Archive for the ‘WOMEN’ Category

No, London is not calling

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

Tonight I was supposed to be on a redeye to London, England.

The purpose of the trip was two-fold. I was to spend Rosh Hashanah with the Jewish community of London. There is nothing like starting the year off getting to know Jewish brunettes with hot, sexy British accents. Also, the Oakland Raiders were playing a game in Wembley Stadium.

My reasons for canceling the trip had nothing to do with radical Islam. When Islamists keep us from flying, they win. The Scottish referendum also played no role. Neither did Pippa Middleton’s refusal to go out with me, since I have yet to officially ask her out.

Bottom line, the Raiders are having a tough year. Today is coach Dennis Allen’s birthday, so I will hold off any comments about him and the team until tomorrow.

The main reason for the cancellation is that the 2014 midterm elections are one month away. While I have not had a vacation in 6 years, right now all GOP and conservative hands need to be on deck. The stakes are too high for me to leave the United States.

Europe does not interest me in the slightest, but at some point I will go before it becomes part of the Islamic Caliphate.

So for those of you in the Los Angeles Jewish community who are near and dear to me, I am home for the holidays and would love to see you all.

Next time, London.

eric

 

 

Miss America Pageant: Corrupt, liberal and boring

Tuesday, September 16th, 2014

How politics turned 2014 Miss America beauty pageant ugly

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/miss-america-2014-how-politics-made-a-beauty-pageant-ugly-25969/

eric

2014 Labor Day Report

Monday, September 1st, 2014

2014 Labor Day Report

 

Do pregnant women really deserve their own holiday? Or is it a holiday for the men who have to listen to them?

As Bill Cosby said, “No drugs may enter the female’s body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”

Maybe we should pay for Sandra Fluke’s birth control. Instagram pictures of her delivering a child are something I never want to see.

As NFL Hall of Fame Coach Bill Parcells said, “Don’t tell me about the pain, just deliver the d@mn baby!”

NFL Football Season 2014 starts this Thursday.

The USA economy still sucks and the numbers are still being cooked to create the illusion of non-disaster. Union leaders are still parasites who exploit their workers more than any corporation ever could.

This concludes the 2014 Labor Day Report.

 

eric

Is it ever acceptable for a man to hit a woman?

Thursday, August 7th, 2014

Is it ever acceptable for a man to hit a woman?

 

http://www.commdiginews.com/life/ray-rice-and-domestic-violence-should-anyone-be-allowed-to-hit-anyone-anytime-23246/

 

eric

The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2014

Saturday, June 21st, 2014

The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2014.

June 21st means Summertime, which means only one thing. It is time for the Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2014.

For the politically correct censored version, here are the Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2014.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/thirty-hottest-political-women-of-2014-19942/

Now multiply by four, and men have entered the raw, uncensored paradise of the Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies.

To all the uptight upper middle class white college girls at Brandeis getting their majors in grievance studies, do not worry. My list of the ugliest women in politics will be out soon enough. It will only be based on the lack of content of their character.

Now to sleep, and dream amazing dreams. Some men count sheep. I count a certain Republican Jewish brunette’s absolutely perfect yummy bouncies over and over again.

4…8…12…zzzzzzzzz

eric

 

South Beach Spring Break Recovery Saturday

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

After 12 days of monitoring Miami Beach to make sure the GOP 2016 presidential candidates were not there, it seems some of them are in Las Vegas. While they may be at the Republican Jewish Coalition forum meeting with Sheldon Adelson, they could be partying in the clubs.

I cannot search every club in America, although for my country I will try.

Yet after 12 days of Spring Break and a 6 hour flight from Miami to Los Angeles, exhaustion has set in.

Football will return on Sunday.

Politics will return on Monday.

Earthquakes will affect California whenever they feel like it.

my entire report on South Beach will be out after the most valuable pieces of information are redacted to protect the guilty.

Now to get some rest and recharge the batteries.

This concludes South Beach Recovery Saturday.

eric

Valentine’s dating season waits until after football season

Sunday, February 16th, 2014

There is a reason why Valentine’s Day and the dating season comes after the Super Bowl and football season.

http://www.commdiginews.com/life/valentines-day-safety-advice-dont-date-distracted-8724/

eric @ the Tygrrrr Express

Recycled Valentine’s Day musings

Friday, February 14th, 2014

Recycled Valentine’s Day musings

http://www.commdiginews.com/life/the-pressure-of-valentines-day-who-needs-it-8675/

eric

 

Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis—Shrews and nothing more

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

Maybe Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis are just terrible human beings

Five years ago liberal Americans socially promoted an unqualified black man to the presidency to atone for past racism. Now these same individuals determined to create one giant collective are socially promoting unqualified women to high political positions to make up for past sexism. Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis are not good people. They deserve real scrutiny.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/maybe-hillary-clinton-and-wendy-davis-are-just-terrible-human-beings-5918/

eric

Kelly Dwyer

Saturday, November 16th, 2013

Missing person alert: Help find Kelly Dwyer

On October 11th, Kelly Dwyer went missing.

Every little bit helps. For anybody with an ounce of spare time, please help in the search for Kelly Dwyer and any other missing individuals.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/todays-news/2013/nov/16/missing-person-alert-help-find-kelly-dwyer/

eric