Spring Break 2010–Back in South Beach

Break out the Will Smith and get ready to drive down A1A.

The Tygrrrr Express is back in South Beach for Miami Spring Break 2010.


In 2008 and 2009 I was unfortunately in monogamous relationships that totally ruined my attempts to get back to Miami.

This year I am untangled and all set to get to Collins Avenue.

“Party in the city while the heat is on, all night on the Beach till the break of dawn…going to Miami.”

Politics will return tomorrow. Whatever happens today, I don’t care. The world can wait.

I arrived in South Florida early this morning on the redeye. I am bleary eyed and incoherent, which lord willing will be my state of mind every morning for the next 3 days.

To every alpha male out there that believes that the movie “Old School” is what life is about, I apologize for letting you down the last couple of years.

In fact, tomorrow night I am speaking to the Miami Young Republicans. I will keep my remarks brief if it cuts into partying time. The YRs will let me know.

I doubt I will get mauled in a club by a hot girl like I did in 2007 (I did not put up much of a fight).

Anyway, work hard, play hard.

The country did just fine for centuries before I arrived, and will do fine long after I am gone.

The rest of you can batten down the hatches and guard the nation today.

South Beach Miami awaits. Spring Break 2010 is calling loudly.

Let’s get it on!


4 Responses to “Spring Break 2010–Back in South Beach”

  1. Spring Break South Beach Republicans… Well, say hi to the Log Cabiners! (Better tidy up that scruffy look of yours… perhaps a tweeze and a manicure?)


  2. Micky 2 says:

    Yeah, I think you guys better just worry about bathing, never mind saving a tree at the risk of some smelly touche`

  3. Right. LOL! I’m about as outdoorsy as a morbidly obese agoraphobic. If I go a day without showering, I feel like the Toxic Avenger!

    Funny you said that, though. My water pump motor went out on Saturday. I had to happen on a Saturday, of course, so that no parts store would be open until Monday. I went two days without water. It was horrific! So anyways, after it happened I took the pump motor apart and found the problem. But for the life of me I just couldn’t get this one screw out. I was afraid I was ging to break it. So I called a well guy, and he took the screw out and put the new parts in for me. Then he hands me the old parts and that %$#@!# screw. This thing was maybe all of a quarter inch long, with a tiny tread. Why I couldn’t get this thing out is completely beyond me. But I was starting to ruin the head of the screw, which was attached to the motor crank, and so I was afraid I was going to make a real mess of it. 65 bucks down the toilet. But at least I can flush it now.

    “American Dream,” my @$$. I miss living in an apartment!


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