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NFL 2023 Week 18 Recap

Sunday, January 7th, 2024

NFL 2023 Week 18 Recap

This is when the big dogs come out!

Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens is the Saturday afternoon game. The 9-7 Steelers needed to win and get help to make the playoffs. The bad news was that they would be playing in a driving rainstorm on the road at hated Baltimore. The good news was that they would be playing against backups. The 13-3 Ravens already locked up the top seed with home field throughout the playoffs and the coveted first round bye. John Harbaugh gave Lamar Jackson and the rest of his stars the night off as Tyler Huntley played. The Steelers in the first quarter faced 3rd and 1 at their own 33. Najee Harris got the yard. Jalen Warren ran for 23. Austin gained 8. Harris ran for 9 and caught a pass from Mason Rudolph for 6. Harris ran for 2 and then for the 6 yard touchdown. The 12 play, 76 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive made it 7-0 Steelers. The defenses dug in and the Ravens faced 3rd and 9 at their own 30 with 4 1/2 minutes left in the half. Huntley went to Laquon Treadwell for 16. Gus Edwards ran for 29. Huntley went to Isaiah Likely for a 27 yard touchdown. With 2:19 left in the half, the game was deadlocked 7-7. This was a typical Mike Tomlin vs John Harbaugh AFC North street fight. A scoreless third quarter had this bare-fisted slobberknocker 7-7 entering the fourth quarter.

Late in the third quarter the Steelers faced 3rd and 1 at their own 20. George Pickens gained 3. The Fourth quarter began with then Steelers facing 3rd and 4 at their own 29. One play made the difference. Rudolph connected with Diontae Johnson for a 71 yard touchdown and a 14-7 Ravens lead. Midway through the fourth quarter the Steelers recovered a Ravens fumble at the Baltimore 32. On 3rd and goal at the 2, a run was blown up for a 5 yard loss. Chris Boswell hit a 25 yard field goal as the Steelers led 17-7 with only 3:13 left in regulation. After a touchback and needing 2 scores, the Ravens quickly moved to a 2nd and 5 at the Pittsburgh 9 with 53 seconds left. After an incompletion, Huntley took an ill-advised sack. By the time Justin Tucker hit the 36 yard field goal, only 16 seconds remained. The onside kick failed. In 17 years, Mike Tomlin has never had a losing season. The 10-7 Steelers awaited results of other games to find out if they could sneak into the playoffs. The 13-4 Ravens would have another week to rest and get healthy. They are the favorites to win their third Super Bowl in franchise history. On Sunday, the Steelers got their wish. Jacksonville lost, allowing the Steelers for the second straight year to beat the odds and sneaking the playoffs. 17-10 Steelers 

Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts is the Saturday night game. — For both of these 9-7 teams, the situation was cut and dry. The winner was in the playoffs. The loser was out. The Colts after an opening touchback moved 56 yards in 11 plays and nearly 6 minutes. On 3rd and 4 from the Houston 19, Gardner Minshew threw incomplete. On 4th and 4, Shane Steichen decided to go for it, but it was just gamesmanship to get the defense to jump. The defense didn’t bite. Matt Gay hit a 38 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Colts. Yet one play and 9 seconds after a touchback, the Texans had the lead. CJ Stroud went deep to Nico Collins for a 75 yard touchdown to make it 7-3 Texans. 

The defenses dug in. A field position game had the Texans taking over at their own 43 with 6 1/2 minutes left in the half. David Singletary gained 7, 6 and 2. Stroud went to Collins for 29. On 3rd and goal at the one, Stroud went to Andrew Beck for the touchdown to make it 14-3 Texans at the 2 minute warning. After a touchback, the Colts moved to a 4th and 4 at the Houston 34 35 seconds left. Gay hit from 52 to get the Colts within 14-6 at the break. 

The Colts took over in the third quarter at their own 13 and made it look easy. Jonathan Taylor ran for 11 and 4. Minshew went to Granson for 23. Taylor took a handoff and broke free for a 49 yard touchdown. Shane Steichen went for 2 and Mnshew pitched a basketball pass over the middle to Mo Alive-Cox successfully for a 14-14 game. Then came the kickers. With 5 1/2 minutes left in the third quarter, Gay attempted a 57 yard try to give the Colts the lead. He doinked it off the upright no good. With 3 1/2 minutes left in the third quarter, Kaimi Fairbairn was good from 51 to make it 17-14 Texans. 90 seconds into the fourth quarter, Gay hit from 35 for a 17-17 game. 

The Texans took over at their own 27. Stroud hit Beck for 8. After a sack of Stroud set up 2nd and 20 from his own 28, Stroud hit Schultz for 17. On 3rd and 3, Stroud hit Schultz again for 5. On 2nd and 14 from his own 46, Stroud backpedaled for his life and threw a duck that Collins somehow caught for the required 14. Stroud hit Schultz for 9. On 2nd and 13 from the Indianapolis 30, Stroud went to Collins for 23 with a horse collar tackle penalty adding 4 more. Singletary took it 3 yards up the gut for the touchdown. The 12 play, 73 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive made it 23-17 Texans with 6:20 left in regulation. Yet for the first time all year at the worst time, Fairbairn missed the extra point. 

The Colts soon faced 2nd and 11 at their own 24. Minshew went to Downs for 28. The Colts faced 3rd and 6 at the Houston 44. With everyone expecting a pass, Shane Steichen called a delayed run. Taylor only gained 5 but instead  of 4th and 1 it was another 5 yards and a first down thanks to defensive illegal use of hands. With 2:41 to play, the Colts faced 3rd and 5 at the Houston 29. Despite being 0 for 9 on 3rd down conversions, Steichen again called a run to Taylor, who initially appeared just short but was given the first down. The clock clicked down to the 2 minute warning, and Demeco Ryans decided not to challenge the spot. Taylor gained 2 and 6, but on 3rd and 2 from the Houston 16, Taylor gained only one. On 4th and 1, attempts to draw the defense offside failed. The Colts took a timeout with 1:06 to play and everything on the line. Taylor was on the sideline. The Colts would try their biggest play without their best player. Yet Minshew had a wide open Goodson in the flat. 

Goodson dropped it and crumpled to the turf in heartbreak. The throw was not perfect, but Goodson should have caught it. He just blew it. The timeout the Colts took meant the Texans could take the clock down to 8 seconds before punting. Rather than risk a blocked punt, the punter took an intentional safety with one second left. The free kick brought the hook and laterals that went nowhere. The 9-8 Colts were out. The Texas were 3-13 last year. Led by rookie Stroud, the 10-7 Texans are at least the seven seed Wildcard. The players waited for the Jacksonville results Sunday knowing that a Jacksonville loss would make the Texans AFC South Champions. That would bump the Texans up to the four seed, meaning their Wildcard game would be at home rather than on the road. For a do-or-die game, both teams played like it. On Sunday, the Texans got their wish. Jacksonville lost, making the Texans the division winners. 23-19 Texans

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Carolina Panthers — The 8-8 Buccaneers with a win would win the NFC South and be the four seed in the playoffs. With a loss, the Buccaneers are out and Todd Bowles is a possible Black monday coaching fatality. The Panthers are the worst team in football, and they have already traded away the top pick in the 2024 NFL Draft. After a scoreless first quarter, a deep ball to DJ Chark saw him try to stretch the bay over the pylon. He got hit and fumbled and the Buccaneers recovered in the end zone. The officials initially ruled a touchdown, but on further review it was reversed to a touchback. A 36 yard field goal by Chase McLaughlin put the Buccaneers up 3-0 with 4 minutes left in the half. The Buccaneers got it back and McLaughlin drilled a 57 yard field goal to put the Buccaneers up 6-0 at the midpoint. The third quarter ended with Matthew Wright, the replacement for injured Eddie Pineiro, missing a 52 yard field goal try for the Panthers. McLaughlin hit again from 36 to with 10 minutes left to play. The NFL should burn the tape of this game, but the 9-8 Buccaneers are NFC South champions. 9-0 Buccaneers

Cleveland Browns at Cincinnati Bengals — The 11-5 Browns were locked into the five seed and rested their starters. The Bengals were eliminated. With Joe Flacco resting, Jeff Driskel got the start. His first pass for the Browns was intercepted. Yet Jake Browning then had his pass intercepted as well. The Bengals got it back at their own 40. On 3rd and 9, Browning went to Jones for 35 and JaMarr Chase for 11. On 1st and 20, Joe Mixon ran for 13, 9, and the one yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Bengals. The Bengals got it back at their own 33. Mixon ripped off a 44 yard gain. On 3rd and 8 from the Cleveland 21, Browning went to Iosivals for 15 and to Mixon for a 6 yard touchdown to make it 14-0 Bengals. The Bengals got it back at their own 25. Brown ran for 16. Browning added 11. Mixon gained 12. Browning went to Iosivas for a 3 yard touchdown and a 21-0 Bengals lead in the second quarter. Another interception of Driskel led to Evan McPherson hitting a 45 yard field goal just past the 2 minute warning to make it 24-0 Bengals. In the third quarter, the Bengals were pinned at their own one yard line. They moved 99 yards in 14 plays and 8 minutes. Browning hit Iosivas for a 7 yard touchdown to make it 31-0 Bengals after three quarters. In the fourth quarter the Browns avoided the shutout with a pair of garbage touchdowns. The Bengals finished on a high note at 9-8. All four AFC North teams finished with a winning record. The Browns host a Wildcard game next week. While the Bengals beat backups, they played without starter Joe Burrow as their season spiraled. The Battle of Ohio will be more fiery in 2024 when Burrow returns. 31-14 Bengals

Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions — The 7-9 Vikings needed a win and a bunch of other miracles to happen to make the playoffs. The 11-5 Lions are at worst the three seed. The Vikings played their starters because they have a slim shot at the two seed. A 42 yard punt return had the Lions at their own 48. Jared Goff went deep to Amra St. Brown for 34 and again for 13. Goff went to Sam Laporta for a 2 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Lions. The Lions got it back at their own 36. Goff went to St. Brown and Laporta for a pair of 8 yard gains. Dan Campbell gambled on 4th and 1 from the Detroit 45. Gibbs appeared stopped but lunged forward and got the yard. Goff then went deep to Khalif Raymond for 41. Gibbs got around the end for a 3 yard touchdown to make it 13-0 Lions. The extra point was partially blocked. The Vikings gradually got back into the game with Greg Joseph hitting second quarter field goals of 39 and 43 to end the half with the Lions only down 13-6. After a third quarter touchback, the Vikings moved to a 4th and 3 at the Detroit 31. Kevin O’Connell went for it and Nick Mullens completed a pass for only 2 yards. 

The Lions took over at their own 29 and Goff hit St. Brown for 14. On 4th and 1 from the Minnesota 48, it was time for another Dan Campbell gamble. Goff went deep to Donovan Popeyes-Jones for 20. Defensive pass interference added 17 down to the one. David Montgomery got the last yard to make it 20-6 Lions. The Vikings took over at their own 20. Mullens hit Muse for 22. Mattison ran for 11. On 4th and 1 from the Detroit 38, Kevin O’Connell went for it. Like his counterpart, Mullens skipped the run up the middle for a deep ball to Justin Jefferson for the touchdown. Just like that, the Vikings were within 20-13. Yet after a touchback, the Lions struck quickly. On the first play of the fourth quarter, Goff went bombs away to St. Brown for a 70 yard touchdown to make it 27-13 Lions. The Vikings would not go away. After a touchback, Mullens went deep to Jefferson for 29 and deep again to Jordan Addison for a 41 yard touchdown. Only 90 seconds into the fourth quarter, the Vikings were right back in it down 27-20. 

The Lions after a touchback moved 54 yards in 10 plays and 5 minutes. Mike Badly hit a 39 yard field goal midway through the fourth quarter to give the Lions some breathing room. Down by two scores in desperation mode, Mullens was intercepted twice. The Vikings were game, but they were eliminated. The Lions would need a couple big breaks to get the two seed, but at worst they are the three seed with a powerful offense. 30 years ago the Lions won their division by winning the final regular season game by the exact same score they won by today. They would be eliminated in the Wildcard round the next week. They are hoping  history does not repeat itself so they can win their first playoff game since the 1991 season. 30-20 Lions 

New York Jets at New England Patriots — After 24 years at the helm, this could be Bill Belichick’s final game in New England. Robert Kraft may be finding a way to make this Black Monday breakup amicable and respectful. With hard snow coming down, Belichick went against the team he hates the most, the Jets. The Patriots came in having beaten the Jets 15 straight times. Both teams are eliminated from playoff contention. Robert Saleh was told by Woody Johnson that he would be back as coach in 2024. A shanked punt from his their end zone gave t he Jets a short field at the New England 35. On 3rd and goal from the 3, Trevor Siemian threw incomplete. Greg Zuerlein hit the 21 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Jets. The Patriots moved from their own 38 to a 3rd and 4 at the Jets 12. Bailey Zappe threw incomplete. Ryland hit the 30 yard field goal to make it 3-3 in the second quarter. The Jets came back from their own 22 to a 2nd and 7 at the New England 22. Siemian threw incomplete twice. Zuerlein hit the 40 yard field goal with the snow everywhere for a 6-3 Jets lead. Early in the fourth quarter the Evil Hoodie went for it on 4th and 1 from his own 45. Zappe threw incomplete. Zuerlein hit a 33 yard field goal to make it 9-3 Jets midway through the fourth quarter. 

With 2:44 to play Zappe was intercepted. Yet rather than go down, Davis returned the interception and fumbled the ball back in the snow. Two plays later at the 2 minute warning, Zappe was intercepted again. With 1:47 to play, Hall took a pitchout, got to the sideline, and made it 50 yards for the game’s only touchdown. The 2 point try was successful. After 15 straight losses, the Jets finally beat the Patriots. For Bill Belichick, it was a bitter defeat. He has a Black Monday meeting with Robert Kraft that could go either way. Kraft could keep him, get rid of him, or keep Belichick as coach but strip him of general manager capabilities. As Belichick;s former mentor Bill Parcells said, “If they expect you to cook the meal, they have to let you buy the groceries.” The Patriots have one of the top picks in the 2024 NFL Draft. The Patriots dynasty began with a controversial home playoff win in a snowstorm. The last vestiges of that dynasty may end in uninspiring, non-controversial loss in a snowstorm. This time it was the opposing team who made the big field goals. 17-3 Jets 

Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints — Both the 7-9 Falcons and 8-8 Saints with a loss would be eliminated from playoff contention. With a Tampa Bay loss, the winner of this game would win the NFC South and be the four seed on Wildcard weekend. A Tampa Bay win would eliminate Atlanta, although the Saints could still be a seven seed Wildcard if a bunch of things went right. The Saints would be playing without Alvin Kamara, a game time injury scratch.The Falcons began facing 3rd and 5 at their own 26. Desmond Ridder went deep to Miller for a 56 yard gain. Ridder hit Smith for a 15 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Falcons. The Saints soon faced 2nd and 11 at their own 24. Derek Carr went deep to Rasheed Shaheed for 20 with defensive unnecessary roughness adding 15 more. Taysom Hill ran for 8. Carr went to AT Perry for an 18 yard touchdown to make it 7-7.

Ridder threw a sideline pass to Bijan Robinson. The defender went for the interception and missed, allowing Robinson to outrace everyone for a 71 yard touchdown to make it 14-7 Falcons. After a touchback, Taysom Hill ran for 8. On 3rd and 7 from their own 41, Carr went to Chris Olave for 14. On 3rd and 1 from the Atlanta 36, Williams gained 2 as the first quarter ended. The second quarter saw Dennis Allen gambling on 4th and 2 from the Atlanta 26. Carr hit Johnson for 12. Williams ran for 4, 1 and the 3 yard touchdown. Initially Williams was ruled short but Dennis Allen successfully challenged. Williams got the ball over the pylon to make it 14-14. The Saints got it back at their own 38 with 2 1/2 minutes left in the half and moved to a 2nd and 4 at the Atlanta 5. Carr threw incomplete and Hill lost a yard. Blake Grupe hit from 24 as the Saints took a 17-14 lead with one minute left in the half. Yet after a touchback the Falcons quickly moved to the New Orleans 12 with 3 seconds left. Younghoe Koo hit from 30 to end the half with a 17-17 deadlock. 

Demond Ridder began the third quarter throwing an interception that was returned by Taylor 16 yards to the Atlanta 25. Carr went to Olave for a 26 yard touchdown to make it 24-17 Saints. The Saints got it back at their own 20. Miller ran for 18 and 3. Carr hit Johnson for 20. Carr went bombs away to Rasheed Shaheed for a 39 yard touchdown to make it 31-17 Saints. The Falcons marched all the way to a 3rd and goal at the one. A run was blown up in the backfield for a one yard loss. Arthur Smith went for it and Ridder’s pass was defended incomplete. The Saints moved from their own 2 to a 3rd and 3 at the Atlanta 6 early in the fourth quarter. Carr threw incomplete. Grupe hit the 24 yard field goal to make it 34-17 Falcons. A spot gun snap sailed past Ridder and the Saints recovered the fumble at the Atlanta 10 yard line. Carr went to Perry for a 6 yard touchdown to make it 41-17 Saints. Late in the game Mathieu returned an interception of Ridder 74 yards down to the Atlanta one yard line. Jameis Winston came in with Carr done for the day and snuck for the yard himself to complete the scoring with just over one minute left. Atlanta was eliminated, and Arthur Smith screamed at Dennis Allen after the game over the last touchdown. Carr was 22 of 28 for 264 yards, 4 touchdowns and 0 interceptions. The division was out of reach, but the Saints needed Seattle and Green Bay to lose to sneak into the playoffs as a Wildcard. They did not get their wishes and were eliminated from contention. Smith did not even make it to Black Monday. Arthur Blank fired Smith Sunday night after 3 seasons. 48-17 Saints

Jacksonville Jaguars at Tennessee Titans — The 9-7 Jaguars had a simple situation. Defeat the eliminated Titans and win the AFC South to be the four seed in the playoffs. A Jaguars loss would eliminate them from contention altogether. Rumors had Mike Vrabel possibly walking away on BlackMonday although he is not on the hot seat Brandon McManus hit a 44 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Jaguars. After a touchback, Derrick Henry ran for 12. A flea flicker from Ryan Tannehill to Henry back to Tannehill went to Chiggy Okonkwo for 21. On 3rd and 6 from the Jacksonville 28, a short pass from Tannehill to Tyjae Spears saw Spears break a sideline tackle and race for a touchdown to make it 7-3 Titans. 

The Jaguars in the second quarter took over at their own 12. On 3rd and 2, Lawrence hit Ridley for 11. On 3rd and 6 from their own 35, Lawrence went to Zee Jones for 11. Lawrence then went bombs away to Ridley for a 59 yard touchdown to make it 10-7 Jaguars. After a touchback, Tannehill went to Deandre Hopkins for 16. On 3rd and 2 just shy of midfield, Spears ran for 22. On 3rd and 7 from the Jacksonville 26, Tannehill went to Moore for 8. Henry ran for an 18 yard touchdown to make it 14-10 Titans. The Jaguars soon faced 3rd and 3 at their own 36. A short pass from Lawrence to Evan Engram saw Engram bobble the ball and bat it in the air, where it was intercepted at the same spot. On 3rd and 1 from the Jacksonville 22, Tannehill went to Okonkwo for 15. Spears banged up the middle for a 3 yard touchdown and 21-10 Titans lead with 3 minutes left in the half. 

Lawrence was then intercepted, but the Titans failed to capitalize. Instead the Titans punter fumbled a perfectly good snap and the Jaguars took over at the Tennessee 36. That allowed McManus to hit a 30 yard field goal to get the Jaguar within 21-13 at the intermission. After a touchback, Henry ripped off a 69 yard gain. Tannehill hit Hopkins for a 6 yard touchdown to make it 28-13 Titans. The Jaguars moved from their own 29 to a 4th and 7 at the Tennessee 33. Doug Pederson went for it and a completion gained only 4 yards. The Jaguars got it back at their own 37. Lawrence went to Engram for 13. On 3rd and 9 from the Tennessee 44, Lawrence went to Engram for 17. On 3rd and 1 from the Tennessee 18, Travis Etienne gained 4. On the first play of the fourth quarter, Lawrence went to Engram for a 14 yard touchdown to get the Jaguars within 8 points. 

