Fatwas for everybody! Nonsense Akbar!
Fatwa: Any Islamist caught eating bread before washing their hands and saying a Jewish prayer shall be stoned to death. Challah Akbar!
Fatwa: On the Jewish Sabbath, any Islamist not in synagogue learning Chasidis is violating the Lubavitche Rebbe’s teachings and must be killed. Shabbos Akbar!
Fatwa: Woman-beating patriarchical Islamist cowards shall from now on celebrate Mother’s Day or get a stick to their behinds. Mama Akbar!
http://joeforamerica.com/2015/05/happy-cinco-de-muhammado-lag-bomer-pam-geller-fatwas-day/
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