maybe a bunch of West Virginia coal miners will turn up safely. Maybe Indonesia will rebound quickly. We will read about tales of heroism and goodness amidst the sadness. As awful as 9/11 was, Todd Beamer rallied us just before he died, saving the White House in the process.

I pray that Thursday brings better news. It has to. To combat this awful Wednesday, the only alternative to giving in and giving up is to roll up our sleeves.

People from West Virginia to Indonesia need us. Let’s help them.

We are Americans. We can do this.

Let’s roll.

eric

Health Care Musing Tuesday

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Before getting to health care, my prayers are with the families of the West Virginia miners that lost their lives in an explosion. I am holding off saying more until we know more. For now it is just an awful tragedy.

Hug your loved ones.

Politics is not life and death, but it does matter. With that, I turn to health care.

While the battle over the Obama health care plan was covered by many blogs around the clock, I decided early on at the expense of blog traffic that I was not C-Span. When the bill actually passed, I covered it as news. Yet the year leading up to it was not news.

Now the goal of Republicans is to repeal the bill. If it gets repealed, that will be news. I am not going to spend every day focusing on potential events.

President Obama did say one very arrogant thing that is in keeping in line with his smug attitude toward his political opponents. He claimed that they were predicting Armageddon, and that the day after the bill was passed, he looked up and the Earth was still standing and the sky still blue.

This was a fancy way of him claiming that his critics are crackpots. He refuses to treat political opponents with dignity.

What he fails to acknowledge is that since the most toxic aspects of the bill will not kick in for a long time, it is impossible to say his critics are wrong.

(They could be, so could he. I acknowledge this. He doesn’t.)

So regarding repealing the bill, I am offering musings and then leaving this topic once and for all unless actual news breaks.

Democrats are claiming that once the American people get to know the bill better, they will like it. Democrats have to say this. They cannot very well admit they passed something over majority objections. They have a right to spin.

When Democrats are asked why people are still against it (They can claim people support it until they are blue in the face. An honest discussion cannot start until it is acknowledged that overall people are against this bill.), they respond that the people have been fed a steady dose of “misinformation.” The usual culprits are listed, from Fox News to talk radio to Republican politicians.

This argument treats the voters like imbeciles. Remember, the people elected Barack Obama. were they intelligent in 2008 and idiots a year later?

(liberals would argue yes, which is why they are liberals)

This really does lead to an important question. i would even say it is a vital question.

How can President Obama, who gave soaring oratory that captured a majority of the electorate (the financial crisis helped him), be unable to persuade the public on his signature initiative?

If Republicans were spreading lies, why did he not effectively correct the record? He has thousands of staffers and cabinet members, daily press briefings, a media that by and large likes him very much, and a public that claimed they wanted change.

Why has he still failed to get the people on his side? Why did he have to ram a bill through?

Blaming Republicans does not cut it. They said why it was bad. he said why it was good. by large majorities, the people did not believe the president.

This does not mean they thought he was a bad person. They just looked at something that claimed to lower costs, reduce the deficit, and give more care to more people. ordinary people felt this did not make logical sense.

The more he bullied his opponents, the worse he did. He never fully explained how and why he was right. We were supposed to at face value accept his words as gospel truth. Even people who like the president wanted to know, to quote the late Clara Peller, where the beef was.

Mr. Obama ran a campaign heavy on platitudes and light on substance. When people demanded substance, he kept repeating platitudes. It is his job to explain his policies in a simple manner, not in grandiose elitist verbiage. His idol FDR was a master at communicating with Joe Six-pack.

Moving away from the president, the issue of repeal may come before the Supreme Court.

Chief Justice john Roberts is an intellectual and legal titan. Yet conservatives might not like how I think his court will rule, if they even agree to hear the case.

John Roberts is not a conservative activist. He is a minimalist. He likes narrow rulings specifically addressing the issue before the court and nothing more. He does not issue expansive rulings. Also, he prefers 9-0 decisions. He understands that 5-4 rulings may occur on charged issues, but he does not like them.

Also, a person has to have “standing” to address the court. Many liberals disliked the Patriot Act, especially the “library provision” in Section 215. Yet not a single person could show that they were personally injured. No cases were heard. With Obamacare, until a single individual can show that they were harmed, there is no standing.

