Bowling alleys, Chinese food, and tv sports were invented so Christians would not be bored on Hanukkah.
For those wondering what Jews do on Christmas, we do the stuff normal people do every day. NFL Network. Christians have Christmas Dinner. We do something similar. We just call it “dinner.”
“To Christians, Merry Christmas. To Jews, Happy Hanukkah. To Atheists, hope you win the lottery dude.”
That joke from comedian Anthony Clark never gets old.
In the first annual Christmas Day Indoor Bowl Game, I was defeated by 6-year-old Daniel Goldberg 51-35. He is the same kid who beat me 28-21 in the inaugural Thanksgivigukkah Football Classic. What makes this defeat so tough is that I had home field advantage.
This concludes the Christmas 2013 quick update.
Happy Festivus to the rest of us, Winter Solstice to others, and blissful end of days to the Mayans.
Merry Christmas to the great Christians who built this nation and continue to make America great.
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