NFL 2021 Week 17 Recap

January 2nd, 2022

NFL 2021 Week 17 Recap

Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Backward Sniksder — The 8-7 Eagles beat the No-Names a couple weeks earlier and were in a good playoff position for a wildcard. The No-Names were done for the year. The No-Names began facing 3rc and 4 at their own 39. Taylor Heinicke hit Sims for 16, Humphries for 10, and Bates for 24. Patterson ran for an 11 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 No-Names. The Eagles after a touchback moved to a 4th and 1 at the Washington 24. Kevin Siriani went for it and Howard got stopped cold. From that same spot, the No-Names moved to a 1st and 10 at the Philadelphia 17. A pair of conservative runs each gained one yard. On 3rd and 8, a completion only gained 2 more yards. Joey Slye hit the 31 yard field goal as the No-Names led 10-0 after the first quarter. 

The Eagles took over at their own 20. Jalen Hurts hit Smith for 12 and Dallas Goedert for 14. The Eagles began the second quarter at the Washington 47. Hurts hit Boston Scott for 5 and 19 and Goedert for 18. On 3rd and goal at the 2, Hurts threw incomplete. Kevin Siriani went for it. Scott got in to get the Eagles within 10-7. The No-Names after a touchback moved 54 yards in 11 plays and 6 minutes. On 1st and 10 from the Philadelphia 19, Heinicke was sacked to kill the drive. Slye hit from 39 to put the No-Names up 13-7 with 5 1/2 minutes left in the half. The No-Names got it back with 2:06 left in the half at their own 6. On 3rd and 1 from their own 15, Smallwood gained 4. On 3rd and 1 from their own 28, Patterson gained 8 but only 30 seconds remained in the half. Heinicke went to Sims for 18 and Terry McLaurin for 9 and spiked the ball to stop the clock with one second left. Slye buried a 55 yard field goal as the Backward Sniksder took a 16-7 lead to the locker rooms.  

After a third quarter touchback, Hurts hit Goedert for 8 and Scott for 18. On 3rd and 4 from the Washington 40, Hurts hit Goedert for 13. On 3rd and 14 from the Washington 31, Hurts went deep to Ward for 27. On 2nd and goal at the 2, a run went nowhere and another run only gained one. Midway through the third quarter needing 2 scores, Kevin Siriani gambled on 4th and goal at the one. Scott got in to finish the 14 play, 75 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive and get the Eagles within 16-14. The rest of the game belonged to the defenses. A field position game had the Eagles facing 3rd and 1 at the Washington 48 to start the fourth quarter. Gainwell gained 4 and Hurts hit Goedert for 13. on 3rd and 13 from the Washington 34, Hurts hit Watkins for 10. Jake Elliott hit the 42 yard field goal to give the Eagles their first lead 17-16 with 11 1/2 minutes left in regulation. The No Names moved from their 21 to a 4th and 4 just past midfield midway through the fourth quarter. Riverboat Ron Rivera went for it and Heinicke threw incomplete. With a short field, the Eagles took 5 minutes off the clock and ran 10 plays. On 3rd and 5 from the Washington 23, Hurts threw incomplete. Elliott hit from 41 to put the Eagles up 4 with 2:20 left. After a touchback, Heinicke moved the No-Names for a 1st and 10 at the Philly 20 with 30 seconds left. The Not-Names took their last timeout.Heinicke went to the end zone and had a receiver but the ball was overthrown. McLeod made a diving interception to seal the win. The Eagles started 2-5 but have gone 7-2 since. The 9-7 Eagles based on results Sunday night clinched a playoff wildcard. 20-16 Eagles

Los Angeles Rams at Baltimore Ravens — The 11-4 Rams had already clinched a playoff spot and came in with a one game lead in the NFC West and one game back in the race for home field advantage throughout the playoffs. The 8-7 Ravens had lost 4 straight games. They entered the day one game back in the AFC North and alive for a playoff spot. Lamar Jackson was again out but backup Tyler Huntley, who missed last week with Covid, was back. The Rams early on from their own 4 yard line moved 58 yards in 11 plays and nearly 5 minutes. Despite 1st and 10 at the Baltimore 34, offensive holding pushed the Rams back. Sean McVay gambled on a 56 yard field goal try, but Matt Gay was no good. The Rams got the ball back at their own 8. On 3rd and 2 from their own 16, Stafford was intercepted by Chuck Clark, who returned it 17 yards for a defensive touchdown and a 7-0 Ravens lead. The Rams moved from their own 24 to a 3rd and 5 at the Baltimore 38. A delay of game penalty was followed by a 3rd and 10 deep pass that saw Stafford get intercepted again. 

