THE TYGRRRR EXPRESS

Me, me, me, me, me.

Today is all about me. Today is Narcissism Sunday.

I remember a comedian who once did what he called the “Hollywood Opera.”

“Me me me me me me me…

Tell me what you think of me…

Let’s talk some more about me…

Me me me me me me me…”

Anyway, I decided to Google myself today.

I know it is wrong. First of all, to Google one’s self sounds pornographic. It just does not feel right.

Yet nobody was looking, so I did. Besides, I wanted to know what I was up to.

It seems I am a gentle giant, a good-hearted professional wrestler that is 6 ft 5 and 300 pounds.

http://njjewishnews.com/njjn.com/040909/sptGentleGiant.html

As if that was not enough, it seems I am also a professional musician living in Northern California.

http://www.myspace.com/ericgolub

My lord I am talented, multi-faceted, and well rounded.

Then again, those other guys seem to be impostors. Never mind. They are not me. I had the name first though.

Actually, wait, they are older. Maybe I didn’t. Oh lord, I hope there are not copyright infringement issues.

Wow, narcissism Sunday turned into Self Doubt Sunday pretty quickly. Life can be pretty humbling.

I hope these other guys are not spying on me like I am on them. That would be creepy.

This concludes Narcissism Sunday. Only 6 1/2 months until kickoff.

eric

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