Archive for August, 2013

July-August 2013 Hate Mail

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

July-August Hate Mail

 

Here are a couple of quick pieces of hate mail.

 

The first woman is angry because she is passionate about the Trayvon Martin trial.

 

“jessica[email protected]Did you seriously refer to Trayvon Martin as a man!?

Two men in a scuffle!? My question is are you retarded or just a bold faced racist!?”

 

Should I have calledTrayvon Martin a woman? Apparently stating his gender

accurately is enough reason for me tosomehow hate his race or lack functioning

intelligence. Of course this woman is a liberal, based on her tirade toward

a complete stranger and obsession with another complete stranger.

 

The second guy is angry because I find humor in Cleveland Indians fans chanting

“Detroit is bankrupt” when the Indians played the Tigers.

 

Gogreene01

you are a classless scum bag piece of shit.. Like all of Ohio.. Enjoy your ass pounding!”

 

 

That brilliant commentary came courtesy of Twitter. Coward that this fellow was, they deleted their Tweet. Perhaps they would be concerned that people would jump to the conclusion that they were acting like themselves.

 

Notice their screen name of “Go Green.” Yes, they add an “e” on the end, but this is most likely another environmental lunatic expressing themselves the way liberals tend to do when dealing with someone who says something they disagree with.

 

The odd thing about both of these pieces of hate mail is that I did not even disagree with either commenter on the actual issues. I simply did not care. The Trayvon Martin trial was boring, and so is anything usually connected to baseball.

 

So are these commenters.

 

My worry is that these two commenters will meet in a chartroom, fall in love, and give birth to the reincarnation of Helen Thomas, who is currently burning underground with 72 Osama bin Ladens.

 

This concludes a pathetic excuse for July and August hate mail.

 

eric

 

 

 

 

Major Hasan no heart America

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

What the Fort Hood Shooter can teach President Obama

The trial of Fort Hood shooter Major Nidal Hasan is well underway, and his initial comments are must-see television. President Obama should pay particular heed to Hasan, since the entire Obama foreign policy approach is being rejected in Hasan’s rantings.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2013/aug/11/what-fort-hood-shooter-can-teach-president-obama/

eric

 

The big black birthday badonkadonk babe

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

What every woman (and many men) could learn from Mo’Nique

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It’s all about Mo’Nique.

Forget Kate Upton, Elizabeth Hurley, Cindy Crawford, Eva Longoria, Tara Banks and every other model of beauty that society has foisted upon us.

It’s all about Mo’Nique.

Mo’Nique is one of the sexiest women alive, and every woman could learn from her. So can plenty of men.

The former hostess with the mostess of “Showtime at the Apollo” is a shining example of how to succeed in the world of romance when the deck is supposedly stacked against you.

Mo’Nique belongs to the one group of people who are still ridiculed by comedians in the cheapest of ways. She is, by current standards, “overweight.” She most likely weighs somewhere between 200 and 300 pounds.

It has been at least a couple of centuries since overweight people were considered the most beloved people in society. They were “rubenesque,” a euphemism that currently fools nobody.

Current supermodels through no fault of their own have young women convinced that “thin is in,” and that “no guy wants to date the fat girl.”

Yet while attitude may not be everything, it goes a long way. PMA (positive mental attitude) turned Mo’nique into a superstar.

She became a sex symbol by declaring herself one. She just decided she was, and acted like it.

She showed up at the Apollo jiggling and shaking her body, singing, “Hey girl. It’s your birthday. We’re going to party, like it’s your birthday.”

An alien from another planet observing her would conclude that she is big, black, and it is always her birthday.

On more than one occasion she would single out her fellow hefty women for praise.

“I want all the big girls on stage. Only the big girls. Big girls, get up here and do your thing.”

All the heavyset women would dance on stage with her as the crowd cheered them on.

Mo’Nique even made a movie where the entire premise was about her girth. It was entitled “Phat Girlz.” Comedian Chris Tucker explained to Americans in “Moneytalks” that P.H.A.T. stands for “Pretty Hot and Tempting.”

