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Meet Renee, eharmony cyberstalker

Wednesday, November 25th, 2015

Meet Renee, eharmony cyberstalker

Dear Renee from Pasadena, California,

I hope you never go on another date as long as you live. I hope you die barren and alone. You give all women a bad name.

1) Cyberstalking is lame. My life is public. If you want to ask me something about myself, just ask. I didn’t spend one minute Googling you.

2) The next time you read a quote about me, read the whole quote. I understand you’re probably ADD, but you only read 1/2 the quote.

Example: “I think we should eat healthier, set a better example for our children.”

Now read the spliced quote: “I think we should eat…children.”

Do you see how those sentences are different? Stupid b*tch.

3) The 1/2 quote you misread was from 2007. I guess you have not changed in the slightest in 8 years. I also got into fistfights in college. Perhaps that should scare you. I also stole cookies from my mom’s cookie jar. Perhaps that means I lead a life of crime.

When people ask why I prefer to date Republican women, it’s because I don’t want a hypersensitive priss who b*tches & complains about the slightest little things, especially when she has no idea what the hell she is talking about. For liberals, this is always.

Renee, you are a liberal. That is why you are a hypersensitive crybaby who lacks anything remotely resembling class. I would post your phone number and your picture but then you would get cyberstalkers, and nobody wants that. I know I don’t.

It genuinely angers me at how many low class women act badly and then wonder where all the good guys are.

Renee is a liberal. These are liberals. This is who they are. This is how they behave.



Slutwalk Saturday

Sunday, October 4th, 2015

Today in Los Angeles is SlutWalk 2015, the only leftist movement with any redeeming value.

Slutwalk was supposed to be about female empowerment. The scantily clad women were dancing to gangsta rap, which calls women sluts, bizzatches and hos. Conclusion: Liberal women are idiots.

To promote gender equality, I’m organizing the Million Frat Boy March. #‎FratBoyLivesMatter.

Male reproductive needs must be paid for by government: Scented candles, Marvin Gaye and Barry White records, and hard alcohol. If they look like Sandra Fluke, paper bags will be provided. She’s a 3-bagger.

If you disagree with me, you’re an anti-male, anti-heteronormative, anti-heterosexist bigot who should shut the Sandra Fluke up.

This concludes Slutwalk Saturday.

Now to watch “Old School.”


My interview with Sydney Elaine Leathers

Sunday, July 26th, 2015

My interview with Sydney Elaine Leathers


239 decadent reasons to love America

Monday, July 6th, 2015

There are plenty of serious reasons to love America.

From 1776-2015, here are 239 decadent reasons to love America. God bless the USA.



