I had the pleasure recently of attending the Right to Laugh comedy night at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. As always, Evan Sayet and Al-Sonja Schmidt rocked the house.
Eric Porvaznik cleverly integrated a couple of guitar songs in his routine. He also let the room know that the comedians want to raise $700,000 so that they can do free shows for unemployed people around the country in cities where times are tough.
http://www.modernconservative.com/index.php
A recently married man, Eric Porvaznik offered some lighthearted humor about married life.
“Don’t clap, my wife is not here, I can roll my eyeballs.”
“For those who know the Steve Harvey rule, there should be no sex for 90 days. This is because new employees don’t get job benefits for 90 days. Hey, I’m married. I can do 90 in my sleep.”
The real fun was when he brought out the guitar and parodied “Rocking in the free world,” by Neil Young.
“Blame Barack, it’s not a free world.”
Yet while these comedians rocked the house, Travis Cohen was more interested in shocking the house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhSa_GSYAKs
I am not sure if he realized he was in a room full of Republicans, but he left nobody spared. Nothing was sacred.
I cannot begin to describe him. I will let his routine do the talking.
With that, I offer Travis Cohen.
“Things didn’t work out with my girl, and another woman told me ‘There are other fish in the sea.’ I say ‘F*ck fish!'”
“Then again, it might be fun to f*ck fish. I’m horny and they’re wet.”
“Do fish vaginas smell like people?”
“I was enjoying girl scout cookies the other day. I went through three boxes of them. The cookies weren’t bad either.”
“I know people who just bought the new African-American Express Card. There is no bill for 30 years, and it can be used as a credit card and a race card.”
“If we had a Jewish president, he would just circumcise the deficit.”
“I hate when women do annoying things during sex…like wake up.”
“Then they start asking annoying questions…like, ‘What’s your name?'”
“When they ask me that, I just tell them the same thing. ‘If I tell you, you’ll just tell a grownup.'”
“People say that when you’re being talked about, your ears burn. Well a couple of women must have been talking about my penis the other day.”
“I knew I should have kept those girls in Thailand from babbling.”
“Some people say that black is a slimming color. This is not true, because fat black women still look fat.”
“The Chinese built their Great Wall, but America will not build the wall on the Mexican border. They say it won’t work. Yes it will. The Great Wall of China worked. How many Mexicans do you see sneaking into China?”
“I like to read short books. I have a short attention span, so I read short books. Here is my collection of some of the shortest books.
French war heroes…
Amish gangbangs…
Women and logic…
Famous gay Nazis…
Of course, my shortest book is the unabridged Obvama resume.”
Travis Cohen is no shrinking violet. He is not for everybody. Yet for those that like provocative humor, he very well could be up their alley.
eric
I don’t know. He just sounds dirty to me. Dirty can be funny, yes, but only so much. The late great Sam Kinnison could be very dirty, but he could seemlessly get into all sorts of other types of material. When your humor idium is pretty much pure lowbrow (nothing wrong with that) it’s hard to get into politics and such. Stupid can be very funny, but it doesn’t go along well with smart.
JMJ
Saturday Afternoon Reflections The Last Time Sean Penn Said something that made any damn sense and is actually pertinent to our present times.
http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/05/saturday-afternoon-reflections-were-no.html
God does work in mysterious ways look at his unlikely messenger in this video
Ya’ know, I was just thinking – what the heck kinda name is Travis Cohen???
JMJ
Hey, did you guys hear about Jack Kemp?
JMJ