The Real Proselytizers

With Hanukkah in the rearview mirror and Christmas upon us, I am continuing my quest to end ideological bigotry. This starts with honoring the wonderful people that make up Christian America.

For those wondering why Christians are still allowed to celebrate Christmas at all, it is because 1000 years ago they took some Radical Islamists trying to establish a Caliphate and beat the daylights out of them. If Radical Islamists do not knock it off, there will be the Crusades Part II, and it will make the original Crusades look like child’s play. Some are offended by the word Crusades. I am offended by planes being flown into towers.

Thank heavens for Christian America on this Christmas.

The best friends that the Jews have are conservative Evangelical Christians. Liberal Jews fail to understand this.

Liberal Jews think that the only reason that conservative Christians support Jews is so that we can all go to Israel, bring about the rapture, and all the Jews will become Christians. They are nothing but proselytizers.

This belief by liberal Jews is absolute truth, if by absolute truth one means clinical insanity.

I have spoken to many conservative audiences all across America. Most of those in the audience are Christians. Observing them has allowed me to compile a statistical analysis of the number of times I have been proselytized to by Christians to convert away from Judaism and to Christianity.

That number is zero.

I have also calculated the number of Synagogue bombings done by Christians in the name of Christianity.

That would also be zero.

The number of Christians involved in planning 9/11 took awhile to count given the victims.

That number turned out to be zero.

So while Radical Islamists are murdering people specifically in the name of Islam, liberal Jews are angry at Christians preaching love thy neighbor, stay in school, avoid drugs, and be faithful in marriage.

The left claims hypocrisy when some Christians become hypocrites and fail to practice what they preach. Yet this does not make the ideals wrong. It is the individuals falling below the standards that need to change, not the standards themselves.

So who are the real proselytizers?

The leftist secularists.

Conservatives don’t care if vegans starve themselves to death. That means fewer vegans on Earth and more meat for us carnivores. It is the vegans running around like lunatics screaming “meat is murder” at innocent people trying to eat burgers in peace.

Conservatives don’t bother animal lovers for loving animals. Yet leftists go into fur coat factories and spray paint the merchandise, when not bombing the companies. The Earth Liberation Front and Animal Liberation Front are terrorists, and the Sierra Club in the 1980s were responsible for bombings in the 1980s specifically in the name of their organization.

Virtually every time there is violence on a horrific scale, it is either secular leftists or Islamists behind it.

They are unified by hatred of Jews, Christians, conservatives, and Republicans. The left claims the other side is violent, yet the right simply wants to get through their day in peace and quiet without leftist or Islamist nutcases blowing something up.

At this point the leftists will race to their keyboards to search for some isolated example of non-leftist violence. This is easier than dropping their own hatred, which they still believe is justified.

Devout Christians do not believe in gay marriage, but it was a leftist who murdered fellow leftist gay Harvey Milk and George Moscone.

The left will never come to terms with their own violence and proselytizing because with them, the ends justify the means. The left is good, the right is evil, and all is fair in hate and war, which sums up the left perfectly.

During this Hanukkah and Christmas season, I ask only that those claiming to love Judaism stop attacking those who also love us.

Christian America consists of so many good people, and if the Radical Islamists take them down while liberal Jews do nothing, then nobody will be around to defend the liberal Jews or anybody else.

I stand beside my fellow Christians and speak up now, because they have and will continue to do the same for me.

Hundreds of Christians all around this great nation wished me a Happy Hanukkah.

So to my Christian brothers and sisters, I wish you a very Merry Christmas.

eric

One Response to “The Real Proselytizers”

  1. You have a really strange – bizarre – take on the Crusades. The Crusades did nothing to stop the spread of Islam, and in the end the Crusaders turned on fellow Christians, temporaily conquering the Byzantine empire, which was something they’d been planning for a while prior.

    In the end, the Crusaders severely damaged the reputation of Western European (“Latin”) Christians (Catholics) among the Orthodox Christians of the East. When the final blows to the Byzantine empire came later from the Ottomans, the regional populations, and people of the Balkans and Constaninople in particular, preferred to the Turks to the Western powers! There was a famous saying at the time, “I would rather se the Muslim turbin om the midst of the city than the latin mitre.”

    So no, it is most definitely NOT “because 1000 years ago they took some Radical Islamists trying to establish a Caliphate and beat the daylights out of them.” If anything, the Crusaders had only fleeting victories and in the end were completely crushed by far superior. more disiplined, better armed Arabian and Turkish forces.

    “The best friends that the Jews have are conservative Evangelical Christians. Liberal Jews fail to understand this.”

    Well, many non-liberal Jews are very suspicious of the Christain Right as well. This is because their great “love” of Israel has been a very recent epiphane. You have to understand that the very underpinnings of Protestantism, and the founders Martin and Calvin, were virulently antisemitic. Those antisemitic feelings were starkly at the surface until very recently in history. I wasn’t really until the 1980’s that we began to see this antisemitism strangely reversed by the rise of a new Republican party in the old Dixiecrat South and interior. Israel remains the pivet of this strange reversal.

    “Liberal Jews think that the only reason that conservative Christians support Jews is so that we can all go to Israel, bring about the rapture, and all the Jews will become Christians. They are nothing but proselytizers.”

    I’m not sure what you think they are proselyzing, but to ignore the fact that Israel and the rapture seem to be the number one focus of modern America evangelicals, seems blithely, willingly ignorant. And if you think the evangelicals expect that “all Jews will become Christians” shows a stunning lack of knowledge of the very evangelicals you claim to support. In fact, they expect that most Jews wills be “left behind” – or worse.

    “I have also calculated the number of Synagogue bombings done by Christians in the name of Christianity.

    That would also be zero.”

    there are still a good thousand or so antisemitic “hate-crimes” perpetrated in the US every year. It’s a much better number than the multi-thousands perpetrated in years past, and this decline may be due to the reversal of antisemitism from the Religious Right, which is a good thing. But remember just who was making those attacks in the past, how recent that past was (right up until the early 90’s), and how easily swayed back these relgious right zealots can be. As I’ve always warned you, “with friends like that…”

    “Virtually every time there is violence on a horrific scale, it is either secular leftists or Islamists behind it.”

    WTF???

    JMJ

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.