A scandal that I am reporting on for the first time has just been uncovered. In keeping with the tradition of the Jayson Blair Times, the sources are unverified and anonymous. The story is legitimate because I said so.
In retaliation for John Edwards making a sex tape and humiliating her, Elizabeth Edwards has just made a sex tape. Shockingly enough, the hard core pornography session is between her and Barack Obama.
In between random acts of primal behavior, both Elizabeth Edwards and Barack Obama are heard making anti-Semitic comments. Elizabeth Edwards blames the Jews for her husband having an affair. Barack Obama has promised to lean harder on Israel than he does on Elizabeth as they both chant “Death to Israel” while jumping on a trampoline. Later in the video the president and almost first lady share a jello bath while celebrating all things European from Brie Cheese to Kristellnacht.
I would produce the tape, but when I say “tape,” I mean my photographic memory since I saw it with my own eyes. It happened.
Why would I lie? If you like me and dislike Obama and Edwards, then I have to be telling the truth. It must be true because I said so and I am a good guy. I am the force of everything pure and righteous in this world. My critics are evil trolls. Therefore, may the circular logic be unbroken, by and by lord, by and by.
(Go ahead, get that song out of your head. You can’t.)
Now some liberals will demand proof, but why does that matter? I said it, therefore it is so because I said so.
Isn’t this how liberals work?
They accuse tea party attendees of hurling racist and anti-gay epithets. What is their proof? The accusers said so, before refusing to address the media again.
Why should they be believed? Just because. They are liberals. They are good and noble and righteous. Why would they lie?
The tea party people are evil bad people motivated by racism. They have to be guilty.
So the left calls them racists, alleges racist slurs, and the evidence is that of course they did it because everybody knows they are racists.
Does anybody else see this wheel of stupidity?
If the left had an ounce of integrity, they would say “We disagree with the tea party people on issues. We accused them of making slurs. There is no evidence this occurred. We will continue to fight them on policy.”
The left will not have the guts or moral character to say they cannot prove their charges.
Andrew Breitbart offered $100,000 for evidence. The left simply declares Breitbart a bad, evil person. Therefore, he has to be lying.
Any reasonable person can say that if you make an assertion, you have to back it up.
Breitbart accused leftist thugs of throwing eggs at his bus. He produced a videotape.
The left does not care. They deliberately want to castigate any opponent of Barack Obama as a racist to intimidate them into silence.
There is no difference between objections to Obama policies and what Al Gore or John Kerry would propose. Not a single, shred of difference.
When tax cheat Charles Rangel compares those who want tax cuts to those who want to lynch black people, that is pure poison. I want lower capital gains taxes. I am against setting black people on fire. Is this so incredibly complicated to grasp?
The left resorts to childish insults. Calling the opponents “teabaggers” is just part of the smug, superiority complex that the left loves. I can call the left “sh*theads. That adds nothing to the discussion.
The very essence of my struggle to end ideological bigotry stems from the fact that the left is unwilling and unable to see conservatives as human beings. Every single policy discussion ends with us being called Nazi, racist, bigoted, homophobes. Then the slur of “teabaggers” is added.
Liberals then say that this is just a funny “joke.” They hide behind words like joke and satire, which is just a way of being vicious while smiling. Hey, I could say that liberals should be sodomized with baseball bats, but laugh after I say it. I can nickname them Sodomites. It does not make it ok.
The demonization of conservatives for being alive, having a pulse, refusing to commit suicide, and disagreeing with the left has to stop.
If the left keeps crying wolf, the right may decide that if they are going to be accused of evil, they may just commit it so at least the slurs will be accurate. The left has already resorted to various forms of ecoterrorism and animal rights terrorism. Why shouldn’t the tea party attendees fight violence with violence?
Because that is not the solution. Also, it is just plain wrong.
I have decided to take action. I am going to enforce civility. Being gentlemanly has not worked. Kindness is seen as weakness. I have been way too lenient on my own blog. Part of it is because of my travel schedule. That is an explanation, not an excuse.
Any references to teabaggers or any other slurs will be deleted.
Why? Because I said so. It is my d@mn blog and I can.
I am headlining a tea party on April 15th, and I am not going to be referred to in that manner.
Individuals caught doing bad things are fair game. Labeling entire swaths of people as racists is beyond the pale, and not acceptable discourse.
I will listen to members of Congress throwing around racial and homophobic accusations the minute they produce some evidence. If it existed, the left would be blaring it everywhere and all the time.
Until then, I expect the left to apologize for Barack Obama and Elizabeth Edwards burning each other with candlewax and pretending that they were both Jewish so Jews would be burning.
As for the unicorn that took part in the sex act with both of them, it is too gruesome for me to show anybody. I said it happened, and I am morally superior to my critics solely because I said so. Therefore, it happened.
