Archive for May, 2013

From Sasha and Malia to George Zimmerman

Thursday, May 30th, 2013

Obama’s son Trayvon Martin

President Obama may wish to rethink bringing more children into this world. At the very least, a male heir seems to be a bad idea.

He said, “If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon (Martin).”

He might want to retract that utterance.





President Obama and the corruption question revisited

Wednesday, May 29th, 2013

President Obama drowning in corruption scandals

President Obama is drowning in corruption scandals.

The question was asked in January of 2013. Is President Obama corrupt?

Forget momentarily the scandals known in January of 2013. Put aside briefly newer scandals developed in early 2013. Now ask a simple question.

How much more is there?



Meeting Eliot Engel

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

My interview with Congressman Eliot Engel

At the 2012 Democratic Convention, I interviewed New York Congressman Eliot Engel. While my political views are diametrically opposed to his, my interest in Congressman Engel went beyond politics. We are both New York Jews from, and his insights into New York Jewish life were worth discussing.

With that, here is my interview of Bronx Congressman Eliot Engel.



Memorial Day 2013

Monday, May 27th, 2013

Bourbon Street Memorial Day Patriotism

As America honors our fallen heroes, exaggerated rumors of America’s decline persist. While our government attempts to render America one among many equal nations, that idea faces one major roadblock.

America has Americans, and patriotism is as strong as ever.

The beginning of Memorial Day weekend had me in New Orleans, Louisiana. On Bourbon Street, with chaos outside, inside there was unison. People of all races and nationalities saluted the American flag.



My interview in the Politico

Sunday, May 26th, 2013

One could call today Narcissism Politico Sunday, but I will simply call it my interview in the Politico.

Here is the link to the written column and the video interview.

I have had my issues with the Politico. For one thing they tend to do liberal hit jobs on conservatives.

For another, they have way too many paid staff for an operation that does way to many liberal hit jobs on conservatives. The economy may be crumbling all over America, but there are plenty of jobs available for liberals in Washington, DC. While the occasional suit and tie could be found, most of these young worker bees were in jeans and sneakers.

My other beef with this outfit is its refusal to use the word “the” in its name. My column is “The Tygrrrr Express.” They call themselves “Politico,” rather than “The Politico.” This is a not-so-subtle God complex that some entities use when trying to convey that their position has moral authority simply because they speaketh.

With all of that out of the way, Patrick Gavin did a fair interview. He was honest, professional, and pleasant. Conservatives should find zero complaints with how I was treated.

As for me, for those wondering why I did not shave or clean up, it is because I had no idea I was going to be on television. I thought it was a print interview. I arrived and found to my surprise it was being videotaped. Lesson learned.

This concludes Narcissism Political Sunday. Enjoy my interview in the Politico.



April-May 2013 Hate Mail

Saturday, May 25th, 2013

After receiving new types of hate mail from Facebook and Twitter, it is time to get back to some good old-fashioned old school 20th century hate mail. A new batch of nonsense arrived in my email inbox in April and May. Unlike social media hate mail, email hate mail does not take me two years to find.


So to the person who insulted me for supporting Bush in 2004, I apologize for taking almost a decade to let you know what a DLF you are. I will try and be more timely in letting my imbecilic critics know they are imbeciles.


With that, here is some of my April and May hate mail


Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics



[email protected]

Read your column about Robin Kelly, you're an asshole”

Analysis: I read his column about…oh wait, never mind. They don’t give uncivilized baboons columns, although MSNBC is always on the lookout for new middle aged white correspondents who hate middle aged white people.


“Cliff White

[email protected]

Are you just a delusional true believer, gripped by an insane ideological obsession, or are you just really incredibly obtuse?

Or both?”

Analysis: None of the above. I am right politically, morally, and in terms of being correct. This fellow should change his last name, since it is racist and offensive to non-Caucasians. If he feels differently, then he is a racist, insensitive bigot with a limited vocabulary.



[email protected]

Are you mentally challenged or is it the result of a head injury? You want to see what corruption looks like, back up one administration.  Your bias is incredibly obvious and misplaced.”

Analysis: Tom, you are obviously illiterate. Anybody who knows how to read knows I have repeatedly told people that I attended public school, and therefore learned from people who knew nothing. While it is possible that this fellow can read, but does not read my column regularly, that just makes him a terrible person unworthy of existing. If people hate me, fine, just read me daily so the rage will cause your body to explode like a feminist at an anti-harpie convention. Harpies are not people who play the harp, although theoretically they could cry me a river and play the smallest violin.


“Louis Murphy

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You love to defend imperialistic & war criminal U.S. Presidents.  Why?”

Analysis: I will support any president who believes in caning college students. If they happen to be Libertarian stoners screaming at other people like lunatics about liberty and tolerance, all the better. Besides, most of these college kids have dorm rooms that loom like a neutron bomb hit it anyway.



[email protected]

Jews are a sickness no matter what Nation or People they infect.  I cannot wait for USA to become the 110th territory to eradicate the Jew from its shores.  History repeats for very good reasons.”

Analysis: Jews have been around 6,000 years. Deal with it, Gunther. Also, give up your cell phone, since the technology was invented by Jews in Israel. Then give up all of your medical devices, including the ones that allow your head, neck, and testicles to operate independently of each other. History truly repeats for those who do not learn from it, which explains why you are probably spending your fourth decade in fourth grade.

Say it with me everybody.

These are liberals, Paulbots, and Palesimians. This is how they behave.







The end of the failed Obama experiment

Friday, May 24th, 2013

The collapsing Obama presidency

The whispers are building to a roar. Even the worshipers are nervously thinking it.

The Obama presidency is collapsing.




The Oscar Meyer Congressman and the Big Ears White House

Friday, May 24th, 2013

Is Anthony Weiner the new Barack Obama?

Former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner is now running to be Mayor of New York City. Weiner needs a job perfectly suited for his talents. He should run for President of the United States. If Barack Obama can do it, anybody can.



Trey Gowdy demands the truth

Friday, May 24th, 2013

Congressman Trey Gowdy checkmates Lois Lerner

President Obama has finally met its match. After years of deflecting and blaming others for numerous scandals, he finds himself up against one man with superior skills.

South Carolina Congressman Trey Gowdy speaks with a slow Southern drawl. While coastal snobs may consider him a “hick” or a “hilbilly,” Gowdy is all brains. He was at his prosecutorial finest when IRS employee Lois Lerner tried to stonewall the Oversight Committee.



Again, Big Ears must not be impeached

Friday, May 24th, 2013

Impeaching President Obama is a waste of time

Several days ago some fringe “conservatives” mentioned impeaching President Obama.

For reasons not requiring restatement, impeachment must be off the table.