Here are the 2025 Barack Obama-Katy Perry Awards, dedicated to the Top 10 Bimbos of 2025. This list is dedicated to those who try to convince themselves and others that having style is the same as having substance. These people confuse being with doing and saying stuff with actions. Anyone who believes that their race, gender or sexual orientation is a meaningful life accomplishment is a bimbo. Your state of being has never been a job qualification or accomplishment.
With that, here are the Top 10 Bimbos of 2025.
10.) Greta Thunberg — Since the word retard is no longer allowed, let’s just call her a mentally ill crackpot. Like most young attention-seekers, she got bored with climate change zealotry when it stopped being popular. She traded in her greenish nonsense for “Palestinian” nonsense. Like most anti-Semites, she hated Israel but had no idea why. She claimed the IDF was holding her hostage, which was ridiculous and debunked quickly. Her flotillas were as useless as the 1980s garbage barge. This virtue-signaling twit would rank higher, but she has no political power. She is annoying, but her lack of accomplishments on anything meaningful keep her from being worse.
9.) Ivy League Intifadas — To graduate college, students used to have to learn to read and write. Now the most basic skills are unnecessary to be a college professor. Once respected, Ivy League institutions wholly embraced Critical Race Theory and the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion movement. Scholarship was replaced with tokenism. As long as one was hostile to America, Western values and Jews, a cushy job awaited. The universities in 2025 embraced the Intifada, allowing Jewish students to be terrorized on campuses. Murders at Brown university and MIT will quickly be forgotten because the people being targeted were “just Jews.” Those denying a Jewish connection to those shootings deny reality. Schools accepting Islamist blood money would rather lecture Americans about fake Islamophobia than deal with real antisemitism. Whenever the Trump administration tries to put a stop to it, the universities go judge shopping for a liberal judge willing to tolerate antisemitism under phony guise of academic freedom.
8.) “Palestinians” — These displaced Egyptians and Jordanians have mastered the art of playing the victims. In reality, they are 100% responsible for their miserable lot in life. They were expelled from Egypt and Jordan for trying to illegally overthrow those governments. They invented the term “Palestinians” in 1964 to create a national identity out of what were basically failed revolutionaries. They have no official language, culture, currency or history. Their only export seems to be Jihad. They constantly wage war against Israelis who just want to be left alone. They are squatters who falsely declare themselves indigenous and occupied despite being illegal immigrants who refuse to leave land they invaded. They bomb innocent Jews and then complain when the Israelis have the nerve to fight back. They have a miserable product but brilliant marketing, aided by a media who sees Jews as the oppressors rather than the oppressed. These displaced Arabs would rank higher but even many of their Arab nations are fed up with them and their chronic self-inflicted problems.
7.) Hannah Dugan — This woman is the poster child for rich white liberal elitist snobs everywhere. As a judge in Wisconsin, her job was to uphold the laws whether she disagreed with them or not. Instead, she embraced her inner queen and decided that the ends justify the means. ICE was in the courtroom with a lawful right to arrest and deport an illegalimmigrait in the courtroom. Queen Dugan decided to sneak the illegal immigrant out a back door in open defiance of the law. This smug woman, convinced of her own moral righteousness, still has not figured out that what she did was legally and morally wrong. Her job is to uphold the system, not subvert it from within. While she is eligible for prison, a future Democrat president will most likely pardon her. She will most likely become a legal analyst for CNN or MSNBC, because rich white liberals are never ever wrong.
6.) No Kings protesters — These are the same one to two million basket cases who riot over everything. They it around dreaming of causes to be outraged by, whether it be climate change, Gaza, or anything else that keeps the money flowing. Yet of all the movements, this one might be the stupidest. Their thin excuse for a purpose is that President Donald Trump is acting like a king. Apparently his winning the democratically held 2024 election was lost on them. If Trump were truly a king, he would have the right to shoot them to death for protesting. Instead, they were able to protest freely without consequences. Multiple court judges have blocked parts of his agenda. Rather than shoot the judges, he files appeals. He works within the system, which is the exact opposite of a king. The truth is liberals desperately want a king. They just want a leftist king like Barack Obama. These rioters just cannot tolerate that people disagree with them. They cannot accept that they are the furthest thing from the good guys. At some point soon, they will move on to the next self-righteous and wrong cause that only they care about. Professional protesters who do not know what or why they are protesting are nothing but insufferable bimbos.
