Yes, it is December, which means in the spirit of the holidays, tis the season for me to publish some more of my hate mail. While some more liberals acted like themselves, now the Ron Paul supporters have gotten into the act. Paulbots are basically leftists who think that they are the true conservatives. Picture David Koresh but with neater hair. Anyway, whether leftists or Paulbots, cultists is as cultists does. So here is some of my hate mail.
“JoE
[email protected]
You, sir, are a weenie. And not like a hot dog. Lips and asses will always be better than you.”
Analysis: Since we are acting like junior high school children, I am what I have, and many lips and @sses of Republican Jewish brunettes are happy about this. Well not many, but enough. Well, it’s never enough, but maybe one day it will be.
“carl hammel
[email protected]
You know any history,dumbfuck?”
Analysis: Of course I don’t. I went to public school. They have something called social studies which is rather worthless. Anyway, I guess to be intelligent I have to believe that God created the heavens and the earth and then either Barack Obama or Ron Paul was the immaculate conception and the completion of civilization.
“Bobby Cruz
[email protected]
Eric Golub, you and your f!cking GOP have have destroyed this country. What makes you think anybody's interested in your stupid opinions? Why don't you and your blasted GOP go F!CK yourselves?”
Analysis: The reason I do not go (redacted) myself is because: 1) I am not a contortionist. 2) My junior high gym teacher says that causes blindness. Look at Eric Holder. It must be true. Also, if this fellow is not interested in my opinions, why is he commenting? Doesn’t he have anything better to do? I guess not. Maybe he is already blind from repeatedly (redacted) himself.
“Rik Myslewski
[email protected]
“Quite seriously, sir, who gives a flying fuck what you think? Report, sir, report – your opinions are of no interest whatsoever.”
Analysis: Yet this guy took the time to respond. I suspect he comes from a lazy family since most people spell Rick with 4 letters instead of 3.
“Ray Stiner
[email protected]
I am the Jew that votes for Ron Paul. Watch his money bombs. You think you are the only Jewish person in America? Lots of jewish names donate money to Ron Paul. You are a small man with a big mouth.Speak for yourself I have my own problems and the likes of you make me sick. You give Jews a bad rap with your bullshit. I have a Ron Paul sign in my front yard. And I am a JEW…”
Analysis: Ok, so not all Jews are as intelligent as non-Jews give us credit for. Notice he says that he is “the” Jew who is a Paulbot, not “a” Jewish Paulbot. The use of “the” could imply he has a God complex, but most likely means he is the only one.
“David Marks
[email protected]
Get your head out of your ass, boy. I sure hope you didn't get paid for that garbage.
Singed,
a REAL conservative.”
Analysis: Actually I do get paid for this. Anybody who would deal with leftists and Paulbots without compensation is as crazy as they are. My earnings are the equivalent of combat pay. Also, the word is “signed,” not “singed,” unless the fellow just set himself on fire in protest. Even by leftist and Paulbot standards that would be extreme.
“Avid Reader
[email protected]
Your writing is awful.”
Analysis: Being an avid reader apparently does not make one an intelligent writer.
“Wowed
[email protected]
Wow. You suck.”
Analysis: My response will be highly offensive so please skip this next sentence unless one wants to see a highly offensive response. This fellow acts like a kindergartner, so here is what I learned on the playground from the bigger kids. “I suck? Well you swallow.”
“Sean Niland
[email protected]
That article about Ron Paul was possibly the stupidest article I have ever read. You are even worse than that fat oxycottin addict known as Rush Limbaugh. Why don't you report the real news instead of making up your own news? And quit saying that Ron Paul hates jews just because he does not want us involved in Israel. We are in a reccesion and two wars that never should have been started in the first place, we can't afford to give countries money to fight wars, especially since the money were lending does not even belong to us cause we keep borrowing from China.”
Analysis: Wow, a cheap shot at Rush Limbaugh’s weight and painkiller addiction. How edgy. Who knew Michael Moore is a closet Ron Paul fan?
“Julie Becker
[email protected]
Eric,
Your story about Ron Paul being excluded by the Republican Jewish Coalition is just another example of subjective journalism with animousity directed toward Ron Paul and his supporters. You are a hatemonger and have unjustly characterized Ron Paul and his supporters as well as their positions on the Jewish nation. You are a "nasty, wasty skunk" in keeping with the season!
Sincerely,
Julie Becker
Cameron, MO”
Analysis: This is what the Ron Paul movement considers “intellect.” Whenever someone accuses me of taking something out of context, what it really means is I captured the sentiments perfectly. As for this woman, she gets angry at my accusing Paulbots of being belligerent and insulting by acting belligerent insulting. Normally I would offer to give her a good spanking, but I have my limits, which includes the NOW, OWS, and Paulbots. If she were a Republican Jewish brunette their may be hope for her.
Ok, some more hate mail will be unveiled as we get closer to the holidays.
May you all have a peaceful holiday season far away from leftists and Paulbots. May they be trapped in rooms with each other and white rubber walls so they can drive each other even madder.
eric