“Our Founders used muskets. There were no assault weapons.”
— Disingenuous idiots everywhere
There was no Internet back then. So everyone who is against modernity is free to join the 17th century Amish. Turn in your cellphones. Stop using the Internet. Shut down all your social media pages.
There were no abortion clinics back then, so don’t even think of getting one.
Many lifesaving drugs had yet to be invented. So if you use everything from Viagra to Rogaine, you must stop.
None of the four major professional sports existed, so stop playing and watching them. In fact, stop watching all television because there were no TVS back then.
Turn in your automobile. Cars did not exist then.
There are plenty of disingenuous reasons to be anti-gun, but none as mind-numbingly stupid as being anti-technology. The people who call themselves progressives sure are anti-progress when it suits them.
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