The “Other” KKK

Before getting to football, I want to say some words about the KKK.

No, not the Ku Klux Klan. That organization was evil. Every member of that group should be placed on an eternal wall of shame. The idea that people murdered, robbed, and beat other human beings based on the color of their skin or their religion is the very essence of what it means to lack humanity.

Yet today another KKK is surfacing.

These people have not killed or tried to kill anybody. They seem to be tolerant of other races and religions. They might not even be inherently evil. Yet they are destructive to American society.

America is declining, and they are rapidly leading that collapse.

I am referring to that “other” KKK that must be eradicated forever.

That’s right.

I am talking about Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.

I want to live in a world without Kardashians.

We are becoming a nation of imbeciles, and they are leading the army of stupidity.

It has to stop. If it takes every television set simultaneously malfunctioning (except when the football game is on) for these people to go away, so be it.

Kim might be the worst of the three, although that says a lot. She dates NFL players, which means that even football is not safe from her.

At least she spells her own name right. The same cannot be said for Amerika’s darlings Khloe and Kourtney.

There was a time in history when to be known, you had to actually have something resembling a skill.

There was an era when to receive a paycheck you had to actually do something.

Elizabeth Taylor and George Hamilton are famous for being famous, but once upon a time they actually did work, and quite brilliantly.

Theses women, when not giggling in a manner less intelligible than the ladies on the View (now that says a lot), are hawking their own Kredit Kard, the Kardashian Kard. It was a major ripoff. The women claimed not to know about this, and I believe them. I would be skeptical if they did know something about anything.

One of them was kicked off of Celebrity Apprentice for a drunk driving conviction. Not since Omarosa has anybody been less deserving of the title of celebrity. As for the drunk driving, this is to be expected from overprivileged airheads who are on television simply because their father was friends with a famous athlete accused in the trial of the century for murder.

The remnants of O.J. Simpson are still being felt. First we were stuck with Larry King wasting even more time than usual, even by CNN standards. Then we were gifted with the delightfully irrelevant Kato Kaelin. At least they disappeared along with Larry King’s audience. Yet the Kardashians are here to stay. They will never leave. Not now, not ever.

No product is too shameless to hawk, and no camera too small to be ignored unless it is on a channel these women would fail to understand, such as C-Span.

I suspect these triple terrors of talking think that C-Span is a channel where reasonably large breasted women spread their arms and take competing measurements.

Some will say that these women are not hurting anybody.

This is wrong. They are hurting young girls everywhere by teaching them that being substanceless is the way to happiness. Many intelligent girls pretend to be idiots because they truly believe the boys like it. The problem with this is that as time goes by, bimbos become painfully aware that they are not marriage material. Also, the Kardashians have money. Average bimbos do not end up as carefree when they have bills to pay and no rich boys to take care of things.

The world thinks that Americans are shallow materialistic narcissists. I try to make a case for the positive aspects of this nation I love, but all the world sees are the television images of Kardashistan.

When will the madness stop? It is like an entire letter of the alphabet has been hijacked. What else will these vapid ladies endorse?

Special K Cereal?

K Y Jelly?

Kandy Korns?


Karl’s Jr. is a must. Dennis Rodman and Paris Hilton endorsed them, which means the bar has beet set very low.

(To be fair to Mr Rodman, he was a good basketball player. As for her, as the movie said, forget Paris.)

I want to live in an intelligent world. So I ask my fellow Americans to turn away from these women until they contribute anything to society that can remotely be considered positive.

Charity does not count. They have trust funds. It has to be a significant tangible contribution that they gave the world on their own.

Until then, they are just taking up space.

It is not their fault.

The blame falls on those giving them ratings.

Just say no to the KKK. No more ratings. No more press. No more attention.

No more anything.

Get rid of the KKK and replace it with P and Q.

Peace and quiet.


Indianapolis Colts @ Tennessee Titans was the Thursday night game.

Cleveland Browns @ Buffalo Bills

(Bills by 1, they cover)

Atlanta Falcons @ Carolina Panthers

(Falcons by 7 1/2, they win but fail to cover)

Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions

(Packers by 6 1/2, they win but fail to cover)

Oakland Raiders @ Jacksonville Jaguars

(Jaguars by 4, Raiders win outright)

New York Giants @ Minnesota Vikings

(Giants by 3, Vikings win outright)

Cincinnati Bengals @ Pittsburgh Steelers

(Steelers by 8 1/2, they cover)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Washington Redskins

(Buccaneers by 2, Redskins win outright)

St Louis Rams @ New Orleans Saints

(Saints by 9, they win but fail to cover)

Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49ers

(49ers by 5, they win but fail to cover)

Denver Broncos @ Arizona Cardinals

(Broncos by 4 1/2, Cardinals win outright)

New England Patriots @ Chicago Bears

(Patriots by 3, they cover)

Miami Dolphins @ New York Jets

(Jets by 5 1/2, they win but fail to cover)

Kansas City Chiefs @ San Diego Chargers

(Chargers by 7, they cover)

Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowboys

(Eagles by 3 1/2, Cowboys win outright)

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans

(Ravens by 3, they cover)


3 Responses to “The “Other” KKK”

  1. Dav Lev says:

    there is a third KKK in this country. It is people like former President

    His chief adviser was a Jew, and many of his top people were at least

    The latest release of his infamous tapes show even at the highest government levels, including the President, there are people who hate.

    He hated blacks (are you hearing this Mr. Obama, Condi Rice and
    C.Powell?), He hated Italians. Are you hearing this Giuliani and Cuomo?

    He hated Jews, the same people who predominate in achievin Nobel
    prizes and gave us more start up tech firms than any other group, not
    to mention the weaponnry which allowed US to defeat the Krauts, absent which we would today all be speaking Deutch (not me however, I would
    be “gassed” as suggested by Mr. Nixon..something okay if it occurred in
    Russia). BTW, I know lots of guys who fought in WW2, Vietnman and
    Korea and happen to be Jewish.

    Maybe those “Jews” who went to Canada,were plainly smart.
    And besides not all Bergs are Jewish. I mean take “Whoppie”.
    Tell that to the guy who, being in the ready reserve, was called
    up and went to Ft Carson, Colorado..or the guys in that
    Bear Mt Division in upstate New York.

    And for your info, Israeli Jews, and US Jews are NOT the same people,
    just as Hispanic Catholics are not the same as Irish. Get my point. Or US Catholics for that matter.

    Frankly, why this was published is beyond me? Like the Wikileaks,
    the liberal paper will do anything to sell more papers.

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  3. That was the funniest, truest, smartest thing I’ve read in a long, long time! Thanks Tygrrrr!!!

    Dav Lev – I know this is going to sound like smishy-smoshy, hyper-rationaling, liberal BS, but Nixon did not hate Jews. He really didn’t hate anyone. He was a paranoid. His presidency wasn’t all that bad, especially by today’s standards. He did many great things.

    As for Israel and Jews:

    The JWR is not some “smishy-smoshy, hyper-rationaling, liberal” media outlet.


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