J.R. Ewing’s funeral
On March 4, 2013, dastardly oil baron J.R. Ewing finally met his maker. Or so we think. Over the last three decades he has been shot several times by numerous people, and faked his own death at least once. The man has several slugs in him, and not all of them are bourbon. With the death of legendary actor Larry Hagman from cancer, the sad assurance that “this time it’s final” means exactly that. Last year an ill Bobby told his older brother “No one lives forever J.R.” He is partially right. Thanks to technology, episodes of “Dallas” will last forever. Now the only thing to do is give J.R. Ewing a proper sendoff.
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