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TYGRRRR EXPRESS July 2018 Austin Texas Rotary Club Speaking Schedule

Tuesday, July 17th, 2018

TYGRRRR EXPRESS July 2018 Austin Texas Rotary Club Speaking Schedule

All my events over the next 10 days are in Austin except where noted. All are Rotary Clubs except where noted.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018 — Flying from Los Angeles, to Austin, Texas.

Wednesday-Saturday, July 18-21 — RNC Meetings in Austin.

Wednesday, July 18 — South Austin Rotary Club in Texas at Noon. 

Thursday, July 19 — Southwest Austin Rotary Club at Noon. 

Friday, July 20 — Greater San Marcos Rotary Club near Austin at Noon. 

Tuesday, July 24 — Belton Rotary Club near Austin at Noon. 

Tuesday, July 24 — Rotary After Work Club near Austin at 6pm. 

Wednesday, July 25 — Oak Hills Rotary Club in San Antonio, Texas at Noon. 

Thursday, July 26 — Copperas Cove Rotary Club near Austin at Noon.

Friday, July 27 — Flying from Austin home to Los Angeles.

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Trump SCOTUS pick: The duller, the better

Tuesday, July 17th, 2018

Trump SCOTUS pick: The duller, the better

Why President Trump’s SCOTUS nomination must be a boring white male

242 fun reasons to love America

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2018

242 fun reasons to love America

1980 Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Team

1980s hard rock hair metal

2 Live Crew’s Banned in the USA

7-Eleven Big Gulps and Slurpees

ACDC’s You shook me, Thunderstruck, Moneytalks

Adam Sandler

Aerosmith

Airheads band The Lone Rangers

Al D’Amato’s singing

Alf

America the Beautiful sung by Ray Charles

American soldiers and veterans

Animaniacs

Anthony Clark

Bad Touch’s Discovery Channel

Batman: The Dark Knight

BB King and Lucille

Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia

Biff Henderson

Bill Cosby, Himself video

Bill Murray’s Quick Change

Bill of Rights

Bill the Cat

Billiards

Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Blue Bloods

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Bluegrass Junction

Bounce houses

Bouncing 25 cent rubber balls

Boxing promoter Don King

Brooklyn

Bubblebaths for two

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck

Burgertime

Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise movies

Caddyshack

Capitalism

Capture the flag

Cards Against Humanity

Chabad Houses

Charitable people

Cheerleaders

Cheers’s Sam Mayday Malone and Norm Peterson

Cherry Lime Rickeys

Chocolate covered cherries

Chris Berman

Chris Gardner’s The Pursuit of Happyness

Chris Noth’s Mike Logan

Chris Tucker singing Barry White

Coca-Cola

Coed touch football

Colorwar

Commando and pantsless Wednesdays (until HR intervened)

Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000

Corn Fritters

Cosmic Bowling

County Fairs

Dale Intimidator Earnhardt’s 1998 Daytona 500

Dana Carvey

Dann Florek’s Captain Donald Cragen

David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists

Dennis Farina

Desperate Housewives

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo

Die Hard

DirecTV NFL Package

Dog-riding monkey

Donald Trump–from the Apprentice to the White House to Twitter

Doritos

Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry Soda

Dr. Charles Krauthammer

Duck Dynasty

Ebay

Edible underthings

Entrepreneurship

ESPN

Eye of the tiger

Fireworks

Flavored massage oil

Founding Fathers

Fox News

Fraggle Rock

Freedom, liberty, right of dissent

Gaga (dodgeball using closed fist and cherry ball)

Game nights

Garlic knots

Gatorade dumping on coaches

George W. Bush picks up bullhorn

Glow sticks as fake cigars

Golden Corral

GPS trackers

Greg the Bunny


Greg Gutfeld

Hamburgers

Happy face emoticons

Harmonicas

Hawaii

Henny Youngman

Hot Chocolate’s You sexy thing (I believe in miracles)