For this reason and the hesitancy of Roberts to run an activist court, overturning the entire bill is unlikely. Where those wanting repeal have their best chance is the issue of mandates. If I refuse to buy health insurance, and am fined for it or imprisoned, I then have standing. This does not guarantee I will win, but at least it makes for a legitimate constitutional discussion that the Supreme Court can analyze.

Liberals will say that conservatives should “move on,” but that is just another example of liberals telling conservatives to shut up and agree with them and calling it bipartisanship. Liberals have been using the courts for decades to make up for losses at the legislative and executive levels. A taste of their own medicine is deserved. Let’s see how they like being tied up in court. this has the benefit of preventing the rest of their agenda from moving forward. Every minute we force them on defense to fight a bill they already passed is a day that the rest of their agenda dies. This is politics.

Liberals can claim that Republicans are the party of “no,” but the Democrats won in 2006 with zero agenda. I would prefer that Republicans form a second Contract With America in some form, but if going hard negative gets Republicans elected, I am fine with that.

Again, nothing the GOP is accused of is any different than what Democrats have done for years. Democrats got their health care bill. We as Republicans have to make sure it comes at a higher price than they could possibly fathom.

If we fail to do this, that is our fault.

The next time the pendulum swings, I hope a Republican president rams a conservative agenda down liberal throats, and then takes a victory lap afterwards. liberals will claim many things, but they will not claim the truth. It is just payback, pure and simple.

They succeeded in passing a bill. They have failed to make the case for why they were right to do so.

Let them insist otherwise. The people are against them, and the liberal lashing out shows how scared they are that they went too far and abused their power.

This concludes any health care talk until actual news happens. That will be the November 2010 elections.

eric

Spring Break 2010 Revisited–Back in South Beach

Monday, April 5th, 2010

In 2008 and 2009, I was in committed monogamous relationships. This tragic occurrence had me unable to hang out in Miami for Spring Break.

For those wondering why I go on Spring Break and date young, bouncy, giggly, jiggly, brunettes…

Because I can.

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https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2009/03/spring-break-2009-south-beach-revisited/

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2008/02/no-more-twinkies/

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/03/miami-will-smith-is-100-right/

After a three year drought, knowing that my time frame to do this was declining faster than American civilization itself, I stormed Miami Beach in March. I got to hit my favorite hangout place, “The Clevelander.” I love that place.

Sunday had me on a plane for the 2010 equivalent of Sherman’s March to the Sea. On April 4th at night I landed in South Florida, and on April 8th I begin bouncing between Georgia, Alabama, and even a quick stop in Tennessee.

I can’t wait to experience the hot in Hotlanta. Any town named Buckhead has to be entertaining.

Scarlett O’Hara looks good, but standing next to her and her twin sister would be twice as nice.

There will be plenty of business on this trip. My schedule is below.

As for the rest, pleasure is business, and business is d@mn good.

Two Spring Breaks in one month.

Spring Break 2010 Part II is now in session. Time for Miami Beach.

Because I can.

eric

Monday, April 5, 2010—I will be speaking to the Southwest Florida Republican Women near Naples at 11:30am. Arbor Trace on Vanderbilt Dr. Please contact Anne Brown for details.

Monday, April 5, 2010—I will be speaking to the Southwest Broward Republican Club near Fort Lauderdale, Florida in the evening. Please contact Jay Narang for details. TENTATIVE

Tuesday, April 6, 2010—I will be speaking to the Southeast Broward Republican Club near Fort Lauderdale, Florida in the evening. Please contact Eddie Napolitano for details. TENTATIVE

Wednesday, April 7, 2010—I will be speaking to the Lauderdale Beach Republican Club in Florida at 5:30pm. Stained Glass Pub, 5126 N Federal Hwy. Please contact Bob Wolfe for details.

Thursday, April 8, 2010—I will be speaking to the Marshall County Republican Women’s Federated near Huntsville, Alabama, at Noon. Please contact Sherri Spurlin for details.

Thursday, April 8, 2010—I will be speaking at the Blount County GOP Lincoln Day Dinner near Knoxville, Tennessee, at 6pm. William Blount High School, 219 County Farm Road, Maryville, 37801. Please contact Susan Mills for details.

Saturday, April 10, 2010—I will be speaking to the North Dekalb Republican Women’s Federated in Atlanta, Georgia, at 10:30am. Embry Hills Shopping Center at the corner of I-285 and Chamblee-Tucker Road. Please contact Tammy Johnson for details.