An interception of Tannehill was returned by Cisco 29 yards to the Tennessee 28. The Jaguars had a golden chance to tie the game. On 3rd and goal at the one, Lawrence threw incomplete. Doug Pederson went for it midway through the fourth quarter. Lawrence kept it and got stopped stone cold. The Jaguars got it back at their on 25 with 2:18 left and 0 timeouts. On 2nd and 2 Lawrence went bombs away and had a wide open Ridley. The ball bounced off of Ridley’s fingertips incomplete. On 4th and 2 with just over one minute left, Lawrence threw incomplete. It was a bitter defeat for the Jaguars. After starting 8-3, they collapsed down the stretch. Much of this was due to Trevor Lawrence playing with an injured shoulder, but nobody was offering excuses. The Jaguars finished 9-8 and were out of the playoffs. 28-20 Titans

Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals — For the second straight year, the 8-8 Seahawks need to win and get help to make the playoffs. Last year they got the required breaks. They were at an awful Cardinals team that could still be dangerous with Kyler Murray. The Seahawks from their own 7 yard line moved 78 yards in 11 plays and 6 minutes. Yet on 2nd and 3 from the Arizona 14, a run lost a yard and Geno Smith threw incomplete. Jason Myers hit a 33 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Seahawks. The Cardinals in the second quarter moved from their own 16 to a 3rd and goal at the 2. Murray lost 3 yards. Matt Prater hit a 23 yard field goal for a 3-3 game. After a touchback, Walker ran for 3, 11 and 5. On 3rd and 8 from their own 41, Smith went to Tyler Lockett for 37 and to Wil Dissly for a 19 yard touchdown to make it 10-3 Seahawks. Both teams moved into the red zone before the half but could not finish. Prater hit from 34 at the 2 minute warning and Myers hit from 29 as the Seahawks led 13-6 at the intermission.

In the third quarter the Cardinals faced 2nd and 11 at their own 12. Murray hit James Conner for 34 and Higgins for 25. Conner ran for a 29 yard touchdown to tie the game 13-13. The Cardinals got it back at their own 39. Carter ran for 15. On the first play of the fourth quarter, Murray hit Moore for 10. Murray hit Wilson for 11. On 4th and 3 from the Seattle 8 with absolutely nothing to lose, Jonathan Gannon went for the touchdown rather than just kick a 26 yard field goal to take the lead. Murray hit McBride for the touchdown for a 20-13 Cardinals lead with 10 minutes left in regulation. With 3 minutes left in regulation, Prater came in for a 43 yard field goal try to ice the game. The kick was wide right no good. The Seahawks had life. From their own 33, Smith hit Parkinson for 5 and Charbonnet for 13 and 15. A the 2 minute warning from the Arizona 34, Smith went deep to Lockett for the touchdown. Normally in this situation you kick the extra point, but apparently Pete Carroll got the news that the Seahawks had been eliminated from playoff contention. Smith went to Lockett successfully and the Seahawks led by a point With 1:54 left. After a touchback, the Cardinals moved right down the field. With 16 seconds left on 1st and 10 from he Seattle 30, a pair of safe runs lost a combined 3 yards. Prater came in for a 51 yard field goal try to redeem himself and get the win. Again Prater was wide right no good. The Seahawks finished with a winning season but Green Bay’s win eliminated them. 21-20 Seahawks

Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers — For the second straight year, the Packers are 8-8 and need to win at home to make the playoffs against a team that is already eliminated. Last year Detroit belted them. This year Chicago tries to spoil their season. The Bears moved from their own 31 and held the ball for 10 plays and 6 minutes. Cairo Santos hit a 50 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Bears. From 41 yards out, Anders Carlson’s field goal try to tie the game was no good. The Packers got the ball at their own 8 to start the second quarter. Jordan Love went to Reed for 32. On 3rd and 5 from the Chicago 41, Love went to Melton for 10. Aaron Jones ran for 12. On 3rd and 1 from the Chicago 10, Love went to Wicks for the touchdown. The 11 play, 92 yard, nearly 7 minute drive had the Packers up 7-3. Santos managed a 39 yard field goal to get the Bears within 7-6 at the half, but this game was about the Green Bay defense. After a third quarter touchback, Love hit Wicks for 9 and Melston for 17. Jones ran for 7, 3 and 4. On 3rd and 3, Love hit Wicks for a 12 yard touchdown to make it 14-6 Packers. A fumble by Love led to a 35 yard Santos field goal with 13 minutes left in regulation, but Carlson answered form 25 ti put the Packers back up by 8 with 11 minutes left. The Bears reached a 2nd and 6 at the Green Bay 34, but offensive holding an a sack meant a punt. The Packers took over at their own 6 yard line with 6 minutes left. The Bears never saw the ball again. On 3rd and 7 from his own 43, Love hit Kraft for 15. Jones ran for 10 as Love took a couple of knees. The 9-8 Packers are in the playoffs as the seven seed Wildcard. Matt Eberflus awaited Black Monday. 17-9 Packers

Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers — The 10-6 Chiefs won the AFC West for the eighth straight year and are locked into the three seed. Walrus Andy Reid rested his starters against a Chargers team done for the year.The Chargers began at their own 25 and moved to a 3rd and goal at the 5. Eason Stick was sacked and fumbled. Edwards returned it 97 yards the other way for a defensive touchdown and a 7-0 Chiefs lead. It was the only touchdown of the game as neither offense reached the end zone. The Chiefs did reach 2nd and goal at the one but lost yards. Harrison Butker hit from 22 to make it 10-0 Chiefs. Cameron Dicker hit field goals of 49 and 40 in the second quarter, the latter set up by an interception of Blaine Gabbert. Dicker hit from 43 in the third quarter. The Chargers managed to move to a 2nd and goal at the one, but Stick threw incomplete and Austin Ekeler lost a couple yards. Dicker hit from 20 as 4 straight field goals made it 12-10 Chargers with 4 minutes left in regulation. Yet after a touchback, the Chiefs moved to a 4th and 1 at the Chargers 24. Butker hit from 41 to pu the Chiefs up by one point with 49 seconds left. The Chargers after a touchback needed only one more field goal to win. Yet on 3rd and 2 from their own 33, Stick threw incomplete twice. Even with backups, the Chiefs are better than the Chargers. Andy Reid won the AFC West for the 8th straight year and got to keep Patrick Mahonmes, Travis Kelce and the rest of the starters healthy for a home playoff game. This makes Reid a most happy Walrus indeed. The Chargers awaited Black Monday. 13-12 Chiefs

Denver Broncos at Las Vegas Raiders — The 8-8 Broncos and 7-9 Raiders are both done for the year. The Raiders were fighting to give interim coach Antonio Pierce the full time job. The Raider Nation flags were at half staff with the untimely death of Super Bowl hero Jack Squirek at age 64. Squirek died 2 weeks before the 40th anniversary of his Super Bowl interception touchdown that will live in NFL history forever. Josh Jacobs was again out injured, and whether he returns next year is anyone’s guess. With him out, Zamir White again carried the load. 

From his own 22, White ran for 4 and 12 and caught a pass for 9. White then ran for 6 and 2. On 3rd and 8 from the Denver 37, Aidan O’Connell went to Tre Tucker for 10 and 8. White gained 6 and 3. On 3rd and 1 from the Denver 5, Antonio Pierce went to the bag of tricks. Jakobi Meyers took the handoff and rolled to his right in what was supposed to be a halfback option pass. Yet Meyers saw nobody was open and smartly ad-libbed. He rolled all the way back to his left, faked a run to the corner and cut back inside, and ran it into the end zone. The 13 play, 70 yard, 8 minute drive made it 7-0 Raiders.

The Broncos took over at their own 16. Jarrett Stidham went to Johnson for 36. Stidham went to Williams as the Broncos began the second quarter at the Raiders 33. Williams ran for 2 and caught a pass from Stidham for 9. On 3rd and 2 from the Raiders 22, Stidham went to Cortland Sutton for just enough. A sack of stidham appeared to kill the drive. Yet on 2nd and 22 from the Raiders 24, a short give-up pass from Stidham to Jerry Jeudy saw Jeudy weave through everybody and somehow pinball his way into the end zone for a 7-7 game.

After a touchback, O’Connell went to Devontae Adams for 17. White gained 8 and 5. O’Connell hit Tucker for 10. On 3rd and 6 from the Denver 31, O’Connell threw incomplete. Daniel Carlson nailed a 49 yard field goal for a 10-7 Raiders lead. With 1:43 left in the half, a special teams error backed the Raiders up to their own 2 yard line. Just trying to get to the half, White broke off a 25 yard run. A sack of O’Connell had the Raiders facing 2nd and 18 at their own 20. Antonio Pierce decided to be very aggressive. O’Connell went to Adams for 11 and on 3rd and 7 hit Austin Hooper for the exact amount. O’Connell then went deep to Tucker for a 47 yard gain. With 26 seconds left, the Raiders faced 3rd and 3 at the Denver 8. O’Connell hit Hooper for 5 and spiked the ball to stop the clock with 11 seconds left. The Raiders were out of timeouts and did not want to pass up an easy field goal by taking a sack or turnover. Yet O’Connell fired to Adams, who made a perfect catch on a well-defended ball for a 3 yard touchdown with 7 seconds left to make it 17-7 Raiders.

The Raiders do not put games away, and the Broncos in the third quarter moved from their own 13 to a 3rd and 3 at the Raiders 36. Stidham threw incomplete. Sean Payton passed up a 54 yard field goal try and went for it. Stidham threw incomplete again. White gained 8 and 4. On 3rd and 9 from midfield, O’Connell went to Meyers for 17 as the third quarter ended. On the first play of the fourth quarter, O’Connell went deep to a wide open Meyers for a 33 yard touchdown to make it 24-7 Raiders. 

After a touchback, Stidham quickly went to Johnson for 25 to midfield. On 3rd and 10, Stidham went deep to Jeudy for a 47 yard gain. On 3rd and goal at the one, Stidham fumbled the snap but fell on it for a one yard loss. On 4th and goal at the 2, a stop probably would hav ended the game. Williams got the carry and it was very close, but the ball broke the plane of the goal. With 10 minutes left in regulation, the Broncos were within 24-14. After a touchback, the Raiders did not go into a shell. They did not ice the game, but a staggering 16 play, 72 yard drive took 8 minutes off the clock. On 3rd and goal at the 3 and the Broncos out of timeouts, a run would have taken the clock to the 2 minute warning. Yet Antonio Pierce wanted it all and O’Connell threw incomplete. Carlson hit the 21 yard field goal to put the Raiders up 13, but it preserved 20 seconds for the Broncos. 

After a touchback the Broncos moved to a 1st and 10 at the Raiders 43 with 1:07 left. A touchdown would give the Broncos a chance at an onside kick. Yet stidham got hit as he there and Moehrig made a diving interception to seal the win. Both teams are 8-9 but the trend is clearly upward. Both teams need to find a quarterback since Sean Payton is getting rid of Russell Wilson and Stidham is a competent backup at best. O’Connell is a game manager, but he nearly threw an interception for a defensive touchdown early in the game and was lucky to escape with an incompletion. He is not a star. Antonio Pierce deserves to have the interim label removed. The players and Raider Nation fans love him.Yet if Jim Harbaugh is available, Mark Davis has to grab Harbaugh. Otherwise. Pierce deserves a shot. He has earned it. The Raiders beat the Broncos for the 8th straight time. 27-14 Raiders

Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants — The Eagles were in the playoffs but have been reeling. After starting 10-1, the Eagles have gone 1-4. Their only win was a home loss against the Giants where they barely survived on the final play. The Giants were done for the year. The Eagles needed to win and have Dallas lose to win the NFC East and lock up the two seed. Otherwise the Eagles would remain the five seed. This would mean a road playoff game rather than being at home. The Giants in the first quarter moved from their own 27 to a 4th and goal at the 6. Mason Crosby hit the 24 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Giants. In the second quarter Nick Sirianni went for it with the Eagles facing 4th and 3 at their own 48. Jalen Hurts threw incomplete. On 3rd and 1, Tyrod Taylor gained 2. On 3rd and 11 from the Philadelphia 28, Taylor went to Robinson for 26. Saquon Barkley ran for the 2 yard touchdown to make it 10-0 Giants. A 15 yard punt return gave the Giants great field position at their own 45. Taylor went to Hodgins for 8. Taylor went to Darren Waller for 23 and to Robinson for 19. Barkley got around the end for a 3 yard touchdown and a 17-0 Giants lead with 5 minutes left in the half. The Giants got it back and faced 3rd and 2 at their own 35 at the 2 minute warning. Taylor went deep to Barkley for 46 and to Darrius Slayton for a 19 yard touchdown for a 24-0 Giants lead at the half. The Eagles managed a third quarter field goal and a fourth quarter touchdown, but the Giants locked up the win with a 21 yard Crosby field goal with 3 1/2 minutes left. The Eagles have gone 1-5 down the stretch to stagger to an 11-6 record. They will start the playoffs on the road and have to salvage their season the hard way. 27-10 Giants

Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers — The 9-7 Rams were the six seed and could go no higher. They could fall to the seven seed but that was not enough to concern Sean McVay. The 13-3 49ers had locked up the top seed with home field advantage throughout the playoffs and the first round bye. So with McVay and kyle Shanahan both playing backups, this was just about escaping the finale healthy. Sam Darnold replaced Brock Purdy and Carson Wentz, playing for his fourth team in four seasons, replaced Matthew Stafford. After an opening touchback, Darnold went to Deebo Samuel for 6 and Woerner for 20. On 3rd and 4 from the Rams 43, Darnold went to Brandon Aiyuk for 5 and to Mitchell for 7. Samuel ran for 11. Darnold went to Aiyuk for 11. On 3rd and goal at the one, Mitchell got in to cap the 12 play 75 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive to make it 7-0 49ers. The Rams after a touchback saw Wentz hit Allen and Nacua for a pair of 9 yard gains. Rivers ran for 10. On 4th and 2 from the San Francisco 34, McVay went for it. Wentz hit Allen for 10. On 3rd and 5 from he San Francisco 19, Wentz hit Nacua for the touchdown to make it 7-7. 

The 49ers soon faced 1st and 20 at their own 15. Darnold hit Samuel for 15. Mason ran for 6 and 16. On 3rd and 1 from the Rams 39n in the second quarter, Darnold gained 2. On 4th and 1 from the Rams 28, Kyle Shanahan went for it. Mason gained 3. Mitchell ran for 14 and 7. On 3rd and 4 from the Rams 5, Darnold threw incomplete but defensive holding meant 3 yards and 1st and goal at the 2. Darnold ran for a one yard touchdown The staggering 16 play, 75 yard drive took 10 minutes off the clock and made it 14-7 49ers. An interception of went led to a missed field goal for the 49ers. The 49ers got it back at their own 10. McCloud ran for 7 and caught a pass from Darnold for 6. Mitchell ran for 5 and caught a pass from Darnold for 8. Darnold went deep to Conley for a 48 yard gain On 3rd and 4 from the Rams 5, Darnold hit Bell for the touchdown with 11 seconds left in the half. The extra point was no good but the 49ers led 20-7. 

After a third quarter touchback the Rams faced 3rd and 1 at their own 34. Wentz gained 2. Rivers gained 8. Wentz hit Nacua for 7 and 6. On 3rd and 1 from the San Francisco 40, Wentz gained 4. On 3rd and 1 from the Frisco 27, Freeman got the yard. On 3rd and 17 from the San Francisco 33 after a sack, Wentz went deep to Hopkins for 29. On 3rd and goal at the 8, Wentz hit Johnson for the score. The staggering 17 play, 75 yard, nearly 10 1/2 minute drive had the Rams within 20-13. Maher missed the extra point. Both teams had drives of at least 10 minutes and 16 plays but with a missed extra point. Midway through the fourth quarter, the Rams took over at their own 29. Defensive pass interference on a deep incompletion meant a 45 yard gain. On 4th and 2 from the San Francisco 15 with 5:40 left, Sean McVay went for it. Went hit Tutu Atwell for 3. Wentz ran for a 12 yard touchdown. Neither team wanted overtime in a meaningless game, so McVay went for 2. Wentz hit Atwell successfully and the Rams led by a point with 5 minutes left. The 49ers went 3 and out and punted with 4 minutes left. The 49ers got it back at their own 22 with 55 seconds left. From his own 40, Darnold was sacked and fumbled and the Rams recovered. After starting 3-6, the Rams have gone 7-1 since. The Rams will go on the road for the playoffs while the 49ers have the week off to rest up. 21-20 Rams

Dallas Cowboys at Washington Commanders — The 11-5 Cowboys with a win would win the NFC East and be the two seed in the playoffs. A loss and a Philadelphia win would drop the Cowboys down to the five seed. Ron Rivera was expected to be a Black Monday casualty for the eliminated Commanders. After an opening touchback, the Commanders moved to a 4th and 1 at the Dallas 31. With absolutely nothing left to lose, Riverboat Ron Rivera went for it. A completion lost 2 yards. From his own 33, Dak Prescott hit Brandin Cooks for 15 and Ceedee Lamb for 15 and 9. Prescott hit Tony Pollard for 12 and Tolbert for a 3 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Cowboys. Robinson immediately fumbled the ball back to the Cowboys, but they squandered the opportunity when a field goal try was blocked and returned 51 yards to the Dallas 20. On 3rd and 10, Howell went to Arman for just enough. The second quarter began with the Commanders facing 4th and goal at the one. Rivera went for it again. Howell hit Robinson for the touchdown and a 7-7 game. An interception of Prescott gave the Commanders the ball at their own 45. On 4th and 1, Rivera was gambling again. Robinson gained 2. On 3rd and 1 from the Dallas 16, consecutive false starts made it 3rd and 10. Howell hit Crowder for only 8. On 4th and 2, this time Rivera played it safe. Joey Slye hit the 36 yard field goal. The Commanders led 10-7, but after that reality set in. 

The Cowboys took over at their own 29. Prescott went to Lamb for 8 with defensive unnecessary roughness adding 15. Prescott hit Ferguson for 12. Pollard ran for 9, 9, 12, and the one yard touchdown to make it 14-10 Cowboys. An interception of Howell gave the Cowboys the ball at their own 35 with 1:40 left in the half. Prescott went to Dowdle for 32. Prescott then hit Lamb for 15 and 6 and Cooks for 8. Prescott went to Lamb for a 4 yard touchdown to make it 21-10 Cowboys with 23 seconds left in the half. After a touchback, the Cowboys looked to break open the close game. Prescott hit Lamb for 12 and 7. On 3rd and 5 from the Washington 32, Prescott hit Ferguson for 7. Dowdle ran for 20. Prescott hit Lamb for a 6 yard touchdown to finish a 12 play, 75 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive and make it 28-10 Cowboys. The back-breaker came on special teams when the Cowboys blocked a Washington punt to set up 1st and goal at the 9. On 3rd and goal at the 5, Prescott hit Cooks for the touchdown to make it 35-10 Cowboys. Aubrey would doink one 36 yard field goal try in the fourth quarter off the upright no good but did hit from 50 with one minute left in regulation. Jerry Jones was all smiles as 31 unanswered points gave the Cowboys the NFC East crown and the two seed. Rivera awaited Black Monday while Jerrah posed for pictures. 38-10 Cowboys

 

Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins was the regular season ending Sunday night game. The 10-6 Bills and 11-5 Dolphins were both in the playoffs before this game started. This was an AFC East showdown. The winner wins the division and is the two seed. The loser drops down to the six seed wildcard. The difference is playing a Wildcard at home or on the road. Ironically, a Dolphins win would mean these two teams playing again next week in Miami. In Buffalo, the Bills won easily 48-20. Now the Dolphins wanted revenge. The Bills entered December 6-6 but entered this game winning 4 straight. The Dolphins were 11-4 last week with a chance at clinching their division and getting home field advantage throughout the playoffs Then they got blasted at Baltimore 56-19, putting the top seed out of reach. With Josh Allen and Tua Tagovailoa, this could have been a shootout. Instead it was a defensive slugfest. Allen was intercepted on his first series and Tagovailoa was picked off on his first two series in a scoreless first quarter. 