Hot scantily clad women

Howard Stern

I once finger-(blanked) a hermit crab (whoever said that)

In n Out Burger

Independence Day BBQs

Instant messaging

Internet dating

Iphones

Italian ices

J. Geils Band’s Centerfold

Jack Nicholson’s Colonel Nathan R. Jessup

Jacuzzi romps

Jell-O

Jell-O wrestling

Jerry Orbach’s Lenny Briscoe

Jerry Reed’s Eastbound and Down

Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

John Cougar Mellencamp’s Pink Houses and Hurts so good

John Facenda’s The Autumn Wind

John McEnroe’s tennis tantrums

Judaism celebrated in peace

Justice Scalia’s scathing dissents

Karl Rove’s whiteboard

Kazoos

KFC Popcorn Chicken

Kickball

Kim Kardashian’s bare bottom

King of the Hill

Kool-Aid

Kosher imitation bacon and crab

Krispy Kreme Donut Hamburgers

Laff-Olympics

Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing on Dallas

Las Vegas

Lee Greenwood’s God bless the USA and Bandit Express

Lilo and Stitch — Ohana means family––––––––––––––

Louisiana Cajun Cooking (Especially with Justin Wilson)

Lucky Charms

Madden Football

Magnum, P.I.

Mardi Gras, New Orleans

Mark Levin’s rants

Married with Children’s Al Bundy

Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing and Let’s get it on

Mascots

McDonalds

Meat and potatoes

Michael J. Fox’s Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties

Mills Lane yelling Let’s get it on

Miniature golf

Monopoly

Morris Day and the Time’s Jerk Out

Mountain Dew Code Red

MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch

Murder, She Wrote

Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest

National Federation of Republican Women

National Football League

Neocons

New Years Eve noisemakers

New York Post front and back page

New York Stock Exchange opening and closing bells

NFL Films

NFL Network

Oakland Raiders

Old School with Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn

Overtime playoff hockey

Pajama parties

Peaceful transition of political power

Phil Hartman

Pizza

Political Conventions

Pool volleyball

Pringles

Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio

Q-Bert

Queen’s I want it all

Raider Nation

Rainbow Sherbert

Redeye with Greg Gutfeld

Republican Jewish Brunettes

Republican Party Animals

Riptide

Robin Williams

Ronald Reagan’s self-deprecating jokes 

Rudy Giuliani’s New York toughness

Run DMC

Rush Limbaugh

San Diego Wild Animal Park

Satellite TV

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

Scrabble

Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts

Seinfeld

Sexting

Sherman Hemsley’s George Jefferson

Sizzler

Sky high skyscrapers

Skype

Slim Jims

Snoopy’s Joe Cool

Snow football

Social networks for building businesses

South Beach, Miami Spring Break

South Park

Spiderman

Sportsbars

Stock trading

Stratego

Strip chess

Stuart Scott

Sudoku

Summer camp

Super Soakers

Supply-side tax cuts

T-shirt originals

Taco Bell

Talk radio

Thanksgiving with John Madden

The Color of Money

The Counter Build Your Own Burger

The Expendables

The Frat Pack

The Honeymooners

The Muppets

The Onion

Tivo

Toby Keith’s Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Train rides

Trampoline Dodgeball

Tygrrrr Express

USA Cartoon Express

Video Arcade Games

We’re not France

Weekend at Bernie’s

Western medicine

Whitesnake’s Here I go again video

Wifi on planes

XM Sirius Satellite Radio

Yoo-Hoo

Young Jewish Conservatives

Yummy bouncies and badonkadonks

ZZ Top’s Sleeping Bag and Sharp Dressed Man

Farewell, Sir Charles of Krauthammer

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2018

Farewell, Sir Charles of Krauthammer

Charles Krauthammer, modern liberalism, and the death of civility

The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2018

Friday, June 22nd, 2018

The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2018

Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2018: Right, Left and Center

The 2016 Caddyshack Election

Friday, June 22nd, 2018

The 2016 Caddyshack Election

In 2016, the masses defeated the pompous asses

June 2018 Tygrrrr Express California Speaking Schedule

Friday, June 1st, 2018

JUNE 2018 TYGRRRR EXPRESS California Speaking Schedule

Friday, June 1, 2018 — Jewish Republican Alliance. San Fernando Valley Chapter in Tarzana. Lunch.