Saturday, April 10, 2010—I will be speaking at the Rockdale GOP Candidates BBQ, Noon (3pm). Please contact Don Williamson for details.

Saturday, April 10, 2010—I will be speaking at the Oglethorpe County Pancake Supper at 4pm (5pm) near Atlanta, Georgia. Please contact Kirk Shook for details.

Monday, April 12, 2010—I will be speaking to the Birmingham Republican Women’s Federated in Alabama at their evening fashion show. Please contact Sallie Bryant for details.

eric

Peaceful Sunday

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

I had a pre-written filler column prepared, but decided to delay it a day.

I am on a plane all day today, eventually landing in South Florida. Spring Break Part II in South Beach awaits.

Yet today is a serious day.

So rather than wax poetic/nostalgic/philosophic/some other ic, I will keep it no frills today.

To the Jews, Happy Passover.

To the Christians, Happy Easter.

To everybody else, a peaceful Sunday to you.

Enjoy life on the ground.

Hug your loved ones.

Time for the Tygrrrr Express to fly. Miami Beach awaits.

eric

Update: So much for peaceful Sunday. A 6.9 Earthquake in Baja California was felt in San Diego, Los Angeles, and even Arizona. I was already on the plane, and can report that since the epicenter was in the desert, there will not be mass carnage. Nevertheless, call the loved ones just to be safe.

eric

My Easter Wish

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

To those celebrating Easter and Passover, happy holidays.

I am sad to say that while we are distracted by religion, something unfortunate is taking place.

With the exception of a guy named Kevin in Oregon, nobody could appreciate this.

Against my deepest wishes, baseball season has not been canceled.

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https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/03/glaciers-comas-and-baseball/

I normally reserve sports for Sundays, but I am on a plane tomorrow. Besides, baseball is not a sport. It is a three hour nap with occasional scratching and spitting.

I even made an Easter wish that players would go on strike. Like the French, if baseball players went on strike, the thought would be “how could you tell?”

Jesus did not come through for me. Yeah, I know, I have never done anything for him, being a Hebrew and all. Well he has punished my being an infidel by refusing to answer the one prayer I beseech of him.

Every year this d@mn boring game never fails in it’s failure to be remotely interesting.

If baseball were any more boring, it would be soccer. If soccer were any worse it would be golf.

In Tiger Woods news, he and golf are both still incredibly dull. If he ever gets his finger on the nuclear button, he will be remotely important, although still dull.

The Final Four March Madness tournament is gearing up. I don’t care. Any school that cannot be geographically identified by its name should be banned. I can find Georgia Tech on a map. I know where North Carolina State is. What the heck is a Valparaiso?

Butler is not a school. It is a guy who talks in an upper crust voice who changes bed linens.

Duke is the title of the person having the linens changed, which explains the arrogance of the school. Also, how does a “Sh” sound form a K? It is phonetically intolerable.

Speaking of intolerable, from an auditory standpoint Dick Vitale needs to never say the word “awesome” or “baby” again. For a grown elderly man to have that much interest in young boys is a tad disconcerting. Somebody check his computer to see how deep and inappropriate that enthusiasm runs.

In five months, NFL football returns. Until then, I would sooner watch an Easter Egg Roll on ESPN than that infernal game involving a pitcher playing catch with a first baseman for thirty minutes before throwing something to a catcher. Hey, if July 4th can bring a hot dog eating contest, than surely an Easter Peep eating contest could be watchable. Besides, I like eating Peeps.

I don’t want anyone to buy me peanuts or crackerjacks. I don’t want to hear about the beauty of 162 games to decide something when we all know that most of the teams have no chance before the season starts.

Just give the George Steinbrenner Yankees a playoff spot and tell their competitors to go home. I will root for anyone else. Heck, I will root for Valparaiso if it means no more baseball this year.

At least let the players get juiced up as much as they want. They are anyway, and it would spare the ridiculous Bud Selig comments about how the integrity of the game matters. It doesn’t. Fans want home runs. A 1-0 pitcher’s duel is not thrilling. It is Sominex.

Kevin is busy preparing to lambaste me. I can picture him reminding me that “baseball is a thinking man’s sport, and therefore not for everyone.”

Maybe ultimate frisbee golf or dwarf bowling is on television.

When I hear the umpire yell “Strike one,” I wll say a prayer and hope that he means that the first strike of the season has taken place, and that the players have walked off the field.

If baseball is canceled, what can we replace it with?

Anything else at all that is not soccer or golf.

