If Donald stays disciplined, Hillary loses the election
If Donald stays disciplined, Hillary loses the election
BLM and KKK fight it out in the Hamptons
More Hillary Clinton Jokes
Power-obsessed Hillary Clinton is consulting polls and focus groups to learn why she’s running for President.
With the gender card failing, Hillary Clinton is now demanding we vote for her since it’s been seven years since we had a man in White House.
Hillary Clinton hired Rachel Dolezal and Rupaul to learn what race and gender she should be. She has vowed to be her real self upon learning what she is.
Hillary Clinton is like Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction.” She will not be ignored. However, In Hillaryworld, the bored bunny rabbit kills himself.
Hillary Clinton sent GOP 2016 presidential contenders her book. She plans to win in 2016 by boring her opponent to death. The GOP candidates vowed to use it to torture Islamist prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.
Hillary Clinton is uncomfortable that her server is backed up. Somebody needs to get her some prune juice and a bran muffin. She’s full of it.
At least Hillary Clinton is willing to compromise to get things done. She’s compromised her integrity, her competence, and America’s safety.
The Dan Rather movie is called “Truth.” The sequel will be a Hillary Clinton bio directed by Rosie O’Donnell called “Kindness.”
O44 strips “man” from all military titles. Makes sense. He had his own title of man stripped years ago by Michelle.
More proof O44 would never survive as a Muslim. “Michelle, Sharia says you have to submit to me.” She’d beat the tar out of him.
O44 only pushing gun control because he’s desperate for a legacy. He should relax. He has a legacy. It’s called failure
3 guys stormed #Trump VT rally. 1 calmly intoned, “I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl.”
O44 was not crying. His mascara was running.
O44 signs executive order declaring himself competent relevant success
2nd Amendment exists so innocent women can protect themselves from #BillClinton.
Thanks to O44, America’s Star Spangled Banner has been replaced with Smokey Robinson’s “Tears of a clown.”
Am I pro-Israel? The country, yes. Steve Israel, no.
O44 like guy in “Office Space” who can’t be fired. His desk moved to boiler room, he still insists GOP took his stapler. He’s irrelevant.
Clockboy is back, finally confesses to being love child of O44 & Pajamaboy. Allah Clockbar!
If gay Orlando nightclub murderer’s dad wants any credibility, he needs to disavow Hillary Clinton.
Dan Rather attacking Trump. When pressed, Rather claimed his remarks were fake but accurate.
What Trump said about Hillary was nothing. You want violence? Picture what Hillary screamed at Bill in private over his women.
Hillary Clinton’s problem is not that 1/2 the country hates her. It’s that she hates 1/2 the country.
NYT dolt Thomas Friedman says Trump fosters violence. NYT gave away secret troop movements, getting US soldiers killed. Liberal violence. It just never ends. That does not even factor in those who have died from being bored to death reading Thomas Friedman. His columns cause climate change. He’s almost as big a gasbag as John Kerry.
Of course media focused on Trump. Hillary bores them to sleep. Hard to cover a story when you’re in a coma.
If Donald Trump cured cancer, media would blame him for putting doctors out of work.
Hillary Clinton upon getting elected vows to scream at us all until we eat our vegetables.
Trump says he has only had sex with women, not men. Hillary Media claims this is proof of his sexism & homophobia. His discrimination is sickening. True decent human beings don’t discriminate. They act like Bill Clinton and have sex with anything and everything regardless of race, religion or level of ugliness.
Michael Phelps won 23 gold medals. Bill Clinton struck gold with 23 year old interns.
Julian Assange runs Wikileaks. Hillary Clinton too old to run, has a wick that leaks.
Liberal Martin Sheen called Donald Trump “empty headed moron.” Explains why Trump kids are into drugs & hookers. Oh wait. Never mind. I’ll side with Trump values over Martin Sheen Hollywood values.
Secret Service investigating Trump’s comments. Nobody investigating Secret Service South American hookers.
Nutcase climbing Trump Tower. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton still climbing the walls over Bill’s sex scandals.
Nutcase climbing Trump Tower warned that if he’s captured, he may become backup QB for NY Jets.
Nutcase scaling up Trump Tower almost as fast as Bill Clinton scaling an intern.
Nutcase scaling up Trump Tower is like the Olympics without Zika.
Secret Service is questioning Trump. Meanwhile, decent society is questioning Hillary Clinton.
Unlike Hillary Clinton, Trump Tower nutcase didn’t get anyone killed during his climb to the top. If Hillary loses election, I can see her in the dead of night climbing up Trump Tower or White House, hell-bent on gaining entry. She will ask Bill Clinton for his expertise, but he will tell her that his knowledge consists of sneaking out of the White House, not into it.
Q: Is it ok for any Republican to support Hillary Clinton? A: Only if she’s committing her own euthanasia & you’re Dr. Kevorkian.
If Hillary Clinton spent less time violating God’s 10 Commandments, maybe she’d spend less time violating my 10 Amendments.
When is Hillary Clinton not angry? How can an angry woman who screams all the time lecture anyone else about temperament?
Liberals to boycott McDonalds after learning that Egg McMuffin is running for president as a conservative independent. No word yet on whether the vice presidential nominee will come with bacon, sausage, or for Jews who keep kosher, beef.
Donald Trump never denied eating babies. This is further evidence that he eats babies. This was today’s Liberal Media Report. The only babies harmed during the making of this report were liberals engaged in crying temper tantrums before this report was issued anyway. Their harm was emotional only, and consistent with their lives, not rational.
