The new warm fuzzy moderate Iranian President

New moderate Iranian President promises friendlier death for America

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was recently given a rubber chicken dinner retirement party and a gold watch with the diamond encrusted words “Death to America, Israel.” His exit paved the way for Iran to turn in a sharply radically moderate direction. New President Hasan Rowhani immediately began restoring relations with the West by promising a friendlier death for America and Israel.









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