Enough already. Anti-Semitic leftist bestiality with fictional animals has to stop. Or maybe liberals are just scum, so now we can just call them scumbaggers.
Or they could knock it off, look in the mirror, and stop acting like themselves.
eric
“Any references to teabaggers or any other slurs will be deleted.”
Thank you.
…but if you delete references to teabaggers and other slurs, you are taking away all available ammunition from the left and encouraging mature dialogue… oh…
crickets…
I don’t think the Right is doing itself any favors asking for “proof” that some Tea Partiers hurled racial epithets. Brietbart’s video has been thoroughly panned as a sleay bit iof underhanded lying http://mediamatters.org/blog/201004130041. I’m disappointed that this blog has decided to support this “proof” nonsense. It’s below contempt. Breitbart, who is a lowlife, offering that “reward” was particularly appalling. Either someone caught it on tape or they didn’t. You can’t make a tape appear later – Oh, but Breitbart can! This blog should be above this tripe.
Though tapes of particular alleged incidents have not emerged, plenty of tapes of other indcidents, particularly messages left on politicians’ answering services, have. Besides, you’d really have to be a moron to believe that there is not racist element among the tea party attendees, with or without any “proof.” It’s obvious to anyone with more than half a brain.
JMJ
“I’m disappointed that this blog has decided to support this “proof” nonsense. It’s below contempt. ”
Not really, maybe Eric is looking for moreconstructive arguments based on facts rather than having to listen to people like you who insist all the time their caims are true with hardly ever anything to back it up.
and if they dont take you’re word for it they’re idiots.
As is made evident by this statement;
” Besides, you’d really have to be a moron to believe that there is not racist element among the tea party attendees, with or without any “proof.” It’s obvious to anyone with more than half a brain.”
Attendees ? How many, roughly any concensus as to a percentage ?
Face it, the left is just pee’d off because theres everyday Americans of all political persuasions who are not happy the way things are going and Obama was the last straw.
you guys are tanking.
It’s a “more constructive” argument to call John Lewis a liar? Really? And then take the word of a proven liar like Andrew Breitbart over that of an American hero like John Lewis? That’s “more constructive?”
I was talking with a couple of people today about the whole “Tea Party” movement. I gave them a little history lesson: Every so many years there is a populist political movement in the country – Bull Moose, the Dixiecrats, John Anderson, Ross Perot, now the Tea Party. With every populist movement there is always a good side and a dark side. With the Tea Party movement the good side is the want of (selectively) prudent government, but the dark side is an obvious racist bent. The Ross Perot phenomenon is similar to what’s going on with the Tea Party now. Ross Perot had a good, decent and understandable message, the Giant Sucking Sound. It was the ultimate manifestation of the the “Buy American” and “America First” movements. Perot’s message was that “Free Trade” was nothing but a whoring of the American standard of living. NAFTA brought it to the final fore. But because Perot and his followers had so many idiosyncracies, and there were so many nuts and nutty positions, the good message was lost with the bad. The Tea Party movement has a good message – the country is too far in debt. But that message is lost with all the steaming racist $#@! messages around it. And so this movment will venetually meet the same fate as all the other populist movements and die.
JMJ
In point of fact, I know for sure that Obama has made it with
Hillary Clinton.
Doesn’t it seem obvious that birds of a feather…
Look, we Jews loved Hillary as the carpetbagger Senator from
NYState. We funded her.
We even foresaw her as the next President of these United States.
We loved her husband. He could do no wrong.
I personally had spoken to many of us who joined the chorus for
Hillary as President. She was the greatest, the best. Her credentials
could not be matched, for liberalism and support for our causes.
Then, she became Secretary of State, under Obama and we all
expected great things of her, and her boss. Or as one pundit said
on a TV talk show a few months ago, the perfect pro-Israelites
in the administration. How can they do anything against the State?
It’s a perfect match, Hillary and Obama, the long and short of it.
She scolds the US’s best ally in the M.E., for 45 minutes, demanding
they play by the rules. They build yeshivas, while we bombed during
WW2, Dresden, Berlin, Baden Baden, Munich, Hiroshima, etc.
They during their warfare, build..schools, yeshivas, apartments for
natural growth, manufacturing plants.
Israel simply has to play by the rules guys, to get with it.
Obama demands our ally stop construction..stop the building of
schools. Talk with their enemy…( proximity ), and agree beforehand
to hand over all of East Jerusalem and the West Bank.
I mean, why talk, engage, negotiate. That’ good for Iran and the US,
and Syria and the US.
Iran says it now is one month from a nuclear capacity..even though
we said it would take another 5 years. They say it’s for peaceful purposes,
yet won’t allow an exchange..their enriched uranium for the completed
ore, (by France), in fuel rods.