The Dolphins began the second quarter facing 2nd and 16 at their own 14 after a sack. Wilson ran for 10. On 3rd and 6, Tagovailoa went to Braxton Berrios for 7. On 3rd and 14 from their own 27, Tagovailoa went deep to Tyreek Hill for 23. Wilson ran for 13. Achane ran for a 25 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Dolphins. After a touchback, Allen went to Dawson Knox for 17. Allen ran for 10. Allen went deep to Stefan Diggs, who made a diving catch on a well-defended ball for a 36 yard gain. Allen hit Sherfield for a 6 yard touchdown to make it 7-7 with 4 1/2 minutes left in the half. 

After a touchback, Achane gained 9. The defense then encroached. Tagovailoa hit Smythe for 14. On 3rd and 3 from the Buffalo 36 at the 2 minute warning, Tagovailoa went deep to Wilson for 24. On 3rd and 1 from the Buffalo 3, Tagovailoa hit Hill for the touchdown. With 1:43 left in the half, the Dolphins led 14-7. After a touchback, the Bills rapidly marched down the field. With 11 seconds left in the half, the Bills had 1st and 10 at the Miami 11. The Bills had 0 timeouts, but enough time for 2 quick passes to the end zone and an easy field goal try at worst. Yet rather than fire to the sideline or the end zone, Allen hit Johnson over the middle. Johnson tried to reach the goal line but got blasted at the one yard line. An angry Sean McDermott blasted the decision by his offense as the clock ran out. 

Midway through the third quarter, the Bills took over at their own 24. They moved 49 yards in 13 plays and held the ball for 7 1/2 minutes. Late in the third quarter, Bills faced 1st and 10 at the Miami 18. A run lost 3 yards. The Bills were still in short field goal range at 39 yards. Allen was sacked and fumbled. and the Dolphins recovered. Rather than be within 14-13, the Bills were still down 14-7 thanks to 3 Allen turnovers and the blunder at the end of the first half. Yet the Dolphins did not put the game away. They let the Bills hang around. The Dolphins defense was suffocating but their offense was not icing the game. Just over one minute into the fourth quarter, one play on special teams changed the entire game. 

The Dolphins punted deep, and Harty should have let the ball bounce into his own end zone. Instead Hardy fielded the ball at his own 4 yard line, blasted through a large hole, and outraced everyone for a 96 yard touchdown. In front of a shellshocked home crowd and an stunned Mike McDaniel, the game was tied 14-14. The Dolphins went 3 and out, and the Bills soon faced 3rd and 2 at their own 34. Allen gained 5. Allen then went deep to Kincaid for a 26 yard gain. Allen then went deep to Shakir for 28 more. Allen hit Knox for a 5 yard touchdown. Midway through the fourth quarter, now it was t he Bills up by 7 points. 

The Dolphins again went 3 and out and the Bills took over at their own 26 with 6:14 left. With 4 minutes left, Sean McDermott made what seemed to be an insane decision by going for it on 4th and 1 from his own 35. His defense was playing well, but this was very high risk. Allen gained 2 and the clock ticked down. With 3:12 left, the Bills faced 3rd and 13 from their own 34. Allen on a give-up run somehow scrambled passed everyone and gained 15. At the 2 minute warning, the Bills faced 4th and 1 at the Miami 37. The Dolphins were out of timeouts. A first down would end the game. A field goal try would be 55 yards. McDermott went for it all. Allen kept it and his quarterback sneak initially appeared stopped but he had a good second effort. Yet he was still short. 

The Dolphins were very much alive with 1:53 to play at their own 37. They moved to the Buffalo 40 with 1:17 left, plenty of time to force overtime or even win. One bomb from Tagovailoa to Hill would do the trick. Instead Tagovailoa got hit as he threw and a wounded duck fluttered in the air. Rapp made the diving interception to preserve the win. Both teams were 11-6, but instead of the Dolphins winning their first AFC East title in 15 years, the Bills won the division for the fourth year in a row the hard way. The Bills went from left for dead to the two seed. The Dolphins went from a potential top seed all the way down to the six seed. The Bills will be at home next week in the frigid Buffalo weather with momentum while the Dolphins will go on the road for the playoffs rather than enjoy the Miami sun. One play made the difference. The Bills showed grit and resilience in winning a fine, fine football game to end the 2023 NFL regular season. 21-14 Bills

COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP: Michigan Wolverines vs Alabama Crimson Tide — Nick Saban retired two days after the game with his 7 college football championships intact, 6 with Alabama and one with LSU. Jim Harbaugh won his first college football championship and now has almost all 32 NFL teams and Michigan fighting over him. 34-13 Wolverines

The NFL 2023-2024 Playoffs are set:

Saturday, January 13, 2024:

4:30pm: AFC: (5)(Cleveland Browns) at (4)(Houston Texans) on NBC

8pm: AFC: (6)(Miami Dolphins) at (3)(Kansas City Chiefs) on NBC

Sunday, January 14:

1pm: AFC: (7)(Pittsburgh Steelers) at (2)(Buffalo Bills) on CBS

4:30pm: NFC: (7)(Green Bay Packers) at (2)(Dallas Cowboys) on FOX

8pm: NFC: (6)(Los Angeles Rams) at (3)(Detroit Lions) on NBC

Monday, January 15:

8pm: NFC: (5)(Philadelphia Eagles) at (4)(Tampa Bay Buccaneers) on ABC/ESPN

The top seeded San Francisco 49ers (NFC) and Baltimore Ravens (AFC) have the week off. 

eric

NFL 2023 Week 18 Prequel

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024

THIS. IS. WHEN. THE. BIG. DOGS. COME. OUT.

NFL 2023 Week 18 Prequel

Saturday, January 6, 2023, 4:30pm

Pittsburgh Steelers (-4) at Baltimore Ravens — The Ravens have locked up home field throughout the playoffs and will be resting their starters. The Steelers will be fighting for survival, needing to win and get help to make the playoffs. Yet even against backups, the spread is too high for a road team struggling. Steelers win but fail to cover

8pm

Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts (-1) — The winner of this battle of 8-7 teams is in the playoffs and the loser is out. CJ Stroud will be starting for the Texans, but Jonathan Taylor has been running well for the Colts. This is one where the home field should be the decider. Colts cover

Sunday, January 7, 1pm

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-5 1/2) at Carolina Panthers — If the 8-8 Buccaneers win, they win the NFC South. If they lose, they are out of the playoffs. The Panthers are the worst team in football, but they have not been getting blown out. They compete hard. The spread is too high for an inconsistent road team against a team with a defense that fights hard. Buccaneers win but fail to cover 

Cleveland Browns at Cincinnati Bengals (-5) — This was supposed to be a brawl, but instead it’s a meaningless game. The Browns are locked into the five seed and will rest some starters. The Bengals after consecutive trips to the AFC Title Game are out of the playoffs altogether. Jake Browning is not Joe Burrow, but he has played well in stretches. Go with the home crowd and starters against backups. Bengals cover

Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions (-4) — The Lions are enraged after having a win at Dallas stolen from them by miserable officiating. The Vikings are technically alive for the playoffs at 7-9 but need a ton of help. The Vikings looked lifeless last week at home against Green Bay. The Lions can still with some help move up from the three seed to the two seed. God with the angry team at home. Lions cover

New York Jets at New England Patriots (-2) — Both teams are out of the playoffs. This could be Bill Belichick’s final game in New England after 24 years, so expect the Patriots to rally around their embattled leader. Both teams have good defenses and bad quarterback play. Go with the emotional home crowd to send the Evil Hoodie out on top of the team he hates the most. Patriots cover

Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints (-3 1/2) — Whoever wins this battle between the 7-9 Falcons and 8-8 Saints has a shot at the playoffs if other results break right. The loser us automatically eliminated from playoff contention. If Tampa Bay loses, the winner of this game wins the NFC South division and would be the four seed hosting a playoff game. The Saints can make the playoffs as a seven seed Wildcard but the Falcons cannot. The Saints went into Tampa Bay last week and humiliated them. The Saints have the better quarterback in Derek Carr, the better running back in Alvin Kamara, the better defense, and the home field. The Falcons looked pathetic in a loss at Chicago. Saints cover

Jacksonville Jaguars (-3 1/2) at Tennessee Titans — The 9-7 Jaguars snapped a four game losing streak last week. The stakes are simple. If the Jaguars win, they win the AFC South and are the four seed hosting a Wildcard playoff game. If they lose, they are out. The Titans are done for the year but their defense fights hard. The Titans are injury-riddled, especially at quarterback. The spread is too high to trust a Jaguars team spiraling downward. Jaguars win but fail to cover

4pm

Seattle Seahawks (-3) at Arizona Cardinals — For the second straight year, the 8-8 Seahawks make the playoffs if they win and Green Bay loses. The Cardinals are done for the year but have been vastly improved since Kyler Murray returned. The Cardinals shocked Philadelphia last week. The Seahawks failed to handle business last week at home against an average Pittsburgh team. The Cardinals could very well with this game, but go with the desperate team with everything to play for. Seahawks cover

Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers (-3) — For the second straight year, the 8-8 Packers need only to win their regular season finale at home to make the playoffs. Last year they failed in spectacular fashion. Yet that loss in hindsight was to a vastly improved Detroit team. The Bears are done for the year and very uninspiring outside of quarterback Justin Fields. Jordan Love is improving. At home with everything to play for, trust the Packers to get it done. Packers cover

Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers (-1 1/2) — The Chiefs won the AFC West for the eighth straight year and are locked into the three seed. The Chargers are done for the year. This game will test whether the Chargers starters can beat the Chiefs backups. If not, their next step is a coed touch football game in the park. Chargers cover

Denver Broncos at Las Vegas Raiders (-2 1/2) — The 8-8 Broncos and 7-9 Raiders are both done for the year. The Raiders lost a heartbreaker at Indianapolis last week to kill their season. The Raiders won by one point at Denver in the season opener, but both teams are significantly better than they were earlier in the year. Russell Wilson is benched for good, so Jarrett Stidham will start again against the team he started for as a replacement last year. The Broncos have a good defense and the Raiders defense is vastly improved. The Raiders pound the rock now. That should be the difference despite a lack of home field advantage. Most importantly, the players desperately want interim coach Antonio Pierce to get the job permanently. The players will fight hard for him. Raiders cover

Philadelphia Eagles (-5 1/2) at New York Giants — The Eagles started 10-1 but have been reeling since. They have gone 1-4 down the stretch, with the only win against the Giants two weeks ago in Philadelphia. In that game the Eagles barely survived on the final play. The 11-5 Eagles with a win and a Dallas loss will win the NFC East and be the two seed. Otherwise they fall to the five seed. The Giants are done for the year but their defense has fought hard. Tyrod Taylor can play. Although the Eagles have everything to play for, they have not been good enough in recent weeks to trust, especially on the road. Upset special, Giants win outright

Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers (-4 1/2) — The Rams after a 3-6 start have gone 6-1 since to clinch a playoff spot. The Rams have struggled in recent years against the 49ers, but this time the 49ers will be playing backups. The 49ers have clinched home field throughout the playoffs and will probably rest dome starters. The Rams can still drop from the six seed to the seven seed, but that might not be much of an incentive for the Rams to play their starters for long if at all. In a battle of backups, go with the 49ers. 49ers cover

Dallas Cowboys (-13 1/2) at Washington Commanders — This could be Riverboat Ron Rivera’s final game in DC. Rumors have him being fired after the regular season. The Commanders are done for the year. The 11-5 Cowboys with a win will win the NFC East and the two seed. If they lose and Philadelphia wins, the Cowboys drop to the five seed and would start the playoffs on the road rather than at home. The Cowboys have everything to play for and the Commanders have nothing to play for. Yet the spread is way too high for a road team that has struggled on the road all year. The players may rally around Rivera. Their quarterback and defense are unspectacular but not horrendous either. A garbage touchdown is certainly possible. Cowboys win but fail to cover

8pm

Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins — The 10-6 Bills take on the 11-5 Dolphins in a critical AFC East showdown. The winner of this game wins the AFC East. The Bills are a surprising 3 point road favorite. Yes, the Bills have won 4 straight. Yes, the Dolphins got carpet bombed 56-19 at Baltimore. Yes, the Bills crushed the Dolphins 48-20 in Buffalo. The spread still seems ridiculous. The Dolphins have a ton of speed. As long as Tua Tagovailoa and Tyreek Hillare playing, the Dolphins should be favored. If the Dolphins lose, they are still the six seed Wildcard. If the Bills lose, they are most likely out altogether. The hot streak favors the Bills, Josh Allen is playing well, and Buffalo has a defense. Yet this is one where the home field mattes tremendously. In the relatively warm Miami sun rather than the Buffalo snow, go with the speed on offense. Upset special, Dolphins win outright   

NFL 2023 Black Monday Coach Firings Predictions

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024

NFL 2023 Black Monday Coach Firings Predictions

Happy New Year. You’re history. Happy Hanukkah. Clean out your desk. Merry Christmas. You’re fired. The NFL coaching carousel is about to spin like a dreidel. The NFL is a cold place in losing environments. The annual ritual of firing coaches on Black Monday is a long-established NFL tradition. As retired coach Jerry Glanville used to say, the NFL stands for “Not For Long.”

Thankfully, Black Monday now comes past the holiday season, allowing coaches to enjoy time with their families. The pink-slips come afterward.

This season’s NFL 2023 Black Monday Coach Firing Carousel

The 2023 regular season coaching carousel saw three coaches fired during the season. The Carolina Panthers fired Frank Reich midway through his first season with the team 1-10. Chris Tabor is the interim coach. The Los Angeles Chargers fired Brandon Staley after less than three years. He was dismissed with the team 5-10. Giff Smith is the interim coach. The Chargers also fired General Manager Tom Telesco. The Raiders fired Coach Josh McDaniels and General Manager Dave Ziegler at the midpoint of their second season with the team 3-5. Antonio Pierce is the interim coach. 

More changes will come Black Monday. 

A time to fire: Rules of the Black Monday coach firing ritual

Owners can fire any employee they want whenever they want, but that does not mean they should. There are certain unwritten rules that owners should consider before firing (or not) NFL coaches on Black Monday.

  • Never fire a coach after a winning season. No matter how badly the team underachieves, some teams would kill to go 9-8.
  • Do not fire a coach unless it is absolutely definite that a better replacement option exists.
  • Do not fire a coach after one season unless there is zero hope for improvement. Bill Parcells won only three games in his first season as an NFL head coach. Jimmy Johnson won one game. Tom Landry won zero games and tied one.
  • Do not fire a coach after two losing seasons if they had four or five winning seasons prior. Allow two or even three bad seasons if the coach has the ability to turn things around.
  • If a coach has won a Super Bowl for you, leave him alone for a few years.
  • If he has won two Super Bowls for you in non-consecutive years, give him a lifetime contract.
  • Lastly, if it is a close call, give the coach one more year.

With that, here are the NFL 2023 Black Monday Coach Firing predictions.

Black Monday firings that are necessary:

Los Angeles Chargers: 

What should happen:

Giff Smith is just a placeholder. The Chargers have a stud quarterback in Justin Herbert. Ownership is notoriously cheap, but the team needs a quarterback whisperer who will unleash Herbert and build around him. 

What will happen:

Smith is gone through no fault of his own. 

Carolina Panthers: 

What should happen: Chris Tabor is also just a placeholder. The Panthers need to develop rookie quarterback Bryce Young. This team also needs a quarterback whisperer, but they have an often side guru already in the building who too many teams need to stop overlooking. Jim Caldwell deserves the job.

What will happen: Tabor is gone, also through no fault of his own. The question is if owner David Tepper will be bright enough to hire Caldwell. 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

What should happen:

Todd Bowles is a very good defensive coordinator. He is not a good head coach. He had a losing record in four years with the Jets. He took a playoff team under Bruce Arians and saw the offense regress badly even with Tom Brady. It took a couple of Brady miracles to will this team to an 8-9 record, the worst in Brady’s 23 seasons. Brady remarkably had not regressed. The problem is Bowles does not know offense. Now in 2023, he has an 8-8 team that could again win the horrendous NFC South. Also, firing him would be a powder keg given the NFL’s struggle to hire minority coaches. If Bowles makes the playoffs, he is safe. If he loses to 2-14 Carolina and missed the playoffs, his seat should be white hot. Bowles is an admirable man. He has refused to make his race an issue. The problem is that he was selected for the job by Arians because of his race. Arians was determined to hire a minority head coach. The goal is admirable but Bowles is not the best minority candidate. 

What will happen:

Bowles stays if the Buccaneers should eke into the playoffs. This will earn Bowles one more year. He may be gone next year unless he can finally make a deep playoff run with a talented roster. If the Buccaneers miss the playoffs, Bowles should and could be gone. 

New Orleans Saints:

What should happen:

Dennis Allen is a terrific defensive coordinator who is not a head coach. He had a terrible record coaching the Raiders, although to be fair that roster was being deconstructed and reconstructed. Yet Jack Del Rio came in the next year and turned things around. Allen brought in Derek Carr and was supposed to win the NFC South easily. Instead the Saints are on the brink of playoff elimination at 8-8. If the Saints make the playoffs, that could save Allen. Right now they are on the outside looking in.

What will happen:

Allen was given a reprieve last year due to plenty of injuries. This year Allen is out of excuses. He is good guy and a great defensive coordinator. He is not a head coach. There are too many attractive options available for the Saints to settle. Allen is fired, but should be given the option to stay on as defensive coordinator. 

Deserve to stay but will be fired: 

New England Patriots: Bill Belichick

After 24 years and 6 Super Bowls, The Evil Hoodie might be fired by Robert Kraft. Yes, the Patriots are bad, but the idea that the Patriots dynasty was all Tom Brady is contradicted by important evidence. Belichick won two Super Bowls as the defensive coordinator of the Giants before Brady ever stepped on an NFL field. Belichick devised the defensive game plan for two of the greatest upsets in Super bowl history, the 1990 Giants defeating the Bills and the 2001 Patriots defeating the Rams were because his defenses stopped previously unstoppable offenses. In the 2008 season when Brady was out injured, Belichick took a team led by Matt Cassel to an 11-5 record. This Patriots team has a good defense and terrible quarterback play. Maybe Belichick should bring back Josh McDaniels as offensive coordinator. Belichick deserves a lifetime contract and the right to retire on his own terms. If Belichick really wants to torture Kraft, he could take a year off and then finally become the coach of the Jets. That would turn the NFL on its head and make the Bill Parcells feud with Kraft seem like child’s play. Kraft may have had enough of Belichick’s ego, but Belichick deserves the chance to try and turn things around. Kraft will likely try to create as amicable a parting as possible, a move he will regret. Belichick is going. It will be a mistake. 

Washington Commanders: Ron Rivera

This should not be a close call at all. Rivera is a very good coach and a fine leader of men. He is well respected in the community. He represents everything that is right about football. He even led the team last year while battling cancer. He does have to figure out the quarterback situation. Owner Dan Snyder finally sold the team, and a new owner might want a new coach. Rivera is the only thing respectable about management in DC. If he gets thrown under the bus, he will have other teams immediately trying to snap him up. He deserves on more year but will not get it.  

