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Why Fauxcahontas 1/1024 Liz Warren Matters

Tuesday, October 16th, 2018

Why Fauxcahontas 1/1024 Liz Warren matters

Fauxcahontas Liz Warren and her ancestry lies are no laughing matter

Addresses & phone numbers of anti-Kavanaugh donors

Saturday, September 29th, 2018

This is PUBLIC information. These people donated to the anti-Kavanaugh smear campaign.

Relly Davidson

Age 80+

PHONE NUMBERS

(530) 747-7000

Fixed Voip

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CURRENT ADDRESSES

1515 Shasta Dr Apt 3204eDavis CA 95616-6687

Relly R Davidson

Age 40s

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CURRENT ADDRESS

3881 Duncan PlPalo Alto CA 94306-4549

Michael Lodoen

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CURRENT ADDRESS

1781 E Bayshore RdEast Palo Alto CA 94303-2523

RIP, Bandit

Sunday, September 9th, 2018

RIP, Bandit

Burt Reynolds: Rest in Peace – Forever the Alpha Male’s Alpha

The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2018

Friday, June 22nd, 2018

The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2018

Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2018: Right, Left and Center

Michael Berookim & Mark Berookim, Owners of High Rise Financial LLC, Explain the Benefits of Pre-Settlement Legal Funding

Wednesday, May 30th, 2018

When a car accident occurs, a pedestrian is hit by a drunk driver, a person slips and falls on someone’s property, a medical device is defective and causes harm or a doctor performs medical malpractice by being negligent…one thing is in common: a negligence caused harm and created injury.

When such incidents or accidents occur and cause personal injury, victims have a few options to pursue justice and recover money damages. First, with the help of a lawyer or law firm, they may seek to file a lawsuit or pursue their claim against the defendant or the injury-causing party. In the case of car accidents, truck accidents, bus accidents and those involving pedestrians, for example, the claim is usually and primarily directed at the defendant or negligent party’s insurance company – the company that will pay out on the claim. In the case of a slip and fall in a restaurant, commercial store or supermarket such as Target, Whole Foods or Trader Joes, the victim can pursue their claim against the subject property’s owner, who normally has proper insurance. The insurance company will then retain counsel or hire a law firm to defend them if a lawsuit is initiated. Prior to that, the lawyers for the plaintiff (the injured party) will try to settle the claim with the defendant’s insurance company without filing a lawsuit. This occurs for a couple of reasons. First, litigation is expensive. With it comes increased costs and expenses to compensate for the time it takes to see a case to fruition before or after trial (which means a longer length of time before you receive any money from your settlement).

Plaintiffs now have access to a portion of their future settlement before their case is finalized through legal funding. Legal Funding, otherwise known as a lawsuit loan, is completely risk-free and High Rise Financial LLC can deliver this cash in as little as 24 hours! High Rise Financial LLC can also, in certain situations, provide this cash a case settles but before the plaintiff receives their actual settlement. In addition to this resource, plaintiffs may also have an advantage when their attorneys are negotiating the settlement with the insurance company because they are not forced to settle their claim out of financial desperation, even when they have a truly strong case with all the facts on their side. Anyone who has been through a traumatic accident knows it is a difficult and taxing process to recover from the injuries and that it takes a lot of effort to obtain all the proper and necessary treatment. Most times, clients need to miss work – which cuts their income and leaves them in a desperate situation for money to pay for basic necessities, including living expenses and medical bills.

When the case actually settles (either before litigation or after), the legal funding company is entitled to get their money back, along with interest. Any funding is completely risk-free. So, even if your case does not settle or settles for less than expected, then the plaintiff who borrowed the money does not need to repay the legal funding company. This is not considered a typical lawsuit loan or cash advance for this reason.

Michael Berookim and Mark Berookim, owners and co-founders of High Rise Financial LLC, believe that pre-settlement legal funding for personal injury cases is vital in scenarios where one is in dire need of money and can be a true lifeline for victims and plaintiffs of all types of personal injury accidents. Lending is a risky endeavor but serves an overall good by helping ordinary people survive in troubling times and assists them in getting a fair outcome against big insurance companies.

