Archive for July, 2016

2016 GOP Convention Night 2 Recap

Saturday, July 30th, 2016

2016 GOP Convention Night 2 Recap


2016 GOP Convention Night 1 Recap

Saturday, July 30th, 2016

2016 GOP Convention Night 1 Recap


Vote Mike Patton in 2016: The House Rooftop Party getting crunk

Saturday, July 30th, 2016

Vote Mike Patton in 2016: The House Rooftop Party getting crunk


Millennials are not America’s worst generation…yet

Saturday, July 30th, 2016

Millennials are not America’s worst generation…yet


25 years since Al Sharpton got Yankel Rosenbaum murdered

Saturday, July 30th, 2016

25 years since Al Sharpton got Yankel Rosenbaum murdered


Obama BLM supporters murder Dallas cops

Saturday, July 30th, 2016

Obama BLM supporters murder Dallas cops


Tygrrrr Express July-August 2016 Speaking Schedule

Wednesday, July 6th, 2016

Tygrrrr Express July-August 2016 Speaking Schedule

Wednesday, July 6, 2016 — Fly from Los Angeles to Raleigh North Carolina to Cleveland.

Thursday, July 7, 2016 — Dayton Conservative Group in Ohio. Evening. 

Friday-Sunday, July 8-10, 2016 — Chabad of Kentucky in Louisville. 

Friday-Saturday, July 15-16, 2016 — Chabad of University of Cincinnati in Ohio. 

Monday-Thursday, July 18-21, 2016 — GOP Convention in Cleveland

Friday-Sunday, July 22-24, 2016 — Chabad of Monroeville near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Rabbi Mendy Schapiro. Tentative 

Monday-Thursday, July 25-28, 2016 — Democrat Convention in Philadelphia

Sunday, July 31, 2016 — Fly from New York City to Chicago.

Monday, August 1, 2016 — Lockport GOP Township near Chicago, Illinois. Evening. 

Wednesday, August 3, 2016 — Ronald Reagan Breakfast Club in Rock Island, Illinois at 9am. 

Sunday, August 7, 2016 — Temple B’Rith Sholom in Springfield, Illinois at 10am. 

Saturday, August 13, 2016 — Williamson County GOP Central Committee in South Illinois. Evening.  Tentative

Sunday, August 14, 2016 — LiberTEA Fest in Springfield, Illinois at 1pm. 

Monday, August 15, 2016 —  Kendall County GOP Central Committee near Chicago, Illinois Evening. 

Thursday, August 18, 2016 — Rock Island County GOP Central Committee. Evening.

Saturday, August 20, 2016 — Flying from Chicago home to Los Angeles.


240 decadent reasons to love America

Monday, July 4th, 2016

240 decadent reasons to love America

1980 Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Team

1980s hard rock hair metal

2 Live Crew’s Banned in the USA

7-Eleven Big Gulps and Slurpees

ACDC’s You shook me, Thunderstruck, Moneytalks

Adam Sandler


Airheads band The Lone Rangers

Al D’Amato’s singing


America the Beautiful sung by Ray Charles

American soldiers and veterans


Anthony Clark

Bad Touch’s Discovery Channel

Batman: The Dark Knight

BB King and Lucille

Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia

Biff Henderson

Bill Cosby, Himself video

Bill Murray’s Quick Change

Bill of Rights

Bill the Cat


Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Blue Bloods


Bluegrass Junction

Bounce houses

Bouncing 25 cent rubber balls

Boxing promoter Don King


Bubblebaths for two

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck


Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise movies



Capture the flag

Cards Against Humanity

Chabad Houses

Charitable people


Cheers’s Sam Mayday Malone and Norm Peterson

Cherry Lime Rickeys

Chocolate covered cherries

Chris Berman

Chris Gardner’s The Pursuit of Happyness

Chris Noth’s Mike Logan

Chris Tucker singing Barry White


Coed touch football


Commando and pantsless Wednesdays (until HR intervened)

Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000

Corn Fritters

Cosmic Bowling

County Fairs

Dale Intimidator Earnhardt’s 1998 Daytona 500

Dana Carvey

Dann Florek’s Captain Donald Cragen

David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists

Dennis Farina

Desperate Housewives

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo

Die Hard

DirecTV NFL Package

Dog-riding monkey

Donald Trump’s Apprentice


Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry Soda

Dr. Charles Krauthammer

Duck Dynasty


Edible underthings



Eye of the tiger


Flavored massage oil

Founding Fathers

Fox News

Fraggle Rock

Freedom, liberty, right of dissent

Gaga (dodgeball using closed fist and cherry ball)

Game nights

Garlic knots

Gatorade dumping on coaches

George W. Bush picks up bullhorn

Glow sticks as fake cigars

Golden Corral

GPS trackers

Greg the Bunny


Happy face emoticons



Henny Youngman

Hot Chocolate’s You sexy thing (I believe in miracles)

Hot scantily clad women

Howard Stern

I once finger-(blanked) a hermit crab (whoever said that)

In n Out Burger

Independence Day BBQs

Instant messaging

Internet dating


Italian ices

J. Geils Band’s Centerfold

Jack Nicholson’s Colonel Nathan R. Jessup

Jacuzzi romps


Jell-O wrestling

Jerry Orbach’s Lenny Briscoe

Jerry Reed’s Eastbound and Down

Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

John Cougar Mellencamp’s Pink Houses and Hurts so good

John Facenda’s The Autumn Wind

John McEnroe’s tennis tantrums

Judaism celebrated in peace

Justice Scalia’s scathing dissents

Karl Rove’s whiteboard


KFC Popcorn Chicken


Kim Kardashian’s bare bottom

King of the Hill


Kosher imitation bacon and crab

Krispy Kreme Donut Hamburgers


Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing on Dallas

Las Vegas

Lee Greenwood’s God bless the USA and Bandit Express

Louisiana Cajun Cooking (Especially with Justin Wilson)

Lucky Charms

Madden Football

Magnum, P.I.

Mardi Gras, New Orleans

Mark Levin’s rants

Married with Children’s Al Bundy

Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing and Let’s get it on



Meat and potatoes

Michael J. Fox’s Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties

Mills Lane yelling Let’s get it on

Miniature golf


Morris Day and the Time’s Jerk Out

Mountain Dew Code Red

MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch

Murder, She Wrote

Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest

National Federation of Republican Women

National Football League


New Years Eve noisemakers

New York Post front and back page

New York Stock Exchange opening and closing bells

NFL Films

NFL Network

Oakland Raiders

Old School with Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn

Overtime playoff hockey

Pajama parties

Peaceful transition of political power

Phil Hartman


Political Conventions

Pool volleyball


Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio


Queen’s I want it all

Raider Nation

Rainbow Sherbert

Redeye with Greg Gutfeld

Republican Jewish Brunettes

Republican Party Animals


Robin Williams

Ronald Reagan’s self-deprecating jokes 

Rudy Giuliani’s New York toughness


Rush Limbaugh

San Diego Wild Animal Park

Satellite TV

Save a horse, ride a cowboy


Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts



Sherman Hemsley’s George Jefferson


Sky high skyscrapers


Slim Jims

Snoopy’s Joe Cool

Snow football

Social networks for building businesses

South Beach, Miami

South Park



Stock trading


Strip chess

Stuart Scott


Summer camp

Super Soakers

Supply-side tax cuts

T-shirt originals

Taco Bell

Talk radio

Thanksgiving with John Madden

The Color of Money

The Counter Build Your Own Burger

The Expendables

The Frat Pack

The Honeymooners

The Muppets

The Onion


Toby Keith’s Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Train rides

Trampoline Dodgeball

Tygrrrr Express

USA Cartoon Express

Video Arcade Games

We’re not France

Weekend at Bernie’s

Western medicine

Whitesnake’s Here I go again video

Wifi on planes

XM Sirius Satellite Radio


Young Jewish Conservatives

Yummy bouncies and badonkadonks

ZZ Top’s Sleeping Bag and Sharp Dressed Man

My Grandfather’s American Journey

Monday, July 4th, 2016

My Grandfather’s American Journey


Hillary will always remain free, and we will never be free of her

Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

For Hillary Clinton, every day is Independence Day

She will always remain free, and we will never be free of her.

eric @ Tygrrrr Express