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Mother’s Day 2015 Report

Sunday, May 10th, 2015

Mother’s Day 2015 Report

Dear mom, thank you for not being Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton. You gave me love without trying to regulate every aspect of my life.

I love you mom. Happy Mother’s Day. Please root for a New York ‎Rangers win even if you have no idea who they are. Go Blueshirts!

Those wanting to serenade mom on Mother’s Day should pick a better choice than Tupac Shakur’s “Dear Mama.”

Don’t forget to wish a happy Mother’s Day to Richard Roundtree. Shaft is one bad Mother! Shut your mouth!

May 9th in America is May 10th in Moscow. On which day should Russians living in the USA wish a happy Mother’s Day to Mother Russia Vladimir Putin has yet to rule.

Fatwa: Woman-beating patriarchical Islamist cowards shall from now on celebrate Mother’s Day or get a stick to their behinds. Mama Akbar!

This concludes the 2015 Mother’s Day Report.

eric

All Hail Stephanie Weiss, My 1000th Twitter Follower

Tuesday, April 21st, 2015

All Hail Stephanie Weiss, My 1000th Twitter Follower

April 20, 2015, is more than just the day we celebrate the release of the NFL Schedule. Virtually nothing is as important as football, but exceptions do exist. Tonight is also a night to celebrate meaningless metrics of artificial social acceptance.

I now have my 1,000th Twitter follower (I only follow 5 people).

Sure, spiteful people can now unfollow me and drop me down to 999, but think of a car odometer. The odometer hit 1,000. Driving backward does not change the historical nature of the moment.

Twitter follower number 1,000 is Stephanie Weiss. May you all celebrate her now and forever.

A lifelong Texan, Ms. Weiss lives in Texas with her husband and child. She is active politically, a staunch libertarian. Unlike some libertarians, she is not crazy.

She is trained in human resources management, which means she gets to make employees cry for something that was probably their fault anyway.

Raised in San Antonio, she is a big fan of the Spurs, and was before they began winning championships every other year. In 1999 she rooted for the Spyrs, but that could have been a keyboard error.

She now resides in Dallas. Despite being a Texan, she says “oil” rather than “awl” the way J.R. Ewing used to pronounce it.

When she gives you a quizzical look, she has furrowed eye brows, which she denies.

She is a nice, kind, smart person.

She is also now the owner of this fantastic legacy. People like round numbers, so they should like her. She is forever Twitter follower #1000.

All Hail Stephanie Weiss!

Tygrrrr Express Spring Break 2015 Speaking & Revelry Schedule

Monday, March 16th, 2015

It is time for Spring Break, which means the Tygrrrr Express is off to South Florida. South beach, bringing the heat. Miami, the city that keeps the roof blazing.

My speaking schedule is below. Those who want to hear me speak are welcome to come say hello. Republican Jewish Brunettes age 26-44 are especially encouraged to visit me early, often, and repeatedly.

Monday March 16th, 2015 — On the redeye to South Florida

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 — Saint Patrick’s Day revelry at Clematis in Palm Beach County.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015 — Speaking to the Brevard Republican Men’s Club in the evening.

Thursday, March 19, 2015 — Speaking to the Northwest Orange Republican Women near Orlando at 11am.

Friday-Sunday, March 20-22, 2015 — During the day, Republican National Committee meetings in Boca Raton. At night, Spring Break in either Miami Beach/South Beach or Downtown Miami

Tuesday, March 24, 2015 — Speaking to the Highlands County Tea Party in Sebring in the evening.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015 — Speaking to the Miami Log Cabin Republicans in the evening.

Thursday, March 26, 2015 — Speaking to the Charlotte County GOP at 6pm.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Atlantic Republican Women near Daytona Beach at 11am.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Father Lopez Parent Club Wine Pool March Madness near Daytona Beach at 5pm.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Volusia 912 Group near Daytona Beach at 7pm. Ray

Saturday, March 28, 2015 — Attending Book Fair at 10am near Sarasota.

