Let’s just kill Big, Bird, eat him, and be done with it.
The aura of President Barack Obama as perfection personified crashed during his dismal debate performance against Governor Mitt Romney. Since President Obama cannot defend his first term and refuses to say what he would do in a second one, scorched Earth is the only tactic left.
In a stunning turn of events, Mr. Obama has just launched a scathing new attack on Mr. Romney that combines every alleged Romney sin. Mr. Romney wants to kill Big Bird, cook him, eat him, sell the remaining uneaten carcass parts on Ebay, and hide the taxes on those profits in offshore accounts.
Even worse, Romney has never paid Big Bird’s taxes!
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