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239 decadent reasons to love America

Monday, July 6th, 2015

There are plenty of serious reasons to love America.

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From 1776-2015, here are 239 decadent reasons to love America. God bless the USA.

eric

 

1980 Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Team
1980s hard rock hair metal
2 Live Crew’s Banned in the USA
7-Eleven Big Gulps and Slurpees
ACDC’s You shook me, Thunderstruck, Moneytalks
Adam Sandler
Aerosmith
Airheads band The Lone Rangers
Al D’Amato’s singing
Alf
America the Beautiful sung by Ray Charles
American soldiers and veterans
Animaniacs
Anthony Clark
Bad Touch’s Discovery Channel
Batman: The Dark Knight
BB King and Lucille
Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia
Biff Henderson
Bill Cosby, Himself video
Bill Murray’s Quick Change
Bill of Rights
Bill the Cat
Billiards
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Bluegrass Junction
Bounce houses
Bouncing 25 cent rubber balls
Boxing promoter Don King
Brooklyn
Bubblebaths for two
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck
Burgertime
Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise movies
Caddyshack
Capitalism
Capture the flag
Cards Against Humanity
Chabad Houses
Charitable people
Cheerleaders
Cheers’s Sam Mayday Malone and Norm Peterson
Cherry Lime Rickeys
Chocolate covered cherries
Chris Berman
Chris Gardner’s The Pursuit of Happyness
Chris Noth’s Mike Logan
Chris Tucker singing Barry White
Coca-Cola
Coed touch football
Colorwar
Commando and pantsless Wednesdays (until HR intervened)
Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000
Corn Fritters
Cosmic Bowling
County Fairs
Dale Intimidator Earnhardt’s 1998 Daytona 500
Dana Carvey
Dann Florek’s Captain Donald Cragen
David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists
Dennis Farina
Desperate Housewives
Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo
Die Hard
DirecTV NFL Package
Dog-riding monkey
Donald Trump’s Apprentice
Doritos
Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry Soda
Dr. Charles Krauthammer
Duck Dynasty
Ebay
Edible underthings
Entrepreneurship
ESPN
Eye of the tiger
Fireworks
Flavored massage oil
Founding Fathers
Fox News
Fraggle Rock
Freedom, liberty, right of dissent
Gaga (dodgeball using closed fist and cherry ball)
Game nights
Garlic knots
Gatorade dumping on coaches
George W. Bush picks up bullhorn
Glow sticks as fake cigars
Golden Corral
GPS trackers
Greg the Bunny
Hamburgers
Happy face emoticons
Harmonicas
Hawaii
Henny Youngman
Hot Chocolate’s You sexy thing (I believe in miracles)
Hot scantily clad women
Howard Stern
I once finger-(blanked) a hermit crab (whoever said that)
In n Out Burger
Independence Day BBQs
Instant messaging
Internet dating
Iphones
Italian ices
J. Geils Band’s Centerfold
Jack Nicholson’s Colonel Nathan R. Jessup
Jacuzzi romps
Jell-O
Jell-O wrestling
Jerry Orbach’s Lenny Briscoe
Jerry Reed’s Eastbound and Down
Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
John Cougar Mellencamp’s Pink Houses and Hurts so good
John Facenda’s The Autumn Wind
John McEnroe’s tennis tantrums
Judaism celebrated in peace
Justice Scalia’s scathing dissents
Karl Rove’s whiteboard
Kazoos
KFC Popcorn Chicken
Kickball
Kim Kardashian’s bare bottom
King of the Hill
Kool-Aid
Kosher imitation bacon and crab
Krispy Kreme Donut Hamburgers
Laff-Olympics
Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing on Dallas
Las Vegas
Lee Greenwood’s God bless the USA and Bandit Express
Louisiana Cajun Cooking (Especially with Justin Wilson)
Lucky Charms
Madden Football
Magnum, P.I.
Mardi Gras, New Orleans
Mark Levin’s rants
Married with Children’s Al Bundy
Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing and Let’s get it on
Mascots
McDonalds
Meat and potatoes
Michael J. Fox’s Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties
Mills Lane yelling Let’s get it on
Miniature golf
Monopoly
Morris Day and the Time’s Jerk Out
Mountain Dew Code Red
MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch
Murder, She Wrote
Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest
National Federation of Republican Women
National Football League
Neocons
New Years Eve noisemakers
New York Post front and back page
New York Stock Exchange opening and closing bells
NFL Films
NFL Network
Oakland Raiders
Old School with Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn
Overtime playoff hockey
Pajama parties
Peaceful transition of political power
Phil Hartman
Pizza
Political Conventions
Pool volleyball
Pringles
Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio
Q-Bert
Queen’s I want it all
Raider Nation
Rainbow Sherbert
Redeye with Greg Gutfeld
Republican Jewish Brunettes
Republican Party Animals
Riptide
Robin Williams
Ronald Reagan’s self-deprecating jokes 
Rudy Giuliani’s New York toughness
Run DMC
Rush Limbaugh
San Diego Wild Animal Park
Satellite TV
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Scrabble
Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts
Seinfeld
Sexting
Sherman Hemsley’s George Jefferson
Sizzler
Sky high skyscrapers
Skype
Slim Jims
Snoopy’s Joe Cool
Snow football
Social networks for building businesses
South Beach, Miami
South Park
Spiderman
Sportsbars
Stock trading
Stratego
Strip chess
Stuart Scott
Sudoku
Summer camp
Super Soakers
Supply-side tax cuts
T-shirt originals
Taco Bell
Talk radio
Thanksgiving with John Madden
The Color of Money
The Counter Build Your Own Burger
The Expendables
The Frat Pack
The Honeymooners
The Muppets
The Onion
Tivo
Toby Keith’s Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
Train rides
Trampoline Dodgeball
Tygrrrr Express
USA Cartoon Express
Video Arcade Games
We’re not France
Weekend at Bernie’s
Western medicine
Whitesnake’s Here I go again video
Wifi on planes
XM Sirius Satellite Radio
Yoo-Hoo
Young Jewish Conservatives
Yummy bouncies and badonkadonks
ZZ Top’s Sleeping Bag and Sharp Dressed Man