Tuesday, June 5, 2018 — Salinas Rotary Club near Monterey. Lunch.

Wednesday, June 6, 2018 — Shafter Kiwanis Club near Bakersfield. Lunch.

Thursday, June 7, 2018 — San Luis Obispo Kiwanis Club. Lunch.

Saturday, June 9, 2018 — Long Beach Republican Women. 9:30am.

Thursday, June 14, 2018 — South Bay Republican Women. 11am.

Friday, June 15, 2018 — Jewish Republican Alliance. Newport Beach Chapter. Lunch.

Tuesday, June 19, 2018 — Camarillo Republican Women. Lunch.

Friday, June 22, 2018 — Jewish Republican Alliance. Conejo Valley Chapter in Thousand Oaks. Lunch.

Monday, June 25, 2018 — El Segundo CRA. 6:30pm.

Thursday, June 28, 2018 — Bakersfield Tea Party. Evening. TENTATIVE

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White liberal New Yorker Eric Schneiderman caught acting like a white liberal New Yorker

Wednesday, May 30th, 2018

White liberal New Yorker Eric Schneiderman caught acting like a white liberal New Yorker

New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman’s physical abuse of women revealed

Fighting back against girl scout cookie terrorists

Wednesday, May 30th, 2018

Fighting back against girl scout cookie terrorists

The death of gender: Now those Girl Scout Cookie sellers can go to hell

TYGRRRR EXPRESS May 2018 New England & Mid-Atlantic Speaking Schedule

Sunday, April 29th, 2018

TYGRRRR EXPRESS May 2018 New England & Mid-Atlantic Speaking Schedule

Monday, April 30, 2018 — Rochester Rotary Club in New Hampshire at Noon. 

Tuesday, May 1, 2018 — Dracut Rotary Club in Northeast Massachusetts. Noon. 

Wednesday, May 2, 2018 — Milford Rotary Club in New Hampshire at Noon. 

Thursday, May 3, 2018 — Westford Rotary Club in Northeast Massachusetts at Noon. 

Friday, May 4, 2018 — Andover Rotary Club in Northeast Massachusetts at 7:30am. 

Sunday, May 6, 2018 — Celebrate Israel 70th Anniversary in Boston. (Just attending) 

https://israeliamerican.org/boston/celebrate-israel

Monday, May 7, 2018 — Westlake Rotary Club in Southeast Connecticut at Noon.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018 — New Haven Rotary Club in Connecticut at Noon. 

Wednesday, May 9, 2018 — Milford Rotary Club in Southwest Connecticut at 7:45am. 

Wednesday, May 9, 2018 — Greenwich Rotary Club in Southwest Connecticut at noon. 

Wednesday, May 9, 2018 — Medford-Bald Hill Republican Club on Long Island, New York at 7:30pm. 

Thursday, May 10, 2018 — Simsbury-Granby Rotary Club in North-Central Connecticut at 7am. 

Thursday, May 10, 2018 — Bloomfield Rotary Club in North-Central Connecticut at Noon. 

Monday, May 14, 2018 — Oceanside Kiwanis Club on Long Island, New York at 6:45pm. 

Tuesday, May 15, 2018 — Middlesex County Republican Women’s Club in Central New Jersey at 7pm. 

Wednesday, May 16, 2018 — Ambler Rotary Club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at Noon. 

Wednesday, May 16, 2018 — Bala Cynwyd Narberth Rotary Club near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Evening.

Thursday, May 17, 2018 — Newtown Square Rotary Club near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at 6:15pm. 

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