Saturday night, March 28-Tuesday, March 30, 2015 — Spring Break either in South Beach/ Miami Beach or Downtown Miami.

Wednesday, March 31, 2015 – Flying back to Los Angeles.

eric

3/11/15–The TYGRRRR EXPRESS Turns 8

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

Happy birthday T.E.

Happy birthday T.E.

Happy birthday Tygrrrr Express

Happy birthday T.E.

Today the Tygrrrr Express turns 8 years old.

Here was my first post from March 11, 2007.

http://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/03/the-beginning-of-the-end-of-civilization/

Since then I have published 3 books, “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence” and “Ideological Idiocy.” I have spoken in all 50 states.

My 4th book was just completed today, making this a great anniversary. “Jewish Lunacy” will be available in a couple weeks.

My 5th book, “Ideological Lunacy,” will be out in a few weeks.

To every person who has helped turn the Tygrrrr Express from a blog to a national industry, thank you so very much.

Back to work. Hineni. Here I am. Republican, Jewish and proud.

In a streak of black lightning, called the Tygrrrr Express.

On to the next adventure.

eric

Happy Thanksgiving 2014

Thursday, November 27th, 2014

I thank almighty God for creating the USA, NFL, & Republican Jewish brunettes jiggling like jello on my Thanksgiving turkey plate.

Happy Thanskgiving all!

eric

How Kim Kardashian can help America win the war on terror

Friday, November 21st, 2014

How Kim Kardashian can help American win the war on terror

http://www.commdiginews.com/life/kim-kardashians-bare-bottom-matters-29920/

eric

No, London is not calling

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

Tonight I was supposed to be on a redeye to London, England.

The purpose of the trip was two-fold. I was to spend Rosh Hashanah with the Jewish community of London. There is nothing like starting the year off getting to know Jewish brunettes with hot, sexy British accents. Also, the Oakland Raiders were playing a game in Wembley Stadium.

My reasons for canceling the trip had nothing to do with radical Islam. When Islamists keep us from flying, they win. The Scottish referendum also played no role. Neither did Pippa Middleton’s refusal to go out with me, since I have yet to officially ask her out.

Bottom line, the Raiders are having a tough year. Today is coach Dennis Allen’s birthday, so I will hold off any comments about him and the team until tomorrow.

The main reason for the cancellation is that the 2014 midterm elections are one month away. While I have not had a vacation in 6 years, right now all GOP and conservative hands need to be on deck. The stakes are too high for me to leave the United States.

Europe does not interest me in the slightest, but at some point I will go before it becomes part of the Islamic Caliphate.

So for those of you in the Los Angeles Jewish community who are near and dear to me, I am home for the holidays and would love to see you all.

Next time, London.

eric

 

 

Miss America Pageant: Corrupt, liberal and boring

Tuesday, September 16th, 2014

How politics turned 2014 Miss America beauty pageant ugly

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/miss-america-2014-how-politics-made-a-beauty-pageant-ugly-25969/

eric

2014 Labor Day Report

Monday, September 1st, 2014

2014 Labor Day Report

 

Do pregnant women really deserve their own holiday? Or is it a holiday for the men who have to listen to them?

As Bill Cosby said, “No drugs may enter the female’s body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”

Maybe we should pay for Sandra Fluke’s birth control. Instagram pictures of her delivering a child are something I never want to see.

As NFL Hall of Fame Coach Bill Parcells said, “Don’t tell me about the pain, just deliver the d@mn baby!”

NFL Football Season 2014 starts this Thursday.

The USA economy still sucks and the numbers are still being cooked to create the illusion of non-disaster. Union leaders are still parasites who exploit their workers more than any corporation ever could.

This concludes the 2014 Labor Day Report.

 

eric

Is it ever acceptable for a man to hit a woman?

Thursday, August 7th, 2014

Is it ever acceptable for a man to hit a woman?

 

http://www.commdiginews.com/life/ray-rice-and-domestic-violence-should-anyone-be-allowed-to-hit-anyone-anytime-23246/

 

eric