Obama declares his rectum a powerful new energy source
Forget the Keystone Pipeline.
After consulting with his general practitioner and a proctologist in the Obamacare network, Obama announced in a Rose Garden press conference that his rectal area contains one of the largest findings of new energy. Apparently he is so full of it that there is enough to fertilize every farm in America.
http://joeforamerica.com/2014/01/obamas-heroism-new-energy-source-power-america-generations/
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