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Tim Bergling is gone, but Avicii will live forever

Sunday, April 29th, 2018

Tim Bergling is gone, but Avicii will live forever

Wake me up when it’s over: For Tim Bergling, Top DJ Avicii, the sun sets

 

March 2018 TYGRRRR EXPRESS Florida Speaking Schedule

Saturday, March 3rd, 2018

March 2018 TYGRRRR EXPRESS Florida Speaking Schedule

Saturday, March 3 — Flying from Los Angeles to Orlando, driving to South Florida.

Monday, March 5 — Anshe Sholom Synagogue in Delray Beach at 1:30pm. 

Tuesday, March 6 — Highlands County Tea Party in Sebring at 5pm.

Wednesday, March 7 — Lakeland GOP Club near Tampa at 11:30am. 

Thursday, March 8 — Rockledge Rotary Club in Brevard at 7:15am. 

Thursday, March 8 — SE Volusia GOP Club at 11:30am. 

Thursday, March 8 — Cocoa Beach Kiwanis Club at Noon. POSTPONED

Thursday, March 8 — Tamarac Kiwanis Club near Fort Lauderdale. Evening. 

Monday, March 12 — Golden Triangle Republican Women near Orlando at lunch.

Tuesday, March 13 — Vero Beach Oceanside Rotary Club at 5:30pm. 

Wednesday, March 14 — Cocoa Beach Rotary Club at Noon. 

Thursday, March 15 — Lake Buena Vista Rotary Club near Orlando at 7:30am. 

Thursday, March 15 — Orlando Rotary Club at 11:45am. 

Tuesday, March 20 — Mulberry Kiwanis Club near Winter Haven at Noon.

Tuesday, March 20 — Manatee Tea Party in Bradenton at 5:45pm. 

Wednesday, March 21 — South Orlando Kiwanis Club at Noon. 

Thursday, March 22 — Citrus Center Kiwanis Club near Tampa at 6:45am. 

Thursday, March 22 — Tampa Interbay Rotary Club at Noon. 

Friday, March 23 — Sarasota Sunrise Rotary Club at 7am. 

Wednesday, March 28 — Flight home from Orlando to Los Angeles.

Thursday, March 29, 2018 — Rotary Club of the Villages at 7am. TENTATIVE

eric

January 2018 Tygrrrr Express Hawaii Speaking Schedule

Monday, January 29th, 2018

Here is the January 2018 Tygrrrr Express speaking schedule. 

All of the events are on the Island of Oahu. Most of the events are in Honolulu. All of the events except for the last one are Rotary Clubs.

Monday, January 29, 2018 — Pearl Harbor Rotary Club at lunch. 

Tuesday, January 30, 2018 — Rotary Club of Windward Oahu Sunrise at 7am. 

Wednesday, January 31, 2018 — Rotary Club of Mililani at 7:30am. 

Wednesday, January 31, 2018 — West Pearl Harbor Rotary Club in Hawaii at lunch. 

Wednesday, January 31, 2018 — Rotary Club of Honolulu Pau Hana at 5:30pm. 

Thursday, February 1, 2018 — Rotary Club of Kapolei at 7:30am. 

Thursday, February 1, 2018 — Rotary Club of Ala Moana at lunch. 

Friday, February 2, 2018 — Hawaii Dennis Prager Meetup in Honolulu at 8pm. 

eric

My birthday: 46 Happy Memories Upon Turning 46

Tuesday, January 9th, 2018

My birthday: 46 Happy Memories upon turning 46

I entered this world 46 years ago today on January 9, 1972. On my 46th birthday, here are 46 happy memories.

1.) Every moment I ever spent with my grandparents. They are gone now, but I had all four of them when I graduated college and three of them when I turned 30. I am blessed.

2.) January 9, 1977 — The Oakland Raiders won the Super Bowl on my fifth birthday. I saw the logo and became a Raider for life.

3.) August 15, 1980 — Smokey and the Bandit II came out. I saw the original and the sequel and became a lifelong fan of the Bandit and the Snowman.

4.) January 22, 1984 — The Raiders won their third Super Bowl. I still remember telling the kids at school the next day one simple message. “Just win baby!”

