Archive for January, 2014

Henry Waxboy exits, stage far left

Friday, January 31st, 2014

Henry Waxboy exits, stage far left 

After forty years in Congress, ultra-liberal Congressman Henry Waxman of Los Angeles has decided to leave behind the poisonous political climate he helped foster.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/waxman-to-retire-laments-poisonous-climate-he-created-6195/

eric

 

 

Pro Football Hall of Fame 2014 Induction Ceremony Predictions

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

Saturday, February 1st is the 2014 Pro Football Hall of Fame induction ceremony from Canton, Ohio. Here are the predictions of who deserves to get in.

http://www.commdiginews.com/sports/nfl-2014-pro-football-hall-of-fame-predictions-6042/

eric

Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis—Shrews and nothing more

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

Maybe Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis are just terrible human beings

Five years ago liberal Americans socially promoted an unqualified black man to the presidency to atone for past racism. Now these same individuals determined to create one giant collective are socially promoting unqualified women to high political positions to make up for past sexism. Hillary Clinton and Wendy Davis are not good people. They deserve real scrutiny.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/maybe-hillary-clinton-and-wendy-davis-are-just-terrible-human-beings-5918/

eric

2014 State of the Useless Recap

Wednesday, January 29th, 2014

2014 State of the Useless Recap

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/state-of-the-union-triumph-how-one-great-speech-turned-obama-from-zero-to-hero-5697/

eric

SOTU 2014–Obama to talk about stuff nobody cares about

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

State of the Useless 2014: Obama to talk about action until America cries Uncle

Any columnist who predicts what a president will say before the State of the Union address will be writing a column with a very short shelf life. In other words, the column will very quickly have almost as little relevance and time value as the 2014 SOTU itself.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/state-of-the-useless-2014-obama-to-talk-about-action-until-america-cries-uncle-5513/

eric

 

Are Richard Sherman, Justin Bieber and Barack Obama thugs?

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Are Richard Sherman, Justin Bieber and Barack Obama thugs?

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/obama-sherman-and-bieber-who-and-what-makes-a-thug-5252/

eric

NFL 2013-2014 Pro Bowl Wrapup

Monday, January 27th, 2014

NFL 2013-2014 Pro Bowl Wrapup

http://www.commdiginews.com/sports/nfl-2013-2014-pro-bowl-recap-5243/

eric

2014 Grammy’s Report

Saturday, January 25th, 2014

2014 Grammys Report

2014 Grammys Report Part I 

I miss both my Grammys. I loved them very much. I miss my grandpas as well. They are all up in heaven. This concludes the report on my Grammys and Grandpas.

2014 Grammys Report Part II

The Grammys would be more interesting if Richard Sherman stood up and announced loudly that he was the greatest.

2014 Grammys Report Part III

A bunch of people nobody should care about will give each other awards because that is what these people do.

 

While the Grammys are expected to be less obnoxious than the Oscars, they will still be less interesting than NFL 2014 Pro Bowl highlights.

 

The worst NFL game of the year will be better than another awards show.

 

This concludes the 2014 Grammys report.

 

eric

 

 

 

Defense wins championships…or does it?

Saturday, January 25th, 2014

Defense wins championships…or does it?

http://www.commdiginews.com/sports/4378-4378/

eric

Tom Brady, Richard Sherman, and a phony lecture about class

Saturday, January 25th, 2014

Classless Tom Brady piously lectures Richard Sherman

In an action insufferable even by elitist New England standards, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady piously lectured Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman about how to “win with class.”

http://www.commdiginews.com/sports/classless-tom-brady-piously-lectures-richard-sherman-4603/

eric