There are plenty of serious reasons to love America.
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From 1776-2015, here are 239 decadent reasons to love America. God bless the USA.
eric
| 1980 Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Team |
| 1980s hard rock hair metal |
| 2 Live Crew’s Banned in the USA |
| 7-Eleven Big Gulps and Slurpees |
| ACDC’s You shook me, Thunderstruck, Moneytalks |
| Adam Sandler |
| Aerosmith |
| Airheads band The Lone Rangers |
| Al D’Amato’s singing |
| Alf |
| America the Beautiful sung by Ray Charles |
| American soldiers and veterans |
| Animaniacs |
| Anthony Clark |
| Bad Touch’s Discovery Channel |
| Batman: The Dark Knight |
| BB King and Lucille |
| Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia |
| Biff Henderson |
| Bill Cosby, Himself video |
| Bill Murray’s Quick Change |
| Bill of Rights |
| Bill the Cat |
| Billiards |
| Blue Collar Comedy Tour |
| Bluegrass Junction |
| Bounce houses |
| Bouncing 25 cent rubber balls |
| Boxing promoter Don King |
| Brooklyn |
| Bubblebaths for two |
| Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck |
| Burgertime |
| Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise movies |
| Caddyshack |
| Capitalism |
| Capture the flag |
| Cards Against Humanity |
| Chabad Houses |
| Charitable people |
| Cheerleaders |
| Cheers’s Sam Mayday Malone and Norm Peterson |
| Cherry Lime Rickeys |
| Chocolate covered cherries |
| Chris Berman |
| Chris Gardner’s The Pursuit of Happyness |
| Chris Noth’s Mike Logan |
| Chris Tucker singing Barry White |
| Coca-Cola |
| Coed touch football |
| Colorwar |
| Commando and pantsless Wednesdays (until HR intervened) |
| Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000 |
| Corn Fritters |
| Cosmic Bowling |
| County Fairs |
| Dale Intimidator Earnhardt’s 1998 Daytona 500 |
| Dana Carvey |
| Dann Florek’s Captain Donald Cragen |
| David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists |
| Dennis Farina |
| Desperate Housewives |
| Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo |
| Die Hard |
| DirecTV NFL Package |
| Dog-riding monkey |
| Donald Trump’s Apprentice |
| Doritos |
| Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry Soda |
| Dr. Charles Krauthammer |
| Duck Dynasty |
| Ebay |
| Edible underthings |
| Entrepreneurship |
| ESPN |
| Eye of the tiger |
| Fireworks |
| Flavored massage oil |
| Founding Fathers |
| Fox News |
| Fraggle Rock |
| Freedom, liberty, right of dissent |
| Gaga (dodgeball using closed fist and cherry ball) |
| Game nights |
| Garlic knots |
| Gatorade dumping on coaches |
| George W. Bush picks up bullhorn |
| Glow sticks as fake cigars |
| Golden Corral |
| GPS trackers |
| Greg the Bunny |
| Hamburgers |
| Happy face emoticons |
| Harmonicas |
| Hawaii |
| Henny Youngman |
| Hot Chocolate’s You sexy thing (I believe in miracles) |
| Hot scantily clad women |
| Howard Stern |
| I once finger-(blanked) a hermit crab (whoever said that) |
| In n Out Burger |
| Independence Day BBQs |
| Instant messaging |
| Internet dating |
| Iphones |
| Italian ices |
| J. Geils Band’s Centerfold |
| Jack Nicholson’s Colonel Nathan R. Jessup |
| Jacuzzi romps |
| Jell-O |
| Jell-O wrestling |
| Jerry Orbach’s Lenny Briscoe |
| Jerry Reed’s Eastbound and Down |
| Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura, Pet Detective |
| John Cougar Mellencamp’s Pink Houses and Hurts so good |
| John Facenda’s The Autumn Wind |
| John McEnroe’s tennis tantrums |
| Judaism celebrated in peace |
| Justice Scalia’s scathing dissents |
| Karl Rove’s whiteboard |
| Kazoos |
| KFC Popcorn Chicken |
| Kickball |
| Kim Kardashian’s bare bottom |
| King of the Hill |
| Kool-Aid |
| Kosher imitation bacon and crab |
| Krispy Kreme Donut Hamburgers |
| Laff-Olympics |
| Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing on Dallas |
| Las Vegas |
| Lee Greenwood’s God bless the USA and Bandit Express |
| Louisiana Cajun Cooking (Especially with Justin Wilson) |
| Lucky Charms |
| Madden Football |
| Magnum, P.I. |
| Mardi Gras, New Orleans |
| Mark Levin’s rants |
| Married with Children’s Al Bundy |
| Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing and Let’s get it on |
| Mascots |
| McDonalds |
| Meat and potatoes |
| Michael J. Fox’s Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties |
| Mills Lane yelling Let’s get it on |
| Miniature golf |
| Monopoly |
| Morris Day and the Time’s Jerk Out |
| Mountain Dew Code Red |
| MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch |
| Murder, She Wrote |
| Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest |
| National Federation of Republican Women |
| National Football League |
| Neocons |
| New Years Eve noisemakers |
| New York Post front and back page |
| New York Stock Exchange opening and closing bells |
| NFL Films |
| NFL Network |
| Oakland Raiders |
| Old School with Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn |
| Overtime playoff hockey |
| Pajama parties |
| Peaceful transition of political power |
| Phil Hartman |
| Pizza |
| Political Conventions |
| Pool volleyball |
| Pringles |
| Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio |
| Q-Bert |
| Queen’s I want it all |
| Raider Nation |
| Rainbow Sherbert |
| Redeye with Greg Gutfeld |
| Republican Jewish Brunettes |
| Republican Party Animals |
| Riptide |
| Robin Williams |
| Ronald Reagan’s self-deprecating jokes |
| Rudy Giuliani’s New York toughness |
| Run DMC |
| Rush Limbaugh |
| San Diego Wild Animal Park |
| Satellite TV |
| Save a horse, ride a cowboy |
| Scrabble |
| Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts |
| Seinfeld |
| Sexting |
| Sherman Hemsley’s George Jefferson |
| Sizzler |
| Sky high skyscrapers |
| Skype |
| Slim Jims |
| Snoopy’s Joe Cool |
| Snow football |
| Social networks for building businesses |
| South Beach, Miami |
| South Park |
| Spiderman |
| Sportsbars |
| Stock trading |
| Stratego |
| Strip chess |
| Stuart Scott |
| Sudoku |
| Summer camp |
| Super Soakers |
| Supply-side tax cuts |
| T-shirt originals |
| Taco Bell |
| Talk radio |
| Thanksgiving with John Madden |
| The Color of Money |
| The Counter Build Your Own Burger |
| The Expendables |
| The Frat Pack |
| The Honeymooners |
| The Muppets |
| The Onion |
| Tivo |
| Toby Keith’s Courtesy of the Red White and Blue |
| Train rides |
| Trampoline Dodgeball |
| Tygrrrr Express |
| USA Cartoon Express |
| Video Arcade Games |
| We’re not France |
| Weekend at Bernie’s |
| Western medicine |
| Whitesnake’s Here I go again video |
| Wifi on planes |
| XM Sirius Satellite Radio |
| Yoo-Hoo |
| Young Jewish Conservatives |
| Yummy bouncies and badonkadonks |
| ZZ Top’s Sleeping Bag and Sharp Dressed Man |