Fight the (Samantha) Power that be!
The nomination of Samantha Power to be the United Nations Ambassador should have conservatives frothing with rage and ready for winning the all out political war President Obama started.
When President Obama nominated Samantha Power to be the next Ambassador to the United Nations, he wanted somebody who reflected his values. Obama succeeded beyond his wildest dreams with the totally unqualified, morally bankrupt Power.
Ms. Power is a journalist, an academic, and a scholar. If one believes everything they glean from Frank Sinatra records, Ms. Power might also be a piper, a pauper, a puppet, and a poet. None of Ms. Power’s skills actually amount to producing anything, but Obama diversity is about making sure that race and gender trump content of character.
Character could not factor into the hiring of Power, because any woman accusing innocent Jews in Israel of world genocide while giving a free pass to Palestinian suicide bombers has none.
As awful as the Samantha Power nomination is for anybody who values integrity, decency and humanity, it is better for conservatives to laugh and fight the nomination than cry and roll over. Rush Limbaugh tells conservatives to “be of good cheer.” Sean Hannity intones “let your heart not be troubled.”
So as conservatives prepare to fight the nomination of a woman who may not know the Gaza Strip from Palestine, Texas, the First Amendment still allows laughing at the people seeking power, especially when Power they be.
With that, here is some lighthearted fun at Power’s expense to temporarily take the sting out of the awful existence of her nomination.
“Conservative Republicans need to start acting like liberals, channel our inner ‘Public Enemy’ and Flavor Flav, become community organizers, and march down the streets yelling ‘Fight the (Samantha) Power! Fight the (Samantha) Power that be!”
“This will be like liberal marches, except with an actual purpose that benefits society.”
“If Flavor Flav shows up to the march, tell him to leave his gold teeth at home. The Obama administration might try to confiscate them to pay down the debt.”
“Obama got confused when introducing Power. His teleprompter broke, causing him to refer to his new nominee as the “exceptionally qualified John Bolton.”
“Samantha Power served on President Obama’s ‘Atrocity Prevention Board.’ For those looking for proof that the APB failed, exhibit A is the reelection of President Obama and exhibit B is the nomination of Samantha Power.”
“With Power at the United Nations, she can at least finally work with our allies to help Iran’s Ahmadinejad win a Nobel Chemistry Prize for advancements in enriched uranium.”
If Lois Lerner at the IRS, Kathleen Sebelius at HHS, and Eric Holder at DoJ had a corrupt, illicit trilateral relationship, the result would be Samantha Power.
“Like many Obama appointees, Samantha Power is corrupt, and absolute Samantha Power is corrupt absolutely.”
“Samantha Power is proof that even something as awful as the United Nations can get worse.”
“While shutting down and deporting every United Nations diplomat is too much to ask, Samantha Power’s job is redundant. Those wanting to destroy Israel and the West already have Bashar Assad, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and approximately 180 other nations.”
“President Obama tried to appoint a Palestinian suicide bomber to be the next United Nations Ambassador but they were all dead. He found the next best thing in Samantha Power.”
“Samantha Power is as committed to fighting anti-Semitism as David Duke is to fighting racism and termites are to fighting infestation.”
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