Spring Break 2010 Revisited–Back in South Beach

In 2008 and 2009, I was in committed monogamous relationships. This tragic occurrence had me unable to hang out in Miami for Spring Break.

For those wondering why I go on Spring Break and date young, bouncy, giggly, jiggly, brunettes…

Because I can.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2010/03/spring-break-2010-back-in-south-beach/

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2009/03/spring-break-2009-south-beach-revisited/

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2008/02/no-more-twinkies/

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/03/miami-will-smith-is-100-right/

After a three year drought, knowing that my time frame to do this was declining faster than American civilization itself, I stormed Miami Beach in March. I got to hit my favorite hangout place, “The Clevelander.” I love that place.

Sunday had me on a plane for the 2010 equivalent of Sherman’s March to the Sea. On April 4th at night I landed in South Florida, and on April 8th I begin bouncing between Georgia, Alabama, and even a quick stop in Tennessee.

I can’t wait to experience the hot in Hotlanta. Any town named Buckhead has to be entertaining.

Scarlett O’Hara looks good, but standing next to her and her twin sister would be twice as nice.

There will be plenty of business on this trip. My schedule is below.

As for the rest, pleasure is business, and business is d@mn good.

Two Spring Breaks in one month.

Spring Break 2010 Part II is now in session. Time for Miami Beach.

Because I can.

eric

Monday, April 5, 2010—I will be speaking to the Southwest Florida Republican Women near Naples at 11:30am. Arbor Trace on Vanderbilt Dr. Please contact Anne Brown for details.

Monday, April 5, 2010—I will be speaking to the Southwest Broward Republican Club near Fort Lauderdale, Florida in the evening. Please contact Jay Narang for details. TENTATIVE

Tuesday, April 6, 2010—I will be speaking to the Southeast Broward Republican Club near Fort Lauderdale, Florida in the evening. Please contact Eddie Napolitano for details. TENTATIVE

Wednesday, April 7, 2010—I will be speaking to the Lauderdale Beach Republican Club in Florida at 5:30pm. Stained Glass Pub, 5126 N Federal Hwy. Please contact Bob Wolfe for details.

Thursday, April 8, 2010—I will be speaking to the Marshall County Republican Women’s Federated near Huntsville, Alabama, at Noon. Please contact Sherri Spurlin for details.

Thursday, April 8, 2010—I will be speaking at the Blount County GOP Lincoln Day Dinner near Knoxville, Tennessee, at 6pm. William Blount High School, 219 County Farm Road, Maryville, 37801. Please contact Susan Mills for details.

Saturday, April 10, 2010—I will be speaking to the North Dekalb Republican Women’s Federated in Atlanta, Georgia, at 10:30am. Embry Hills Shopping Center at the corner of I-285 and Chamblee-Tucker Road. Please contact Tammy Johnson for details.

Saturday, April 10, 2010—I will be speaking at the Rockdale GOP Candidates BBQ, Noon (3pm). Please contact Don Williamson for details.

Saturday, April 10, 2010—I will be speaking at the Oglethorpe County Pancake Supper at 4pm (5pm) near Atlanta, Georgia. Please contact Kirk Shook for details.

Monday, April 12, 2010—I will be speaking to the Birmingham Republican Women’s Federated in Alabama at their evening fashion show. Please contact Sallie Bryant for details.

eric

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