Deserve to be fired but will stay:

Chicago Bears: Matt Eberflus

A few weeks ago Eburflus was uber-flustered and a dead coach walking. After starting 0-4 and 3-8, the Bears have gone 4-1 down the stretch to get to a respectable 7-9. During that span the Bears beat a very good Detroit team and whipped Atlanta by 20 points. If the Bears go into Green Bay and knock the Packers out of the playoffs, Eberlfus is safe. If they lose without getting blown out, he may still get one more year. The Bears have the top pick in the 2024 NFL Draft. No evidence exists that Eberflus can coach, but the strong finish should give him breathing room until next year. 

Deserve to stay and will stay:

Las Vegas Raiders: Antonio Pierce:

What should happen:

Josh McDaniels was an unmitigated disaster. Antonio Pierce has changed the culture of the Raiders. The defense was a mess. Now with Patrick Graham as defensive coordinator, th defense is vastly improved. The secondary is even improved. McDaniels refused to run the ball in obvious running situations, such as in the fourth quarter with a lead. He preferred finesse to smash mouth and failed. Pierce pounds the rock. The Raiders scored a franchise record 63 points in one game. They lost a heart-breaker 3-0 but went into Kansas City and belted them 20-14. Pierce absolutely deserves to have the interim tag removed and become the permanent head coach. 

What will happen:

Mark Davis has to know that the players and the fans love Pierce. He has to know that getting rid of Rich Bisaccia was a mistake. If Jim Harbaugh or Jon Gruden are available, Davis has to grab them. Yet barring those extreme situations, Pierce will rightly be given the full chance Bisaccia never got. Pierce stays.

Tennessee Titans: Mike Vrabel: 

What should happen: Despite consecutive losing seasons, Vrabel should not be in any serious danger. The Titans have been devastated by injuries the last couple of years. Two years ago they were the top seed in the AFC. Last year they started 7-3 before the roof caved in. As tough as this year was, he should be given the chance to turn things around. 

What will happen: Vrabel may be eyeing the New England job if it becomes available. Barring a surprising turn of events, Vrabel is going to stay. He is in a small market with a patient ownership group that allowed Jeff Fisher to stay for 16 years. 

Green Bay Packers: Matt LaFleur

What should happen: As of now LaFleur seems safe as can be, but for the second year in a row the Packers have a do-or-die game at home. Last year in shocking fashion they were knocked out of the playoff race. For the second straight year they face a supposedly inferior team. If LaFleur misses the playoffs again under the same circumstances, he may face some chatter about next year. As long as Jordan Love continues to develop, LaFleur is safe. 

What will happen: Jordan Love has not been spectacular, but he has been good enough. The Packers tend to be a patient organization. As long as Love does not regress, LaFleur is safe. 

New York Jets: Robert Saleh: 

What should happen: Can someone get this man a quarterback? He has a great defense and a horrendous quarterback. Aaron Rodgers lasted four snaps. Not four games…four snaps. Saleh deserves to be given the chance to see what he can do with a healthy Rodgers. 

What will happen: This one is anti-climactic because owner Woody Johnson has already told Saleh that he is coming back next year. Yet if the team does not make the playoffs with a healthy Rodgers under center, then Saleh deserves to be put int he category of great defensive coordinators not able to succeed at the head coaching level. Next year is Saleh’s last chance. 

Lifetime contract to silence the critics:

Pittsburgh Steelers: Mike Tomlin

Tomlin is not on any list of coaches being fired. However, in the past, he has been. That speculation needs to end permanently. In 17 years, Tomlin never had a losing season. Yet with Ben Roethlisberger retired and Kenny Pickett a rookie, the 2022 Steelers started 2-6 and 3-7. Again, Tomlin turned them around. He wins with hard-nosed running and defense. The Rooney family should let him stay as long as he wants. At this point, they probably will. They are smart, patient owners, and their loyalty has been rewarded. Tomlin is as good as they get on and off the field. He is another guy who represents the best of football. 

New England Patriots: Bill Belichick

For all the reasons listed above, firing Belichick would be one of the truly idiotic moves in all of sports. 

Seattle Seahawks: Pete Carroll

The oldest coach in the NFL runs around like he is the youngest. He is a positive upbeat cheerleader and the players respond well. He gets more out of less, as his revitalizing Geno Smith has proven. His 8-8 Seahawks may or may not make the playoffs this year, but Carroll has a great working relationship with General Manager John Schneider. He wants to stay and should be allowed to leave on his terms when he is ready to retire.

eric

NFL 2023-2024 NFC Playoff Permutations and Combinations

Monday, January 1st, 2024

NFL 2023-2024 NFC Playoff Permutations and Combinations

LOS ANGELES, January 4, 2023 — The first 17 weeks of the 2023 NFL regular season are in the history books. Week 18 is here. 

This week football jargon not used for 51 weeks is said over and over. We learn who controls their own destiny and who needs help making the playoffs. Some years it seems almost everybody has a shot at the playoffs. This year the AFC playoff picture has several possibilities. Only one playoff spot remains for three teams. Everything else is a fight for seeding among teams that have already clinched playoff berths.

This brings my assessment of the 2023-2024 NFC playoff permutations and combinations.

Only the top seed with home-field advantage throughout the playoffs gets the first-round bye.

The AFC Playoff picture is far more straightforward. 

All eight NFC Week 18 games have playoff implications. Only two of the four NFC Divisions have been clinched.

Now for the NFC Playoff picture. 

1.) San Francisco 49ers (12-4): The 49ers have clinched the NFC West. They also locked up the top seed in the NFC, home field advantage throughout the playoffs, and a first round bye. 

2.) Dallas Cowboys (11-5): The Cowboys are tied atop the NFC East and they hold the tie-breaker. They are currently the two seed. If they win next week or Philadelphia loses, the Cowboys clinch the NFC East and remain the two seed. They would host a Wildcard game. If the Cowboys lose and Philadelphia wins, the Cowboys move all the way down to the  five seed Wildcard. The Cowboys would play a road Wildcard playoff game. 

3.) Detroit Lions (11-5): The Lions have clinched the NFC North. Right now they are the three seed. They can finish no lower than the three seed. If they win next against Minnesota and Dallas and Philadelphia both lose, the Lions can move up to the two seed but no higher. The Lions will be hosting a game on Wildcard Weekend. 

4.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-8): The Buccaneers are tied atop the NFC South and they hold the tie-breaker, but they have not have clinched anything. They control their own destiny. Their situation is do-or-die. If the Buccaneers win their Week 18 finale at Carolina, the Buccaneers win the NFC South and are locked into the four seed. They would host a Wildcard playoff game. If the Buccaneers lose, they are out. 

5.) Philadelphia Eagles (11-5): The Eagles are tied atop the NFC East but they do not hold the tie-breaker. They are currently the five seed Wildcard. If they lose next week or Dallas wins, the Eagles remain the five seed. They would play a road Wildcard game. If the Eagles win and Dallas loses, the Eagles clinch the NFC East. The Eagles move all the way up to the two seed. The Eagles would host a Wildcard Weekend playoff game. 

6.) Los Angeles Rams (9-7): The Rams have clinched a Wildcard and cannot finish higher than the six seed. If they lose and Green Bay wins, the Rams fall to the seven seed. They might rest their starters in the regular season finale.  

7:) Green Bay Packers (8-8): The Packers are currently the seven seed. They have not clinched anything. They can only make the playoffs as a Wildcard. Yet they control their own destiny. If they win next week, they clinch the seven seed. If the Packers win and the Rams lose, the Packers move up to the six seed. They can be no higher. Any Wildcard game they play would be on the road. If the Packers lose, they are out.

On the outside looking in:

8:) Seattle Seahawks (8-8): The Seahawks are on the outside looking in. They can only make the playoffs as a Wildcard. Their only hope is to win next week and have Green Bay lose. If that happens, the Seahawks clinch the seven seed. They can be no higher. Any Wildcard game they play would be on the road. If they lose or the Packers win, the Seahawks are out.

9.) New Orleans Saints (8-8): The Saints are on the outside looking in. They are tied for the NFC South lead but do not hold the tie-breaker. If the Saints win their finale against Atlanta and Tampa Bay loses, The Saints would win the NFC West outright. They would be the four seed and host a Wildcard playoff game. If the Saints win but Tampa also wins, the Saints would lose the division tie-breaker but could still make the playoffs if Seattle and Green Bay both lose. In that situation the saints would be the seven seed Wildcard with all their playoff games on the road. If the Saints win, Tampa wins, and either Green Bay or Seattle win, the Saints are out. If the Saints lose, they are out. 

10.)  Atlanta Falcons (7-9): The Falcons are on the outside looking in. They only have one path to the playoffs. If they win their finale against New Orleans and Tampa loses, all three teams would be 8-9. The Falcons would win the tie-breaker and win the NFC South. They would be the four seed and host a Wildcard playoff game. The Falcons cannot make the playoffs as a Wildcard. If the Falcons lose, they are out. 

11.) Minnesota Vikings (7-9): The Vikings are on the outside looking in. They have the longest odds. If they win and Green Bay, New Orleans and Seattle all lose, the Vikings get the seven seed and a road Wildcard game. Otherwise, the Vikings are out.

Here are all eight NFC games with playoff implications:

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-8) at Carolina Panthers (2-14)

Dallas Cowboys (11-5) at Washington Commanders (4-12)

Seattle Seahawks (8-8) at Arizona Cardinals (4-12) 

Los Angeles Rams (9-7) at San Francisco 49ers (12-4) 

Philadelphia Eagles (11-5) at New York Giants (5-11) 

Minnesota Vikings (7-9) at Detroit Lions (11-5) 

Atlanta Falcons (7-9) at New Orleans Saints (8-8)

Chicago Bears (7-9) at Green Bay Packers (8-8)

Predictions:

1.) 49ers 12-5 (The 49ers may rest their starters)

2.) Cowboys 12-5

3.) Lions 12-5

4.) Buccaneers 9-8 

5.) Eagles 11-6

6.) Rams 10-7 (assuming the 49ers rest their starters) 

7.) Packers 9-8 

Out: Saints 9-8, Seahawks 8-9, Falcons 7-10

Wildcard Round: 

7.) Packers at 2.) Cowboys

6.) Rams at 3.) Lions

5.) Eagles at 4.) Buccaneers

Divisional Round:

4.) Buccaneers at 1.) 49ers

3.) Lions at 2.) Cowboys

NFC Title Game: 2.) Cowboys at 1.) 49ers

The 49ers have the most complete team in the NFC because of their nasty defense. The Cowboys have an explosive offense but at San Francisco, the 49ers defense will be the difference. They blasted the Cowboys once and will again.

Because of that defense the 49ers will host the George Halas NFC Championship Trophy and reach the Super Bowl. Bringing home the Vince Lombardi Trophy will be very tough. The Baltimore Ravens beat them easily. A rematch would be tougher, but Baltimore would be favored to win it all. 

eric

NFL 2023-2024 AFC Playoff Permutations and Combinations

Monday, January 1st, 2024

NFL 2023-2024 AFC Playoff Permutations and Combinations

LOS ANGELES, January 2, 2024 — The first 17 weeks of the 2023 NFL regular season are in the history books. Week 18 is here. 

This week football jargon not used for 51 weeks is said over and over. We learn who controls their own destiny and who needs help making the playoffs. Some years it seems almost everybody has a shot at the playoffs. This year the AFC playoff picture has plenty of possibilities. 

That’s our assessment of the 2023-2024 AFC playoff permutations and combinations.

Only the top seed with home-field advantage throughout the playoffs gets the first-round bye.

The NFC playoff picture has several possibilities. The AFC Playoff picture thankfully is not the total mess it was last year due to reasons far bigger than football. Buffalo Bills defender Damar Hamlin had a heart attack one year ago today when the Bills played the Cincinnati Bengals. He was in a hospital fighting for his life. We all prayed for Mr. Hamlin to get better. quickly. Thankfully, he did. His first written question to doctors was “Did we win the game?” Unaware the game was canceled, the doctor smartly and beautifully replied, “You won the game of life.”vMr. Hamlin had a GoFundMe page set up to raise funds to buy toys for underprivileged children. His goal was to raise $2,500. In the 3 days after his life-threatening injury, over $7 million was raised. 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/mxksc-the-chasing-ms-foundation-community-toy-drive

This staggering show of love was also in addition to a very classy display by the home fans in Cincinnati. Bengals fans joined with Bills fans outside the hospital to pray for him.

While nothing is more important than life and death, this is a column about football. While Mr. Hamlin miraculously made it back to the football field this season, he has played very little football. So this year let us be thankful that the playoffs are normal, and only about football. With all respect to Mr. Hamlin, this is a football column. The rest of this column will be devoted to the football games themselves. 


Only four of the eight AFC Week 18 games have playoff implications. Only two of the four AFC Divisions have been clinched.

Now for the AFC Playoff picture.  

1.) Baltimore Ravens (13-3): The Ravens have clinched the AFC North. They have also locked up the top seed with home field advantage throughout the playoffs and the first round bye.

2.) Miami Dolphins: 11-5): The Dolphins lead the AFC East by one game but have not clinched their division. They have clinched a playoff spot. The Dolphins have a Week 18 division showdown with Buffalo. If the Dolphins win, they clinch the AFC East and are the two seed hosting a Wildcard game. If they lose, they fall to the six seed and would be on road during Wildcard weekend.  

3.) Kansas City Chiefs (10-6): The Chiefs clinched the AFC West for the eighth straight season and are locked into the three seed. They will host a Wildcard playoff game. 

4.) Jacksonville Jaguars (9-7): The Jaguars are in a three way tie atop the AFC South but have not clinched anything. They control their own destiny. If they beat Tennessee in the regular season finale, they win their division. They would be the four seed and host a Wildcard Weekend playoff game. If they lose to Tennessee, they lose the division. With a loss they could still make the playoffs as the seven seed Wildcard but would some help. Denver and Pittsburgh would both have to lose. If the Jaguars lose and either one of those two teams wins, the Jaguars are out.

5.) Cleveland Browns (11-5): The Browns are locked into the five seed Wildcard and will play a road playoff game on Wildcard weekend.  

6.) Buffalo Bills (10-6): The Bills are one game back in the AFC East. They have officially clinched nothing, but they are “all but in.” Right now they are the six seed and would play a road game on Wildcard weekend. They have a Week 18 AFC East showdown at Miami. If the Bills win, they are AFC East Champions and vault up to the two seed. They would host a game on Wildcard weekend. If they lose, they would fall from the six seed to the seven seed. The only way they would miss the playoffs is if they lose, Pittsburgh and Jacksonville both win, and Houston and Indianapolis play to a tie. Barring that incredibly unlikely last scenario, the Bills are in. 

7.) Indianapolis Colts (9-7): The Colts have not clinched anything but they control their own destiny. They have a do-or-die Week 18 showdown against Houston. If the Colts win, they clinch the seven seed Wildcard and play a road playoff game on Wildcard Weekend. If they win and Jacksonville loses, the Colts win the AFC South and move up to the four seed. They would host a game on Wildcard weekend. If the Colts lose, they are out.

Outside looking in: 

8.) Houston Texans (9-7): The Texans have not clinched anything but they control their own destiny. IThey have a do-or-die week 18 showdown against Indianapolis. If the Texans win, they clinch the seven seed Wildcard and play a road playoff game on Wildcard Weekend. If they win and Jacksonville loses, the Texans win the AFC South and move up to the four seed. They would host a game on Wildcard weekend. If the Texans lose, they are out.

9.) Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7): The Steelers have the longest shot. They can make the playoffs as the seven seed Wildcard if they win their regular season finale and either Buffalo or Jacksonville loses. If the Steelers win but Buffalo and Jacksonville both win, the Steelers would need the Houston-Indianapolis game to end in a tie. If Buffalo and Jacksonville both win and the Houston-Indianapolis game is not a tie, the Steelers are out. If the Steelers lose, they are out.

Here are the AFC games with playoff implications:

Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7) at Baltimore Ravens (13-3)

Houston Texans (9-7) at Indianapolis Colts (9-7) 

Jacksonville Jaguars (9-7) at Tennessee Titans (5-11)

Buffalo Bills (9-7) at Miami Dolphins (10-6)

Predictions:

1.) Ravens 13-4

2.) Dolphins 12-5

3.) Chiefs 11-6

4.) Jaguars 10-7

5.) Browns 11-6

6.) Bills 10-7

7.) Colts 10-7

Out — Pittsburgh 9-8, Houston 9-8

Wildcard Round:

7.) Colts at 2.) Dolphins

6.) Bills at 3.) Chiefs

5.) Browns at 4.) Jaguars

Divisional Round:

6.) Bills at 1.) Ravens

5.) Browns at 2.) Dolphins 

AFC Title Game: 2.) Dolphins vs 1.) Ravens

The Baltimore Ravens are a wrecking machine. They will hold the Lamar Hunt Trophy as the AFC Champion. Then they will hoist the Vince Lombardi Trophy as Super Bowl LVIII Champions.

We…can…do…this…2024

Monday, January 1st, 2024

2024…We…can…do…this

What the heck is that beeping sound?

(Knocks the phone off the hook, keeps banging the snooze alarm)

A voice tells me it’s my pager. My pager is black, so finding it in the dark is the needle in the haystack equivalent. A lucky smack knocks it against the wall, where it may or may not have shattered. The beeping continues. Why does anyone need a pager anymore anyway?

Who the heck is texting me at this ungodly hour of…(either 7 a.m., 1 p.m., or 1 a.m. …it looks blurry)?

Oh, no. It is 5 a.m., and my first radio interview of the New Year is with the morning man of an East Coast station. Time to pretend to sound coherent and go back to sleep. Oh no, wait, that radio interview was several years ago.

Great, happy wishes for the new year. Thanks. Whoever you are, it is too early to talk to you.

One year the person on the telephone insisted it was 1 p.m. After explaining to them that they were on the East Coast, and that 1 p.m. EST is 10 a.m. in Los Angeles, they grew impatient. They knew how to tell time, and that it was 4 p.m. EST, hence 1 p.m. my time.

Sure, getting up and writing my column is an option. It’s a new year, and starting the year off with a flurry of brilliance might be helpful. Forget it. This column is recycled from years ago. It’s also hours late. That is what happens when people get no sleep because of stressful December football games followed by New Year’s Eve revelry.

Election 2024? The first person to talk politics gets blistered in my column … tomorrow.

Bowl games? There is DVR. Besides, does anybody care who wins the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl, the Lack of Insight.com Bowl, the Fishbowl, the RU486 Morning After Bowl, The California Metrosexual Pride Bowl, or any other game that may or may not be made up?

Speaking of the morning after, does anybody remember the David Byrne Talking Heads song from the movie “Less than Zero? (which the temperature feels like right now in some parts of the country. No wonder I live in this insane city of LA)” The song is called “Once In A Lifetime.”

“This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. What have I done? How did I get here?”

It then occurs to me that the beeping sounds are the voices in my head telling me I am too old, even at 51, to stay out this late. Even without alcohol, exhaustion has set in.

Get out of bed? Work calls in (whenever) hours. Better rest up before my tyrant of a boss complains. Such is the life of the self-employed.

Get up now? Somehow stagger to the shower, get dressed, make it out of my condo to go … where?

The stores are closed. Maybe they are open. Too tired to find out.

My birthday is in just over a week. Time to pace myself.

Work on my website? All that takes is staggering to my couch. Oh, no. My IT guy has not finished it yet. Oh, wait, he did years ago. I clicked on the wrong site.

Go on Jdate and search for women? Not a bad idea, except it is too tiring to check their Adams Apples. This is not the year for a boyfriend, and am not sure that my eyes can tell the difference right now. Besides, Jdate is so 2014. Now it is Tinder, JSwipe and JCrush. Oh, wait. I’m married. No more Internet dating.

Shop on eBay? No. bad idea. Buying stuff when not at full capacity is problematic. Who needs another mountain goat? Dang creature gets his horns in my hide. Not a comfy way to wake up. Calm down boy, you’ll get some straw to graze on upon my waking up.

Work on my record album? Although again, world, just because my hair is long, that does not mean my band exists. The best instrument is the triangle, because that tells me lunch is ready. Oh wait, my hair is not even that long anymore. I could work on that, although I didn’t do much. I sat. It grew.

