Archive for March, 2013

CPAC 2013 hits and misses

Tuesday, March 19th, 2013

CPAC 2013 winners and losers:


CPAC 2013 is now in the books. Let’s look at some of the winners and losers from the three-day conservative confab.




CPAC 2013 Saturday Recap

Monday, March 18th, 2013

Here is the CPAC 2013 Saturday Recap.


Dallas Season 2, Episode 9: J.R Ewing’s killer on the loose

Monday, March 18th, 2013

Who Killed J.R. Ewing? The suspects of “Dallas”

In 1980, the mystery of “Who shot J.R.” was the most watched program in television  history at that time. His sister-in-law Kristin Shephard was the triggerwoman. J.R. was shot or almost shot several times over the decades, but two weeks ago on “Dallas” he was shot and killed for good. Actor Larry Hagman departed for the big oil rig in the sky, so J.R. had to join him. Last week family members identified the body and held a very poignant funeral. Over the next few episodes we learn who killed him.

So who did it? Who killed J.R.?

Let’s have some fun and let the guessing games begin, starting with Season 2, Episode 9 of the relaunched Dallas.



CPAC 2013–Friday Recap

Sunday, March 17th, 2013

CPAC 2013 Friday Recap: Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan shine.


CPAC 2013–Thursday recap

Friday, March 15th, 2013

CPAC 2013 Thursday Recap


New Pope not invited to CPAC

Thursday, March 14th, 2013

In what liberals declared a stunning display of right-wing intolerance, new Pope Francis was not invited to speak at CPAC.


LA Mayor’s race: epilogue

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

In the recent Los Angeles Mayoral race, Kevin James was the only Republican running. For the third straight Los Angeles Mayoral election, there will be no Republican candidate on the ballot in the general election. Despite driving the state into the ground, Democrats maintain one-party dominance.



PTSD, PMS, and Feinstein’s gun ban

Tuesday, March 12th, 2013

Will Feinstein’s gun ban cover PMS women?


Anti-gun Senator Dianne Feinstein is continuing her crusade to export another failed California idea on to the rest of the nation. Feinstein even stated that military veterans should not be exempt from the gun ban.  Replace “veteran men” with “feminist women.” Now replace “PTSD” with “PMS.” The gun ban should be extended to anybody suffering Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. After all, these women are too crazy, hysterical, and irrational to be allowed anywhere near a firearm.



John McCain and Lindsey Graham attack Rand Paul

Monday, March 11th, 2013

Why even Neocons should stand with Rand Paul over McCain and Graham


Kentucky Senator Rand Paul mounted a courageous thirteen hour filibuster against CIA Director nominee John Brennan. Yet while several Republican Senators including Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio were supporting and praising their colleague, a couple others were dining with President Obama and preparing to devour one of their own.


One can always count on Arizona Senator John McCain and South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham to undermine Republicans when the GOP is winning.



3/11/13–The TYGRRRR EXPRESS Turns 6!

Monday, March 11th, 2013

3/11/13–The Tygrrrr Express Turns 6!

Today The Tygrrrr Express blog turns 6.

2011 was a terrible anniversary headlined by the Earthquake that rocked Japan and the ensuing Tsunami that had me wondering if Los Angeles would still exist.

So this anniversary is quiet and uneventful, which is a good thing. Boring is fantastic, since no news is good news. Well, it is bad for writers but good for society at large.

I began my column on March 11, 2007. I chose 3/11 because it was the 3 year anniversary of the Madrid Bombing and the exact midpoint from 9/11.

As Spinal Tap says, “The more it stays the same, the less it changes.”

The big story on this day seems to be Daylight Savings Time. Arizona and Hawaii still refuse to go with the trends, insisting on never changing their clocks. These nations should be ashamed of themselves for not supporting gimmicky methods of getting us off of foreign oil. What do they expect us to do, blow up Iran?

Well yeah, that would be nice actually.

In politics, President Obama is still terrible.

Also, for those who thought the Iraq War was a long, hard slog, try reading Donald Rumsfeld’s autobiography “Known and Unknown.” It’s a good book, but at over 700 pages one could bomb Iran and free the people from Armageddonijad and the mullahs before finishing this book.

The major world events are Iran and Syria, but most liberals still fail to grasp this. The TYGRRRR EXPRESS was created to educate and remind the masses that regime change in nations run by third world genocidal lunatics is the right course of action to take.

Those unwilling or unable to grasp the importance of Iran and Syria continue to focus on nonsense. Nonsense includes Sandra Fluke and her desire to be a government parasite. Nonsense also includes the Democratic Party propping up a failed Barack Obama. In case of emergency, break glass and dust off attacks on private citizen Sarah Palin. There is even a movie dedicated to destroying her, although she remains a private citizen.

In the coming years I look forward to receiving more fan mail and more hate mail.

Until then, the TYGRRRR EXPRESS continues to be a beacon of truth and justice in support of Neoconservative foreign policy prescriptions and supply side economic tax cuts on the domestic front.

Also, the pursuit of Republican Jewish brunettes for romantic purposes will continue.

To that really hot girl I met at a party last night, I shall quote the song “Discovery Channel” by the group “Bad Touch.”

“You make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time.”

Ok, so that is not entirely true. I woke up quite late today.

This concludes the sixth anniversary celebration of the TYGRRRR EXPRESS.

Now back to rolling up sleeves. There is much work to do.