Drugged Out, Whored Out Screwups Admire Each Other–2013 Academy Awards
2013 Oscar’s Report: Live from the Academy Awards
The 2013 Academy Awards have arrived. The Oscar for best insignificant narcissist goes to…some insignificant narcissistic. Nobody cares. To save the environment in 2013, here is my barely altered recycled column about these retreads. Covering the event live is easy because the traffic outside my home ruins an otherwise beautiful view of nighttime Los Angeles.