5.) January 21, 1985 — I had my Bar Mitzvah, the Jewish passage into manhood. My Orthodox Rabbi grandfather led the ceremony.

6.) July 13, 1990 — I watched Bill Murray in quick change for the first of over 100 times. This movie is true New York, and Murray remains a national hero.

7.) August 26, 1990 — I flew from New York to Los Angeles for college. I immediately fell in love with this city and never left.

8.) September 26, 1990 — I joined the campus radio station and developed my lifelong love of radio.

9.) May 10, 1992 — I wrote my first song. 70 more would follow.

10.) January 9, 1993 — The Raiders won a playoff game over arch rival Denver on my 21st birthday. We all had a big party to celebrate afterward at 1950s Cafe Ed Debevic’s.

11.) June 14, 1994 — The New York Rangers won the NHL Stanley Cup and ended the 54 year curse.

12.) September 13, 1994 — I passed the Series 7 stockbroker’s exam. At that moment I was now a professional.

13.) June 1, 1997 — I saw my friend doing something on a computer that seemed different. He was in a chat room. It was my first time using the Internet.

14.) July 4, 1999 — My friends and I crashed an Independence Day party on the beach and escaping moments before police busted up the party.

15.) September 23, 1999 — I finally got my driver’s license. I never needed one before.

16.) December 31, 1999 — Ringing in the Millennium in Las Vegas.

17.) March 1, 2000 — I flew from Los Angeles to New Orleans for Mardi Gras 2000. I still have my Calvin and Hobbes t-shirt, “Life is short. Party naked. Mardi Gras 2000.”

18.) February 13, 2003 — I watched the movie “Old School.” I will forever thank Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell and “The Godfather” Luke Wilson for inspiring me at age 31 to finally start going to Florida for Spring Break. Years of South Beach, Miami revelry ensued at the Clevelander and Ocean’s 10. 

19.) March 14, 2003 — I flew to Singapore and Thailand and got to experience five days of beauty in each country. I met the Jewish communities of both nations.

20.) November 4, 2003 — NFL Network was born. Finally, a television channel worth watching existed. 

21.) November 2, 2004 — Enjoying the 2004 election with my closest friends.

22.) February 12, 2006 — I flew from Los Angeles to Hawaii. I met the Jewish community of Honolulu and attended my first NFL Pro Bowl. I met ESPN’s Chris Berman.

23.) April 28, 2006 — I flew from Los Angeles to New York and went to Radio City Music Hall. For the first time, I got to attend the NFL Draft and meet a bunch of great football heroes. 

24.) August 4, 2006 — I flew from Los Angeles to Ohio and drove to Canton. I visited the Pro Football Hall of Fame, saw the induction ceremony featuring John Madden, and attended the Pro Football Hall of Fame Game.

25.) March 11, 2007 — I Started a blog called the Tygrrrr Express. That column somehow turned into five books and a national speaking career.

26.) September 11, 2007 — On the sixth anniversary of the attacks, I flew from Los Angeles to New York and then drove to Great Adventure in New Jersey. I attended Sean Hannity’s Feedom Concert and saw New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani light up the crowd.

27.) October 17, 2007 — I joined Facebook. between that and Twitter, I have met many good people, increased book sales, and built my business.

28.) March 30, 2008 — My friend adopted a child from Guatemala. On this day “the boy” turned one. Being “Unca Eric” is the best job in the world.

29.) February 2, 2008 — I flew from Los Angeles to Phoenix and attended my first Super Bowl. The New York Giants shocked the previously unbeaten New England Patriots.

30.)August 6, 2008 — I flew from Los Angeles to Israel and spent a week in the Holy Land.

31.) May 13, 2008 — I flew from Los Angeles to Washington, DC. I attended the Republican Jewish Coalition Leadership Conference and met Dr. Charles Krauthammer.

32.) August 30, 2008 — I flew from Los Angeles to Minneapolis for my first Republican Convention. For a week, friends and I slept in a sports bar. It was like being Norm Peterson from “Cheers.”

33.) April 5, 2009 — My first book “Ideological Bigotry” was published.

