THE TYGRRRR EXPRESS

I LOVE ME SOME ME!

That over the top statement is brought to you courtesy of NFL Wide Receiver Terrell Owens. Yet this column is not about him. It is about me.

Before getting into my newest live public appearance, below are some of my appearances on Political Vindication Radio with Frank and Shane.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/politicalvindication/2008/01/23/Political-Vindication-Radio

This is a 2 hour program, and I make my first comments at the 70 minute mark.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/politicalvindication/2008/06/04/Political-Vindication-Radio

This is a 2 hour program, and I make my first comments at the 68 minute mark.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/politicalvindication/2007/12/28/Political-Vindication-Radio

In this program, I make my first comments at the 18 minute mark.

Starting this Wednesday, on a weekly basis, I will be hosting an internet radio show on Blog Talk Radio. Every Wednesday from 7:30pm-9:30pm PST, 10:30pm-12:30am EST, I will be hosting a program under the heading of TheGGRNetwork.

TheGGRNetwork. Be there! Call in if you dare.

For those who have never heard the “Hollywood Opera,” I regret that I cannot remember who I stole it from. It goes like this.

“Me me me me me me meeeeeee…

Tell me what you think of meeeeeeeee…

Let’s talk some more about meeeeeeee…

Me me me me me me meeeeeeee…”

I do love a good opera. Actually, no I don’t. I love the good will that comes from a woman after I let her drag me to one. The after party is a great suicide prevention program.

As for my next appearance, it will be in Hollywood on Tuesday, July 22nd, at 8pm. My friend, Conservative Satirist Evan Sayet, will be performing the next in his “Right to Laugh” series, with the emphasis on right. I will be opening for him. He gets more time to speak, but I have much better hair. He says he has more sex than me, since there are an odd number of people in the room including him.. Then again, 1 or 3 was never specified.

Below are the details for a great night of conservative comedy, in the words of Evan Sayet.

Dear Friends,

I’ve put together my next Right to Laugh night of conservative comedy for Tuesday, July 22 at the world famous Laugh Factory on the Sunset Strip (8001, just East of Laurel). 323-656-1336. Show starts at eight pm, tickets are just twenty dollars ($30 for VIP seating). The show includes Al Sonja Schmidt and the great Jeff “Big Daddy” Wayne, as well as new rising star Eric of the Tygrrrr Express. The audience is always comprised of the most active and accomplished and often famous Republicans/conservatives in Southern California so come early to SCHMOOZE!

Also, since the audience is rather specific, word-of-mouth is ESSENTIAL to my efforts. Please make sure everyone you know who would enjoy/benefit from attending know about the event.

Let me know your thoughts. Meanwhile, here’s what folks are saying about me:

Raves for Evan:

“Evan Sayet explodes pernicious stereotypes with refreshing humor that is
simultaneously thought-provoking and hilarious…” — Michael Medved,
nationally syndicated radio talk show host.

“Evan Sayet is simply the best political comedian working in America
today” — David Horowitz, author of the NY Times best seller, “The
Professors — the 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America.”

“Evan Sayet is one of my favorite cultural commentators,” Tammy Bruce,

nationally syndicated radio talk show host and best selling author.

“At last I can delight in a show that is genuinely funny. My thanks to

Evan Sayet — Larry Elder, nationally syndicated radio talk show host.

“Evan is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!” — Ann Coulter, author of “If Democrats Had Any
Brains They’d Be Republicans.”

Even the enemy can’t help but offer praise:

“(Evan Sayet’s) a funny guy…he had the crowd howling.” — Marc Cooper,
LA Weekly (Los Angeles’ Ultra-Liberal “alternative weekly”).

“Evan Sayet is always sharp, articulate, and obnoxiously successful at
putting forward his conservative talking points!” — Thom Hartmann, Air
America Radio talk show host

To avoid having to come up with an original review after a long night, I have decided to write the review in advance.

“Eric of the Tygrrrr Express combines the warlike toughness of Ghandi, the manliness of an angry NOW Convention, the grace and subtlety of a battering ram, and the sex appeal of himself on his best night. I love him almost as much as he does.”

–Evan Sayet after drugs were slipped into his drink.

“I agree wholeheartedly with Evan Sayet. Ditto.”

–Everybody else on Earth, opting to remain anonymous

Be there or be as ashamed as my parents were before realizing that true beauty and greatness takes time. Chernobyl, the Acropolis, and the Collapse of Rome did not happen overnight.

eric

 

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