When a woman is that big a deal, she does not even need a last name. Madonna, and Beyonce have proven this. Yet to add an apostrophe jazzes everything up. She is not just Monica or Monique, but Mo’Nique. At the Apollo, she was Mooooooooniiiiiiiqqqqqque.

Mo’Nique’s weight has not prevented her from getting married and having children. It has certainly not limited the roles she has played. While she is a comedienne by trade, she won a best supporting actress Academy Award for her very serious villainous character in “Precious.”

She is an accomplished woman who has had more pain in her life than any human being should have to go through. She was a childhood victim of incest.

Yet this woman who could have ended up at the bottom of the barrel refuse to let her self-esteem be measured by her weight. It is easy to tell other people to just be happy with who they are. It is a very difficult thing for those people to actually do it.

Most men would never admit it, but when Mo’Nique walks on that stage, they find her sexy.

So to Mo’Nique, I say shake those hips and that badonkadonk. You are the very definition of sexiness.

To women and men everywhere, learn from this woman. All the weight loss pills and diets and exercise regimens in the world will not fix what ails the human heart and mind. Weighing more is not a barrier to love and happiness provided it does not become a health issue. To love others, one has to love the person in the mirror to the point of confidence but short of vanity.

A great birthday present for any woman would be to feel special for all the right reasons. For men, a great birthday present would be to find a woman as self-assured as Mo’Nique, which leads to a better chance at a healthy relationship.

As for Mo’Nique herself, she should just stay lovely. Go on girl. It’s your birthday. Do your thing while the rest of us watch and admire what you do and how you do it.

eric

 

 

More Obama NSA nonsense

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

Obama Press Conference 8/9/13

President Obama held his first press conference in four months featuring questions from the White House Press Corps.

He again called on friendly reporters who ranged from polite agreement to sycophantic worship. Occasional tough questions were ignored. Rambling answers prevented additional questions.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2013/aug/10/obamas-transparently-false-press-conference/

eric

 

 

 

Barack Obama and other extra-terrestrials

Saturday, August 10th, 2013

Proof that Barack Obama and Samantha Power are non-citizen illegal aliens

Finally, America has proof that Barack Obama and some of his cabinet are illegal aliens.

Forget border crossings. This is about other planets. Obama is obviously an extra-terrestrial. After all he is constantly talking about “the future” and “forward.” He is obviously an alien.

The secret hidden codes were found in an obscure science fiction book from over a decade ago.

Take the various agencies caught up in Obama administration scandals. One has the IRS, HHS, DoJ, EPA, and NSA. Rearrange those letters and get ‘JONAH SPREADS HIS.’

 

A Google search brings up only one entry, the sentence “Jonah spreads his arms in a gesture of helplessness.” The author is Dana Redfield, and the book is entitled, “The ET-Human Link: We are the message.”

 

When Obama ran for office he said, “We are the message,” “We are the change,” and “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”

 

The preface to the book described an “Extraterrestrial soul in a human body…how does it feel? Skin doesn’t fit quite right, a couple of toes are skewed, these arms, no flap power;”

 

This clearly describes the alien conspiracy, which ends with the word “power.” Samantha Power is the last extra-terrestrial hire of alien masters Joe Biden and Barack Obama.

 

One other paragraph offers more evidence. “I was a child of the message, ‘infused’ at birth, ‘encoded’ and coaxed to show the ruffles of my ET underwear. Hello, I am an ET-human voyager. What planet are you from?”

 

The code has now been cracked. The entire explanation of the Democratic Party has been solved. If anybody else has a better explanation for Obama, Biden, and Power, it has not been offered.

 

Other passages clearly implicate Obama.

 

“You don’t have to be a king to…Pardon me. Like I said, I’m new at this.”

 

“Big wad of smoke erupts from bong.”

 

“It was actually like being inside a synagogue, except a lot darker.”

 

“A priest, a pauper, a peasant, a principle.”