Jewish Belmont Stakes Shabbos Friday

Friday, June 5th, 2015

Jewish Belmont Stakes Shabbos Friday

http://www.commdiginews.com/featured/american-pharoah-oprah-jenner-and-the-arab-israeli-conflict-42818/

eric

2015 NBA Finals bigger than basketball

Friday, June 5th, 2015

2015 NBA Finals bigger than basketball

http://www.commdiginews.com/featured/cleveland-and-oakland-are-no-longer-losers-42805/

eric

Angela Lansbury & Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner 1985 football highlights

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2015

Angela Lansbury & Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner 1985 football highlights

Normally I don’t liveblog 30 year old TV episodes but NFL offseason has me losing my ever loving football mind

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0653623/fullcredits/

Notice the credits. QB character listed as Caitlyn Jenner. No. Caitlyn Jenner only in existence in last day or two. Back then actor was Bruce Jenner. I know NFL players take steroids which can cause guys to grow breasts but there are no women pro football players. Therefore, QB was played by Bruce, not Caitlyn. Either way, Bruce/Caitlyn, Dick Butkus & characters who resembled Robert Kraft and Georgia Frontiere were innocent.

Spoiler alert: John Beck, who played co-owner McCord, killed co-owner Kruger so he could get sole control of the Leopards football team. Leopards won their finale by overcoming a 21-7 deficit in final 90 seconds. Angela Lansbury’s Jessica “JB” Fletcher remains a 4% Leopards owner. She willed her stock to Bruce Jenner’s daughter. Daughter not played by any Kardashian.

This concludes Murder She Wrote 1985 Leopards football highlights.

Three months until NFL 2015 season kicks off. 90 days. Dear lord. Every offseason gets tougher.

eric

Tom Brady’s football sin greater than Ray Rice

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Tom Brady’s football sin greater than Ray Rice

http://www.commdiginews.com/featured/tom-brady-is-worse-than-ray-ricesort-of-41526/

eric

Tom Brady, meet Lyle Alzado

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Tom Brady, meet Lyle Alzado

http://www.commdiginews.com/featured/should-tom-brady-be-banned-from-the-hall-of-fame-for-cheating-41478/

eric

Tom Brady’s suspension will not overturn Tuck Rule game

Monday, May 11th, 2015

Tom Brady’s suspension will not overturn Tuck Rule game

http://www.commdiginews.com/featured/nfl-royalty-tom-brady-gets-suspended-41357/

eric

Mother’s Day 2015 Report

Sunday, May 10th, 2015

Mother’s Day 2015 Report

Dear mom, thank you for not being Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton. You gave me love without trying to regulate every aspect of my life.

I love you mom. Happy Mother’s Day. Please root for a New York ‎Rangers win even if you have no idea who they are. Go Blueshirts!

Those wanting to serenade mom on Mother’s Day should pick a better choice than Tupac Shakur’s “Dear Mama.”

Don’t forget to wish a happy Mother’s Day to Richard Roundtree. Shaft is one bad Mother! Shut your mouth!

May 9th in America is May 10th in Moscow. On which day should Russians living in the USA wish a happy Mother’s Day to Mother Russia Vladimir Putin has yet to rule.

Fatwa: Woman-beating patriarchical Islamist cowards shall from now on celebrate Mother’s Day or get a stick to their behinds. Mama Akbar!

This concludes the 2015 Mother’s Day Report.

eric

NFL 2015 Draft Day 3 — Saturday Recap Rounds 4 through 7 and beyond

Sunday, May 3rd, 2015

NFL 2015 Draft Day 3 — Saturday Recap Rounds 4 through 7 and beyond

http://www.commdiginews.com/featured/nfl-day-3-of-the-2015-nfl-draft-is-in-the-books-recap-40826/

eric

NFL 2015 Draft Day 2 — Friday Recap Rounds 2 and 3

Sunday, May 3rd, 2015

NFL 2015 Draft Day 2 — Friday Recap Rounds 2 and 3

http://www.commdiginews.com/featured/action-packed-day-2-of-the-nfl-draft-recap-40804/

eric