34.) September 1, 2009 — I left Wall Street after 15 years and began my career as a full-time professional speaker.

35.) November 11, 2009 — I flew from Los Angeles to Galveston and spoke at the Texas Federation of Republican Women Convention. I made TFRW and other lifelong friends in the Lone Star State.

36.) March 11, 2010 — Flew from Los Angeles to Oklahoma City to speak at the National Federation of Republican Women Spring Conference. That launched me nationally since the NFRW run the world.

37.) May 1, 2011 — In Aiken, South Carolina, I saw the news that Osama bin Laden was killed. That night I told my very best political joke. “Osama bin Laden is now burning underground with 72 Helen Thomases.” It was the bookend to my very first political joke. “Never rely on a Palestinian GPS tracker. I took one wrong turn, ended up at a cemetery, and a sinister voice said, ‘You have reached your final destination!’ I got so angry I threw the thing out the window, which was good because 5 seconds later it exploded.”

38.) February 9, 2013 — I met Vice President Dick Cheney and spoke in front of him at a dinner.

39.) September 25, 2013 — I spoke to a Tea Party group in Hays, Kansas. At that moment, I had officially spoken in all 50 states.

40.) November 4, 2014 — I spoke at an election night party in New Jersey.

41.) March 20, 2015 — After writing four political comedy books, I finished my first religious comedy book “Jewish Lunacy.” This allowed me to move beyond political speaking into religious speaking.

42.) May 12, 2015 — I met President George W. Bush and shook his hand.

43.) November 8, 2016 — Enjoyed a raucous election night party in Raleigh, North Carolina.

44.) December 31, 2016 — New Year’s Eve with the friends who matter most to me.

45.) Any woman whoever let me play with her yummy bouncies or at least was nice enough to send me pictures of them.

46.) January 9, 2018 — On my 46th birthday, the return of Chucky as Jon Gruden returns to the Black Hole to rejoin the Raiders. Like me, Gruden has unfinished business.

I would like to thank my parents for raising me right and Angela Lansbury’s JB Fletcher of “Murder, She Wrote” for catching murderers and making the world safer.

Anything I could possibly wish for has already been granted.

eric @ Tygrrrr Express

2018: We…can…do…this

Monday, January 1st, 2018

2018: We…can…do…this

What the heck is that beeping sound?

(Knocks the phone off the hook, keeps banging the snooze alarm)

A voice tells me it’s my pager. My pager is black, so finding it in the dark is the needle in the haystack equivalent. A lucky smack knocks it against the wall, where it may or may not have shattered. The beeping continues. Why does anyone need a pager anymore anyway?

Who the heck is texting me at this ungodly hour of…(either 7 a.m., 1 p.m., or 1 a.m. …it looks blurry)?

Oh, no. It is 5 a.m., and my first radio interview of the New Year is with the morning man of an East Coast station. Time to pretend to sound coherent and go back to sleep. Oh no, wait, that radio interview was four years ago.

Great, happy wishes for the new year. Thanks. Whoever you are, it is too early to talk to you.

One year the person on the telephone insisted it was 1 p.m. After explaining to them that they were on the East Coast, and that 1 p.m. EST is 10 a.m. in Los Angeles, they grew impatient. They knew how to tell time, and that it was 4 p.m. EST, hence 1 p.m. my time.

Sure, getting up and writing my column is an option. It’s a new year, and starting the year off with a flurry of brilliance might be helpful. Forget it. This column is recycled from years ago. It’s also hours late. That is what happens when people get no sleep because of stressful December 31 football games.

Election 2018? The first person to talk politics gets blistered in my column … tomorrow.

Bowl games? There is Tivo. Besides, does anybody care who wins the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl, the Lack of Insight.com Bowl, the Fishbowl, the RU486 Morning After Bowl, The California Metrosexual Pride Bowl, or any other game that may or may not be made up?

Speaking of the morning after, does anybody remember the David Byrne Talking Heads song from the movie “Less than Zero? (which the temperature feels like right now, even in LA)? The song is called “Once In A Lifetime.”

“This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. What have I done? How did I get here?”