Time to watch reruns of 1980s sitcom “Alf.” He played a game called “Bouilliabaseball.” One of the statistics kept was “splats,” when the fish hit the ground.

At least I am on the plane tomorrow, and will not have to hear about baseball. Now to find ways to avoid hearing about the other 161 com inducing games.

eric

Public and Private Speech Solutions

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Today is Good Friday, a day for Christians to focus on peace and love. In today’s political climate, I have some solutions to help everybody engage in more civilized discourse. While the means might not fit well with the peace and love train, the end result is a better country.

Not everybody will like my methods, but that does not make me wrong.

The easy cases do not need to be analyzed. The man who threatened Eric Cantor must do hard jail time. The same goes for whoever mailed white powder to Anthony Weiner.

The harder cases involve speech. There is no absolute right to free speech. The Supreme Court over the years has allowed limitations. Yelling “fire” in a crowded theatre is the most known limitation.

Yelling death threats is illegal. So is inciting riots. Irving Feiner took his case to the Supreme Court when he was arrested for getting a crowd whipped up after calling President Harry Truman a “champagne sipping bum.” In the case of the U.S. vs. Feiner, Feiner lost 6-3.

We can argue about where the line gets drawn, but I am more interested in dealing with people who do cross the line. With public and private space, the situation has to be treated differently.

The public space is the town square. The village idiot can ramble there as long as he wants provided that there are no riots being incited. Public spaces are often cordoned off with rope lines and protected by police officers. This is unfortunate but necessary.

A tea party attendee shouted words at Congressman Jim Clyburn of South Carolina. He was behind the rope line in the public space. Had he gone beyond the rope line, he would be in private space, where the dynamics would change.

He is alleged to have spat upon Congressman Clyburn. If he deliberately did this, he has invaded private space. If he is simply an excitable talker who accidentally had spittle fly out of his mouth, then that is different. Our criminal justice system is not based on politics. It is based on intent. Intentional bad behavior gets a harsher penalty than unintentional bad behavior. Murder I can get the death penalty while criminally negligent homicide due to something such as driving while intoxicated would get a much lighter sentence. Mens rea is what matters in determining culpability.

Some on the left say that they trust the Congressmen more than the tea party people. The Congressmen are liberal minorities who fought for civil rights. They are sympathetic figures. Many of the tea party attendees are angry and caucasian, and therefore less sympathetic. It is for this precise reason that the benefit of the doubt be given to the tea party people. The least sympathetic among us must be given the presumption of innocence. The Old Testament (I am well aware that American law supersedes biblical law) clearly states that justice cannot automatically favor the poor and punish the rich. Liberals are obsessed with “fairness” and “social justice,” but justice is not about forcing equality and fairness.

Additionally, it is better to let 1000 guilty men go free than punish one Richard Jewell or Duke Lacrosse player. Richard Jewell died an innocent but broken man at age 44, as many people to this day still think he was guilty of setting a bomb at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics.

It is not what we believe. It is what we can prove. There is broad agreement that when one moves from public to private space, they are given less latitude as safety concerns become paramount.

So what do we do with people that invade private space?

What do we with college students who shout down conservative speakers (outside of the designated public space zone), throw pies, or try to rush the stage?

What do we do with Code Pink protesters who try to Rush Karl Rove and make a citizen’s arrest of him?

(Notice the stone cold silence by liberals on this one. Rove is bad, therefore he does not deserve protection. He supported the Iraq War, so the Code Pinko behavior is condoned.)

What should happen to Medea Benjamin and Cindy Sheehan the next time they get in a conservative’s face?

What do we do with people who show aborted fetuses to public officials?

What do we do with people who break into labs to steal embryos because they disagree with embryonic stem cell research?

What do we do with people who go into stores that sell fur coats and spray paint the fur?

What do we do with people who throw dead meat at people to protest eating animals?

What do we do with anti-war protesters who throw blood at soldiers?

What do we do with White House party crashers Mr. and Mrs. Salahi? While they were genial, they illegally invaded a private space, which cannot happen to any President.

(The fact that they did not try to harm him is irrelevant. “No harm, no foul” is not the answer. This was not a college prank. Violating presidential security is serious.)

Do we arrest these people and make sure they do jail time?

Yes, but we do something else first.

It is not a message that Jesus, Moses, or any other prophet would approve of, but Charlton Heston played Moses, and he might have approved.

