Today is “Mailing it in Friday.”
Some would say based on the quality of my columns that I mail it in every day, but today I really did.
However, I still put more effort into this column then Barack Obama puts into his presidency.
Obama remains lazy, corrupt, worthless, and of mediocre intelligence. He is an utter failure on every level, and king of the DLFs of an entire party of DLFs.
This concludes Mailing it in Friday.
eric
MELISSA HARRIS-PERRY CAN BECOME A HERO
MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry created a firestorm when she implied that children belonged to the government and not their parents. Melissa Harris-Perry could become a hero to people everywhere with one simple step.
eric
Kansas is fine, what’s the matter with Obama voters?
As President Obama released another budget that is not really a budget, the 2004 Thomas Frank book “What’s the Matter with Kansas?” looms large. The very same arguments in that book lamenting Kansas in 2004 can be applied to Obama voters in 2012.
eric
Young Jewish Conservatives on the rise
A relatively new group held events at CPAC that brought politics, religion, and thoughtfulness to legions of new individuals hungry for real “change.”
The group is “Young Jewish Conservatives,” and like Outkast’s “Miss Jackson,” they are for real.
eric
Why Holocaust Remembrance Day is becoming irrelevant
Holocaust Remembrance Day came and went, but the holiday known abroad as Yom HaShoah is facing irrelevance.
eric
What Margaret Thatcher taught the world
Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has left the United Kingdom for the Eternal Kingdom of Heaven. The Iron Lady died at the ripe old age of 87, although she had been in ill health for about a decade. While Prime Minister, she along with United States President Ronald Reagan changed the world for the better.
eric
Advice for the first openly gay NFL football player
Rumors are swirling that a least one current player in the National Football League will announce publicly that they are gay. While some retired players have come out, no player has done so while playing. For the players thinking of coming out, there is one piece of advice that they should take seriously.
eric
Dallas Season 2, Episode 12—The Ewings fight back
Last week’s episode of “Dallas” saw Cliff Barnes, Harris Ryland and the corrupt Governor of Texas all conspiring to bury the Ewings. This week the Ewings respond in a two hour blockbuster.
eric
Single ladies should put away their cellphones
In the dating world, nothing limits people like self-sabotage. Technological advances have only made things worse. The men wanted to approach the women in the club. Yet they were all chained to their cell phones.
eric
March Hate Mail
Liberals, feminists, stoners, and Palesimians have few skills outside of sending badly written pieces of hate mail. Here is the newest batch of my hate mail.
“Jeremy
I know you have to earn a living, but this shit is delusional. Wow. Crazy. Willfully ignorant or purposefully deceitful? Shameful shit. Shameful.”
Analysis: This fellow most likely teaches government at Columbia or Harvard. I suspect they majored in multicultural metrosexual diversity studies.
“Julia
When you throw marijuana legalization under the bus to show how serious your issue is by comparison, you're lazy. You can't articulate why your issue is important on its own merits. And FYI people on both sides of the marijuana legalization issue agree it is in fact is a pretty serious constitutional issue. P.S. you look like you're yawning in your byline photo”
Analysis: Wow, making fun of my photo. How hip and edgy. Now this is a serious individual, even by stoner standards. People wanting to stand up for the Second Amendment, tax cuts, and winning the war on terror are people who matter. Whether one supports or is against legalizing marijuana, it is not nor will it ever be a truly important issue. Stoners are not fighting for liberty or the Constitution. They just want to get high.
“hafsa
Please be sure to research your history correctly before publishing anti-palestinian articles. Been biased in an article with a kid protesting in the main picture is surely a shame. Before been a jew, be a person, human maybe!”
Analysis: By Palesimian standards this is actually not true hate mail since there were no death threats or references to donkey zionist aggressor infidels. Yet I was at the Palesimian rally where nobody showed up. The truth hurts like a suicide bomber.
“Walter Peguise
Here is my question and it's pretty plain simple and serious,"ARE YOU CRAZY" or just pretending?”
Analysis: I would accuse this questioner of asking me if I was Hamlet, but most imbeciles do not read Shakespeare.
“James Twomey
What did your parents do to you?”
Analysis: They put me in public school where I was forced to interact with people like this.
“Dan
Were you born a pathetically petty and hateful moron, or did you acquire the appropriate habits for this role at the Washington Times through practice?”
Analysis: This gutless coward thinks it is cool to make fun of Vice President Dan Quayle. Apparently Candace Bergen now has nothing better to do but send me hate mail. Like Murphy Brown, this smug liberal deserves to be canceled.
“David
Nice column today. By attempting to prove President Obama is not a good person, you proved yourself to be among the lowest ranks of humanity as well. Congratulations, Eric.”
Analysis: So anyone criticizing Obama is a bad person. Wow, this guy must work for MSNBC.
“Vickie Fixman
No question. Just want you to know what a complete idiot I think you are.”
Analysis: This woman is a liar. She does not think anything.
“Steve Austin
Are you Gay? Cause I think you're hot!”
Analysis: I am not gay, but if I was, what would be wrong with that? Here is another liberal who thinks it is cool to equate being gay with something negative.
“asswhippersmith
Is it really true your a registered asshole??”
Analysis: Another gutless coward afraid to use their real name. No, I am not a Democrat and the backside of the donkey is not my symbol. I am an elephant guy.
“Matt Delio
I really hope you do not believe the stuff you write. Your uneducated hate speech is what is wrong with the world. Start to learn both of the Palestinian conflict, rather than just spewing rhetoric.”
Analysis: Hate speech is anything a liberal or Palesimian supporter disagrees with. Naturally, they never say where the disagreement actually occurs. That would require thought and thoughtfulness
Say it with me everybody.
These are liberals and Palesimians. This is how they behave.
eric