They say it’s about sovereignty that no amount of sanctions will
deter their ambitions..radioactive material to enhance the life
of fruits and vegetables.
In the meantime, Hillary and Obama…still getting support for us.
Hey guys, have you heard the latest? No. Korea says it
will do what it damn well pleases..and curses Obama for his
new nuke policy (excluding them).
And what will you do about it Hillary?
Three out of the last four posts I’ve submitted have disappeared. It is becoming a wast to time.
JMJ:
“but the dark side is an obvious racist bent. ‘
See, ya keep spreading this crap without an ounce of proof yet.
The race argument is the lamest last resort their is and the Dixiecrats numbers dont put a dent in the Tea Partys “growing” numbers.
If the Tea Party is so full of these characters why are guys like this feeking itsnecessary to plant fake racist Tea partiers in the rallies ?
http://www.crashtheteaparty.org/
“With major Tea party rallies planned for April 15th all across America, a new Progressive group is preparing to disrupt the movement. Crash The Tea Party has set up a website and the word is spreading. This bunch intends to infiltrate Tea Party groups and mingle in, only to deliberately sabotage the movement by doing everything the Progressive Media claims is happening. Racist slurs, outlandish signs and probably violence as well. ”
Read the rest here.
http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=6008&cp=all#comments
You and all thosewho are launching this unprovable crap against a bunch of decent Americans and the only reason you dont see many blacks or minorities there is because they voted for Obama and the policies the party protests which were nothing but bribes.
Thse people are all calling in now asking “wheres my free healthcare, You passed the bill “?
Talk about a bunch of not too bright people. That right there would be few
i’ll seperatethe links so
eric doesnt haveto be bothered.
“read the rest here”
http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=6008&cp=all#comments
If the Tea Party is so full of these characters why are guys like this feeking itsnecessary to plant fake racist Tea partiers in the rallies ?
http://www.crashtheteaparty.org/
Obviously his set up wont take more than onelink per comment
JMJ:
“but the dark side is an obvious racist bent. ‘
See, ya keep spreading this crap without an ounce of proof yet.
The race argument is the lamest last resort their is and the Dixiecrats numbers dont put a dent in the Tea Partys “growing” numbers.
If the Tea Party is so full of these characters why are guys like this feeking itsnecessary to plant fake racist Tea partiers in the rallies ?
http://www.crashtheteaparty.org/
“With major Tea party rallies planned for April 15th all across America, a new Progressive group is preparing to disrupt the movement. Crash The Tea Party has set up a website and the word is spreading. This bunch intends to infiltrate Tea Party groups and mingle in, only to deliberately sabotage the movement by doing everything the Progressive Media claims is happening. Racist slurs, outlandish signs and probably violence as well. ”
Read the rest here.
You and all thosewho are launching this unprovable crap against a bunch of decent Americans and the only reason you dont see many blacks or minorities there is because they voted for Obama and the policies the party protests which were nothing but bribes.
Thse people are all calling in now asking “wheres my free healthcare, You passed the bill “?
Talk about a bunch of not too bright people. That right there would be few
Micky, the proof is all over the place. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S38VioxnBaI Here’s a good little video compilation of the sorts of shenanigans with the tea party attendees. Look, there has always been a racist element among conservatives. Are you honestly going to try to argue otherwise? Because if you are, then you’re truly dellusional. It doesn’t mean all conservatives are racist, or that racism is always their their prime motivation on any given issue. But the attacks on Obama – the utterly ridiculous, hyperbolic, sick, stupid, retarded, psychotic, sociopathic, insane, paranoid, stupid, stupid, stupid attacks on Obama – that’s RACISM. Period. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot. You wanna argue particular bills, policies, orders or initiatives? Fine. But these tea paty attendees with their Obama/Hitler/Communist/Terrorist signs? Retarded. And that stupid nonsense is rampant among the tea party attendees, and for that I think they’re ALL morons.
JMJ
The slur used to describe the tea party attendees has been banned from this site. I am not going to spend my remaining days editing comments.
I am now adding that slur to the list of words that my site will automatically block as spam. It worked with percocet, viagra, and the rest. So from now on, any post including that word…the entire post will be blocked.
This blog is a benevolent dictatorship.
Also, the comparisons of Bush to Hitler far surpassed anything that the practitioners of selective outrage on the left have witnessed on the right.
Hitler tried to kill my dad. There is no politician here that is Hitler. I and others on the right get this. The left doesn’t. Just ask Sarah Palin.
eric
Thats not proof jersey, those signs could of been from anywhere anytime.
Also, any jerk can get on the phone and pretend to be anyone.
Sorry buddy, you guys are loosing and you’re resorting to some pretty lame tactics because you really have no arguement against what is an obvious failure in progress
White people with a dark side? It’s called Mulatto…