The Ravens took over on their own 4 yard line. On 3rd and 5 from their 9, Huntley hit Bateman for 9. On 1st and 19 from their own 9, Huntley hit Mark Andrews for 18. Huntley went deep to Andrews for 33. On 3rd and 2 from the Rams 24, Devonta Freeman gained one. John Harbaugh went for it on 4th and 1 and Huntley got around the end for a 15 yard gain. On 3rd and goal from the 5, Huntley threw incomplete. The 15 play, 91 yard, 9 minute drive only produced a field goal. Justin Tucker hit from 23 to make it 10-0 Ravens in the second quarter. The Ravens got it back at their own 14. From their own 28, Huntley went deep and was intercepted by Fuller, who returned it 34 yards to the Baltimore 29. Stafford hit Sony Michel for 11 and Cooper Kupp for an 18 yard touchdown. With only 55 seconds left in the half, the Rams were within 10-7. 

The Ravens took over at their own 21. Huntley gained 17. Huntley then hit Bateman for 14 and Andrews for 15. On 3rd and 1 from the Rams 39, Huntley ran for 11 and spiked the ball with 10 seconds left. After an incompletion left 2 seconds, Tucker hit the 46 yard field goal to put the Ravens up 13-7. In the third quarter the Rams moved from their own 25 to a 1st and 10 at the Baltimore 11. Stafford was then sacked and fumbled. The Ravens recovered at their own 20. On 3rd and 3 from their own 27, Huntley hit Hollywood Brown for 4. The Ravens moved to a 4th and 1 at the Rams 33. John Harbaugh went for it and Huntley gained 2. On 2nd and 7 from the Rams 28, Huntley threw incomplete twice. Tucker hit from 46 again as the Ravens dominant defense and Tucker’s 3 field goals had them up 16-7 with less than 5 minutes left in the third quarter.

A field position game had the Rams taking over at their own 45. Michel gained 11 and Stafford hit Tyler Higbee for 8 as the third quarter ended. Stafford found Kupp for 21. Sony Michel ran for 7 and then the one yard touchdown to get the Rams within 16-14 with 12 minutes left in regulation. After a touchback, Freeman ran for 32. The Ravens moved to a 2nd and goal at the 2 with 6 minutes left. A touchdown and extra point would all but ice the game. Latavius Murray lost 2 yards. Then came a delay of game penalty. On 3rd and goal at the 9, Huntley was sacked. Tucker hit his fourth field goal from 34. The 12 play, 59 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive had the Ravens up 19-14 with only 4 1/2 minutes remaining. Yet the Ravens left the door open. The Rams still had life.

After a touchback, Stafford hit Higbee for 15, Kupp for 24 and 4, and Skowronek for 15. Michel ran for 8 and one, but on 3rd and 1 from the Baltimore 8, Michel lost 4 yards. The Ravens took a timeout on defense with 1:08 left. It all came down to 4th and 5 from the Baltimore 12. Stafford fired over the middle to Beckham for just enough as the Ravens took a 2nd timeout. Stafford went to Beckham again for the 7 yard touchdown. The 2 point conversion try failed but the Rams led by one point. The Ravens after a touchback still had 57 seconds left, one timeout, and the best kicker in the game. Needing big yards, Huntley threw short passes. With 22 seconds left, the Ravens faced 4th and 1 from their own 34. Huntley hit Andrews or 4 yards but the Ravens had to take their final timeout with only 19 seconds left. Huntley was then sacked, forcing him to race to the line and spike the ball to stop the clock. 3 seconds remained and the Ravens had 3rd and 23 from their own 25. Even Tucker cannot hit a 92 yard field. The Hail Mary was out of the question, so it went to the hook and laterals, which failed. The Ravens lost their 5th straight game to fall to 8-8, with 3 of those losses coming by one point. The Ravens are still alive for a playoff spot but will need to win next week and get help. The 12-4 Rams are in the playoffs but still have not clinched their division. They lead the NFC West by one game. Home field advantage throughout the playoffs is out of reach. 20-19 Rams

