August Hate Mail

August Hate Mail

Today is just a small standard batch of hate mail from leftists. Being a leftist means getting as far into the gutter as possible. Like in the movie “Animal Farm,” one can look at the animals and the leftists and not be ale to tell which was which.

With that, here is a slice of August hate mail.

“Carl
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Absolutely fantastic piece, we were laughing our heads off! I have e-mailed this to everybody… Please keep these coming. Perhaps your new tagline should read "consummate oven-dodging baby-baby man Eric Golub will hiss and spit his way through his own feces" weeee…Please do not stop with the satire! Please please please please : ) this is funnier than anything I could've ever imagined … oh my I peed a little…”

Analysis: Oven-dodging? Nothing like a pro-Holocaust reference to start the day. The reference to bodily functions was a nice finishing touch, like a vinaigrette on a leftist salad. Keep it classy, Carl.

“Terrey
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Hi, forgive me…. I don't live in America so don't know anything about you… I just read your piece /// Barack Obama and Harry Reid's broken liberal souls/// is what you wrote supposed to be some weird comedy piece? Truly you sound deluded and a total fruit loop.”

Analysis: This fellow got off to a good start when he admitted “I don’t live in America so don’t know anything.” I can forgive him for not being born in the greatest nation on Earth, but not for flapping his gums.”


“Kyle
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I found your article on Obama's "Broken Soul" to be the most biased and ignorant piece I have ever had the misfortune of reading. I am not in support of him either, make no mistake, but you are almost on the caliber of Fox News with your hateful one sided commentary.”

Analysis: Fox News is the highest rated cable news network. I guess he thinks a majority of Americans are bigots. I am an opinion writer. I am supposed to be biased. So in my less than humble biased opinion, this fellow is an imbecile.

“Greg
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why are you such a twisted dick? Your childhood must have been awful.”

Analysis: I had a friend who had to drive himself to the hospital with a Twisted testicle. He voted Peace and Freedom, so I do not see any correlation between having one’s appendage out of whack and voting patterns. Now the brain is a different story, based on modern liberalism. Of course my childhood was awful. Have you ever been to Long Island?

Say it with me everyone. These are liberals. This is how they behave.

eric

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