Proof that Barack Obama and Samantha Power are non-citizen illegal aliens
Finally, America has proof that Barack Obama and some of his cabinet are illegal aliens.
Forget border crossings. This is about other planets. Obama is obviously an extra-terrestrial. After all he is constantly talking about “the future” and “forward.” He is obviously an alien.
The secret hidden codes were found in an obscure science fiction book from over a decade ago.
Take the various agencies caught up in Obama administration scandals. One has the IRS, HHS, DoJ, EPA, and NSA. Rearrange those letters and get ‘JONAH SPREADS HIS.’
A Google search brings up only one entry, the sentence “Jonah spreads his arms in a gesture of helplessness.” The author is Dana Redfield, and the book is entitled, “The ET-Human Link: We are the message.”
When Obama ran for office he said, “We are the message,” “We are the change,” and “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”
The preface to the book described an “Extraterrestrial soul in a human body…how does it feel? Skin doesn’t fit quite right, a couple of toes are skewed, these arms, no flap power;”
This clearly describes the alien conspiracy, which ends with the word “power.” Samantha Power is the last extra-terrestrial hire of alien masters Joe Biden and Barack Obama.
One other paragraph offers more evidence. “I was a child of the message, ‘infused’ at birth, ‘encoded’ and coaxed to show the ruffles of my ET underwear. Hello, I am an ET-human voyager. What planet are you from?”
The code has now been cracked. The entire explanation of the Democratic Party has been solved. If anybody else has a better explanation for Obama, Biden, and Power, it has not been offered.
Other passages clearly implicate Obama.
“You don’t have to be a king to…Pardon me. Like I said, I’m new at this.”
“Big wad of smoke erupts from bong.”
“It was actually like being inside a synagogue, except a lot darker.”
“A priest, a pauper, a peasant, a principle.”
(Wow, somebody is coming dangerously close to stealing from Sinatra.)
“I stuttered and stammered, as if the word ‘feeling’ were foreign to my ears.”
This has to be true. Obama cannot speak without a teleprompter, lacks human feelings, lived in foreign lands, and has very distinguished ears.
For those wondering how these creatures move around normal society without any of us noticing, one final passage tells the story of how these part human, part extra terrestrials invaded our lives.
“Maybe there are hybrids among us.”
Obama nominee Samantha Power is married to greeniac Czar Cass Sundstein. They are all obsessed with the ugliest, least masculine car worshiped by metrosexuals everywhere, the hideous Prius.
It all ties together and finally makes sense.
We still don’t want any of it.
eric