 

(Wow, somebody is coming dangerously close to stealing from Sinatra.)

 

“I stuttered and stammered, as if the word ‘feeling’ were foreign to my ears.”

 

This has to be true. Obama cannot speak without a teleprompter, lacks human feelings, lived in foreign lands, and has very distinguished ears.

 

 

For those wondering how these creatures move around normal society without any of us noticing, one final passage tells the story of how these part human, part extra terrestrials invaded our lives.

 

“Maybe there are hybrids among us.”

 

Obama nominee Samantha Power is married to greeniac Czar Cass Sundstein. They are all obsessed with the ugliest, least masculine car worshiped by metrosexuals everywhere, the hideous Prius.

 

It all ties together and finally makes sense.

 

We still don’t want any of it.

 

eric

 

 

NFL 2013 Preseason: Week 1 Raiders Recap

Saturday, August 10th, 2013

NFL Preseason 2013: Week 1 Raiders Recap

After seven agonizing months, football returned to the Black Hole as the Oakland Raiders hosted the Dallas Cowboys in the first preseason game for the silver and black and the second one for the silver and blue.

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General Manager Reggie McKenzie has taken a keg of dynamite to the Oakland roster in an attempt to get the Raiders out of salary cap hell. The Raiders have the potential to go 0-16 in the regular season, with the preseason an attempt to try and calm the doubters. The Raiders have new players at virtually every skill position. Quarterback Carson Palmer is gone, as is punter Shane Lechler. Charles Woodson returns home from Green Bay, although Woodson is now playing safety instead of cornerback.

 

First round draft pick cornerback DJ Hayden did not play.

 

Darryl Lamonica lit the Al Davis torch to start the game, as the Raider nation hoped that would not be the entire highlight reel. The Raiders are a very young team. led by the youngest head coach in the NFL in second year leader Dennis Allen.

 

One new Raider is ace kickoff return man Josh Cribbs, who came over from Cleveland. Dallas kicker Dan Bailey boomed a touchback, allowing Cribbs to practice taking a knee. Matt Flynn is the new Raider quarterback acquired from Seattle. The best player on the Raiders remains running back Darren McFadden, but his issue has always been staying healthy.

 

On the first series a run by McFadden gained only a yard, but a West Coast swing pass to McFadden set up a critical 3rd and 1. Running back Olawale got the tough yard, and the Raiders had their first new set of downs. Yet on the next play, Flynn went back to pass and got belted on a blindside blitz. The resulting fumble was recovered by the Cowboys at the Oakland 15.

 

The Raiders benefitted from a holding call on Dallas, and a sack backed the Cowboys up to a 3rd and 25. After a short gain, Dan Bailey nailed the 38 yard field goal to put the Cowboys up 3-0.

 

Cribbs took the kickoff deep in the end zone and only brought it back to the Oakland 17. A couple of power runs by McFadden offered no power at all as the Raiders faced 3rd and 6. Flynn dropped back to pass and found Denarius Moore over the middle for a 17 yard gain. Flynn showed some agility and avoided a sack to scramble and set up 3rd and 2 from the Oakland 47. A quick strike to Rod Streater gained 4 yards and the Raiders were past midfield.

 

After a completion to Marcel Reece, the Raiders switched to a no-huddle offense and gained another first down on the ground. The 11 play drive ended when a 3rd and 5 pass was incomplete, but in came one of the few bright spots in recent years for the Raiders. Kicker Sebastian “Polish Cannon” Janikowski came in for a 51 yard field goal try off the dirt. Seabass drilled it and the game was tied 3-3.

 

Romo took over for the Cowboys at their own 17  and put on a clinic. Completions to Dez Bryant and Miles Austin along with running by DeMarco Murray had Dallas past midfield. Romo hit Bryant over the middle down to the Oakland 28. Dallas began the second quarter at the Oakland 14, but an incompletion and a false start set up 3rd and 12 from the 19. A completion came up one yard short, and on 4th and 1 from the 8, Cowboys coach Jason Garrett opted for the field goal.

