March 11, 2017 — The TYGRRRR EXPRESS turns 10

March 12th, 2017

March 11, 2017 ‚ The TYGRRRR EXPRESS turns 10

“The beginning of the end of civilization”
Written on Sunday, March 11th, 2007

“While wondering why anyone in the world would care what I have to say, I realized this line of thinking was false modesty. Of course you care. You are here. My interests include sports, politics, and other alpha-male guy stuff.

I was once told that there was no original thought in this world, but since no one wishes to take the blame for my musings, I will take the credit.

For better or better, your entry into my online existence has now begun.

eric”

On that day, I created The TYGRRRR EXPRESS.

10 years later, I am still stunned at what it has become. It turned into a speaking career that has me on the road up to 300 days per year, spawned 5 books, and allowed me to speak in all 50 states and make lifelong friends.

Long after I am gone, many people will never remember who Eric Golub was. I hope that the words of the Tygrrrr Express live on. I hope that my ideas made you laugh and made you think.

To celebrate 10 years, I will be unveiling something new and unrelated in the coming days.

For now, I thank every person who ever cared what I ever had to say.

God bless you all, and God bless the hot mess that is the Tygrrrr Express!

eric @ Tygrrrr Express

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March 2017 Tygrrrr Express Florida Speaking Schedule

February 28th, 2017

March 2017 Tygrrrr Express Florida Speaking Schedule

Wednesday, March 1, 2017 — Republican Women of SouthWest Florida in Naples. Row Seafood and Off the Hook Comedy Club 2500 Vanderbilt Beach RD # 1100, Naples, FL  34109

Thursday, March 2, 2017 — North Lake Tea Party near Orlando, Florida. 7PMPOSTPONED

Friday, March 3, 2017 — Bellair Women’s Republican Club near Tampa, Florida. 11:30am. 

Monday, March 6, 2017 — Tampa Republican Women in Florida. 5:30pm. Square One Burgers 3701 Henderson Blvd, Tampa, Florida.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017 — Manatee Tea Party in Bradenton South of Tampa, Florida at 6pm. 

Thursday, March 9, 2017 — Temple Terrace Area GOP Club in Tampa, Florida. 7pm. 

Friday-Saturday, March 10-11, 2017 — Purim

Monday, March 13, 2017 — Naples Jewish Community Center in Naples, Southwest Florida. 1pm. 

Tuesday, March 14, 2017 — Highlands Tea Party. Sebring, Florida. 5:30pm. Homer’s Smorgasboard.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017 — Coral Springs Hadassah in South Florida at 7:30pm. 

Thursday, March 16, 2017 — Fort Lauderdale Kiwanis Club in Florida. Noon. Lauderdale Yacht Club – 1725 SE 12th St Fort Lauderdale, FL, 33316

Thursday, March 16, 2017 — Anshei Sholom in Delray Beach, Florida. 1:30pm Larry 

Thursday, March 16, 2017 — Cape Coral Republican Club near Fort Myers, Florida. Evening. 

Tuesday, March 21, 2017 — Simcha Hadassah in Aventura, South Florida at lunch.  

Tuesday, March 21, 2017 — Old Cutler Republican Women near Miami, Florida at 6:30pm. 

Wednesday, March 22, 2017 — Longboat Key GOP Club in Sarasota, Florida. POSTPONED

Thursday, March 23, 2017 — Sun City Center GOP Club near Tampa, Florida. 1:30pm. TENTATIVE

Friday, March 24, 2017 — Lakewood Ranch GOP Club near Sarasota, Florida.

Saturday, March 25, 2017 — Republican Women of Seminole in Orlando, Florida.

Sunday, March 26, 2017 — Flying from Tampa, Florida home to Los Angeles.

eric

Drugged out, whored out screwups: The 2017 Oscars Report

February 26th, 2017

Drugged Out, Whored Out Screwups Admire Each Other–2017 Academy Awards

Last night was the Academy Awards. The Oscar for best insignificant narcissist goes to…some insignificant narcissistic. Who the hell cares? Not me. To save the environment in 2017, here is my barely altered recycled column.

While Iran continues to build a bomb, the imbeciles in our media were focused on gaudy outfits, red carpets, and ever pious millionaires pretending they cared about ordinary Americans.

This past weekend did feature some normalcy. CPAC was enjoyable since there were virtually no Hollywood celebrities present. It was excellent. I got to meet politicians that make decisions that affect many people. In other words, I prefer to talk to people that actually matter.

I was debating whether or not to put on the last 10-15 minutes of the broadcast with no sound on, like I do with the ninth inning of the seventh game of the World Series when there are two outs.

The Oscar’s are even more leftist, boring and long winded than an Obama health care speech, although it is close.