1980 Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Team
1980s hard rock hair metal
2 Live Crew’s Banned in the USA
7-Eleven Big Gulps and Slurpees
ACDC’s You shook me, Thunderstruck, Moneytalks
Adam Sandler
Airheads band The Lone Rangers
Al D’Amato’s singing
America the Beautiful sung by Ray Charles
American soldiers and veterans
Anthony Clark
Bad Touch’s Discovery Channel
Batman: The Dark Knight
BB King and Lucille
Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia
Biff Henderson
Bill Cosby, Himself video
Bill Murray’s Quick Change
Bill of Rights
Bill the Cat
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Bluegrass Junction
Bounce houses
Bouncing 25 cent rubber balls
Boxing promoter Don King
Bubblebaths for two
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck
Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise movies
Capture the flag
Cards Against Humanity
Chabad Houses
Charitable people
Cheers’s Sam Mayday Malone and Norm Peterson
Cherry Lime Rickeys
Chocolate covered cherries
Chris Berman
Chris Gardner’s The Pursuit of Happyness
Chris Noth’s Mike Logan
Chris Tucker singing Barry White
Coed touch football
Commando and pantsless Wednesdays (until HR intervened)
Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000
Corn Fritters
Cosmic Bowling
County Fairs
Dale Intimidator Earnhardt’s 1998 Daytona 500
Dana Carvey
Dann Florek’s Captain Donald Cragen
David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists
Dennis Farina
Desperate Housewives
Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo
Die Hard
DirecTV NFL Package
Dog-riding monkey
Donald Trump’s Apprentice
Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry Soda
Dr. Charles Krauthammer
Duck Dynasty
Edible underthings
Eye of the tiger
Flavored massage oil
Founding Fathers
Fox News
Fraggle Rock
Freedom, liberty, right of dissent
Gaga (dodgeball using closed fist and cherry ball)
Game nights
Garlic knots
Gatorade dumping on coaches
George W. Bush picks up bullhorn
Glow sticks as fake cigars
Golden Corral
GPS trackers
Greg the Bunny
Happy face emoticons
Henny Youngman
Hot Chocolate’s You sexy thing (I believe in miracles)
Hot scantily clad women
Howard Stern
I once finger-(blanked) a hermit crab (whoever said that)
In n Out Burger
Independence Day BBQs
Instant messaging
Internet dating
Italian ices
J. Geils Band’s Centerfold
Jack Nicholson’s Colonel Nathan R. Jessup
Jacuzzi romps
Jell-O wrestling
Jerry Orbach’s Lenny Briscoe
Jerry Reed’s Eastbound and Down
Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
John Cougar Mellencamp’s Pink Houses and Hurts so good
John Facenda’s The Autumn Wind
John McEnroe’s tennis tantrums
Judaism celebrated in peace
Justice Scalia’s scathing dissents
Karl Rove’s whiteboard
KFC Popcorn Chicken
Kim Kardashian’s bare bottom
King of the Hill
Kosher imitation bacon and crab
Krispy Kreme Donut Hamburgers
Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing on Dallas
Las Vegas
Lee Greenwood’s God bless the USA and Bandit Express
Louisiana Cajun Cooking (Especially with Justin Wilson)
Lucky Charms
Madden Football
Magnum, P.I.
Mardi Gras, New Orleans
Mark Levin’s rants
Married with Children’s Al Bundy
Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing and Let’s get it on
Meat and potatoes
Michael J. Fox’s Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties
Mills Lane yelling Let’s get it on
Miniature golf
Morris Day and the Time’s Jerk Out
Mountain Dew Code Red
MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch
Murder, She Wrote
Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest
National Federation of Republican Women
National Football League
New Years Eve noisemakers
New York Post front and back page
New York Stock Exchange opening and closing bells
NFL Films
NFL Network
Oakland Raiders
Old School with Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn
Overtime playoff hockey
Pajama parties
Peaceful transition of political power
Phil Hartman
Political Conventions
Pool volleyball
Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio
Queen’s I want it all
Raider Nation
Rainbow Sherbert
Redeye with Greg Gutfeld
Republican Jewish Brunettes
Republican Party Animals
Robin Williams
Ronald Reagan’s self-deprecating jokes 
Rudy Giuliani’s New York toughness
Rush Limbaugh
San Diego Wild Animal Park
Satellite TV
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts
Sherman Hemsley’s George Jefferson
Sky high skyscrapers
Slim Jims
Snoopy’s Joe Cool
Snow football
Social networks for building businesses
South Beach, Miami
South Park
Stock trading
Strip chess
Stuart Scott
Summer camp
Super Soakers
Supply-side tax cuts
T-shirt originals
Taco Bell
Talk radio
Thanksgiving with John Madden
The Color of Money
The Counter Build Your Own Burger
The Expendables
The Frat Pack
The Honeymooners
The Muppets
The Onion
Toby Keith’s Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
Train rides
Trampoline Dodgeball
Tygrrrr Express
USA Cartoon Express
Video Arcade Games
We’re not France
Weekend at Bernie’s
Western medicine
Whitesnake’s Here I go again video
Wifi on planes
XM Sirius Satellite Radio
Young Jewish Conservatives
Yummy bouncies and badonkadonks
ZZ Top’s Sleeping Bag and Sharp Dressed Man

The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2015: Father’s Day Edition

Sunday, June 21st, 2015

In 2015, Father’s Day falls on the latest day that it possibly can. In 2015, dads everywhere were forced to wait longer for their presents. Forget the neckties. Dinner can be done at any time. Men like to look at pictures of attractive women. Give him the ultimate pin-up calendar.

From Father’s Day to Ramadan to the Summer Solstice, it is time for men of all stripes and ages to appreciate beauty.

It is time to reveal the Top thirty hottest political women of 2015, also known as the Top 120 Yummy Bouncies.


Mother’s Day 2015 Report

Sunday, May 10th, 2015

Mother’s Day 2015 Report

Dear mom, thank you for not being Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton. You gave me love without trying to regulate every aspect of my life.

I love you mom. Happy Mother’s Day. Please root for a New York ‎Rangers win even if you have no idea who they are. Go Blueshirts!

Those wanting to serenade mom on Mother’s Day should pick a better choice than Tupac Shakur’s “Dear Mama.”

Don’t forget to wish a happy Mother’s Day to Richard Roundtree. Shaft is one bad Mother! Shut your mouth!

May 9th in America is May 10th in Moscow. On which day should Russians living in the USA wish a happy Mother’s Day to Mother Russia Vladimir Putin has yet to rule.

