Archive for April, 2012

My message to George Clooney and President Obama

Friday, April 20th, 2012

I received an email today stating that if I donate $3 to the Obama campaign, I will win a chance to attend a fundraiser in Los Angeles with Mr. Obama and actor George Clooney. Below the email is my response.

“Friend —

Mark your calendar: On May 10th, George Clooney is hosting an event at his home in Los Angeles to support President Obama.

If you donate $3 or whatever you can today, you’ll be automatically entered to be there, too.

We’ll take care of airfare and accommodations — all you need to do is think about who you’d ask to join you for an evening with President Obama and George Clooney.

When you pitch in, you’ll also help build this grassroots organization at a crucial moment in the campaign.

So donate $3 or whatever you can today:

(link deleted–cause worthless)

Thanks,

Rufus

Rufus Gifford
National Finance Director
Obama for America”

Mr. Gifford,

While I appreciate the invitation, I will have to decline. You see, I already live in Los Angeles, and airfare would be a bigger waste than your GSA. I am probably within walking distance of the event, but getting there would be impossible because the entire city will be shut down due to these two egomaniacs tying up traffic.

Also, based on President Obama’s job performance, $3 is too high an entry fee in this economy that he has personally kept from recovering.

While I appreciate your campaign stalking me on Twitter and Facebook, I have less interest in you than you have in me.

I appreciate the campaign finally giving me a heads up regarding President Obama’s itinerary so that I can make sure to be out of town that day.

I am sure you will have a great time at your event as the uber-wealthy bash the wealthy and issue faux praise for the downtrodden you all secretly hold in utter contempt.

When Governor Mitt Romney becomes President, feel free to invite me to any events you may be holding with the new Republican administration. If those events are in Los Angeles during rush hour and contain Hollywood celebrities like Mr. Clooney, I will have to decline those in advance.

Respectfully,

eric aka the Tygrrrr Express, a proud citizen of that infamous Middle America that President Obama and George Clooney despise.

Editor’s note: I received an automated email response from the Obama campaign:

“Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE”

Yep, that pretty much sums up the Obama presidency. For once, they speak the truth.

eric

Defeating Radical Islam through tennis

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

It is time to protest Radical Islam by burning the Curren.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2012/apr/19/burning-curren-protest/

eric

The Secret Service, Hookers, and Bubba

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Secret Service, Hookers, and Bubba

Those justifiably angry at the Secret Service prostitution scandal should have shown the same outrage when President Bill Clinton jeopardized American security with his recklessness.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2012/apr/18/secret-service-sex-scandal-and-bill-clinton/

eric

The 2012 NFL Schedule

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

The 2012 NFL Schedule is now a reality.

http://www.nfl.com/schedules

Cherish it always, and commit it to memory immediately.

eric

Happy birthday to Superwoman and hard worker Ann Romney

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Why Hilary Rosen really despises Ann Romney

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2012/apr/17/why-hilary-rosen-really-despises-ann-romney/

eric

The Barack Obama Sincerity Initiative

Monday, April 16th, 2012

The Barack Obama Sincerity Initiative

On September 3, 2012, President Obama held a Labor Day press conference where he announced an unprecedented groundbreaking new initiative that would forever revolutionize communication in the modern era. C-Span covered his remarks as part of its “Road to the White House” coverage.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2012/apr/16/president-obamas-groundbreaking-labor-day-press-co/

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. As you know, the election is only four months away. Yet today, Labor Day, is no time for partisan politics. As you know, I inherited a mess. Yet I have been working hard to turn things around. While others played politics, I was focused on the business of the people. Despite the fact that the Republicans want to take us back to the policies that got us into this mess, I will continue fighting for you.

The GOP is waging a war on women. As you know, Labor Day is a day where we celebrate women and the miracle of childbirth. Even with modern technologies and defensive medicine, some women still experience slight discomfort bringing new life into this world. Therefore, it is perfectly appropriate to dedicate this day to them.

As you know, despite this being a non-partisan holiday that all Americans agree on, tonight begins the Democratic National Convention from Charlotte, North Carolina. We chose Charlotte because when people think Democrats, they think NASCAR. I have been a NASCAR fan all my life. I am also a major football fan. I would like to thank the NFL for moving its season opening kickoff from Thursday to Wednesday so as not to interrupt my reelection convention speech. Instead the NFL will be competing with Vice President Joe Biden. I will be watching the game since I have an advance copy of the speech. If he strays off message I am sure all of you in the media will let me know.

Anyway, none of that matters. I was planning to unveil my newest history-making initiative Thursday night, but since you are all here let’s get down to business.

I was watching a classic movie the other afternoon around 2pm after my golf game was rained out. It was a Dudley Moore movie about advertising executives featuring Paul Reiser called “Crazy People.” Mr. Moore is tired of lying for a living, so he laments “Let’s just level with America!” Mr. Reiser responds, “We can’t level with America, you crazy b@stard, we’re in advertising!”

I know how these men felt. Americans are so cynical, and despite my efforts to bring honesty and transparency to government, that cynicism has only deepened. Therefore, nothing short of an official program rollout deep in symbolism will change things.

