Archive for March, 2014

Obamacare enrollment day? Go pound sand, President Obama

Monday, March 31st, 2014

No, President Obama, I will not purchase Obamacare!

President Obama demands I purchase Obamacare by today. Here is my response.

http://joeforamerica.com/2014/03/president-obama-will-purchase-obamacare/

eric

 

 

My interview with Reggie McKenzie

Monday, March 31st, 2014

At the 2014 NFL owners meetings, it was a pleasure to meet and interview Oakland Raiders General Manager Reggie McKenzie.

http://www.commdiginews.com/sports/gm-reggie-mckenzie-can-bring-the-raiders-back-to-greatness-13419/

eric

 

South Beach Spring Break Recovery Saturday

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

After 12 days of monitoring Miami Beach to make sure the GOP 2016 presidential candidates were not there, it seems some of them are in Las Vegas. While they may be at the Republican Jewish Coalition forum meeting with Sheldon Adelson, they could be partying in the clubs.

I cannot search every club in America, although for my country I will try.

Yet after 12 days of Spring Break and a 6 hour flight from Miami to Los Angeles, exhaustion has set in.

Football will return on Sunday.

Politics will return on Monday.

Earthquakes will affect California whenever they feel like it.

my entire report on South Beach will be out after the most valuable pieces of information are redacted to protect the guilty.

Now to get some rest and recharge the batteries.

This concludes South Beach Recovery Saturday.

eric

Harry Reid is above the law

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

Harry Reid has been caught again engaging in financial shenanigans, this time involving gifts to his granddaughter from his slush fund.

Harry Reid will be fine because as a national Democrat, he is above the law.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/when-the-rules-dont-apply-despite-corruption-harry-reid-is-not-going-anywhere-13299/

eric

Three California liberals caught up in bribery, corruption and gunrunning

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

Three California liberal legislators were caught up in bribery, corruption and gunrunning. Such is what it means to be a progressive, anti-gun anti-greed leftist.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/senator-leland-yee-arrested-california-dems-three-strikes-and-out-13115/

eric

RIP Ralph Wilson, prayers for Jim Kelly

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

Ralph Wilson and Jim Kelly: Twin heartbreak in Bills Nation

While the NFL owners were meeting in Orlando, one of their own was headed to gridiron in the sky. Western New York took twin punches to the gut on Tuesday. Buffalo Bills owner Ralph Wilson passed away at the age of 95. Retired quarterback Jim Kelly is only 54, but the return of an aggressive mouth cancer he thought he had beaten a year ago has him fighting for survival.

http://www.commdiginews.com/sports/owner-ralph-wilson-dies-jim-kellys-cancer-has-returned-13133/

eric

 

Did conservative Republicans deliberately shoot down the Malaysian Plane?

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

Did the Koch Brothers hijack Malaysian Flight 370?

Did Sarah Palin personally shoot down the plane because she thought it was a flying moose? Did George W. Bush fail to rescue the plane because he hates Asians? Did Chris Christie deliberately engineer this tragedy to distract from Bridgegate?

While these questions may give MSNBC and Salon Magazine things to ponder all day, normal Americans have jobs to work at lives to live.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/did-the-koch-brothers-hijack-malaysian-flight-370-13080/

eric

 

Sanctionless Sunday

Sunday, March 23rd, 2014

Sanctionless Sunday

 

This past Friday had me issuing sanctions against people. Like most worldwide sanctions, the sanctions were useless, utterly ineffective, and ignored. Although these tough sanctions extended into Saturday, not one person in the world had their behavior effected in any way. Attempts to change my sanctions to edicts went unnoticed.

 

Therefore, today is Sanctionless Sunday. Since most people do not enjoy politics on a peaceful, quiet Sunday, I have decided to remove all sanctions I issued against everybody until Monday.

 

The sanctions I issued against President Obama seem to have been taken as seriously as his sanctions on Russian President Vladimir Putin. Cooler heads need to prevail, so as a gesture of peace, I am removing any and all sanctions against everybody who faced them on account of me.

 

So to those I sanctioned, those sanctions have been lifted today. However, let everyone be warned. Effective Monday morning, I will be sanctioning anybody and everybody with as much force as Secretary of State John Kerry at a tea party. Lest anyone be confused, I am not referring to the political tea party movement, but the tea parties where John Kerry and equally naive young girls sit together with their stuffed animals and serve iced tea. Kerry has his with a twist of lemon and a twist of irony.

 

Nobody has found the missing airplane, Dick Vitale makes March Madness unwatchable, and baseball remains as boring as Obama and Kerry combined. While plenty of things are actually happening in the world, nothing being mentioned in the media matters.

 

So everybody take the day off. Enjoy your Sunday, free of my sanctions.

 

eric

 

Useless Sanctions Friday

Friday, March 21st, 2014

Useless Sanctions Friday

 

Today is officially Useless Sanctions Friday.

 

Today I issued sanctions against my friends not in Florida. They are banned from partying in South Beach tonight. I am now declaring my sanctions effective and me all-powerful. In related news, Vladimir Putin is telling President Obama where he can stick his own worthless sanctions.

 

Tonight I am issuing Sanctions against South Beach Miami Spring Breakers, banning them from Mother Russia this winter.

 

No comment from Sweden on whether Putin’s killing everything in sight helps his chances of winning Nobel Peace Prize.

 

This concludes today’s report on useless, meaningless symbolic gestures that accomplish nothing. Back to Spring Break.

 

eric

 

How environmentalist greeniacs support global terrorism

Friday, March 21st, 2014

How environmentalist greeniacs support global terrorism

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/global-genocide-through-american-environmentalism-12647/

eric