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New York Jets — Even though these teams have no rivalry, Tom Brady still loves to humiliate the Jets. Yet this game will unfortunately be remembered for a bizarre incident that had nothing to do with the final score. The 11-4 Buccaneers had already locked up the NFC South and were one game back in the race for home field advantage throughout the playoffs. The Jets were terrible. This game was a total mismatch. As ESPN uber-announcer Chris Berman reminds us, “THAT’s why they PLAY the GAMES!” The Jets began at their own 28. Ndamokung Suh immediately jumped offside. Carter then took a handoff 55 yards. Zach Wilson hit Braxton Berrios for 9 down to the one. Berrios got the last yard to make it 7-0 Jets. The Buccaneers soon faced 3rd and 3 at their own 32. Brady hit Evans for 4. On 3rd and 1 from their own 45, Jones gained 3. On 3rd and 6 from the Jets 48, Brady hit LeVeon Bell for 15. A defensive facemask had the Buccaneers at the 10 yard line. Brady hit Evans for a 4 yard touchdown to cap the 13 play, 75 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive to make it 7-7.

The Jets soon faced 3rd and 2 at their own 34. Wilson hit Smith for 13. Walter gained 14. On 3rd and 7 from the Tampa Bay 36, Wilson hit Berrios for 9. On 3rd and 10 from the Tampa 27, Wilson hit Yeboah for 12. On 3rd and 4 from the Tampa 9, Wilson hit Berrios for the touchdown. The 13 play, 74 yard, 7 minute drive had the Jets up 14-7 in the second quarter. The Buccaneers after a touchback moved to a 2nd and 7 at the Jets 20. A run lost a yard and Brady threw incomplete. Ryan Succop hit a 39 yard field goal to get the Buccaneers within 14-10. The game slowed down and with 54 seconds left in the half the Buccaneers took over at their own 10. With 28 seconds left they were already at the Jets 46. Brady then went deep and was intercepted by Echols, who returned it 30 yards to the Jets 48. 16 seconds remained. Wilson hit Johnson for 19, which was enough for Eddy Pineiro to nail a 51 yard field goal for a 17-10 Jets advantage at the half. The Jets began the third quarter facing 3rd and 1 at their own 43. Wilson hit Berrios for 2. Wilson then went to Johnson for 23, Berrios for 11, and Keelan Cole for 21 down to the one. Ty Johnson got in as the Jets were winning a shocker up 24-10 midway through the third quarter. 

Then came the incident that will be talked about for years. Bruce Arians tried to send Antonio Brown into the game. For some reason, Brown said no. He was not injured in any way. He just refused to play. Arians again told him to get in. Again, Brown refused. Since Brown was not willing to get in, an angry Arians then told him to get out. Brown then had a total meltdown. He went to the end zone and took off his clothing. He removed his jersey and his shirt, standing bare-chested in front of the entire crowd. His fellow wide receivers tried to calm him down to no avail. Brown left the stadium. In the middle of a key game with playoff implications, he just quit. Time will tell exactly what happened, but this talented and troubled receiver with a history of mental illness and off-field incidents may have played his last NFL game. Brown was on his fourth team in three years. At this point there are serious questions whether Brown has what it takes to stay alive. He needs serious mental help. 

Meanwhile, the Buccaneers had a football game to play. After an offensive unnecessary roughness penalty, they soon faced 3rd and 20 from their own 15. The New Meadowlands was rocking. The Jets were smelling upset. Then came a key play in the game. Brady found Cyril Grayson for exactly 20. Brady then went to Rob Gronkowski for 14. On 3rd and 7 from the Jets 47, Brady hit Evans for 8. Brady then went deep to Perriman for 32. On 3rd and goal from the 4, Brady threw incomplete. With 30 seconds left in the third quarter, Bruce Arians went for it. One stop would really help the Jets. Instead, Brady hit Cameron Brate for the touchdown. The 13 play, 75 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive had the Buccaneers within 24-17. Early in the fourth quarter the Buccaneers after a pair of incompletions faced 4th and 6 at the Jets 39. Bruce Arians decided not to go for it or try a 57 yard field goal. He decided to punt and play field position. The strategy worked. From their own 9, the Jets went 3 and out and a 38 yard punt had the Buccaneers with a short field at the Jets 47. Brady went to Gronk for 21. On 3rd and 7 from the Jets 23, Brady went to Bell for 12. On 2nd and 8 from the Jets 9, Brady threw incomplete twice. Ryan Succop hit the 27 yard field goal to get the Buccaneers within 24-20 midway through the fourth quarter. 