Publicly Dan Rather says media “must shame” Donald Trump. Privately rather admitted not knowing what shame was. An investigative report concluded that Rather had none. What Rather meant was media must be ashamed of how they cover Donald Trump. Meanwhile, Rather still believes that Hillary Clinton is ethical by Rather standards and that the 2004 memos were fake but accurate.
Democrats should make “Freakout! Le freak, c’est chique” their official campaign song. They freak out over every little thing. Plus it has French words and they worship anything French. This was today’s anti-Donald Trump Liberal Hysteria Disco Report.
I do not expect you to agree with all of my ideas, but unlike my critics, I have ideas. They actually work. Here they are.
MY ECONOMIC POLICY:
1) Massive supply-side income tax cuts
2) Capital Gains tax cuts, 0% rate on those with < 100k in stocks.
3) Eliminate all estate taxes.
4) Reduce corporate tax rate to 15%
5) 0% tax on all overseas repatriated assets
6) Repeal Dodd-Frank
7) Repeal ACA. Let insurance companies sell across state lines.
8) Massive tax credits for small business owners.
9) Drill for oil everywhere. Find a plot of land and frack it dry.
10) Strengthen the dollar
11) Partially privatize Social Security & Medicare for those < 55.
MY DOMESTIC SOCIAL POLICY:
1) Arrest all violent protesters. Shut down all violent protests. Zero tolerance for violent protest. Repeat offenders get citizenship revoked and deported.
1) Shut down all public universities that violate First Amendment free speech rights. Shut down all public universities until ideology of the professors reflects society at large. Ideological affirmative action. If the university is not a place of various ideas, it should cease to exist.
3) Eliminate Common Core
4) Eliminate Agenda 21
5) Defund all government climate change research. Let rich white liberals privately fund it like they do Google, Apple and Facebook.
6) Shut down as many public schools as possible and use the savings to invest in charter schools and home schooling.
7) Block all gun control attempts. Make gun owners immune from lawsuits by criminals using guns. Crack down on gun criminals while giving more gun rights to law abiding citizens. Punish cities that try to enact de facto gun bans.
8) Expand the death penalty to include rape and drug dealing (Kingpin levels, not the local street dealer).
9) Allow stop, question and frisk.
10) Privatize everything except the military. This includes the Post Office, DMV, and airports.
MY FOREIGN POLICY:
1) Repeal Iran deal. Reinstitute sanctions until Iran returns $400 million they took from us. Work behind the scenes to overthrow mullahs and enact forcible regime change.
2) Leave Israel alone. Let them do whatever they need to do to defend themselves without interference.
3) Triple foreign aid to Egypt and Jordan to be used to build middle-class neighborhoods. Offer Palestinians voluntary relocation from Gaza and West Bank to these Egyptian and Jordanian nations. After deadline, relocation is no longer voluntary. Suspend all foreign aid to the Palestinians until they are in Egypt and Jordan.
4) Secure the border. Stop rewarding illegal entry. Crack down on businesses that hire illegal immigrants. After border is secure, a guest worker program can exist as long as growth is 4% or higher.
5) Call out Radical Islam by name and eliminate it anywhere and everywhere with as much force as possible.
6) Zero tolerance for those who take American hostages. If they take one, we take 100. We batter hostage takers until it stops.
7) No immigration of any kind until after 2016 election. This is to prevent Democrats from rigging election.
8) No Syrian refugees. Their Muslim brothers can take them in Saudi Arabia, Iraq and Iran. Rather than drag down America, fix Syria by enforcing the 2009 Red Line and removing Assad.
9) Free trade but fair trade. Crack down on cheaters.
10) Any news organization that gives away secret American troop movements or endangers American troops gets fined. A repeated violation gets the news organization shut down and the owner arrested. There is no free press right to endanger American citizens.
11) Double the size of Guantanamo Bay.
12) Allow use of predator drones against non-state actors such as ISIS and al Qaeda.
13) Allow coercive interrogation methods including waterboarding and rendition with specific approval of the President.
14) Ban terrorists from receiving civilian trials. They are to be tried in military courts.
15) Profile at airports.
MY ETHICS POLICY:
Arrest anyone associated with Fast and Furious, Benghazi, IRS targeting, and illegal email use from unauthorized servers to fake email addresses as used by EPA. Tough jail sentences for election fraud.
eric @ Tygrrrr Express
Bret Stephens, Sean Hannity, and Ronald Reagan’s 11th Commandment
A heartfelt plea to Never Trump Republicans
President Big Ears turns 55, remains a toddler
26th anniversary of Iraq invading Kuwait
Tygrrrr Express August 2016 speaking schedule
Monday, August 1, 2016 — Lockport GOP Township near Chicago, Illinois. Evening.
Wednesday, August 3, 2016 — Ronald Reagan Breakfast Club in Rock Island, Illinois at 9am.
Sunday, August 7, 2016 — Temple B’Rith Sholom in Springfield, Illinois at 10am.
Saturday, August 13, 2016 — Williamson County GOP Central Committee in South Illinois. Evening. Tentative
Sunday, August 14, 2016 — LiberTEA Fest in Springfield, Illinois at 1pm.
Monday, August 15, 2016 — Kendall County GOP Central Committee near Chicago, Illinois Evening.
Thursday, August 18, 2016 — Rock Island County GOP Central Committee. Evening.
Saturday, August 20, 2016 — Flying from Chicago home to Los Angeles.
2016 GOP and Democrat Convention Complete Wrapup
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