Ahh, yes, lunch. Get up and eat something. My microwave is slow, and a five minute microwave dinner takes almost 15 minutes. Read the paper? It is cold outside my building where the stand is, and it only takes coins. Reading the paper online is tiring, and my printer is not working. At least the lifestyle section makes a great placemat for eating. Oh, wait. That stand does not exist anymore. Reading the paper online it is.

Staying in bed for only a couple more hours until (whatever the big and little hands say) would allow me to stay up all night and be totally exhausted for work tomorrow. Again, my boss is a tyrant.

Running errands … not gonna happen.

Every morning, a four word prayer starts my day. My elbows are used to try and leverage them against my bed to prop me up. Placing my alarm clock on the other side of the room failed, since ripping the cord out of the wall solved that problem.

As for the Jewish brunette who stole the covers, her voice was not a problem last night, although if she opens her trap today she will receive a more caustic reception than usual.

Oh wait, she already left. Here is a note. “Tried to wake you, but that was a losing battle. By the way, you have nothing but soda in your fridge. Talk to you soon.” oh, wait, I think that happened over a decade ago. My wife stocked the fridge. 

There are also potato chips in my fridge as well. Why they are there remains a mystery, but it saves having to remember which cabinet they are in. One-stop shopping  is the way to go.

Besides, combing my hair for her was enough. Not doing it this morning, proud “retrosexual” that is me.

At least having the decency to say some morning prayers would be appropriate.

“Hey God…those people I pray for every night…yeah those people, the same ones…look after them again.”

Back to sleep, despite every attempt to wake up. The home phone is turned off, the cell is off as well, and the pager is still shattered, in addition to being disconnected years ago.

There may have been a car crash outside my building followed by 911 calls and sirens, but telling everybody to “keep it down,” solved that problem. A brief nightmare of me being late for work was averted when I realized my location to me was known if necessary.

Four televisions in the living room, and none in the bedroom. Who thought that up? Oh yeah, a television in the bedroom would promote laziness. Besides, trying to figure out which remote to use would cause me to break them all as if they were my pager.

Ok, here it is. Come on, elbows, do your stuff. Rise, young lad, rise! Awaken thy exhausted tired eyes!

Why is God shouting? Oh wait, that is my over-dramatization of God.

Time to set the alarm now to avoid missing work tomorrow. Where was it thrown? Threw it? Oh, screw it.

Ok, time for my four word prayer. It has gotten me this incredibly terribly far. Time to contemplate getting out of bed.

“We…can…do…this.”

Happy 2024 all. Except for the person who woke me up earlier. Whoever you are, I still can’t stand you, even though you are doing me a favor.

Ten hours and 16 bowl games later, there is only one thing left to do.

Time for a nap. Happy 2024.

Zzzzz.

eric

NFL 2023 Week 17 Recap

Sunday, December 31st, 2023

NFL 2023 Week 17 Recap

New York Jets at Cleveland Browns was the Thursday night game. The 10-5 Browns looked to take down the lowly Jets. The Browns began facing 3rd and 15 at their own 20. Joe Flacco went to David Njoku for 36. Ford ran for 10. Flacco went back to Njoku for 28. Flacco went to Ford for a 7 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Browns. After a touchback, Trevor Siemian went to Wilson for 22. Breece Hall ran for 26. On 3rd and 5 from the Cleveland 21, Siemian went to Hall for the touchdown and a 7-7 game. After a touchback, Ford ran for 16 and 11. On 3rd and 12 from midfield, Flacco went to Njoku for 43. Kareem Hunt ran for a 7 yard touchdown to make it 13-7 Browns. Riley Patterson missed the extra point. The Jets fumbled the ensuing kickoff but the Browns after recovering water the chance. On 4th and 4 from the Jets 6, Kevin Stefanski inexplicably went for it rather than take the easy field goal. Flacco threw incomplete. It didn’t matter/ Siemian was soon intercepted by Hickman, who returned the pick 30 yards for a defensive touchdown to make it 20-7 Browns. In the second quarter the Browns faced 3rd and 3 at their own 28. Flacco went to Moore for 24 and Akins for 28. On 3rd and 1 from the Jets 11, Flacco gained 3. On 3rd and goal at the 8, Flacco went to Moore for the touchdown to make it 27-7 Browns.

With 2 minutes left in the half, Flacco was intercepted by Johnson, who returned the pick 37 yards as 4th teams now had a defensive touchdown. The Jets were within 27-14, but not for long. After a touchback, Flacco went to Moore for 22 and to Ford for a 50 yard touchdown to make it 34-14 Browns with 1:25 left in the half. The Jets managed a field goal before the half but this game was not a contest. Zuerlein’s third quarter field goal try was blocked. Zuerlein hit from 44 to get the Jets within 34-20 with 9 minutes remaining in regulation. The Jets got it back with 5 1/2 minutes left but turned it over on downs in their own territory. Riley Patterson hit a 33 yard field goal with 3 minutes left to officially put the game on ice. The 11-5 Browns are marching toward the playoffs. 37-20 Browns

Detroit Lions at Dallas Cowboys was the Saturday night game. The 11-4 Lions had already clinched their division. They and the 10-5 Dallas Cowboys were now fighting over seeding as both teams had a shot at the top seed, home field advantage throughout the playoffs, and a first round bye. Both teams were unbeaten at home but quite mortal on the road. After an opening touchback, the Lions drove to a 1st and 10 at the Dallas 23. Jared Goff threw a pair of incompletions and a completion for no gain. Mike Badly hit the 41 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Lions. The Cowboys after a touchback moved to a 2nd and 4 at the Detroit 32. Dak Prescott threw incomplete and then was intercepted by Melifonwu, who returned the pick 24 yards to his own 43. The Lions moved to a 2nd and 4 at the Dallas 36. Then a run lost 4 yards and Goff was sacked to push the Lions out of field goal range. Then came a play for the ages. The Cowboys faced 3rd and 13 at their own 8 yard line. Prescott was nearly sacked in the end zone for a safety. He somehow escaped and heaved a desperation ball to a wide open CeeDee Lamb The defender fell down and Lamb coasted his way to a 92 yard touchdown and a 7-3 Cowboys lead. 

The scoreless second quarter saw both teams blow scoring opportunities. From the Dallas 38, Goff was the victim of a diving interception by Lewis. The Cowboys moved to a 1st and goal at the 5. Prescott went to Lamb for 4 but he fumbled the ball through the back of the end zone. Instead of 14-3, it was a touchback. The Lions from their own 20 moved to a 1st and goal at the 2. A run lost 3 yards, Goff threw incomplete, and another run gained only one yard. On 4th and goal at the 4, the decision to kick a field goal was obvious. Yet Dan Campbell decided to go for it. Campbell has been very aggressive on 4th down and gets a lot of things right, but this seemed to cross the line from bold to reckless. Good threw incomplete as the Lions again came away with nothing.

The Lions in the third quarter took over at their own 26. David Montgomery ran for 3, 22, 4 and 4. On 3rd and 2 from the Dallas 41, Gibbs got stopped for no gain. Campbell went for it again. On 4th and 2, Goff hit Sam LaPorta for 4 and again for 7. Gibbs ran for 9. Goff hit Reynolds for 13. Montgomery did the rest, running for 6, 2, and on 3rd and 2 from the Dallas 3, the touchdown. The 13 play, 74 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive had the Lions up 10-7. After a touchback the Cowboys moved to a 2nd and 8 at the Detroit 33. Prescott threw incomplete twice. Aubrey nailed a 51 yard field goal for a 10-10 game as the third quarter was ending. After a touchback, the Lions moved to a 3rd and 3 at the Dallas 7. Goff threw incomplete. Dan Campbell decided to go for it again but this time it was just brinksmanship. The Lions tried to get the Cowboys to jump offside, but the defense didn’t bite. Badly hit from 30 as the Lions led 13-10 with 12 minutes left in the game.

After a touchback, Prescott hit Lamb for 11 and 5. On 3rd and 5 from his own 41, Prescott went to Brandin Cooks for 21. Prescott hit Tolbert for 9. Tony Pollard ran for 10 and 6. Prescott went to Cooks for the 8 yard touchdown. Midway through the fourth quarter, the Cowboys led 17-13. The Lions appeared all but dead when Goff was intercepted in his own territory with only 2:05 to play. Yet the Lions got a break when an offensive tripping penalty pushed the Cowboys back to 1st and 25. The Lions got another break when Mike McCarthy kept passing and an incompletion stopped the clock and saved Detroit a timeout. On 3rd and 14, a completion gained only 8. The Lions took their last timeout with 1:45 left. The incompletion saved the Lions 45 seconds. Aubrey hit the 43 yard field goal and the Cowboys led 20-13, but the Lions were very much alive with a chance to win. Then came the finish that will be debated for months to come if not longer.

After a touchback with 1:41 left, Goff put on a passing clinic. He hit LaPorta for gains of 10 and 25. He hit Amra St. Brown for 14. On 3rd and 10 from the Dallas 26, Goff hit Laporta for 15. Goff went to St. Brown for the 11 yard touchdown. With 23 seconds left, the Lions were an extra point from tying the game and possibly forcing overtime. Instead, Dan Campbell was going for it all with the 2 point conversion. A brilliant play call on a tackle eligible was completed as the Lions celebrated their 21-20 lead. Yet officials through a flag and ruled that the tackle was not eligible because he failed to report. Campbell went ballistic, insisting that the player did report. The 2 points were taken off the board. This will be debated forever, but what happened next should not be. With the ball back at the 7 yard line, now the extra point to tie the game was the only sane move. Perhaps Campbell let his emotions get the better of him, but he went for 2 again. 

This time Goff threw incomplete but the Cowboys jumped offside. Now the ball was on the 3 1/2 yard line. Campbell had a 3rd chance to kick the extra point. Again, he went for it. This time Goff threw a pass in the flat that was low and dropped. Even had it been caught, the receiver would have been tackled well short of the end zone. It was a bitter defeat for the Lions, but both teams are 11-5. The Lions are still guaranteed at least one home playoff game while the Cowboys right now would be going on the road as a wildcard. Both teams still have an outside shot at home at the top seed. They could even meet in the playoffs, and in this case the game would be in Detroit. A rematch would be well worth watching. 20-19 Cowboys

Miami Dolphins at Baltimore Ravens — The 12-3 Ravens with a win would clinch the top seed, home field throughout the playoffs, and a the first round bye. The 11-4 Dolphins with a win and a win next week would rule the AFC. The Ravens went on the road and thrashed top seed san Francisco last week. After a touchback, Tua Tagovailoa went to Achane for 23, to Tyreek Hill for 12, and to Alec Ingold for 18. Achane ran for 13. On 3rd and goal at the 8, Tagovailoa went to Wilson for the touchdown to make it 7-0 Dolphins. The Ravens soon faced 3rd and 16 at their own 19. Lamar Jackson hit Justice Hill for 18. Zee Flowers for 25, Bateman for 14, and Hill again for a 20 yard touchdown to make it 7-7. The Dolphins quickly moved from their own 27 to a 3rd and 6 at the Baltimore 8. Tagovailoa threw incomplete. Jason Sanders hit a 27 yard field goal to make it 10-7 Dolphins. In the second quarter the Ravens took over at their own 11. Gud Edwards ran for 4 and 6. Jackson hit Nelson Agholor for 14. Edwards gained 6 and 12. Jackson went to O’Del Beckham Jr. for 33 down to the one. Edwards got the last yard to make it 14-10 Ravens. The Dolphins moved from their own 31 to a 4th and 5 at the Baltimore 45. Mike McDaniel went for it and Tagovailoa hit Hill for 25. Yet the Dolphins got nothing else. Sanders hit from 38 as the Dolphins were only down 14-13 with 3 minutes left in the half. Then this heavyweight fight changed.

On the first play after a touchback, Jackson went bombs away to Zee Flowers for a 75 yard touchdown to make it 21-13 Ravens. An interception of Tagovailoa gave the Ravens a short field at the Miami 38 with 1:50 left in the half. On 4th and 7, John Harbaugh decided to go for it rather than have Justin Tucker try a very makable 53 yard field goal. Jackson went to Isaiah Likely for the first down and the 35 yard touchdown as the Ravens led 28-13. The Dolphins after a touchback raced to a 4th and 1 at the Baltimore 48 With 15 seconds left. Tagovailoa went to Hill for 7 but offensive pass interference instead meant 4th and 11. The Ravens broke the game open when Justice Hill returned the second half kickoff 78 yards to the Miami 18. Jackson hit Likely for a 7 yard touchdown to make it 35-13 Ravens. 

The Dolphins managed one more touchdown early in the fourth quarter but the Ravens just carpet-bombed them. A 3rd and goal at the 4 touchdown pass from Jackson to Ricard capped a 75 yard drive and made it 42-19 Ravens. The Dolphins turned it over on downs at their own 32. Melvin Gordon ran for a 7 yard touchdown to make it 49-19 Ravens. One play after a touchback the Dolphins fumbled and the Ravens took over at the Miami 8 yard line. Jackson was done for the day and backup Tyler Huntley came in. After moving backward on 3rd and goal at the 19, Huntley went to Kolar for the touchdown. The Ravens are the best team in football. In successive weeks they dismantled their closest competition in both conferences. The dolphins need to win next week to lock up their division. If they lose, they are a wildcard. The 13-3 Ravens locked up home field throughout the playoffs and the top seed first round bye. 56-19 Ravens

New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills — The 9-6 Bills were looking to make the playoffs. Yet 12 seconds into the game the Patriots led 7-0 when Jalen Reagor returned the opening kickoff 98b yards for a touchdown. Yet when the Patriots got it back at their own 18, their first play from scrimmage saw Bailey Zappe get intercepted. The Bills took over at the New England 21 and wasted the opportunity. On 2nd and 6, Josh Allen threw incomplete. Tyler Bass hit the 35 yard field goal to get the Bills within 7-3. Zappe was intercepted again and the 10 yard return had the Bills with gift field position again Allen ran for a one yard touchdown to make it 10-7 Bills. The Patriots then fumbled the ball to give the Bills yet another short field at the New England 30. On 3rd and goal at the 6, Allen threw incomplete. Bass hit the 24 yard field goal. Despite recovering 3 first quarter turnovers, the Bills only led 13-7. That changed when Zappe threw his 3rd interception. The 4th New England turnover of the half was a killer as Douglas returned the pick 40 yards for a defensive touchdown and a 20-7 Bills lead. No word on whether Bill Belichick contemplated retirement right on the spot.

The Patriots soon faced 3rd and 6 at his own 29. Zappe hit Harris for just enough. Zappe connected with Harris again for a 48 yard gain. Zappe ran for a 17 yard touchdown as the Patriots only trailed 20-14. An interception of Allen gave the Patriots a chance to take the lead. They moved from their own 11 to a 4th and 7 at the Buffalo 29. Ryland 47 yard field goal try was no good. The third quarter began with the Bills facing 2nd and 14 at their own 21. Allen went to Gabriel Davis for 15. Allen then went deep to Kincaid for 51. On 3rd and 1 from the 4, Allen gained 2. Allen ran for the one yard touchdown to make it 27-14 Bills. The Patriots began the fourth quarter facing 3rd and 1 at their own 25. Ezekiel Elliott gained 6. Zappe went deep to Reagor for 39. Zappe hit Douglas for 17 with unnecessary roughness adding 7 more. Elliott ran for a 6 yard touchdown. With 11 minutes left in regulation the Patriots were right back in it down 6 points. With 5 minute left the Patriots punted on 4th and 2 at their own 11. With 3 1/2 minutes left on 3rd and 7 from the New England 46, Allen hit Shakir for 11. With 2:41 left on 3rd and 1 from the New England 26, Allen gained 3. At the 2 minute warning on 3rd and 3 from the New England 16, Allen gained 4. The Patriots never got the ball back. With the win, the 10-6 Bills have a showdown with Miami next week. If the Bills win, they win the AFC East. A loss could knock them out of the playoffs altogether. 27-21 Bills

Atlanta Falcons at Chicago Bears — The 7-8 Falcons actually had a chance to win their awful division but they were one game back. Early on Younghoe Koo missed a 50 yard field goal try for the Falcons. The Bears took over at their own 40 and Justin Fields hit Moore for 32. On 3rd and 9 from the Atlanta 27, Fields hit Johnson for 24. On 3rd and goal at the 7, Fields hit Moore for the touchdown to make it 7-0 Bears. Koo then had a 42 yard field goal try that doinked off the upright no good. The Bears soon faced 3rd and 7 at their own 35. Fields went deep to Moore for 32. Fields ran for 9. The second quarter began with Fields hitting Robert Tonyan for 10. Fields ran for a 9 yard touchdown to make it 14-0 Bears. Yet one play and 14 seconds after a touchback, the Falcons were right back in it. Taylor Heinecke hit Tyler Allgeier on a swing pass, and Allgeier broke free down the sideline for a 75 yard touchdown to get the Falcons within 14-7. The Bears soon faced 3rd and 8 at their own 27. Fields went to Moore for 9. Khalil Herbert gained 12. Fields went to Scott for 16 and Tonyan for 24. On 4th and 1 from the Atlanta 3, Matt Eberflus went for it. Fields got the yard. Johnson ran for the 2 yard touchdown to make it 21-7 Bears. 

Cairo Santos missed a 55 yard field goal try on the last play of the half that would have extended the lead. Santos did hit from 22 in the third quarter to make it 24-7 Bears. Koo hit from 38 but Santo hit from 42 to have the bears up comfortably 27-10 after three quarters. The Falcons began the fourth quarter at their own 36. Robinson ran for 12 and 3. On 3rd and 7 just past midfield, Heinecke hit Jefferson for only 5 but defensive unnecessary roughness added 15 more. On 3rd and 5 from the Chicago 24, Heinecke ran for the touchdown to get the Falcons within 27-17 with 12 1/2 minutes left in regulation. A 15 yard punt return would give the Bears a short field at the Atlanta 44. Santos hit from 42 to make it 30-17 Bears. An interception of Heinecke meant another short field at the Atlanta 41. Herbert ran for 2, then ripped off a 38 yard gain, and then got the final yard to complete the scoring. Heinecke threw in one more interception. Both teams are 7-9 but the Falcons still have an outside shot of winning their awful division next week. 37-17 Bears

Las Vegas Raiders at Indianapolis Colts — The 7-8 Raiders and 8-7 Colts were both fighting for their playoff lives. The Colts were tied for the AFC South lead but did not hold the tie-breaker. The Raiders were coming off an emotional win at Kansas City where Aidan O’Connell completed 0 passes for 0 yards over the final 3 quarters. These teams met for the 6th straight year, with the road team winning the previous 5. The Colts made it look super easy early on. On 3rd and 5 from their own 30, Gardner Minshew went deep to Downs for a 50 yard gain. Jonathan Taylor did the rest, running for 5, 10, and the 5 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Colts less than 3 minutes into the game. After a touchback, to the surprise of everyone, O’Connell came out throwing. After a touchback, the Raiders drove to a 3rd and 9 at the Indianapolis 21. O’Connell threw incomplete. Daniel Carlson hit a 40 yard field goal to get the Raiders within 7-3. 

The defenses dug in for awhile and in the second quarter the Colts took over at their own 10. Minshew hit Pittman for 11 and Jonathan Taylor for 8. With 4 minutes left in the half of a tight game, the key play came with the Colts facing 3rd and 1 at their own 42. Minshew escaped the  pressure and went bombs away to Pierce for a 58 yard touchdown and a 14-3 Colts lead. After a third quarter touchback, the Raiders played power football. Zamir White ran for 4 and 6. Aidan O’Connell hit Davante Adams for 11. White gained 9. On 3rd and 1 from the Indianapolis 45, a run lost a yard. After taking a delay of game penalty, on 4th and 7 the Raiders punted, but a roughing the kicker penalty meant 15 yards and a new set of downs. O’Connell went to Austin Hooper for 8 and 13. On 3rd and 3 from the Indy 6, Bolden gained 4. On 3rd and goal at the 4, O’Connell went to Adams for the touchdown. The 15 play, 75 yard drive took 8 1/2 minutes off the clock. The Raiders were right back in it down 14-10. 