The Jets took over after a touchback and moved 68 yards in 11 plays and 5 1/2 minutes. A touchdown would put the game away and secure the shocking upset. On 3rd and 6 from the Tampa 11, Wilson completed a pass to Berrios for only 4 yards. The Jets took a timeout to discuss what should have taken 5 seconds to decide. On 4th and 2 from the Tampa 7 with 2:17 to play, you kick the field goal. This is a no-brainer. You kick the field goal. Every…single…time. Former Jets head coach Herm Edwards said, “HELLO? You PLAY to WIN the GAMES!” Yet sometimes not losing games is a wise strategy. Robert Saleh decided to go for it. Wilson kept the ball himself and got stopped cold for no gain. Although the Buccaneers were 93 yards away with 2:11 left, the result was inevitable. Brady hit Johnson for 8 and Grayson for 3 and 6. On 3rd and 4 from his own 24, Brady hit Johnson for 6. Brady then went to Johnson for 27, Grayson for 10, and Grayson again for a 33 yard touchdown With only 15 seconds left, Tom Terrific had done it again the Jets had folded again. For some reason Bruce Arians tried a 2 point conversion, and Bell got in to turn a 4 point deficit into a 4 point Buccaneers lead. The Jets took over at their own 30 with 9 seconds left. After an incompletion left 3 seconds, the hook and laterals reached midfield and died. Brady finished 34 of 50 with 410 yards, 3 touchdowns and one interception. The 12-4 Buccaneers had already clinched the NFC South, but home field advantage is out of reach. 28-24 Buccaneers

Miami Dolphins at Tennessee Titans — The Dolphins won their opener, lost 7 straight, then won 7 straight to get to 8-7. They were one game back in the AFC East and tied with 3 other teams for the wildcard. They held the tie-breaker. The 10-5 Titans with a win would lock up the AFC South. Neither team had clinched a playoff spot. Both Brian Flores and Mike Vrabel are both Bill Belichick disciples who know defense. A field position game eventually had the Titans taking over at the Miami 46. On 2nd and 15, Ryan Tannehill went deep to AJ Brown for 25. On 3rd and 5 from the Miami 21, Tannehill hit Anthony Firkser for only 4. Vrabel went for it on 4th and 1 from the Miami 17. Tannehill gained 2. Foreman ran for 14 down to the one. Tannehill hit Swaim for the touchdown to make it 7-0 Titans. 2 plays later from their own 26, Tua Tagovailoa was sacked and fumbled. The Titans recovered at the Miami 14. On 3rd and 6, a completion gained only 5 yards. On 4th and 1 from the Miami 5, Vrabel decided not to gamble. Randy Bullock hit the 23 yard field goal in the second quarter to make it 10-0 Titans.

The Dolphins moved after a touchback to a 3rd and 10 at the Tennessee 27. A run gained only 6 yards. Jason sanders hit the 39 yard field goal to get the Dolphins on the board. The Titans soon faced 3rd and 1 from their own 34. Tannehill hit Swaim for 5 and AJ Brown for 16. On 3rd and 7 from the Miami 42, Tannehill threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant an 8 yard gain. On 3rd and 2 from the Miami 26, Tannehill got around the end for 5. Foreman ran for a 21 yard touchdown as the Titans led 17-3 at the break. In the third quarter the Dolphins took over at their own 2 yard line and moved 63 yards in 10 plays and 5 minutes. Despite 1st and 10 at the Tennessee 27, an incompletion and a run that went nowhere meant 3rd and 10. Tagovailoa was sacked for an 8 yard loss. Sanders missed a 53 yard field goal. The Dolphins got it back at their own 7 and moved 51 yards in 10 plays. They had 1st and 10 at the Miami 26. Tagovailoa was sacked and fumbled, but the Dolphins kept the ball. Yet on 4th and 11, Brian Flores decided to go for it. Tagovailoa threw incomplete. Then an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Miami gave the Titans 15 free yards. With 10 1/2 minutes left in regulation, instead of a possible 17-17 game, the Dolphins still trailed 17-3. After that, the Titans took a close game and turned out the lights.