5.) Kamala Harris — This woman is turning into Bill Murray in “What about Bob?” She’s never gone. Who else but an egomaniac goes on a presidential book tour after losing the White House? Never had a woman with nothing to say said so much so badly. Her word salads and cackle emanate from an utter lack of substance. She blamed her election loss on racism, sexism, and everything else but her total lack of talent and ability. She is an incompetent DEI hire who has been socially promoted beyond her abilities. She is the pretty junior high school airhead who got the boys to do her homework for her while giggling through life. She is too dumb to know that she is too dumb to be in power. She would rank higher, but now she is for the moment out of office. There are actually other people in her party with as little substance as her, as hard as that is to believe.
4.) Congressmen Katie Porter and Eric Swalwell — These abrasive louts both want to be Governor of California because they worship power. Neither of them have any significant accomplishments. Swalwell spends his time trolling on social media and posting pictures of himself shirtless. His claim to fame is being a sexual dupe for a Chinese spy named Fang Fang. Given his terrible personality, he had to know she was not interested in him for pure reasons. Porter is even worse. She is known for cursing at and abusing her subordinates. She even dumped mashed potatoes on her then-husband in a fit of rage. She is a hero to the angry repulsive frumpy (arf arf arf) crowd that likes Hillary Clinton and worships Liz Warren. She may boil your bunny rabbit. Porter may be wiling to join JB Pritzker and Alvin Bragg on the cover of Talentless Fat F*ck (TFF) Monthly Magazine, but that is not a recipe for governing. Leadership requires consensus. Porter and Swalwell are ideological absolutists of indeterminate gender. Not knowing which restroom to use may be an asset in California, but it doesn’t make a person admirable.
3.) Governors Gavin Newsom, JB Pritzker and Tim Walz — Rich white liberals are masters at failing upwards. Born rich, many of them want to rule over everyone despite never having done real work. They want decision-making power despite being bad at everything. Newsom fiddled as his state burned. His obsession with climate change dwarfs his concern for human beings. One year after the devastating Pacific Palisades fire, not one home has been rebuilt. Pritzher is a billionaire hotel heir who has let crime devour his city. Chicago is a war zone. As for Walz, this Elmer Fudd doofus has allowed Minneapolis to become Somalia, only more corrupt and more violent. Billions of dollars in taxpayer dollars have been sent overseas to foreign terrorists. Yet whenever these failed governors are asked about their records, they just fall back on Orange Man Bad. We get that they hate people who disagree with them, but for once they need to be forced to be asked and answer what they are good at.
2.) Ayatollah Mamdani — This glib, slick talking Ugandan Muslim is a child of wealthy parents. He has never held a job. Yet he managed o convince the young Tide Pod eating voters to elect him New York Mayor. He ran on platform of free everything for everyone with a mix of Jew-hatred thrown in. His Marxist policies have never succeeded anywhere. His ego lets him insist that this time they will work because he is the all-knowing. If he succeeds in his mission to destroy New York from within, he will have the top spot next year. Yet there are bigger bimbos than him only because they have already committed the wreckage that Ayatollah Mamdani only dreams of.
1.) Minneapolis Democrats — These are the worst of the worst. They laundered billions of taxpayer dollars to foreign terrorists. They got away with it because they are politically protected minorities. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is a black female Muslim. Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is a black Muslim. Governor Tim Walk and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey are guilty white leftists who grovel in front of minorities out of fear of being called racist. The guilty white female lieutenant governor even put on a hijab to kiss Somali rump. Anytime anyone tries to investigate Minneapolis corruption, the investigators are deemed racist, sexist and Islamophobic. It’s not a race or gender thing. It’s a criminal thing. For using their black skin and Muslim faith to bully and intimidate people into accepting corruption, they are the top bimbos of 2025.