Yet the Raiders could not get the stops when necessary. Matt Gay nailed a 38 yard field goal late in the third quarter and a 33 yarder midway through the fourth quarter to make it 20-10 Colts. The Raiders after a touchback moved to a 2nd and 6 at the Indy 15 with 4 1/2 minutes left. Yet O’Connell threw incomplete twice. Needing 2 scores, Carlson hit a 33 yard field goal to get the Raiders within 20-13. Yet after a touchback, the Raiders could not get a defensive stop. On 3rd and 8 from their own 38, Minshew threw incomplete but defensive pass interference on Jack Jones meant a 26 yard gain. With 3:20 to play the Raiders took their last timeout on defense with the Colts facing 4th and 5 at the Raiders 31. Gay was coming in for a 50 yard try to ice the game. The kick was no good. The Raiders had life. Yet they didn’t. Jack Jones was the hero the past 2 weeks. This week he was the goat. He jumped offside on the field goal try. Now Gay had a second chance from 45 yards out. This time he was good. The Colts led 23-13. The Raiders eventually scored, but it took a 4th and goal at the one miracle catch by Adams from O’Connell with only 43 seconds left. The onside kick failed and the Raiders were out of miracles. The Colts at 9-7 are still alive for the playoffs. The 7-9 Raiders were eliminated in gut-wrenching fashion. 23-20 Colts

Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars — The 8-7 Jaguars came in having lost 4 straight. They were in a 3 way tie for their division lead and they held the tie-breaker. All they had to do was beat the worst team in the NFL. Sometimes a really bad team can go on the road and shock a better team. This was not that game. The Jaguars moved the ball up and down the field in the first half but could not reach the end zone. Brandon McManus hit field goals of 35 in the first quarter and 26 and 24 in the second quarter for a 9-0 Jaguars lead at halftime. In the third quarter, Travis Etienne broke free for a 62 yard touchdown run to make it 16-0 Jaguars. McManus hit his 4th field goal from 34 to make it 19-0 Jaguars. In the fourth quarter after the Panthers turned it over at their own 15, Etienne ran for a one yard touchdown. This is not why they play the games. The 9-7 Jaguars with a win next week win the NFC South. A loss could knock them out of the playoffs altogether. The Panthers are still on pace at 2-14 for the top pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, but they already traded the pick away to Chicago. 26-0 Jaguars

Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans — The 8-7 Texans were in the thick of the playoff race. They were tied atop their division but did not hold the tie-breaker. CJ Stroud returned from injury, sparking the team. The Texans moved from their own 32 to a 1st and goal at the 10. Stroud completed a pass for nothing and then threw incomplete twice. Kaimi Fairbairn hit a 28 yard field goal for a 3-0 Texans lead. The Texans got it back at their own 6 and soon faced 4th and 5 at their own 11. The Texans punted but a running into the kicker penalty meant 5 yards and the Texans keep the ball. The second quarter began with the Texans facing 2nd and 5 at their own 32. Singletary ran for 24. Collins ran for7 and caught a pass from Stroud for 10. On 3rd and 8 from the Tennessee 25, Stroud went to Collins for 13 and to Jordan for  12 yard touchdown to cap the 13 play, 94 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive and make it 10-0 Texans. After a touchback, disaster struck the Titans. Will Levis was sacked and fumbled. Rankin returned the fumble 13 yards for a defensive touchdown to make it 17-0 Texans. Levis was injured on the play as Ryan Tannehill came in for the second straight week. The Texans got it back at their own 36 and moved to a 3rd and 10 at the Tennessee 24. Stroud only gained 4. Fairbairn hit from 38 as the Texans were winning 20-0. Nick Folk managed a 53 yard field goal on the last play of the half but that is all the Titans got. The second half was a defensive slog. Fairbairn hit field goals of 27 in the third quarter and 51 in the fourth quarter. The 9-7 Texans with a win next week could make the playoffs . The division is in reach but they do not hold the tie-breaker. A loss next week could knock them out altogether. 26-3 Texans

Los Angeles Rams at New York Giants — The Rams started 3-6 but have gone 5-1 since and at 8-7 were very much alive in the playoff race. The Rams after a touchback moved to a 4th and 3 at the Giants 21. Sean McVay passed up a 39 yard field goal try to go for it. Matthew Stafford threw incomplete. The Rams got it back at their own 28. Stafford hit Williams for 5 and Robinson for 9. Stafford went to Tyler Higbee for 14. Williams ran for 10 and 8. Stafford went to Higbee for 18. Williams ran for a 4 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Rams. After a touchback, Tyrod Taylor hit Saquon Barkley for 6 and Barkley ran for 10. On 3rd and 4 from the Giants 47, Taylor went to Robinson for 7. The second quarter had the Rams facing 3rd and 6 at the Rams 42. Taylor went to Hyatt for 18. Robinson ran for a 24 yard touchdown to  make it 7-7. Stafford threw an interception but Brian Daboll went for it on 4th and 1 from his own 47 and Taylor fumbled the ball away.  

The Rams rook over at the Giants 46. Stafford went to Higbee and Williams for a pair of 9 yard gains. Stafford hit Nacua for 13. Stafford found Cooper Kupp for a 5 yard touchdown to make it 14-7 Rams. Taylor was intercepted and the Rams fumbled the ball right back. The Giants took over at the Rams 43 with one minute left in the half. With 4 seconds left, a 45 yard field goal try by Mason Crosby was blocked. Yet a defensive leaping penalty gave Crosby another chance from 31. This time he was good as the Giants trailed 14-10 at the break. 

In the third quarter the Rams faced 3rd and 4 from their own 18. Stafford connected with Nacua on a short pass that went fo an 80 yard gain. On the next play Kyren Williams ran for a 2 yard touchdown. The extra point was no good as the Rams led 20-10. The Giants got it back and faced 3rd and 10 at their own 9. Taylor went o Darren Waller for 11. on the next play a short pass from Taylor to Darrius Slayton saw Slayton outrace everyone for an 80 yard touchdown. Another awful day for kickers saw another missed extra point as the Giants trailed 20-16. An interception of Stafford saw Belton return the pick 20 yards to the Rams 34. On 1st and goal at the 10 early in the fourth quarter, offensive holding killed the drive. Crosby hit a 32 yard field goal 90 seconds into the fourth quarter as the Giants trailed 20-19. 

The Rams after a touchback struck quickly. Stafford went to Robinson for 37. Williams ran for a 28 yard touchdown. Lucas Havrisisk missed his 2nd consecutive extra point on the day as the Rams led 26-19. The Giants after touchback moved to a 4th and 1 at the Rams 33 with 8 1/2 minutes left in regulation. Brian Daboll went for it and a completion by Taylor lost a yard. With 3 1/2 minutes left the Rams punted on 4th and 17 from their own 36. The home crowd at Metlife Stadium exploded when Olszewski returned the punt 94 yards for a touchdown. In a game where neither kicker was able to make extra points, Daboll decided to go for the lead rather than the tie. Taylor threw incomplete and the Giants trailed by one. The Rams went 3 and out and the Giants got the ball back with 1:08 to play at their own 35. There was plenty of time to pull off the upset. Taylor ripped off a 31 yard gain to the Rams 34 and spiked the ball with 42 seconds left. Yet a run lost 2 yards and Taylor threw incomplete. With 34 seconds left, Crosby came in for the 54 yard field goal try to win it. Crosby was no good. As Paul Maguire said, “I hate kickers. They should be paid $50 per game.” The Rams survived to get to 9-7. With a win next week, they make the playoffs. With a loss, they are most likely out. 26-25 Rams

Arizona Cardinals at Philadelphia Eagles — The Eagles barely survived last week to snap a 3 game losing streak. At 11-5 they still had a realistic chance at the top seed and home field throughout the playoffs. A win would put them in the driver’s seat to lock up their division with a win next week. All they had to do was beat the awful Cardinals at home. The Cardinals from their own 26 moved 64 yards in 14 plays and nearly 8 minutes. On 1st and goal at the 3, a run by Murray lost 9 yards to kill the drive. Matt Prater hit a 28 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Cardinals. After a touchback, Jalen Hurts went to AJ Brown for 16. On 3rd and 3 from their own 48, Hurts hit Dallas Goedert for 23. On 4th and 1 from the Arizona 20, Hurts gained 2 and the defense jumping offside added 5. Hurts hit Jones for a 12 yard touchdown to make it 7-3 Eagles. The Cardinals moved from their own 33 in the second quarter to a 3rd and 7 at the Philadelphia 24. Murray went for it all and was intercepted by Brown. Brown then electrified the home Philadelphia crowd by returning the interception 99 yards the other way. The defensive touchdown made it 14-3 Eagles. 

The Cardinals after a touchback embarked on a mind-numbing drive that took 16 plays, went 59 yards, and consumed 10 minutes off the clock. Yet on 3rd and 7 from the Philadelphia 21, a false start killed the drive. Prater hit from 34 as the Cardinals trailed 14-6. After a touchback, the Eagles had 1:50 to work with. Hurts went to Smith for 8 and Brown for 9 and 10. On 3rd and 1 from the Arizona 39, Nick Sirianni went to the bag of tricks. Gainwell threw the halfback option to Smith for 17. Hurts then went to Jones for a 22 yard touchdown with 16 seconds left. The Eagles were winning a laugher 21-6 at the break. 

The Cardinals began the third quarter facing 3rd and 1 at their own 34. Conner had already run for 4 and 5 and now he got the 10th yard. Carter ripped off a 16 yard run. Murray hit Wilson for 11 and 6. Carter ran for 21 more. Murray hit Carter for a 6 yard touchdown. The 10 play, 75 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive had the Cardinals within 21-13. The Eagles went 3 and out and the Cardinals got it back at their own 23. Conner ran for 4. Then Conner ripped off a 22 yard gain. Murray went to Dortch for 12 and Wilson for 13. Conner ran for 7. Murray went to Conner for a 5 yard touchdown. Jonathan Gannon went for a 2 point conversion. Murray hit Wilson successfully. All of a sudden, this game was tied 21-21 after three quarters. 

After a touchback, Hurts ran for 9. Deandre Swift added 4, 16 and 10 to end the third quarter and 5 more to star the fourth quarter.   Swift added 6 and 3 more. On 3rd and 1 from the Arizona 16, Hurts got stopped short. Nick sirianni went for it and on 4th and 1 Hurts got the yard. On 3rd and 4 from the Arizona 9, Hurts went to Dallas Goedert for the touchdown. With 10 minutes left in regulation, the Eagles led 28-21. The Cardinals took over at their own 23. Defensive pass interference added 29. Carter ran for 3, 18 and 2. Murray added 14. On 4th and 4 from the Philly 5 after an incompletion, there was still 5 1/2 minutes left in regulation. Jonathan Gannon went for it. Murray hit Wilson for the touchdown and the game was tied 28-28.

In a shocking turn of events, Jonathan Gannon put new meaning into the phrase nothing left to lose. The Cardinals are one of the worst teams in the league, but this game was tied. Gannon tried a surprise onside kick that did not work. The Eagles took over at the Arizona 39. On 1st and 10 from the Arizona 20, offensive holding killed the drive. Jake Elliott hit a 43 yard field goal to give the Eagles the 31-28 with 2 1/2 minutes left in regulation. The Cardinals took over at their own 30. Murray went to Moore for 12. Murray hit Dortch for 10 and again for 36. Conner ran for a 2 yard touchdown as the Cardinals and the 4 point lead in front of a shellshocked home crowd with 32 seconds left. After a touchback, the Eagles moved just shy of midfield with 14 seconds left. After Hurts threw deep incomplete, 7 seconds remained. Hurts’s Hail Mary reached the end zone and was intercepted. The Eagles with the loss are eliminated from the top seed. They fell back into a tie for the NFC East lead and they do not hold the tie-breaker. If they win next week and Dallas loses, the Eagles win the division and the first round bye most likely as the two seed. If the Eagles lose next week or Dallas wins, the Eagles drop all the way to the five seed wildcard. For the Cardinals, it was a stunner to build on. As ESPN uber-announcer Chris Berman reminds us: “THAT’s why they PLAY the GAMES!” 35-31 Cardinals 

New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers — The 7-8 Saints and 8-7 Buccaneers battled for the NFC South and playoff survival. The Buccaneers with a win would lock up the division. The Saints began at their own 27. Although Derek Carr started, on the second play Taysom Hill hit Johnson for 11. Aviv Kamara ran for 13. On 3rd and 7 from the Tampa 42, Carr went to Chris Olave for 11. Williams ran for 4 and 7. On 3rd and goal at the 4, Carr went to Johnson for the touchdown. The 14 play, 73 yard, 8 minute drive made it 7-0 Saints. In the second quarter the Saints took over at their own 40. Carr went to Johnson for 12 and to Foster Moreau for 13. On 3rd and 7 from the Tampa Bay 29, Carr hit Johnson for just enough. Carr went to Hill for a 22 yard touchdown to make it 14-0 Saints. Dennis Allen’s defense unleashed for three quarters. Blake Grupe hit field goals of 45 to end the half and from 28 after a third quarter fumble to make it 20-0 Saints. The Buccaneers managed a touchdown midway through the fourth quarter, but Grupe hit another field goal from 38 to make it 23-7 Saints with only 4 minutes left. The Buccaneers got another garbage touchdown with 1:37 left but the 2 point conversion try and onside kick both failed. Both teams are 8-8. If the Buccaneers win next week, they still win the division. If they lose and the Saints win, the Saints win the division. If both teams lose, 7-9 Atlanta with a losing record would win the 3 way tie-breaker and win the division. 23-13 Saints

San Francisco 49ers at Washington Commanders — Despite getting blown out last week at home by Baltimore, the 11-4 49ers with a win would lock up home field throughout the NFC playoffs. After an opening touchback, the 49ers moved to a 2nd and 6 at the Washington 15. A short pass lost 5 yards, killing the drive. Moody hit a 38 yard field goal to make it 10-0 49ers. The 49ers got it back at their own 37. Christian McCaffrey ran for 7 and Deebo Samuel added 10. On 3rd and 9 from the Washington 45, Brock Purdy went to Brandon Aiyuk for 17 and samuel for 16. McCaffrey ran for 10. Purdy hit Samuel for a 2 yard touchdown to make it 10-0 49ers. After a touchback, the Commanders moved to a 2nd and 8 at the San Francisco 28. A run lost a yard and Sam Howell then threw incomplete. Joey Slye hit a 47 yard field goal to get the Commanders within 10-3. The Commanders got it back at their own 16. Howell went to Terry McLaurin for 11. On 3rd and 2 from his own 40, Howell went deep to McLaurin for 42. Robinson gained 4, 8 and 3. On 3rd and goal at the 3, Howell went to McLaurin for the touchdown. With 4 1/2 minutes left in the half, the game was tied 10-10.

After that, reality set in. After a touchback, the 49ers moved to 1st and goal at the one. A run lost 3 yards and Purdy threw incomplete twice. Moody hit from 22 to end the half with the 49ers up 13-10. The second half belonged to the San Francisco defense. The 49ers in the third quarter took over at their own 17. Purdy hit McCaffrey for 10. Mitchell gained 7, 11 and 6. Purdy hit Aiyuk for 9 and Mitchell added 7. A defensive facemark added 15. On 3rd and 1 from the Washington 9, Mitchell ran for 4, 3 and the 2 yard touchdown. The 12 play, 83 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive made it 20-10 49ers. After a touchback, the Commanders moved to a 1st and goal at the 2 to start the fourth quarter. They were ready tog et right back in the game. Then Howell was intercepted by Ward. The 49ers took over at their own 5. Mitchell ran for 15 and 6. Purdy went to Kyle Juszczyk for 7 and 9. Purdy then went deep to Aiyuk for 38. On 3rd and 9 from the Washington 17, Purdy went to Aiyuk for the touchdown to lock up the win. The Commanders put up a fight, but the 49ers at 12-4 are the top seed in the NFC with home field advantage throughout the playoffs and a first round bye. 27-10 49ers

Pittsburgh Steelers at Seattle Seahawks — Both teams came in 8-7 and fighting for their playoff lives. The Steelers early on faced 3rd and 1 at their own 45. Mason Rudolph got stopped. Mike Tomlin went for it and this time Rudolph got the yard. Najee Harris ran for 8 and 5. Rudolph hit George Pickens for 10. Jaylen Warren ran for an 18 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Steelers. The Seahawks soon faced 3rd and 3 at their own 32. Geno Smith hit Noah Fant for 7. The second quarter began with Smith hitting DK Metcalf for 33. Walker ran for 11 and again for a 13 yard touchdown to make it 7-7. After a touchback, Warren ran for 23. Rudolph went to Pickens for 37. Yet on 3rd and 8 at the Seattle 13, Rudolph was sacked. Chris Boswell hit from 39 to make it 10-7 Steelers. 

After a touchback, Smith hit Walker for 11 and Fant for 21. Walker ran for 7 and 9. Smith went to Metcalf for 21. On 3rd and 11 from the Pittsburgh 12, Smith went to Smith-Nigba for the touchdown and a 14-10 Seahawks lead. The Steelers soon faced 3rd and 4 at their own 31. Rudolph went to Pat Freiermuth for 25. Harris ran for 23. On 3rd and 4 from the Seattle 15, Rudolph went to Johnson for 5. Harris ran for a 9 yard touchdown to put the Steelers up 17-14 with 1:36 left in the half. The Seahawks began the third quarter at their own 35 and moved to a 3rd and 4 at the Pittsburgh 24. Smith threw incomplete. Jason Myers hit from 43 as this well-played game was tied 17-17. 

The Steelers took over at their own 29. Rudolph went to Freiermuth for 14. Harris gained 5 and 7. Rudolph went to Johnson for 42. Harris ran for a 4 yard touchdown to make it 24-17 Steelers. The Seahakwd moved atom their own 14 to a 4th and 5 at the Pittsburgh 24 only 90 seconds into the fourth quarter. Myers hit the 42 yard field goal to get the Seahawks within 24-20. The Steelers moved from their own 27 to a 4th and 7 at the Seattle 8. Boswell hit from 26 to put the Steelers up 27-20 midway through the fourth quarter. One play after a touchback came the play of the game. Smith was sacked and fumbled. The Steelers took over at the Seattle 16. They settled for a 21 yard Boswell field goal, but the Steelers led 30-20 with only 4 1/2 minutes left. Needing 2 scores, the Seahawk moved to a 1st and goal at the 5. Yet Smith threw 3 straight incompletions. Pete Carroll opted for the field goal. Myers hit from 24 with 2:01 left. Yet the onside kick failed. At the 2 minute warning, Rudolph hit Pickens for 24. On 3rd and 7 from the Seattle 17, Harris gained 12 and slid to the ground as the Steelers ran out the clock. Both the 9-7 Steelers and 8-8 Seahawks need to win next week and get help to make the playoffs. 30-23 Steelers

Cincinnati Bengals at Kansas City Chiefs — For the last 2 years, this was the AFC Title Game. This time the 8-7 Bengals were fighting for playoff survival against a vulnerable 9-6 Chiefs team. After a touchback, the Bengals moved to a 4th and 7 at the Kansas City 16. Evan McPherson hit from 34 to make it 3-0 Bengals. After a touchback, Isaiah Pacheco ran for 9. Mahomes went to Rice for 18. Pacheco ran for 35. On 3rd and goal at the 8, Mahomes hit Pacheco for the touchdown to make it 7-3 Chiefs. The Bengals soon faced 3rd and 2 at their own 33. Jake Browning went deep to JaMarr Chase for 24. The second quarter began with Browning hitting Sample for 11 and Joe Mixon for 10.  Browning hit Mixon for a 7 yard touchdown to make it 10-7 Bengals. The Chiefs soon faced 3rd and 7 at their own 28. Mahomes was sacked and fumbled. The Bengals recovered at the Kansas City 24. On 3rd and 2, Browning hit Hudson for 9. On 3rd and goal at the 6, Browning threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant 1st and goal at the one. On 3rd and goal, Browning got the yard for the touchdown with 6 1/2 minutes left in the half. For the second straight week, the Chiefs were losing at home by double digits by the exact same score as the Bengals led 17-7. 

