Spring Break III–Back in Miami

Today should be called Clusterf*ck Sunday thanks to the good people at Delta Airlines. Of course, the terms “good,” and “people” are subjective.

Somehow a first class flight to South Florida turned into a coach middle seat to Detroit, my favorite city except for every other one I have ever been to. There is nothing like a redeye sitting behind the only person on the plane who wants to read with the light on rather than sleep. FAA regulations prevented me from executing him.

I will buy a new sport jacket today since the last time I flew Delta, they gave me the wrong guy’s jacket back. Whoever he is, he got the better end of the deal. Even first class on Delta is dicey.

Only one thing in this world could cheer me up, and that would be to take a third trip to Miami in three months. So after speaking at an event in Miami, some South Beach ladies would sure hit the spot.

I am not sure what is better, a first class flight from Detroit to South Florida, or just knowing that I am leaving Detroit and headed to South Florida.

Bring on the women. I’ve earned it.

Here is my speaking schedule.

Sunday, May 16, 2010—I will be speaking to the Miami, Florida, 9/12 Project Tea Party Patriots at 3pm. Please contact Maria Wadsworth for details.

Monday, May 17, 2010—I will be speaking to the Republican Club of the Northern Palm Beaches, Florida at 5pm. Please contact Linda Gore for details.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010—I will be speaking to the Boynton Beach Republican Club near Palm Beach, Florida at 11:30am. Please contact Carol Andrade for details.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010—I will be speaking to the Wynmoor Republican Club near Fort Lauderdale, Florida at 7pm. Please contact Sid Feldman for details.

Thursday, May 20, 2010—I will be speaking to the Lakeland Republican Women near Tampa, Florida at Lunch. Please contact Dena Stebbins DeCamp for details.

Time for sleep, food, and women in that order. Welcome to Miami, Spring Break Part III.

eric

6 Responses to “Spring Break III–Back in Miami”

  1. Micky 2 says:

    Muzzles and ketchup bottle treatments will be in order.

  2. Hey, did you hear about Noam Chomsky? He was denied access into Israel earlier today. This make Bibi’s government look very, very bad…

    JMJ

  3. Dav Lev says:

    Bibi made a mistake in not allowing Noam entry into Israel
    at the Allenby Bridge (from Jordan). Hmmmm, I wonder if
    the reverse, would Jordan have allowed him in from Israel?

    I understand Arab countries do not allow Jews in their country who
    come from Israel? Please someone check this out.

    But I would have permitted the ultra-liberal anti-Semtiic, anti-USA
    professor in..THEN, turned him over to Hamas in Hamastan (the Gaza Strip). They KNOW how to deal with Jews.

    Or, perhaps, as in Pakistan..he could have been put on an El Al Plane (do they allow Jew planes at their airports?), assuming he then would have
    been allowed to speak to a representative of the Taliban or other insurgents, a la Daniel Pearl.

    We all know the outcome of such a meeting, dont we?

    Israel, like the US can deny entry to people they consider
    dangerous.

    Too bad the US allowed that thugs from Pakistan to not only come here
    but afforded him the best the US could.

    He began to hate US, and everthing we stand for. Of course
    he blamed US on 911 and supporting the Zionists (Israeli Jews).
    He built up anger..and he finally had to do something about it.
    He concocted the scheme of killing as many people in Times Square
    as possible, including fire crackers to delight the crowd.

    And in Arizona, they now have problem with activists who are
    agin their allowing special “ethnic” courses for special ethnic groups.
    (in my schools there were social studies which included chapters
    on the several groups which have contributed to our country’s
    development or have been influencial. We did not have special
    groups attending special classes.

    I read now that many in California’s leadership want to boycott Arizona
    (read hatred against white people). For those who advocate this,
    hows bout buying a one way ticket to Ramallah, Jenin, Gaza City,
    or other places in Iraq, Afthanistan and Iran. Good riddence.

    BTW, most Americans favor Arizona’s laws. ..which just may
    aid OUR minority groups out of work and need ANY job. Its called
    the American way.

    Hopefully Eric’s travels will impress on Floridians the mistake they
    made a few years ago by voting for Obama, the worst President
    since George Washington.

    His criticism of the oil magnates didn’t impress this observer.
    After all, accidents will happen guys. Even the best technology
    cannot stop them from time to time.

    The oil spill was not intentional….Arab/Muslim terrorism threats against oil fields (read Iran’s Ahmad and the Revolutionary Guards,
    and infrastructure,) Saddams blowing up oil fields, Columbia rebels bombing of pipe lines,
    ARE.

    Yet, we still import oil from Chavez’s Venezuela….by the barrelfull and
    pander to OPEC.

    Or as Donald Trump says, “stupid Americans”.

    Speaking of stupid people, hows bout that Goldstone guy from
    South Africa? Hes the Jew who betrayed his own people, ( reporting
    on Operation Cast Lead from the Hamas perspective).

    We now learn he convicted and hung many black South Africans, or
    had them flogged, putting the old British and American way of punishment to shame.

    He now is claiming he offered the Jews an opportunity to refute
    his report in the making.

    Sometimes telling the truth (or half-truth) can be treason.

  4. Micky 2 says:

    I’m gonna open me a nice Baptist church full of bible thumping gospel rockin gun totin Christians smack dab in the middle of Saudi Arabia.
    Lets see how well that goes over.

    “This make Bibi’s government look very, very bad…’

    Yeah, I’ll bet Bibi wasjust tossing and turning all night.
    Unfortunately hes not like Obama worrying his little rump off over who will think what.
    The guys a freaking Jew hating anarchist

  5. Micky 2 says:

    “Hopefully Eric’s travels will impress on Floridians the mistake they
    made a few years ago by voting for Obama, the worst President
    since George Washington. ‘

    Hey, lay off Washington. He no doubt made his share of mistakes, was a crappy general at first, but brought this country to it most pivotal significant point ever besides the 1812 war.
    Obama is the worst president since Carter, get it right.

  6. Ewwwww… Dan’s teeth are showing!

    “Bibi made a mistake in not allowing Noam entry into Israel
    at the Allenby Bridge (from Jordan). Hmmmm, I wonder if
    the reverse, would Jordan have allowed him in from Israel?”

    ROTFLMAO!!! HE JUST CAME FROM JORDAN!

    Unreal.

    “Israel, like the US can deny entry to people they consider
    dangerous.”

    Oh, so Noam Friggin’ Chomski is “dangerous,” huh? Well, that proves it – you know your ideas are wrong and can not stand up to argument. And it proves this too – you cons really just want to live in a Third World Authoritarian Junta.

    And that “worst President since George Washington” thing? What the heck was that about?

    Dan, I think you’re certifiably insane now.

    JMJ

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