 

The 26 yard chip shot was blocked by Raiders safety Tyvon Branch, and the game remain tied.

 

Flynn was done for the night, and Terrell Pryor came in for the Raiders. Pryor is the biggest curiosity, and on 1st and 10 he ran the option for over 10 yards and a first down to the Oakland 21. A dumpoff to fullback Alowale after a penalty gained 18 yards. On 3rd and 1 a run up the gut got the job done. Another 3rd and 1 from the Oakland 44 was converted when Rashad Jennings ran for 16 yards. Pryor took another option for 16 more yards. On 3rd and 8 from the Dallas 21, Pryor found Andre Holmes just past the marker for another 1st and 10.

 

On 3rd and 4 from the 6, Pryor rolled to his right, and made the worst mistake a quarterback can make by throwing the ball across his body. He was intercepted in the end zone. After 14 plays, 86 yards, and 9 minutes off the clock, the Raiders had no points to show for the drive.

 

Romo was done for the night, and Kyle Orton came in with 5 1/2 minutes left in the half in what was now a game of backups for both teams. Yet Orton is no ordinary backup, and could start for many teams. The Cowboys left their starting offensive line in and Orton easily moved Dallas. Orton went 6 for 6 on the drive, capping it off with a touchdown pass to Cole Beasley with 41 seconds left in the half to put Dallas up 10-3.

 

Pryor had only 36 seconds from the Oakland 24. One completion moved Oakland to their 47. Pryor then hit David Ausberry, who broke tackles and got to the sideline with 21 ticks left at the Dallas 40. Pryor calmly hit Holmes with 15 seconds left at the Dallas 22. A pair of incompletions left 3 seconds, enough time for Seabass to hit  41 yarder off the dirt. The Raiders trailed 10-6 at halftime of a game both teams could find fault with.

 

The third quarter saw Cowboys 3rd stringer Nick Stephens take over the signal calling duties. Stephens was quickly intercepted by Usama Young, allowing the Raiders to take over at the Dallas 30. The Raiders brought in their 3rd string quarterback, rookie walk-on Matt McGloin. For those who want something less thrilling than a Nick Stephens-Matt McGloin duel, there is soccer, golf, and baseball.

 

Eddie Marcona took over for Seabass in the second half, and his 42 yard field goal had the Raiders within 10-9.

 

While the scoring was low, there were zero punts in the first half. With 11 minutes left in the third quarter, the Oakland defense held and Dallas punted. McGloin then lit up the crowd by firing over the middle to Brice Butler, who caught the pass in stride and raced for a 40 yard gain to the Dallas 41. Butler was Oakland’s 2013 draft pick in the 7th round. On 3rd and 6 from the 37, a surprise draw play caught the Cowboys by surprise and resulted in 1st and 10 at the Dallas 31.

 

On the next play, we finally saw the deep ball as McGloin went up top to Butler, who made a diving catch for a touchdown. This was not a bomb, but it was nevertheless not the dink and dunk offense of the first half. The Raiders needed only 5 plays and 2 minutes to move 81 yards and put the Raiders up 16-10.

 

Dallas punted again, which saw the game’s first major dumb penalty. Return man Philip Adams called for a fair catch, yet was belted anyway. Adams stayed down for a bit but got up under his own power. Meanwhile, the 15 yard penalty against Dallas gave the Raiders the ball at their own 30. When a 3rd and 3 pass was dropped, the Raiders punted for the first time in the game with 4 minutes left in the third quarter. For the first time in over a decade, Shane Lechler was not the punter. He went to the Houston Texans, and the Raiders now have Chris Kluwe acquired from the Minnesota Vikings.

 

The fourth quarter began with the Cowboys on the Oakland 30. On 3rd and 10 Stephens hit Bedford for a 1st and 10 at the Oakland 17. On 3rd and 6 from the 13, another completion put the ball on the one yard line. On the next play Randle went airborne, and after getting hit in the backfield, stretched the ball over the goal line. With 11 minutes left in regulation the Cowboys regained the lead 17-16.

