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The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2014

Saturday, June 21st, 2014

The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2014.

June 21st means Summertime, which means only one thing. It is time for the Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2014.

For the politically correct censored version, here are the Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2014.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/thirty-hottest-political-women-of-2014-19942/

Now multiply by four, and men have entered the raw, uncensored paradise of the Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies.

To all the uptight upper middle class white college girls at Brandeis getting their majors in grievance studies, do not worry. My list of the ugliest women in politics will be out soon enough. It will only be based on the lack of content of their character.

Now to sleep, and dream amazing dreams. Some men count sheep. I count a certain Republican Jewish brunette’s absolutely perfect yummy bouncies over and over again.

4…8…12…zzzzzzzzz

eric

 

South Beach Spring Break Recovery Saturday

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

After 12 days of monitoring Miami Beach to make sure the GOP 2016 presidential candidates were not there, it seems some of them are in Las Vegas. While they may be at the Republican Jewish Coalition forum meeting with Sheldon Adelson, they could be partying in the clubs.

I cannot search every club in America, although for my country I will try.

Yet after 12 days of Spring Break and a 6 hour flight from Miami to Los Angeles, exhaustion has set in.

Football will return on Sunday.

Politics will return on Monday.

Earthquakes will affect California whenever they feel like it.

my entire report on South Beach will be out after the most valuable pieces of information are redacted to protect the guilty.

Now to get some rest and recharge the batteries.

This concludes South Beach Recovery Saturday.

eric

Valentine’s dating season waits until after football season

Sunday, February 16th, 2014

There is a reason why Valentine’s Day and the dating season comes after the Super Bowl and football season.

http://www.commdiginews.com/life/valentines-day-safety-advice-dont-date-distracted-8724/

eric @ the Tygrrrr Express

Recycled Valentine’s Day musings

Friday, February 14th, 2014

Recycled Valentine’s Day musings

http://www.commdiginews.com/life/the-pressure-of-valentines-day-who-needs-it-8675/

eric

 

Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis—Shrews and nothing more

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

Maybe Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis are just terrible human beings

Five years ago liberal Americans socially promoted an unqualified black man to the presidency to atone for past racism. Now these same individuals determined to create one giant collective are socially promoting unqualified women to high political positions to make up for past sexism. Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis are not good people. They deserve real scrutiny.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/maybe-hillary-clinton-and-wendy-davis-are-just-terrible-human-beings-5918/

eric

Kelly Dwyer

Saturday, November 16th, 2013

Missing person alert: Help find Kelly Dwyer

On October 11th, Kelly Dwyer went missing.

Every little bit helps. For anybody with an ounce of spare time, please help in the search for Kelly Dwyer and any other missing individuals.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/todays-news/2013/nov/16/missing-person-alert-help-find-kelly-dwyer/

eric

 

Dating lifestyles of the non-rich and non-famous

Saturday, November 9th, 2013

In dating, being broke is no excuse

In a tough economy, the last thing many people want to think about is dating. It is difficult to be social when financial worries hang over a person’s head.

While being broke is hurtful on a person’s pride and wallet, it cannot be a deterrent to dating.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/date-set-match-dating-now/2013/nov/9/dating-being-broke-no-excuse/

eric

 

Basket cases: Just say no

Saturday, October 26th, 2013

Screwed up people do not get better

 

In the dating world, compassion can only go so far. More importantly, it should only go so far. There are times when we all know what course of action to take, and yet move in the opposite direction or stay still to our emotional detriment.

 

There is one thing normal, emotionally healthy people need to remember.

 

Screwed up people do not get better.

 

Hollywood loves fantasies about the person who overcomes alcohol or drug abuse to become a successful vegan horticulturalist hero.

 

In the real world, alcoholics keep drinking and drug addicts keep doing drugs. There are exceptions, but they are called that for a reason. Most of these people have multiple relapses.

 

This is where the compassion fascists rear their politically correct heads. After all, it is easier for them to show empathy for the person engaging in self-destructive behavior than the well-adjusted person trying to get through the day without society’s powder kegs.

 

Mental illness, despite protests from counselors, is absolutely a deficiency. Mental illness comes in many different forms, but the bottom line is that crazy people do not become normal. If the word “crazy” is too harsh, then force every mental health professional to sleep in the same bed with a lunatic for a few weeks until the political correctness is drained from their body.

 

A normal person can only stay awake so many nights worried sick over a spiraling partner before the healthy person is broken down and exhausted themselves.

 

Some people are just the kings and queens of trainwreckistan, and the rest of us have zero obligation to put up with them. When a man has a morning business meeting, panicked telephone calls at 4:00am because she is arguing with “voices” is not acceptable.

 

People often make excuses for these people and their repeated messes. The phrase, “stuff happens” is a common refrain. Wrong. Stuff does not happen. They happen.

 

Normal is a subjective term, and we all have our idiosyncratic peculiarities. Yet this is several standard deviation from the many people in our society who are outright basket cases.

 

They do not get better. They get exponentially worse. The quicker the problematic behavior starts, the worse it will be in the long run. Since most people put their best feet forward in the beginning, it is reasonable to be leery of anybody who cannot contain their worst elements during the early glow period.

 

Even the few people who beat the odds do so because of something inside them. They cannot be “loved” by another into good behavior.

 

The current woman I am dating is normal. She is sane. She is totally lucid and capable of logical reasoning. She is not an alcoholic, does not do drugs, and does not argue with inanimate objects.

 

For those who like to take on projects, become a social worker. Just do not date your cases.

 

For those who want to lead happy lives, avoid defective individuals with every bit as much effort as one would avoid using a defective product. Nobody would drive a car with the wheels falling off. That should apply to our romantic prospects as well.

 

Screwed up people do not get better, and they can only hide their “special” qualities for so long.

 

If you see them, run away like Flo-Jo. Otherwise, the result will be a relationship that can become a permanent trap. If it leads to children, those kids could also be predisposed to those qualities.

 

Productive individuals deserve better, as does society at large.

 

eric

 

Dating across party lines

Monday, September 23rd, 2013

In dating, politics does matter

In dating, politics does matter.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/date-set-match-dating-now/2013/sep/21/dating-politics-does-matter/

eric

When a woman refuses to be evil

Sunday, August 25th, 2013

When a breakup lacks a villain

Like flowers, all relationships die.

When the blame game begins, the next step is to divide up everything from possessions to friends.

Yet what happens when there is no villain? In a counter-intuitive way, this type of ending to a relationship can be the absolute worst.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/date-set-match-dating-now/2013/aug/23/when-breakup-lacks-villain/

eric