Yet after that the entire rest of the game belonged to the Kansas City defense and kicker Harrison Butker. Butker hit from 54 and 43 in the second quarter to get the Chiefs within 17-13. The Bengals moved to a 4th and 1 at the Kansas City 6 midway through the third quarter. Zac Taylor went for it and Mixon got blasted for a 3 yard loss. Butker hit a 27 yard field goal to have the Chiefs within 17-16 after three quarters. In the fourth quarter Butker hit field goals of 24, 48 and 46. Butker’s 6 field goals had the Chiefs up by 8 with 3 minutes left in regulation. The Bengals after a touchback faced 4th and 18 at their own 32. Browning hit Boyd for 23. Yet consecutive sacks of Browning had the Bengals facing 3rd and 27 at their own 38 with 1:19 to play. Browning threw deep incomplete twice and the Chiefs survived. At 8-8, the Bengals after 2 consecutive trips to the AFC Title Game including one Super Bowl appearance were out of the playoffs. Browning played admirably, but he is not Joe Burrow. As for the Chiefs, nothing came easy this year. Yet they at 10-6 are locked into the three seed and an rest their players next week if they choose. The Chiefs hung on to win the AFC West for the 8th straight year, making Andy Reid a most happy walrus indeed. 25-17 Chiefs 

Los Angeles Chargers at Denver Broncos — The 7-8 Broncos came into this game with slim playoff hopes against a Chargers team that was done for the year. Yet the controversial decision by Sean Payton to bench Russell Wilson for Jarrett Stidham sent shock waves through the Rocky Mountains. A hideous game became a battle of field goals. Wil Lutz hit from 32 in the first quarter for a 3-0 Broncos lead. Cameron Dicker hit from 36 in the second quarter to make it 3-3. The Broncos soon faced 3rd and 2 at their own 33. McLaughlin gained 11. On 3rd and 8 from their own 46, Stidham threw a short pass that Humphrey took for a 54 yard touchdown. The Broncos led 10-3, but that was the game’s only touchdown. The Chargers gambled on 4th and 1 from their own 44 but fumbled the snap and the Broncos recovered. Lutz hit from 43 to make it 13–3 Broncos. On the last play of the half, Lutz missed from 48. In the third quarter Dicker hit from 50 to get the Chargers within 13-6. The Chargers got it back and fumbled the ball away as the Broncos took over at the Chargers 38 to start the fourth quarter. Despite reaching 1st and goal at the one, the Broncos got stopped and Payton was not in a gambling mood. Lutz hit from 20 to make it 16-6 Broncos with 11 minutes left in regulation. With 6 1/2 minutes left from 50 yards out, Dicker was no good. Dicker did hit from 52 to get the Chargers within 7, but by then only 1:17 remained. The onside kick failed as the game’s only touchdown was the difference. The 8-8 Broncos despite the win were eliminated from playoff contention based on other games. 16-9 Broncos

Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings is the Sunday night game. Both teams came in 7-8 and fighting for their playoff lives. Yet with everything on the line, only one team showed up. The Packers moved from their own 20 and moved to a 2nd and 8 at the Minnesota 16. Jordan Love threw incomplete twice. Anders Carlson hit from 34 to make it 3-0 Packers. With Kirk Cousins injured and neither Joshua Dobbs or Nick Mullens getting it done, it was 4th string quarterback Hall who got the start. Hall was quickly intercepted to set up the Packers at the Minnesota 33. From that spot, Love went to Reed for the touchdown and the 10-0 Packers advantage. Greg Joseph did hit a 54 yard field goal for the Vikings in the second quarter, but the Packers after a touchback broke the game open. Love went to Reed for 15 and Kraft for 13. On 3rd and 1 from the Minnesota 24, Aaron Jones gained 8. Love ran for a 2 yard touchdown to make it 17-3 Packers with 4 minutes left in the half. With 30 seconds left in the half, Hall was sacked and fumbled. The Packers took over at the Minnesota 37.

Love went to Jayden Reed for a 25 yard touchdown with 8 seconds left in the half. The extra point was no good but the Packers led 23-3. The Bikings began the third quarter at their own 43 and moved to a 3rd and 3 at the Green Bay 8. A run lost a yard. Kevin O’Connell went for it on 4th and 4. Mullins, who took over after halftime for a floundering Hall, threw incomplete. From his own 10, Jones ran for 25. On 3rd and 8 from his own 37, Love went to Heath for 13. Love hit Kraft and Jones for 10 apiece. Love hit Melton for a 9 yard touchdown to cap the 90 yard drive and make it 30-3 Packers. An irrelevant fourth quarter saw the Vikings get a garbage touchdown and the Packers tack on one more field goal. The 8-8 Packers and 7-9 Vikings both need to win next week and get help to make the playoffs. 33-10 Packers

 

The Top 10 B*mbos of 2023

Thursday, December 28th, 2023

Top 10 Bimbos of 2023

Dedicated to Barack Obama and Taylor Swift, the Top 10 Bimbos of 2023 highlight shallow, vapid individuals who do well in life without having an ounce of substance. Through their words, Obama and Swift represent overprivileged spoiled brats who complain about anyone and everyone they perceive to have done them wrong. They are both airheads and terrible role models who are held up in high esteem by their equally shallow and vapid supporters. 

The term “bimbo” is gender neutral. This is to keep the nose-ringed, blue-haired Gen Z social media censors from screaming bloody rage about sexism and every other ism. They are bimbos themselves. If you do not know your own gender, you should not comment on any issues committed by any human beings, much less censor anyone. 

Too many of these young people claiming to belong to 200 different genders are taking drugs that could turn out to be every bit as dangerous as heroin and cocaine. In at least one case, a trans person who took dangerous hormones went into a homicidal rage against innocent young Christian children. Nashville school shooter and radical trans activist Audrey Hale can very close to making the list, but her horrific story is incomplete. Portions of Hale’s manifesto have been released, but until the entire manifesto is released, this story will not get the attention it deserves. 

Sam Bankman-Fried did not make the list. As awful as he is, his arrest and conviction in 2023 is not the beginning or end of the story. His crypto exchange FTX went bankrupt in 2022. What happens to these cryptocurrency firms in 2024 is a bigger story than SBF himself. He is not the first scammer who took advantage of suckers by peddling a fake product that does nothing. 

With that, here are the Top 10 Bimbos of 2023.

10.) WeWork customers:  WeWork, according to WeWork, was a revolutionary company that forever changed the concept of office space. In reality, WeWork was a company that did nothing, made nothing, and produced nothing. It was the Bitcoin of furniture. Its business model was catering to narcissistic young people who also in many cases did nothing but wanted to give the appearance of doing something. WeWork rented small office spaces to young dreamers who wanted to convince potential clients that they had an office. People living beyond their means wanted to appear hip and cool, and the best way to do that is waste money on totally unnecessary expenditures. When the COVID pandemic hit, people stopped going into offices. Many people did not return. Young people returned to their parents’ basements. Some of these people tried to get rich by becoming “content” creators only to find out that nobody cared what they had to say. At this point it became even more unnecessary for people to pay for office space when they did not offer a product or service. People who could afford nice big office spaces did not need WeWork. People who needed to just keep up appearances could not afford WeWork. 

9.) Josh McDaniels and Brandon Staley — The Raiders and the Chargers have been AFC West rivals since 1960. Both of them have recently suffered under terrible coaches. Yet there are plenty of bad coaches throughout the many sports in America. McDaniels and Staley are special cases. Their aloof nature and constant arrogance without the results to back it up caused them to take talented teams and drive those teams into the ground. They both had “my way or the highway” systems. McDaniels got rid of the heart and soul of his team, Derek Carr. All Carr did was lead the Raiders to the playoffs the year before. Staley would repeatedly go for it fourth down deep in his own territory with disastrous results. Both of these teams would be on the verge of winning games until their coaches found ways to help their teams lose.  The Raiders set a record for most blown double digit leads in one season in 2021. McDaniels doubled down and became more defiant. The Chargers blew a 27-0 lead in a playoff game only to lose 31-30. The Chargers even lost a game this year where they gave up 63 points…ironically to the Raiders. This would rank higher except both of these teams fired their coaches.  The owners admitted they got it wrong, something the coaches they fired could and would never do. The worst people are people with power who are bad at everything and blame everyone else for their own incompetence.

8.) Brittany Mahomes & Jackson Mahomes — While the Raiders and Chargers flounder, the Kansas City Chiefs are on the verge of winning the AFC West for the eighth straight year. The defending Super Bowl champions have a great coach in Walrus Andy Reid and a 25th century Buck Rodgers freak of nature in quarterback Patrick Mahomes. Mahomes has won two Super Bowls and has the potential to be the greatest quarterback to ever play the game. Yet he also has hanger-ons who have no skills of their own while exploiting his fame to their benefit. His wife Brittany Mahomes is constantly throwing temper tantrums and mouthing off to the media. Now she hangs out in a luxury suite with Taylor Swift and acts even more insufferable. Swift is annoying herself, but at least she built a majorly successful career as a singer. Brittany Mahomes simply married a talented guy and confused fame with accomplishments. Jackson Mahomes is even worse. Patrick’s brother is a TikTok star, which means he does goofy dances and demands to be given money and fame for them. If he had another last name, nobody would care. He is banned from at least one eating establishment in Kansas City for forcibly trying to kiss the owner. Off the field, he faced sexual battery charges. On the field, he has danced on opposing team logos and provoked fans of opposing teams. Jackson and Brittany both attack the referees and behave badly during games. Patrick is famous for his earned successes. Brittany and Jackson are famous for being famous. People who get ahead based on the hard work of others and then complain about life are truly among the most narcissistic people on earth.

7.) Kamala Harris and Anthony Blinken: The entire Biden administration is one big bag of third tier untalented people. The only qualification seems to be to check various identity politics boxes and be bad at everyone. Yet two administration officials stand out for their utter uselessness. Vice President Kamala Harris is unable to complete a full sentence. Her numerous “word salads” are the way she tries to hide not studying for the tests and not knowing the answers. She is fooling nobody. She was socially promoted because of her race, gender and ideology. Her supporters keep demanding that Americans see her race as an accomplishment. She is a fairly dumb woman who romantically dated t the correct people and got pushed upward. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken was hired specifically because his approach to foreign policy is unilateral American surrender. He shuttles to and from various world locations without anything resembling an accomplishment. No matter how badly Harris and Blinken fail, they cannot be fired. President Joe Biden needs them to placate his far left wing. Normally John Kerry would top a list of useless administration officials, but at least he runs a department that nobody cares about. With the war on Israel raging, Harris and Blinken are both openly calling for actions akin to Israel surrender and suicide. That is also their approach to the United States, but luckily for those who value global civilization, the Israelis have told them both to go pound sand. Their constant attacks on Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu while his army faces off against genocidal Islamist terrorists would be shocking if it weren’t so expected. The world burns, and Harris and Blinken babble about diversity, multiculturalism and other causes of American failure. They are failure. The world knows it, yet they march on as if they have an ounce of competence and respect anywhere. They confuse power with worth. 

6.) Alissa Heinerscheid: It takes a lifetime to build a reputation, but it can all be destroyed at the speed of (Bud) light. 2023 was the year where two of the most respected institutions in America destroyed their once platinum reputations. Anheiser Busch was one of the best companies in the history of American business. They did everything right. They wrapped themselves in the American flag. Their Super Bowl ads made us laugh with frogs and lizards and tugged at our patriotic heartstrings with noble Clydesdale horses and fire rescue dogs. Budweiser was America, the King of Beers. Then a political activist named Alissa Heinerscheid joined the Anheiser Busch marketing department in a senior role. She came up with the worst marketing campaign in advertising history. She hired transgender social media personality Dylan Mulvaney to be a spokesperson for Bud Light.  The backlash was swift and severe. Making matters worse, Heinerscheid attacked her company’s own customer base as “fratty” and “out of touch.” Sales plummeted as customers flocked to Miller and other beer companies. Anheiser Busch dropped as low as 14th, and has yet to recover. Naturally, in typical Gen Z activist fashion, Heinerscheid doubled down rather than apologize. Arrogance and certitude of being right while completely failing is truly awful behavior. 

5.) Ivy League Presidents:  Claudine Gay is one of far too many Ivy League professors who range from openly tolerating antisemitism to openly being antisemitic. Just before Hanukkah and only two months after a terrorist attack against Israel, Ivy League university presidents imploded at a House committee hearing. Congresswoman Elise Stefanik asked three university presidents what should have been an easy question. Would calling for the genocide of Jews be against the rules and laws of their universities? Harvard President Claudine Gay, University of Pennsylvania President Liz Magill, and Massachusetts Institute of Technology President Sally Kornbluth all tried to whitewash antisemitic calls for genocide. They babbled about how such remarks had to be taken “in context,” as if there was ever was a justifiable context for murdering Jews in cold blood. Large donors immediately began canceling planned future gifts. Prestigious law firms and other companies vowed to no longer hire graduating students from these institutions. Three days after her disastrous congressional testimony, Magill resigned under pressure of being fired. The other two have survived for now. Former President Barack Obama personally lobbied behind the scenes to protect Gay, given their shared status as DEI cheerleaders and token hires under DEI themselves. 

4.) Claudine Gay: On the education front, Harvard was the top of the top. Then they socially promoted an unqualified woman named Claudine Gay to the elite institution’s presidency solely because she is a black woman and hardcore activist for the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion movement. Gay came under fire during a disastrous House committee hearing where she refused to condemn calls on her campus for genocide against Jews. Matters got worse for her when it was discovered that she is a serial plagiarizer She has been in open violation of rules that would get her own students expelled. She is now refusing to provide the data for the very few papers she published, leading to charges that her data was completely fabricated. She is threatening to sue Harvard if she is fired. Yet there are people at Harvard far worse than her who deserve b*mbo recognition.

3.) Harvard Board of Trustees: Harvard’s Board of Trustees cannot fire President Claudine Gay even though she is corrupt and incompetent. Firing her would require admitting that they were duped by the twin frauds of DEI and Ms. Gay herself. 20 years after the New York Times was humiliated for socially promoting Jason Blair, Harvard has learned nothing. For the first time in school history, students are rejecting early entry into the school. Harvard’s selling point was that it was the ultimate meritocracy. Only the very best and brightest got to go there. This has been exposed as a lie. There is nothing about Claudine Gay that screams merit. The Harvard Board of Trustees, like many bimbos, would rather double and triple down rather than just admit error. Keep in mind that these people all range on the political scale of liberal to leftist. Arrogance and a refusal to ever admit being wrong are trademarks are rich white liberals. The Board of Trustees would rather lose donors and let their reputation burn in flames than admit that being a black woman by itself is not an accomplishment. Gay is a leftist, and the Board has to publicly declare that being a black female leftist automatically makes a person superior in intelligence. This has never been true. Supposedly bright people have been exposed as dumb, and they are helpless in correcting the error. They went woke and are paying the price. 

2.) Greeniac rioters: All around the world, upper class leftists are committing ecoterrorism based on some pseudo-scientific claptrap about “climate change.” For people, on the left course of course, who believe the ends justify the means, violence is always on the answer. Young leftist climate activists are gluing themselves to expensive paintings, vandalizing office buildings, and getting away with it. These radicals have now infected America’s government. Interior Secretary Deb Haaland’s daughter Somah Haaland committed a ct of domestic eco-terrorism and got away with it because of her mother’s power. Try Googling Somah Haaland. Her incident has been scrubbed from search engines. She was arrested. She was guilty. Yet she is free as can be. Many of these young thugs are airheads who riot for the sake of rioting. They move from cause to cause without knowing or caring about the facts of what and why they are rioting. So as people get bored of climate change, they are forced to shift to another cause. Unfortunately for America and the world, Greta Thunberg and the rest of the eco-terrorists have found their new cause. 

1.) Anti-Israel rioters: After the Holocaust, it was taken for granted that America was the one place besides Israel where Jews could feel comfortable. When the most recent war between Israel and her Arab neighbors broke out, carefully organized anti-Israel protests broke out all over America. Virulent antisemitism bubbling below the surface exploded out into the open on college campuses. America’s most “progressive” cities held rallies where people chanted genocidal claims such as “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.” Even New York and Los Angeles, home to the largest Jewish populations outside of Israel, felt the wrath of violent anti-Jewish mobs. These were not free speech rallies. They were pogroms. In Los Angeles, an Arab man assaulted and killed a Jewish man named Paul Kessler in broad daylight. The Arab killer is being tried for a lesser homicide charge but not murder. Pictures of Jewish hostages are being ripped down by anti-Jewish mobs. Jews are having their stores vandalized with Nazi symbols. Chants of “Go back to the ovens,” once unthinkable in America, are openly being said without consequences. The antisemitic mobs are claiming the right to free speech, but there is no constitutional right to violently riot. Jews are taking extra safety measures and buying more guns than ever for protection. The federal government has issued meaningless platitudes condemning all forms of hate including Islamophobia. Yet Jews are the ones explicitly being attacked, often with impunity. Despite efforts to blame everything on “MAGA,” this antisemitism is clearly coming from the left. Many of the rioters have rioted for other leftist causes including radical climate action and radical gay and transgender actions. “Queers for Palestine” marches loudly and proudly without a hint of self-awareness. Many young people on TikTok are openly supporting Hamas and even Osama bin Laden. Jews are attempting to fight back, but the battle is an uphill one. Many of these protesters are idiots, claiming they care about “Palestinians” without being able to articulate where “Palestinians” came from. The rioters also cannot tell you which river and which sea they want the Jews free from. For combining evil Jew-hatred with utter stupidity, these leftist rioters, many on Ivy League universities, are the top bimbos of 2023. 

These are the Top 10 Bimbos of 2023. May they go away in 2024 and stay away.

eric

The Top 10 News Stories of 2023

Thursday, December 28th, 2023

Top 10 News Stories of 2023

This list of the top 10 news stories of 2023 is about what matters. This is list of hard news stories that are important whether or not they are popular. Wars matter more than pop culture. Sports and pop culture only make the list of they involve history, because history matters. Life and death matters. Unprecedented life and death events matter most.

For these reasons, Taylor Swift did not make the list. Pipe down, Swifties. She’s a singer. She became a billionaire. She has screaming fans. She is the new Beatlemania. She almost made the cut but came in at #11. There were 10 events more important than her. Deal with it. 

The Southern border did not make the list. Fentanyl deaths did not make the list. Both of these have been problems for several years now. The war between Russia and Ukraine was the top story of 2022, but did not make the list this year. The reason is because at this moment, there is stalemate. A resolution one way or the other would instantly put this situation at or near the top of the list.

The 2024 presidential race did not make the list. There have been zero surprises on either side. The frontrunners have been entrenched for some time now. While the general election will most likely top the 2024 list, the primaries will not make the list unless something notable happens. Former president Trump’s many indictments did not make the list because there has been no resolution either way. President Biden did not make the list because he has been largely irrelevant. 

COVID waned, removing it from the list. Inflation remains stubbornly high, but has receded from the peak. It is not a new story for 2024.  

Matthew Perry’s death did not make the list. When someone dies at a young age, it is tragic. Yet Perry had a history of drug use. He died with a prescription drug in his system. Famous people die. He made the world a better place during his brief time here, but drug deaths have been happening for decades. 

The Nashville school shooting by radical trans activist Audrey Hale can very close to making the iist, but the horrific story is incomplete. Portions of Hale’s manifesto have been released, but until the entire manifesto is released, this story will not get the attention it deserves. 

With that, here are the Top 10 News Stories of 2023.