Starting right now, I have decided to level with America. I’m full of baloney. I speak words and say absolutely nothing. The only thing I care about is getting reelected. Therefore, starting this instant, I am now taking the lead on the Sincerity Deficiency Initiative, known as SDI. I am going to be sincere with America for the next four months. I am tired of politicians lying to get elected and reelected. So from now on you will only get the truth. Virtually everything I said up until this point was complete cr@pola, but no more. The bond of trust must be restored.

I will now take a couple of questions. Ed Henry, put your hand down. Fox News is a cynical network that contributes to the corrosiveness. Had you and your talk radio partisans not called me out on my phoniness, I would not have to spend precious time away from the peoples’ business to roll out SDI. Therefore, only networks who care about the people will ask questions today. Norah O’Donnell, MSNBC, you’re up.

NO: “Thank you so much Mr. President. Do you feel that this is the exact bold, courageous step that will finally make people see you for the good man you are?”

BO: “Absolutely Norah, although this was never about me. This is about the people. You, unnamed New York Times person, most of you are good, go ahead.”

NYT: “You are the first President to ever tell the world he was full of cr@pola. Do you think you should be rewarded for such blatant honesty at the polls? We find your candor refreshing.”

BO: “My reelection is for the people to decide, especially since ACORN has had trouble getting organized lately. Having said that, of course I should be reelected. N President has been as forthright as I have about my own lack of caring for truth and facts. By spotlighting these misdeeds, this is a teachable moment where everybody else can improve their behavior whether they needed to or not. Ladies and gentlemen, I would take more questions but then Jay Carney would have less work to do. Given how much I pay him with your tax dollars, he should get to work. I am going to leave now, and he can take the tough questions. Thank you very much.”

This has been C-Span’s “Road to the White House 2012. Happy Labor Day, and remember to be sincere, stay non-partisan, respect all points of view, and vote for Barack Obama on election day. Mr. Obama had nothing to do with the altering of our normally benign message and no C-Span employees were threatened during the making of this episode.

eric

California Rise Up Bus Tour Brigade

Sunday, April 15th, 2012

The Norcal Tea Party Bus Tour Brigade

On April 14, 2012, The Norcal (Northern California) Tea Party began a two-week bus tour up and down the state. Over 20 rallies in 14 days are taking place. Several patriots including myself are part of the “California Revolution–Rise Up Bus Tour.” Below is a chronicle of events as they unfold. This column will be updated daily, and at the bottom are the tour dates and locations.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2012/apr/15/norcal-tea-party-california-rise-bus-tour-brigade/

CALIFORNIA REVOLUTION – RISE UP BUS TOUR

Put together by the:

NorCal Tea Party
Saturday April 14–Sacramento, Vacaville
Sunday, April 15–San Jose
Monday, April 16–Turlock, Merced
Tuesday, April 17–Patterson, Fresno
Wednesday, April 18–Irvine
Thursday, April 19–Riverside
Friday, April 20–San Diego
Saturday, April 21–Brawley-El-Centro
Sunday, April 22–Chino
Monday, April 23–Pasadena
Tuesday, April 24–Orange County
Wednesday, April 25–Paso Robles
Thursday, April 26–Manteca Lodi, Elk Grove
Friday, April 27–Rancho Murietta, Roseville
Saturday, April 28–Auburn Courthouse

Hugh Hewitt and Ann Coulter will join for some of the stops and Glenn Beck has a San Diego appearance to be announced but not at the same time.

Stop by and say hello. Stop by stop, we will take back California and this country. Rise up!

Time to get on the bus!

eric

California Revolution Rise Up Bus Tour

Saturday, April 14th, 2012

I am pleased to announce that I am part of the:


CALIFORNIA REVOLUTION – RISE UP BUS TOUR


Put together by the:


NorCal Tea Party

Saturday April 14–Sacramento, Vacaville

Sunday, April 15–San Jose

Monday, April 16–Turlock, Merced

Tuesday, April 17–Patterson, Fresno

Wednesday, April 18–Irvine

Thursday, April 19–Riverside

Friday, April 20–San Diego

Saturday, April 21–Brawley-El-Centro

Sunday, April 22–Chino

Monday, April 23–Pasadena

Tuesday, April 24–Orange County

Wednesday, April 25–Paso Robles

Thursday, April 26–Manteca Lodi, Elk Grove

Friday, April 27–Rancho Murietta, Roseville

Saturday, April 28–Auburn Courthouse

Hugh Hewitt and Ann Coulter will join for some of the stops and Glenn Beck has a San Diego appearance to be announced but not at the same time.


Stop by and say hello. Stop by stop, we will take back California and this country. Rise up!


Time to get on the bus!




eric

Shocker: Obama demands return of Plessy vs Ferguson!

Friday, April 13th, 2012

Obama demands repeal of Brown vs Board of Education

Angry over the possibility that his healthcare law might be struck down by the Supreme Court, President Obama lashed out at activist judges. When asked for an egregious example of judicial overreach, he immediately railed against the activist court that ruled in the “Brown vs. Board of Education” decision.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2012/apr/13/president-obama-demands-repeal-brown-vs-board-educ/

eric

Ron Paul supporters and anti-Semitism

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Ron Paul supporters and anti-Semitism

The Ron Paul movement has some supporters who traffic in anti-Semitism. Is the charge fair?

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2012/apr/12/ron-paul-supporters-and-anti-semitism/

eric