Fatwa: Woman-beating patriarchical Islamist cowards shall from now on celebrate Mother’s Day or get a stick to their behinds. Mama Akbar!

This concludes the 2015 Mother’s Day Report.


All Hail Stephanie Weiss, My 1000th Twitter Follower

Tuesday, April 21st, 2015

All Hail Stephanie Weiss, My 1000th Twitter Follower

April 20, 2015, is more than just the day we celebrate the release of the NFL Schedule. Virtually nothing is as important as football, but exceptions do exist. Tonight is also a night to celebrate meaningless metrics of artificial social acceptance.

I now have my 1,000th Twitter follower (I only follow 5 people).

Sure, spiteful people can now unfollow me and drop me down to 999, but think of a car odometer. The odometer hit 1,000. Driving backward does not change the historical nature of the moment.

Twitter follower number 1,000 is Stephanie Weiss. May you all celebrate her now and forever.

A lifelong Texan, Ms. Weiss lives in Texas with her husband and child. She is active politically, a staunch libertarian. Unlike some libertarians, she is not crazy.

She is trained in human resources management, which means she gets to make employees cry for something that was probably their fault anyway.

Raised in San Antonio, she is a big fan of the Spurs, and was before they began winning championships every other year. In 1999 she rooted for the Spyrs, but that could have been a keyboard error.

She now resides in Dallas. Despite being a Texan, she says “oil” rather than “awl” the way J.R. Ewing used to pronounce it.

When she gives you a quizzical look, she has furrowed eye brows, which she denies.

She is a nice, kind, smart person.

She is also now the owner of this fantastic legacy. People like round numbers, so they should like her. She is forever Twitter follower #1000.

All Hail Stephanie Weiss!

Tygrrrr Express Spring Break 2015 Speaking & Revelry Schedule

Monday, March 16th, 2015

It is time for Spring Break, which means the Tygrrrr Express is off to South Florida. South beach, bringing the heat. Miami, the city that keeps the roof blazing.

My speaking schedule is below. Those who want to hear me speak are welcome to come say hello. Republican Jewish Brunettes age 26-44 are especially encouraged to visit me early, often, and repeatedly.

Monday March 16th, 2015 — On the redeye to South Florida

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 — Saint Patrick’s Day revelry at Clematis in Palm Beach County.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015 — Speaking to the Brevard Republican Men’s Club in the evening.

Thursday, March 19, 2015 — Speaking to the Northwest Orange Republican Women near Orlando at 11am.

Friday-Sunday, March 20-22, 2015 — During the day, Republican National Committee meetings in Boca Raton. At night, Spring Break in either Miami Beach/South Beach or Downtown Miami

Tuesday, March 24, 2015 — Speaking to the Highlands County Tea Party in Sebring in the evening.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015 — Speaking to the Miami Log Cabin Republicans in the evening.

Thursday, March 26, 2015 — Speaking to the Charlotte County GOP at 6pm.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Atlantic Republican Women near Daytona Beach at 11am.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Father Lopez Parent Club Wine Pool March Madness near Daytona Beach at 5pm.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Volusia 912 Group near Daytona Beach at 7pm. Ray

Saturday, March 28, 2015 — Attending Book Fair at 10am near Sarasota.

Saturday night, March 28-Tuesday, March 30, 2015 — Spring Break either in South Beach/ Miami Beach or Downtown Miami.

Wednesday, March 31, 2015 – Flying back to Los Angeles.


3/11/15–The TYGRRRR EXPRESS Turns 8

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

Happy birthday T.E.

Happy birthday T.E.

Happy birthday Tygrrrr Express

Happy birthday T.E.

Today the Tygrrrr Express turns 8 years old.

Here was my first post from March 11, 2007.

Since then I have published 3 books, “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence” and “Ideological Idiocy.” I have spoken in all 50 states.

My 4th book was just completed today, making this a great anniversary. “Jewish Lunacy” will be available in a couple weeks.

My 5th book, “Ideological Lunacy,” will be out in a few weeks.

To every person who has helped turn the Tygrrrr Express from a blog to a national industry, thank you so very much.

Back to work. Hineni. Here I am. Republican, Jewish and proud.

In a streak of black lightning, called the Tygrrrr Express.

On to the next adventure.


Happy Thanksgiving 2014

Thursday, November 27th, 2014

I thank almighty God for creating the USA, NFL, & Republican Jewish brunettes jiggling like jello on my Thanksgiving turkey plate.

Happy Thanskgiving all!