It then occurs to me that the beeping sounds are the voices in my head telling me I am too old, even at 45, to stay out this late. Even without alcohol, exhaustion has set in. Oh wait, I stayed home and watched “Lilo and Stitch.”

Get out of bed? Work calls in (whenever) hours. Better rest up, before my tyrant of a boss complains. Such is the life of the self-employed.

Get up now? Somehow stagger to the shower, get dressed, make it out of my condo to go … where?

The stores are closed. Maybe they are open. Too tired to find out.

My birthday is in just over a week. Time to pace myself.

Work on my website? All that takes is staggering to my couch. Oh, no. My IT guy has not finished it yet. Oh, wait, he did years ago. I clicked on the wrong site.

Go on Jdate and search for women? Not a bad idea, except it is too tiring to check their Adams Apples. This is not the year for a boyfriend, and am not sure that my eyes can tell the difference right now. Besides, Jdate is so 2014. Now it is Tinder, JSwipe and JCrush.

Shop on Ebay? No. bad idea. Buying stuff when not at full capacity is problematic. Who needs another mountain goat? Dang creature gets his horns in my hide. Not a comfy way to wake up. Calm down boy, you’ll get some straw to graze on upon my waking up.

Work on my record album? Although again, world, just because my hair is long, that does not mean my band exists. The best instrument is the triangle, because that tells me lunch is ready. Oh wait, my hair is not even that long anymore. I could work on that, although I didn’t do much. I sat. It grew.

Ahh, yes, lunch. Get up and eat something. My microwave is slow, and a five minute microwave dinner takes almost 15 minutes. Read the paper? It is cold outside my building where the stand is, and it only takes coins. Reading the paper online is tiring, and my printer is not working. At least the lifestyle section makes a great placemat for eating.

Staying in bed for only a couple more hours until (whatever the big and little hands say) would allow me to stay up all night and be totally exhausted for work tomorrow. Again, my boss is a tyrant.

Running errands … not gonna happen.

Every morning, a four word prayer starts my day. My elbows are used to try and leverage them against my bed to prop me up. Placing my alarm clock on the other side of the room failed, since ripping the cord out of the wall solved that problem.

As for the Jewish brunette who stole the covers, her voice was not a problem last night, although if she opens her trap today she will receive a more caustic reception than usual.

Oh wait, she already left. Here is a note. “Tried to wake you, but that was a losing battle. By the way, you have nothing but soda in your fridge. Talk to you soon.” oh, wait, I think that happened over a decade ago. This is 2018, not 2005.

She is a liar. There are potato chips in my fridge as well. Why they are there remains a mystery, but it saves having to remember which cabinet they are in. One-stop shopping  is the way to go.

Besides, combing my hair for her was enough. Not doing it this morning, proud “retrosexual” that is me.

At least having the decency to say some morning prayers would be appropriate.

“Hey God…those people I pray for every night…yeah those people, the same ones…look after them again.”

Back to sleep, despite every attempt to wake up. The home phone is turned off, the cell is off as well, and the pager is still shattered, in addition to being disconnected years ago.

There may have been a car crash outside my building followed by 911 calls and sirens, but telling everybody to “keep it down,” solved that problem. A brief nightmare of me being late for work was averted when I realized my location to me was known if necessary.

Four televisions in the living room, and none in the bedroom. Who thought that up? Oh yeah, a television in the bedroom would promote laziness. Besides, trying to figure out which remote to use would cause me to break them all as if they were my pager.

Ok, here it is. Come on, elbows, do your stuff. Rise, young lad, rise! Awaken thy exhausted tired eyes!

Why is God shouting? Oh wait, that is my over-dramatization of God.

Time to set the alarm now to avoid missing work tomorrow. Where was it thrown? Threw it? Oh, screw it.

Ok, time for my four word prayer. It has gotten me this incredibly terribly far. Time to contemplate getting out of bed.

“We…can…do…this.”

Happy 2018 all. Except for the person that woke me up earlier. Whoever you are, I still can’t stand you, even though you are doing me a favor.

Ten hours and 16 bowl games later, there is only one thing left to do.

Time for a nap. Happy 2018.

Zzzzz.

eric