3/11/13–The Tygrrrr Express Turns 6!
Today The Tygrrrr Express blog turns 6.
2011 was a terrible anniversary headlined by the Earthquake that rocked Japan and the ensuing Tsunami that had me wondering if Los Angeles would still exist.
So this anniversary is quiet and uneventful, which is a good thing. Boring is fantastic, since no news is good news. Well, it is bad for writers but good for society at large.
I began my column on March 11, 2007. I chose 3/11 because it was the 3 year anniversary of the Madrid Bombing and the exact midpoint from 9/11.
https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/03/the-beginning-of-the-end-of-civilization/
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As Spinal Tap says, “The more it stays the same, the less it changes.”
The big story on this day seems to be Daylight Savings Time. Arizona and Hawaii still refuse to go with the trends, insisting on never changing their clocks. These nations should be ashamed of themselves for not supporting gimmicky methods of getting us off of foreign oil. What do they expect us to do, blow up Iran?
Well yeah, that would be nice actually.
In politics, President Obama is still terrible.
Also, for those who thought the Iraq War was a long, hard slog, try reading Donald Rumsfeld’s autobiography “Known and Unknown.” It’s a good book, but at over 700 pages one could bomb Iran and free the people from Armageddonijad and the mullahs before finishing this book.
The major world events are Iran and Syria, but most liberals still fail to grasp this. The TYGRRRR EXPRESS was created to educate and remind the masses that regime change in nations run by third world genocidal lunatics is the right course of action to take.
Those unwilling or unable to grasp the importance of Iran and Syria continue to focus on nonsense. Nonsense includes Sandra Fluke and her desire to be a government parasite. Nonsense also includes the Democratic Party propping up a failed Barack Obama. In case of emergency, break glass and dust off attacks on private citizen Sarah Palin. There is even a movie dedicated to destroying her, although she remains a private citizen.
In the coming years I look forward to receiving more fan mail and more hate mail.
Until then, the TYGRRRR EXPRESS continues to be a beacon of truth and justice in support of Neoconservative foreign policy prescriptions and supply side economic tax cuts on the domestic front.
Also, the pursuit of Republican Jewish brunettes for romantic purposes will continue.
To that really hot girl I met at a party last night, I shall quote the song “Discovery Channel” by the group “Bad Touch.”
“You make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time.”
Ok, so that is not entirely true. I woke up quite late today.
This concludes the sixth anniversary celebration of the TYGRRRR EXPRESS.
Now back to rolling up sleeves. There is much work to do.
eric