January Hate Mail

Time to open up my hate mail bag. 2012 brings new rantings from leftist and Ron Paul supporters, who for the most part are the the same people.

“Kenneth
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You are a loser, fucking idiot.”

Analysis: His name is most likely Kenneth Marx. I wonder if he is related to Karl. He does not seem pleasant enough to be related to Groucho.

“Jake
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Quick question, why are you such a moron?”

Analysis: I went to public school.

“skekVex (Who cares what my name is?)
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You, sir, are a mindless, ill-informed, inflammatory blogger with no right to be anywhere near any sense of a journalistic community. Your article should have simply been shortened to "HAHA, Paul only got third place! That means he's finished because I say so! Suck it!". But no.. You prolonged your message taking every opportunity you could to assault everything the reader holds dear in the terms of words, the Washington Times, journalism, and human intellect and knock them down a few pegs.

The only peace that can be known from having perused this article and becoming aware that at least one person of such a deficient mentality exists in the world is the vague hope that next Tuesday, when Ron Paul takes at least 2nd place largely uncontested by any other candidate than Mitt Romney, you might realize the extent of your stupidity and work to enhance and open your mind through research and knowledge or, barring that, a bullet.”

Analysis: From start to finish, this fellow accurately reflects the Ron Paul movement. He starts out by saying his identity does not matter. So the question to “What’s your name” shall be answered with 2 possibilities.

1) Snoop Doggy Dogg.

2) Nobody cares.

He then concludes by recommending I take a bullet. So anybody disagreeing with Ron Paul should be shot to death. Now that is the spirit of liberty and tolerance that makes the Paulbots such warm fuzzy basket cases.

“Traci St. Claire
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Just read your stupid article from Feb. 2011 regarding Paulbots and how we don't matter.  Guess we proved you wrong!

Have a fantastic day!”

Analysis: I wrote the column being cited almost one year ago. The reader finally stumbled upon it. Since then Ron Paul has competed and won absolutely nothing. So I was proven right. Then again, most Paul supporters also went to public school, explaining how they became mindless automatons unable to tell the difference between winning and coming in a distant second or third.

“kyle
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IF you are such a comedian as your profile states you are, then why hasn't anyone heard of you and why are you not funny…  You probably hate Jon Stewart and Steve Cobert as well because they are Ron Paul supporting public figures. But then again, they are the ones with huge fan bases and oh yeah their own shows unlike you, and they are actually funny. So with that shut the fuck up with all of your slander and be possible. and in the future, if you are a news journalist, write actual news, you know… who what when where how. keep it classy.

sorry in advance for the insults

Hope to hear back from you.”

Analysis: This fellow thinks Jon Stewart supports Ron Paul. Jon Stewart has his head connected to Barack Obama’s (redacted) with as much passion as this commenter has his head up Ron Paul’s (redacted). The fellow also uses profanity while excoriating others to be classy. No wonder he supports Jon Stewart and Ron Paul.

Ok, everybody, say it with me again.

These are liberals, and Paulbots. This is how they behave.

eric

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