My official 2013 Earth Day Report

Here is the official 2013 Earth Day Report.

 

If we want to reduce greenhouses gases and poisonous carbon emissions, then environmentalists should shut up. I care about Mother Earth. I do not care about the Mother (redacted) DLFs ramming phony Earth Day nonsense down my throat. The planet can survive my right to eat a burger, use paper, drive a normal car, and breathe. It cannot survive the collapse of the global economy brought on by anti-commerce enviro-zealots.

 

I will take enviro-zealots more seriously when they practice what they preach and give up every petroleum-based product, including their keyboards and cell phones. Let them live in mud huts powered by wind from Obama-Biden speeches.

 

This concludes the official 2013 Earth Day Report.

 

eric aka the Tygrrrr Express

 

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