On 3rd and 1 from the Miami 49, Foreman broke free for a 35 yard gain. Tannehill then hit Firkser for a 15 yard touchdown to make it 24-3 Titans midway through the fourth quarter. After a touchback, the Dolphins had to go for it on 4th and 2 from their own 44. Tagovailoa threw incomplete. The short field led to a 44 yard Bullock field goal to make it 27-3 Titans. One play and 9 seconds after a touchback, Tagovailoa was intercepted. The Titans took over at the Miami 38. On 3rd and 11, Dontrell Hilliard ran for a 39 yard touchdown to complete the blowout. The Dolphins are the only team in NFL history to have 7 game losing and 7 game winning streaks. Yet at 8-8, they were knocked out of playoff contention. The 11-5 Titans got a double-barreled gift. Indianapolis lost their game, allowing the Titans to clinch the AFC South for the 2nd straight year. The last time they won consecutive division titles was 60 years ago when they won 3 straight as the Houston Oilers from 1960-1962.  Kansas City also lost their game, allowing the Titans to move into a first place tie atop the AFC. The Titans beat the Chiefs earlier this season. The Titans have the tie-breaker. If they win next week, they have home field advantage throughout the entire playoffs. 34-3 Titans 

Jacksonville Jaguars at New England Patriots — The Jaguars with 2 more losses would guarantee themselves the top pick in the Draft for the second straight year. The 9-6 Patriots were tied for the AFC East lead but did not hold the tie-breaker. They had not clinched a playoff spot. Sometimes a really bad team can go on the road and shock a really good team in an upset for the ages. This was not that game. Goliath beat up david and stole his girlfriend and lunch money. The Patriots began at their own 30. Mac Jones hit Meyers for 8, and Wilkerson for 7. On 2nd and 13 from their own 39, Jones hit Harris for 12 and on 3rd and 1 found Meyers for 6. On 3rd and 5 form the Jacksonville 38, Jones hit Meyers for 14. Stevenson ran for 15. Harris added 7 and then the 2 yard touchdown to cap the 11 play, 70 yard, 7 minute drive and make it 7-0 Patriots. The Jaguars moved from their own 23 to a 3rd and 3 at the New England 11. Trevor Lawrence threw incomplete. Matt Wright hit the 29 yard field goal to get the Jaguars on the board. In the second quarter the Patriots blasted the Jaguars into oblivion. 

From their own 34, Jones hit Wilkerson for 9. Harris added 5 and Kendrick Bourne added 9 more. Stevenson gained 9 and 7. Jones hit Hunter Henry for 17. Harris ran for the 7 yard touchdown to make it 14-3 Patriots. An interception of Lawrence was returned 33 yards to the Jacksonville 33. On 3rd and 5, Jones hit Bolden for 8. Jones hit Wilkerson for the 5 yard touchdown to make it 21-3 Patriots with 4:40 left in the half. At the 2 minute warning, Lawrence was intercepted again and the Patriots had another short field at the Jacksonville 43. Jones hit Meyers for 8. A sack of Jones was nullified by a roughing the passer penalty. Jones hit Bourne for 8. On 3rd and 2 from the Jags 8, Harris gained 4. Jones hit Meyers for the 4 yard touchdown to make it 28-3. Jones’s 20th touchdown pass of the season was actually a team rookie record. Jim Plunkett had the previous record of 19 in 1971. Tom Brady did not play until his second season.

For some reason the second half was played, something about league rules. In the third quarter the Patriots moved 77 yards and Jones threw a 20 yard touchdown pass to Wilkerson. The extra point was blocked but the Patriots led 34-3. Lawrence threw his third interception, which was returned 20 yards down to the one. Stevenson got in to make it 41-3 Patriots after three quarters. In the fourth quarter they tacked on a field goal for a 44-3 lead. With 10:45 left in the game and a 41 point lead, Bill Belichick gave Jones the rest of the day off and taught him how to hold a clipboard. It’s never to early to learn coaching skills, even though Jones has yet to complete his first season as a player. Brian Hoyer came in and led the Patriots 74 yards to another touchdown, an 8 yard run by Stevenson. Up by 47, the classless Belichick went for a 2 point conversion that failed. The Jaguars finally got one garbage touchdown. If the 2-14 Jaguars lose next week, they are guaranteed the top pick in the Draft for the second straight year. The 10-6 Patriots clinched a playoff spot. They are tied for the AFC East lead but do not hold the tie-breaker. They are still one game back in the race for home field throughout the playoffs, but have an outside shot at that. They can wind up anywhere from the top to near the bottom of the playoff seedings. 50-10 Patriots