Some say it is unfair to indict every person in Hollywood. After all, like Palestinians and liberals, why blame the 20% of entertainment industry that are not drenched in toxicity? After all, 80% is not a majority. Oh, wait. Yes, it is.

The reason why the industry is so disgusting is because left wing politics long ago replaced quality.

The first thing that all Academy voters should be required to do is sign an oath that they watched every movie that they voted on. If they are caught paying their relatives or others to watch the movies and report back to them, their voting privileges should be permanently revoked.

The Oscars are boring, predictable, and disgusting. Voters have a formula for what they like.

One way to get nominated is to play a homosexual. In fact, it cannot be any homosexual. It must be a homosexual activist, and the activist must be a hero. If it is played by a left-wing activist, all the better. Personally I would like to see a movie made about Sean Penn. A conservative actor would play him, and make sure to show the part where he engages in domestic violence against his wife and assaults cameramen. For “dramatic effect,” he can be shown praising Alec Baldwin while a tape runs of Baldwin verbally abusing his daughter. I personally thought “Milk,” was a movie about lactation. After all, the same people that praise the “Vagina Monologues” as “groundbreaking” must have thought that a movie about breast milk would be “courageous.”

Another way to get nominated is to play somebody that is dying from a politically correct disease. AIDS is a good choice. Cancer is not. After all, many homosexuals and drug users get AIDS. In fact, to really stir the emotional pot, the person has to suffer from discrimination, either from an evil corporation, vile Republican, or both.

Another option is to play a retard or a “handicapable” person. It works. After all, they are politically correct. Whether overcoming a physical or mental illness, provided that the story tilts leftward, it will do fine. Anti-war activists injured in battle make great Oscar nominees.

When the academy runs out of generic movies of leftists as heroes, the next option is to find an evil conservative villain. The actor playing the lead role should have a hostile attitude in real life towards Republicans. Barring that, anything that attacks Republicans works. I mean, “Frost-Nixon” is a movie that takes place three years after Nixon resigns in disgrace. Talk about kicking the dog while he is down. Listening to a conservative bellow, “I told you I didn’t want to take any questions on Watergate!” makes Academy voters cream their undies.

The last step is to ignore the movie altogether and find somebody that died “tragically” and “way too young.”

Look, the 2008 “Batman” movie was outstanding. It should have gotten nominations in every major category. Yet the movie was politically conservative. That is a non-starter for the Academy. Also, the snobs at the Academy would not think of deigning to let a “comic book” movie win where it counts.

Why should that matter? “The Dark Knight” was a stunningly brilliant movie that should have given Oscar nominations to Morgan Freeman (Lucius), Michael Caine (Alfred the Butler), Christian Bale (Batman), and especially Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Two-Face). Another almost certainty behind Eckhart should have been Gary Oldman (Commissioner Gordon). Michael Caine has been praised in the past by the Academy, but that was for playing the lead role in a movie that pushed a pro-choice activism on abortion. The movie was marketed as a sweet movie about children in an orphanage, but the agenda was clear.

Yes, Heath Ledger deserved a nomination. He was excellent as well, although not as brilliant as Oldman or Eckhart. Yet he got the nomination because he died too young, and tragically. The Academy said this loudly.

Forgive me, but Heath Ledger was a dumb (redacted) who killed himself, either accidentally or in a suicide. That must not have any impact on the voters. If anything, it cheapens his nomination because had he lived, he would have been worthy of a nomination anyway.

I am tired of people who die this way being glorified, whether it be Janis Joplin, Jimmy Hendrix, Curt Cobain, or Heath Ledger. This should have no bearing on Emmys, Grammys, or Oscars.

When all else fails, foreign love stories are the answer. In fact, anything foreign appeals to the Academy.

Whether it be Asians Crouching about tigers and dragons, or some people from India falling in love, foreign lovers are all the rage. If there is no love story, political activists are a global sensation. One year it is Irish revolutionaries. The next year it is Tibet.The less the story matters in the real world, and the fewer the number of people that watch it, the greater the chances for a nomination.

The worst part of this fiasco is the self-congratulatory left-wing blather. Yet in very tough economic times, the Academy tries to scale things down. They then congratulate themselves on how spectacular they are at scaling things down.

For those who need an update of events in the NFL, there is a fabulous website.

http://www.nfl.com

There is also the Daytona 500

For those who truly care about the self-indulgent spoiled brats that make up the Academy, just walk outside. There will be people bent over just enough to treasury the aroma of their own rumpuses. If that does not work, follow the trail of cocaine powder.

(Monique is exempt from criticism. My bizarre fascination with her still burns. She is one plus size bag of beauty.)

At least the event is over with. Now the industry can get back to its day job, putting out left-wing crap and calling it art.

eric

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