Replace baseball season with Easter egg and Afikomen hunts
As Christians celebrate their holy Easter Sunday, Jews are in the middle of their holiday Passover. Atheists like my friend Kevin Wells have their religion begin this Sunday with the start of the 2013 Major League Baseball season. Those who violate Kevin’s eleventh commandment “Thou shalt not ever criticize baseball” will receive a lashing. Then lash me. I prostrate myself for the good of humanity. Let me spare others and perish for my sin of speaking the truth. Baseball is boring.