10.) House of Representatives recriminations: This was a year where members of the House tore each other to pieces. Republican Kevin McCarthy was elected Speaker after a record 15 ballots. He had to agree to a provision where one member could call for a vote to remove him. Matt Gaetz called that vote, and McCarthy went down. Steve Scalise and Jim Jordan tried to replace him, but neither one had the votes. Mike Rogers ended up being the consensus GOP candidate. He seems to have stopped the fratricide for now. After being ousted, McCarty announced he would leave Congress altogether at the end of this calendar year. Democrats saw several of their members face censures on the House Floor. Censure is a very rare rebuke. Adam Schiff was censured for his role in prolonging the Russia hoax. He was also stripped of one committee assignment. Rashida Tlaib was censured for antisemitic comments promoting anti-Jewish genocide. Ilhan Omar was stripped of one committee assignment for her antisemitic comments. Eric Swalwell was stripped of one committee assignment for his being compromised due to a sexual affair with a Chinese spy. For only the fifth time in House history, a member was expelled. There was bipartisan support to expel Republican George Santos, a gay Hispanic who pretended to be Jewish and allegedly engaged in repeated financial campaign misdeeds. He almost finished out his first term. This would have all ranked higher except that most people’s lives are unaffected by inside baseball described as palace intrigue.

9.) Detroit sports teams: Sports usually are not the top news stories. Sports are games. Yet two Detroit sports teams made history, and history matters. For Decades, the Lions have been a punching bag. In 2008, they became the first NFL team to ever go 0-16. Yet after 30 years, they are finally NFC North Division Champions again. They are 11-4 and have legitimate chance of making the Super Bowl. Coach Dan Campbell is fiery, and his team backs up his tough talk with tougher play. These Lions are no longer laughingstocks. They are hungry. On the flips side, the Pistons have made the worst kind of history. On December 26th, they lost their 27th straight game. That is an NBA record for most consecutive losses in a single season. The most consecutive losses is 28, but that was spread out over two seasons. This column will be updated to see how long the losing streak goes. The Pistons actually started 2-1 before the roof caved in. This would rank higher, but again, real life hard news events were far more serious.

8.) Colorado bans Trump: In a stunning and controversial ruling, the Colorado Supreme Court voted 4-3 to ban former President Donald Trump from appearing on the 2024 Colorado state presidential ballot. The frontrunner for a major political party has for the very first time been banned from appearing on a state ballot. The Colorado justices declared that Trump is ineligible under the 14th Amendment to the Constitution for his role in starting an insurrection against the United States on January 6th, 2021. This would rank higher except that the United States Supreme Court is expected to overturn the Colorado ruling. Every other state faced with this issue has rejected demands to remove Trump from the ballot. A key issue is that while Trump has repeatedly been accused by his political opponents of fomenting an insurrection, he has never formally been charged, much less convicted, with insurrection. To ban him from the ballot without due process of law sets a dangerous precedent. Republican governors across America are now debating whether to remove President Joe Biden from their state ballots due to allegations of bribery, money-laundering, and influence peddling. President Biden has not been formally charged with any crimes, but Colorado trying to lower that standard could have far-reaching consequences for all elected officials going forward. 

UPDATE: On December 28, 2023, Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows, a Democrat, unilaterally banned Trump from the Maine state ballot. She is not a judge, and no judge in Maine ruled either way before she made her arbitrary decision. She cited the 14th Amendment and insurrection. Again, Trump has not been charged with insurrection. 

7.) Stock market hits all time high: The previous stock market intraday high of 36,952 set on January 5th, 2022 was followed by a sharp retreat. The stock market dropped several thousand points. Yet happy days are here again on Wall Street. On December 13th of this year, the Dow Jones Industrial Average hit a new all-time high and broke 37,000 for the very first time. On December 27th, the DJIA hit a new intraday all time high of 37,683. On this same day, the Nasdaq hit an intraday high for the year of 15,114. Even by traditional Santa Clause rallies, 2023 has been generous. Storm clouds may be on the horizon. Much of the stock market has been powered by seven stocks known as the “Magnificent Seven.” Many stocks are not keeping pace with the overall market itself. 

6.) Damar Hamlin: Sports is normally not life and death, but this was. On January 2nd of this year, The Buffalo Bills were at the Cincinnati Bengals in a key Monday Night Football matchup. Both teams were legitimate Super Bowl contenders, but that soon became irrelevant in the moment. In the first quarter with the Bengals leading 7-3, Bills safety Damar Hamlin made what looked like a routine tackle on Bengals wide receiver Tee Higgins. After the tackle, Hamlin got up, walked around, and then collapsed on the field. He was unconscious for nine minutes. Players and coaches prayed and cried together. Players have gotten injured in games before, but this was different. Hamlin was in cardiac arrest and at risk of dying. This was an unprecedented situation. Both coaches consulted with the league and decided to cancel the rest of the game. It was never replayed. The outpouring of love for Hamlin contributed to a miracle. After nearly dying, he was able to go home after nine days in the hospital. His charity to buy toys for children raised over seven million dollars in the days following his heart scare. He has now become an advocate for everyone learning CPR, since CPR saved his life. Hamlin even came full circle, playing full contact tackle football for the Bills in their October matchup this year against the rival Miami Dolphins. Thanks to God’s grace and top rate medical on the field, no NFL player has ever died on the field during a game (Korey stringer died during practice and Chuck Hughes collapsed on the field but died later at the hospital).

5.) Bud Light scandal, Harvard plagiarism: It takes a lifetime to build a reputation, but it can all be destroyed at the speed of (Bud) light. 2023 was the year where two of the most respected institutions in America destroyed their once platinum reputations. Anheiser Busch was one of the best companies in the history of American business. They did everything right. They wrapped themselves in the American flag. Their Super Bowl ads made us laugh with frogs and lizards and tugged at our patriotic heartstrings with noble Clydesdale horses and fire rescue dogs. Budweiser was America, the King of beers. Then a political activist named Alissa Heinerscheid joined the Anheiser Busch marketing department in a senior role. She came up with the worst marketing campaign in advertising history. She hired transgender social media personality Dylan Mulvaney to be a spokesperson for Bud Light.  The backlash was swift and severe. Making matters worse, Heinerscheid attacked her company’s own customer base as “fratty” and “out of touch.” Sales plummeted as customers flocked to Miller and other beer companies. Anheiser Busch dropped as low as 14th, and has yet to recover. On the education front, Harvard was the top of the top. Then they socially promoted an unqualified woman named Claudine Gay to the elite institution’s presidency solely because she is a black woman and hardcore activist for the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion movement. Gay came under fire during a disastrous House committee hearing where she refused to condemn calls on her campus for genocide against Jews. Matters got worse for her when it was discovered that she is a serial plagiarizer She has been in open violation of rules that would get her own students expelled. Harvard’s Board of Trustees cannot fire her because that would require admitting that they were duped by the twin frauds of DEI and Ms. Gay herself. 20 years after the New York Times was humiliated for socially promoting Jason Blair, Harvard has learned nothing. For the first time in school history, students are rejecting early entry into the school. 

4.) Ivy League professors antisemitism: Claudine Gay is one of far too many professors who range from openly tolerating antisemitic to openly being antisemitic. Just before Hanukkah and only two months after a terrorist attack against Israel, Ivy League university presidents imploded at a House committee hearing. Congresswoamn Elise Stefanik asked three university presidents what should have been an easy question. Would calling for the genocide of Jews be against the rules and laws of their universities? Harvard President Claudine Gay, University of Pennsylvania President Liz Magill, and Massachusetts Institute of Technology President  Sally Kornbluth all tried to whitewash antisemitic calls for genocide. They babbled about how such remarks had to be taken “in context,” as if there was ever was a justifiable context. Large donors immediately began canceling planned future gifts. Prestigious law firms and other companies vowed to no longer hire graduating students from these institutions. Three days after her disastrous congressional testimony, Magill resigned under pressure of being fired. The other two have survived for now. Former President Barack Obama personally lobbied behind the scenes to protect Gay, given their shared status as DEI cheerleaders and token hires under DEI themselves. 

3.) Ecological disasters from East Palestine to Maui: Ecological disasters are not new, but 2023 brought a pair that were truly heartbreaking. In February of this year, A train crash in East Plestine, Ohio released toxic chemicals into the air. This small town of three square miles and less than 5,000 people has been irreversibly harmed. Many of the town’s residents are suffering from respiratory ailments. The largely Republican residents in this small town have claimed to be abandoned by a Democrat President unconcerned with Trump voters. In August of this year, wildfires devastated the Hawaiian Island of Maui. Over 100 people died in Maui. The gorgeous town of Lahaina was practically wiped off of the map and rendered uninhabitable. Over 1% of all of Maui burned. This was a avoidable disaster. Hawaii’s electric utility admitted that its own flawed power lines started the fires. This was the deadliest wildfire in over a century. Hawaii also rarely gets attention in a presidential election, leaving the residents begging federal officials for desperately needed relief. 

2.) Pogroms in America: After the Holocaust, it was taken for granted that America was the one place besides Israel where Jews could feel comfortable. When the most recent war between Israel and her Arab neighbors broke out, carefully organized anti-Israel protests broke out all over America. Virulent antisemitism bubbling below the surface exploded out into the open on college campuses. America’s most “progressive” cities held rallies where people chanted genocidal claims such as “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.” Even New York and Los Angeles, home to the largest Jewish populations outside of Israel, felt the wrath of violent anti-Jewish mobs. These were not free speech rallies. They were pogroms. In Los Angeles, an Arab man assaulted and killed a Jewish man named Paul Kessler in broad daylight. The Arab killer is being tried for a lesser homicide charge but not murder. Pictures of Jewish hostages are being ripped down by anti-Jewish mobs. Jews are having their stores vandalized with Nazi symbols. Chants of “Go back to the ovens,” once unthinkable in America, are openly being said without consequences. The antisemitic mobs are claiming the right to free speech, but there is no constitutional right to violently riot. Jews are taking extra safety measures. The federal government has issued meaningless platitudes condemning all forms of hate including Islamophobia. Yet Jews are the ones explicitly being attacked, often with impunity. Despite efforts to blame everything on “MAGA,” this antisemitism os clearly coming from the left. Many of the rioters have rioted for other leftist causes including radical climate action and radical gay and transgender actions. “Queers for Palestine” marches loudly and proudly without a hint of self-awareness. Many young people on TikTok are openly supporting Hamas and even Osama bin Laden. Jews are attempting to fight back, but the battle is an uphill one.

This brings us to the obvious top news story of 2023.

1.) The October 7th Hamas attacks on Israel: For decades, Israel has had a far superior military advantage over her enemies. Perhaps complacency set in. In a shockingly brutal and effective surprise attack, Hamas crossed into Israel and murdered over 1,200 Israeli Jews. Several Americans were among the murdered. Hamas also seized 240 hostages. Many of the victims were people partying at an Israeli music festival. Innocent women and children were raped, tortured and even beheaded by Hamas terrorists. October 7th became Israel’s September 11th. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu added opposition parties to his conservative government to form a unity wartime government. Unlike past wars, Prime Minister Netanyahu said this one would be vastly different. Israel was no longer seeking to minimize the threat for a few years. The Israeli Defense Forces were preparing to completely eradicate Hamas. The IDF was preparing once and for all to “finish the job.” while the IDF performed as effectively as expected, Israel faced a ticking clock from word bodies drowning in antisemitism. Calls for an immediate ceasefire were calls for Jews to disarm and let Hamas murder them. Israelis have never mastered the public relations game. Displaced Egyptians and Jordanians calling themselves “Palestinians” claimed that they suffered over 20,000 deaths. Yet those numbers come from the Gaza Health Ministry, an Islamist agency run by Hamas. The GHM does not distinguish civilian deaths from terrorist deaths, nor does it distinguish those dying from Israeli fire from those being killed by their own government. Israel’s operation revealed that Hamas used schools, hospitals and mosques as bases for terror operations, eliminating the protected status of these institutions during wartime. Israel has started flooding Hamas’s underground tunnels with seawater to flush the terrorists above ground. Hezbollah has also gotten involved in the fight. Israel has vowed to defeat them as well. Houthi rebels in Yemen have been firing rockets at Israel but also on over 100 American military bases. Most of these attacks on American bases have gone unpunished. In the past, American Democrats have bullied Israel into “restraint” that has often come back to harm Israel. This time seems different. Israel is at war, and they are determined to remove any and all threats to their security, from “Palestinians” to other Islamists. 

These are the Top 10 News Stories of 2023. 

eric

NFL 2023 Week 17 Prequel

Wednesday, December 27th, 2023

NFL 2023 Week 17 Prequel

This is when the big dogs come out.

Thursday, December 28, 2023, 8pm

New York Jets at Cleveland Browns (-7) — The 10-5 Browns have a serious defense. Joe Flacco is playing well enough. As bad as the Jets have been, their defense still shows up. The spread is a bit high given that factor and because the Browns do not blow teams out. Browns win but fail to cover

Saturday, December 30, 8pm

Detroit Lions at Dallas Cowboys (-6) — The 11-4 Lions take on the 10-5 Cowboys. Both teams are in the playoffs. Both teams are good at home and fairly ordinary on the road. Both offenses can move the ball. This is one where you should just take the home field. Cowboys win but fail to cover

Sunday, December 31, 1pm

Miami Dolphins at Baltimore Ravens (-3) — The 11-4 Dolphins are at the 12-3 Ravens. The stakes are very simple. If the Ravens win, they get home field throughout the AFC playoffs and the coveted first round bye as the top seed. If the Dolphins win and then win next week, then they get the top seed and home field. Both Tua Tagovailoa are playing lights out. The Ravens have the better defense. As good as the Dolphins are, watching Baltimore go on the road and tear apart San Francisco tells the story. The Ravens are in Super Bowl mode. Ravens cover

New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills (-12) — The Bills at 9-6 are fighting to make the playoffs. Yet the Patriots despite their awful record have a good defense. The Patriots just went on the road and shocked Denver. They will not do the same to Buffalo, but the spread is too high given that New England for the most part has been losing close games. Bills win but fail to cover

Atlanta Falcons at Chicago Bears (-3) — Neither of these teams are good, but the Falcons are only one game back in the wretched NFC South. Losing to awful Carolina was a killer for them. The Bears have played a little better in recent weeks. With neither of these teams offering anything compelling, just take the home field. The Falcons have everything to play for, but they don’t seem to play like it. Bears cover

Las Vegas Raiders at Indianapolis Colts (-3) — The Raiders are 7-8 and the Colts are 8-7. The Raiders went on the road and shocked Kansas City to keep their season alive. They even have a very slight chance of winning their division. The Colts are tied for their division lead but do not hold the tie-breaker. The Raiders defense has vasty improved. Antonio Pierce is the real deal. Forget the home field advantage. Both teams can pound the rock. Josh Jacobs, Zamir White and Jonathan Taylor are all beasts. The Raiders are playing inspired football at the right time. Gardner Minshew is far better than Aidan O’Connell. Go with the better defense. Upset special, Raiders win outright

Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars (-6 1/2) — The Jaguars have lost 4 straight but at 8-7 they hold their division tie-breaker. The Panthers are awful. This game is just the tonic the Jaguars need. The Carolina defense is not that bad, but the Jaguars should finally get their frustrations out. Jaguars cover

Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans (-3 1/2) — The 8-7 Texans are tied for their division lead but they do not hold the tie-breaker. The Titans finally got Ryan Tannehill back last week after he missed most of the season injured. The Titans still have Derrick Henry and a tough defense. CJ Stroud is back at practice and should clear concussion protocol in time for the game He will make the difference. Texans win but fail to cover

Los Angeles Rams (-6 1/2) at New York Giants — The Rams started 3-6 but have gone 5-1 since to get to 8-7. The Giants went to Philadelphia and gave them all they could handle in a loss. The Tommy Devito story seems to have peaked, given that he was benched for Tyrod Taylor. As well as the Rams are playing, the spread is too high for a road team given that the Giants have been fighting hard and competing. Rams win but fail to cover

Arizona Cardinals at Philadelphia Eagles (-9 1/2) — The 11-4 Eagles barely survived the lowly Giants at home after taking an early 17 point lead. They snapped their three game losing streak the hard way. Yet the Cardinals are awful. Yes, Kyler Murray can still play. He doesn’t have enough help to make this game competitive. The spread is high but the Philadelphia defense should handle things. If they win out, they win the NFC East. They are tied atop the conference but do not hold that tie-breaker. Nevertheless, with a possible stop seed in reach, they will be focused. Eagles cover

New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3) — The 7-8 Saints take on the 8-7 Buccaneers. If the Buccaneers win, they win the NFC South for the third straight year. If the Saints win their final two games and the Buccaneers lose both games, the Saints win the division. The Buccaneers started 4-7 but have won four straight games since. The Saints have the better defense. Derek Carr has been uneven while Baker Mayfield has come on this past month. The Saints have talent but have underachieved all year. Go with the hot team. Buccaneers cover

San Francisco 49ers (-13 1/2) at Washington Commanders — The 11-4 49ers will be an angry bunch after getting humiliated at home against Baltimore. Now they get to take out their frustrations on the lowly Commanders. Ron Rivera may be fired at the end of the year. He has just benched Sam Howell in favor of Jacoby Brissett. Brissett is a competent backup. If the 49ers win their last two games, they win the top seed in the conference with the first round bye and home field advantage throughout the playoffs. The 49ers are far superior but the spread is sky high. A garbage touchdown to beat the spread is possible. 49ers win but fail to cover

4pm

Pittsburgh Steelers at Seattle Seahawks (-3 1/2) — Both teams are 8-7 and fighting for their playoff lives. A loss would be close to fatal for both teams. The Seahawks showed heart and guts in marching 92 yards in the final two minutes to shock Philadelphia last week. The Steelers have lost three of four since Kenny Pickett went down. Mitchell Trubisky was awful, but when he was benched in favor of Mason Rudolph, the Steelers went into Cincinnati and surprisingly beat them up. Yet the Seahawks have the home field, and Geno Smith is no slouch. Neither is his backup Drew Lock if Smith goes down again. The Seahawks have more weapons at wide receiver. Go with the home field in a close one between two great coaches. Seahawks win but fail to cover

Cincinnati Bengals at Kansas City Chiefs (-7 1/2) — For the last two years, this has been the AFC Title Game. Now it is a battle for survival as the 9-6 Chiefs take on the 8-7 Bengals. The Chiefs were shocked at home last week by the Raiders. The Chiefs offense has been out of sync and Patrick Mahomes has not been getting help. The Bengals were humiliated at home by Pittsburgh, another surprise. With one more win, the Chiefs win the AFC West for the eighth straight year. Jake Browning has played well in place of the injured Joe Burrow. Both teams are wounded. Go with an angry Chiefs team at home, but it will not be a cakewalk. Chiefs win but fail to cover

Los Angeles Chargers at Denver Broncos (-5 1/2) — The 7-8 Broncos lost a stunner at home to New England last week. The Broncos went on the road and easily beat up the Chargers. They should easily beat them again. If the Broncos win out and Kansas City loses their final two games, the Broncos would even win their division. Yet for some reason, with everything to play for, Sean Payton has benched Russell Wilson for the final two games. This would seem to signal the end of the Wilson experiment in Denver after one year. This seems to be the same suicide strategy the Raiders used last year with Derek Carr that destroyed their team. The Broncos will win this game without difficulty, and their backup quarterback is Jarrett Stidham, who ironically took over for the Raiders last year. Stidham is competent and the Chargers with their backup quarterback Eason stick are hopeless. Broncos cover

8pm

Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings (-2) — Both teams are 7-8 and fighting for their playoff lives. A loss would knock out either team. Both teams are one game back in the playoff race and need a win and some help. Nick Mullens had a rough game at home in a loss to Detroit, but Mullens is still better than Joshua Dobbs. Jordan Love is nothing special but he is not awful either. Mullens is better. The Vikings have Justin Jefferson, among the best wide receivers in the game. The Vikings have the home field, and over the decade that has matter a lot in this series. Vikings cover