Groundhog Day 2013
On Groundhog Day 2013, Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow. There will not be six more weeks of Winter. Al Gore immediately declared it proof of global warming. Now we know who he has been consulting with all of these years.
To prove his manhood, Barack Obama went skeet shooting and shot the groundhog.
All I know is when I see my shadow, I am told it is time to visit the barber.
This concludes the 2013 Groundhog Day report.
eric aka the Tygrrrr Express