 

Greg Jenkins took the ensuing kickoff at the goal line and brought it back to midfield. 2013 fourth round draft pick Tyler Wilson came in as the Raiders fourth quarterback on the day. On his first play with excellent field position, Wilson was sacked for a 6 yard loss. A holding penalty was followed by Wilson misfiring on a slant to set up 3rd and 26 from the Oakland 34. Wilson rolled right and threw back across his body. He had his first completion, far short of the first down as the Raiders wasted the great field position and punted. Yet a major break in the game came when Dallas fumbled the punt.

 

The muffed fair catch attempt was recovered by the Raiders Marquette King at the Dallas 9 yard line. The Raiders wasted the golden opportunity when a 3rd and goal at the 5 pass in traffic was incomplete. Carmona hit the 23 yard field goal to put the Raiders up 19-17 with 8 minutes left. Wilson misfired on every throw but the Raiders had the lead.

 

 

Dallas brought in their 4th string quarterback Alex Tanney. Tanney threw incomplete on 3rd and 4 as the Cowboys punted. Wilson came back in with 6 1/2 minutes left. With 5 minutes left and the Raiders facing 3rd and 1 from their 41, Dallas jumped offsides.

 

On 3rd and 2 from the Dallas 46, Wilson fired over the middle to Session at the Dallas 31. With 1:53 left Carmona came in for a field goal to extend the lead. From 46 yards out on the dirt, the kick was nowhere close to being good. Dallas now had a chance to win it from their own 36. With 90 seconds remaining, it came own to 4th and 10 after 3 straight incompletions. Tanney went deep and had a receiver drop it. It may have been slightly deflected but should have been caught. Tyler Wilson took a couple of knees and the Raiders had the win.

 

There was some good to take away from this game, and the home crowd was pleased. Next week at New Orleans will be a far sterner test. The Raiders and the Cowboy meet again on Thanksgiving Day in Dallas. 19-17 Raiders

 

eric

 

 

 

Matt Damon and public schools

Friday, August 9th, 2013

What Matt Damon and his critics both fail to understand

Leftist Hollywood celebrity Matt Damon created a stir by announcing that he would place his children in private schools rather than the public school system.  Critics of Damon labeled him a typical liberal Hollywood hypocrite. Damon has been a cheerleader for public schools, and this does seem to be a case of his deeds drifting from his words.

Both Damon and his critics are missing the big (education and motion) picture.

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eric

 

 

Obama on Leno, take six

Thursday, August 8th, 2013

Obama on Leno 2013

President Obama’s sixth appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno could be dismissed as a typical case of a soft president choosing safe forums to get his message out. Obama does not like to be challenged. He prefers friendly and ideologically in-tune late night hosts to people like Chris Wallace or the late Tim Russert and their serious questions and persistent follow-ups.

Yet to just ignore this appearance would be a mistake. Even fluff appearances can unintentionally provide real news.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2013/aug/7/obamas-appearance-leno-what-we-learned/

eric

 

 

 

Another pointless Israel-Palesimian p*ss process

Wednesday, August 7th, 2013

Israel exchanges 104 Palestinian prisoners for golden unicorns

Every few months Israelis and Palestinians decide to call a brief timeout in their conflict and waste each other’s time with peace talks that will amount to nothing.

In the 2013 version of Israel’s surrender, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has agreed to release 104 Palestinian murderers. In exchange, the Palestinians will give Israel some golden unicorns.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2013/aug/6/israel-exchanges-104-palestinian-prisoners-golden-/

eric

 

 

Paul Krugman’s beard alert: Small children still scared by NYT madman

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

Paul Krugman’s madness the second most central issue of our time 

New York Times columnist Paul Krugman has been known to steer the U.S.S. Hyperbole into icebergs before, but his newest assertion is Titanic. His words are larger than life to liberals, and destined to crash in a heap.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2013/aug/5/paul-krugmans-madness-another-central-issue-our-ti/

eric