Festivus is like Kwaanzaa, only real. Happy Festivus to the rest of us!
To my Christian friends, while I do not know much about your faith, any religion centered around “love thy neighbor” is good with me. Christians tomorrow will not be flying planes into towers, but they will be spreading peace and love throughout the globe. Christians saved my family during the Holocaust. So to Christians globally, God bless you always and Merry Christmas!
A belated Happy Hanukkah to the Jews.
For the atheists, to quote comedian Anthony Clark, “I hope you win the lottery dude.”