Osama Bin Laden was killed.
Here are some totally inappropriate remarks. I don’t want to say them, but I would never forgive myself if I thought them and somebody said them before me.
Bin Laden is now burning in hell with his 72 Helen Thomases.
Finally, something to shift coverage away from the Royal Wedding.
The news of Bin Laden’s death was not released until after the Celebrity Apprentice episode had concluded. Donald Trump is that powerful. Conspiracy people, have at that one.
Geraldo Rivera accidentally said that Obama had been killed. Apparently Geraldo failed to report that the president perished by tripping and falling in Al Capone’s vaults.
The most insensitive joke in history comes not from me, but from Gilbert Gottfried 10 years ago. He waited a few weeks after 9/11, so his timing was good.
“I had an Al Qaeda nickname in junior high school. I was known as ‘Nevah Been Laidin'”
More insensitive remarks will be added as they come to me.
For now, justice has been done and the world is a better place today.
God bless the USA.
eric