Today is Soccer Snark Socialism Sunday
Thank you Hank Hill. 13 seconds sums up soccer.
Soccer is like France. Americans have no use for it.
Soccer is like climate change. The more the media insists that everybody cares, the more I am convinced that virtually nobody cares.
Because my dad is a Holocaust survivor, I rooted for the USA to again beat the Germans. Not enough to watch though.
Germany yet America still advances. What is this Socialist everybody gets a trophy garbage? In real American football the losing team does not advance.
Praise Eric Bolling for saying “only 70 days until real football starts.”
As Dr. Charles Krauthammer said, at least Suarez had the class and sophistication to dine on Italian.
This concludes Soccer Snark Socialism Sunday.