We take the agitators, and we give them a pre-jail lesson.

We give them savage beatings.

It is time for Law and Order to be more than a liberally biased television show.

It is time to make an example of people, and force is the only thing that gets people to stop.

I was once five feet from Dick Cheney. I carefully looked at the Secret Service people because I wanted to take a picture of him. I was allowed to get within four feet, and I took the picture behind the rope line. Had I gotten within three feet of him, it would have been open season on me. I would have deserved it. Perhaps people would have intervened, claimed that I was a supporter, and the roughing up would have been minimal. Yet his safety has to come first.

What if I was jostled? The Secret Service is not stupid. They can see a falling guy knocked over and separate that from a charging, frothing madman.

People who endanger the safety of others need to be physically knocked around until they are subdued.

I am not saying use excessive force, although that is a subjective term. I am saying use severe force until the threat is stopped. The police used a taser on somebody who got unruly at a John Kerry rally. He yelled, “don’t tase me bro.” They did, and he deserved it.

Why have the Salahis not been rounded up, and sweated in an interrogation room by big guys with angry looks in a federal building?

Why are the protesters that tried to accost Karl Rove still walking free?

(Can liberals for once just pretend that it was a conservative protester attacking Barack Obama? Then the light bulb would go on and they would see a problem.)

I don’t care if every college campus becomes the second coming of Kent State. I want peace and quiet.

People have the right to protest in the public square. They do not have the right to invade private space.

Storming the Dean’s office and disrupting the work day should result in a baton to the back.

Liberals will claim that I am advocating a police state, that I want private citizens accosted. No, I want private citizens protected. We live in a world where everything is videotaped. Police brutality can and must be punished.

Some will point to the 1992 Rodney King incident. That is a great example. Most people were emotional on both sides. I looked at the situation coldly and logically. Rodney King was a criminal and a threat to public safety. The police had every right to subdue him. Two of the four cops went way too far, and used excessive force. They were rightfully convicted. The fourth cop was clearly trying to keep him down to avoid him getting further punishment, and tried to prevent excessive force. He was rightfully acquitted. The third cop was more complex because he was borderline. Unlike the fourth cop, he seemed much slower to stop the excessive force. He was acquitted, but either acquittal or conviction could have been justified.

The rioters should have been beaten and jailed. Burning Korean grocery stores had nothing to do with the verdict. Stealing VCRs had nothing to do with civil rights and oppression. Using crises such as the Riots and Katrina to commit crimes should result in extra beatings.

The mob in 1992 tried to burn down a convalescent home, but private citizens with guns forced the mob to retreat. Not only did this perfectly justify the exact reason the Second Amendment is about individual rights, but it showed that force works on anti-social behavior. The old aged home was saved. Filing briefs in court would not have prevented old dead people. Desperate times absolutely justify the measures taken.

We are in desperate times now.

There is no right to threaten the liberty of another private citizen.

The scum need to be cleaned off the street. They only make things worse for the legitimate protesters.

The police (and private citizens) are so scared of being called racists, bigots, warmongers, and fascists that they are too lenient with aggressors who prey on this fear.

It is time for the bullies to be forced to sit down so the good, civil citizens can assemble.

I am not willing to wait for a Code Pinko to come equipped with an adorable pink cherry bomb and murder a bunch of Republicans. The next time they storm a speaker, defend the speaker with a well placed baseball bat or taser to the attacker. I do not care if it is a 50 year old female. Suicide bombers come in all shapes and sizes. It only takes one nut.

We all have a right to assemble publicly.

None of us have the right to invade private space.

When the child touches the kitchen stove, they get burned. Then they stop touching the stove.

Law and order can be restored. A few physical beatings on the worst offenders would serve them right and serve society well.

Heck, sick the guard dogs on them. It does not have to be a total mauling. One bite is sufficient.

Release the hounds!

Then use the nightsticks, and pistol whip the protesters when necessary.

My right to peace and quiet will then no longer be infringed.

Liberty will not be weaker. It will be stronger. Those that violate my liberty surrender their own.

Once a few good beatings are administered, I guarantee that students will go back to class, and other agitators will learn a more constructive method of societal engagement.

Leftist protesters will use civil liberties as a fig leaf. Their real concern is that they then will have to find other ways to communicate, which they never learned.

Conservative protesters should not complain because as conservatives, they should know better anyway. Law and order supporters have to obey the law.

It is time for peace…and quiet.

eric