Las Vegas Raiders at Indianapolis Colts — The 8-7 Raiders had won 2 straight and would make the playoffs with 2 more wins. The 9-6 Colts would be in the playoffs with one more win. Carson Wentz cleared Covid protocols and played. Darren Waller did not. With John Madden decals on their helmets, the Raiders could not have started the game any better. After a touchback, Josh Jacobs ran for 6 and Derek Carr hit Hunter Renfrow for 14. On 3rd and 3 from the Indianapolis 48, Carr hit Renfrow for 7. On 3rd and 1 from the Colts 32, Jalen Richard gained 4. Jacobs gained 6. Marcus Mariota came in for Carr, faked a handoff, and gained 9. Jacobs ran for the 2 yard touchdown. The 12 play, 75 yard, 7 minute drive had the Raiders up 7-0. The Raiders defense then forced the Colts to go 3 and out. Everything was going right, but the Raiders had a habit of scoring one early touchdown and then trying to win the rest of the game on field goals and defense. 16 points would not beat the Colts. The Raiders soon faced 3rd and 3 at their own 42. Carr went for the bomb and DeSean Jackson had a step on his man. The ball was slightly under thrown and intercepted. The Colts took over at their own 28, so it was essentially a punt. 

The defense held and the Raiders got a spark when Renfrow returned a punt 41 yards to the Indianapolis 35. Yet Jacobs was not in the game. He took a couple shots to his ribs and was on the sideline trying to will himself back into the game. He would be in and out the entire game as he tried to gut it out. On 2nd and 8 from the Indy 22, Peyton Barber lost 4 yards. On 3rd and 12 to start the second quarter, Carr was sacked for a 3 yard loss. Daniel Carlson hit the 47 yard field goal to make it 10-0 Raiders. After a touchback, Jonathan Taylor gashed the Raiders for gains of 4, 18, 24 and 3. On 2nd and 7 from the Raiders 26, Wentz hit Nyheim Hines for 18 but offensive holding nullified the gain. On 3rd and 9 from the Raiders 28, Wentz threw incomplete. Mike Badgley hit a 46 yard field goal to get the Colts within 10-3. A field position game had the Raiders getting the ball back at their own 43 with 6 minutes left in the half. Carr went deep to Zee Jones for 26. On 4th and 1 from the Colts 22, Rich Bisaccia decided to go for it. Marcus Mariota came in for Carr for the play and gained 3. On 2nd and 5 from the Indy 14, Mariota came in again and ran for 4. Mariota fumbled, but luckily the ball rolled out of bounds. The Raiders were getting every break. They had 3rd and 1 from the Indy 10 with 1:55 left in the half. Mariota stayed in the game for another play. A touchdown would put them up 17-3. Then came the problems that have plagued the Raiders for years if not decades. 

Rookie Alex Leatherwood, who has had a very rocky year, got called for a false start. With 3rd and 6 instead of 3rd and 1, Bisaccia took Mariota out and brought Carr back in. Frank Reich brought the house on defense and Carr was sacked for an 11 yard loss. Carlson nailed the 47 yard field goal. The Raiders led 13-3, but the patter of getting one touchdown followed by field goals was continuing. Nevertheless, after more than 28 minutes, Wentz had only 8 total yards passing. The Raiders just needed to get to the half. Then Carlson messed up and hit the ensuing kickoff out of bounds to set the Colts up at their own 40. Wentz hit Hines for 5, Mo Alive-Cox for 17, Pittman for 7, Hines for 6, Zach Pascal for 8, Alie-Cox for 4, and Pittman for 12 down to the one as the Colts took their last timeout with 15 seconds left. Needing only one yard, a couple pass attempts by Wentz were well defended incomplete. With only 4 seconds left on 3rd and goal at the one, a field goal would have been justified. Reich took a major gamble and went for it. One defensive stop would give the Raiders a major jolt. Taylor got in. The Colts only trailed by 13-10 at halftime. 

The Colts got the ball to start the second half after a touchback. Before they could run a play, the defense jumped offside. Taylor then ran for 14 and 2. Wentz hit Alie-Cox for 7. Alie-Cox fumbled, but the ball rolled out of bounds. On 3rd and 1 from the Raiders 47, a run got stopped cold. Frank Reich decided to go for it. One defensive stop would give the Raiders a short field. Wentz took the carry and was initially stopped cold short. Yet his own offensive lineman pushed Wentz forward for a 2 yard gain. Officials missed the push. On the next play came chaos and blind luck. Wentz went for the bomb as 2 receivers and 2 defenders jockeyed for position. The 2 Raiders defenders were both in the best position for an easy interception. Instead the 2 defenders knocked into each other and the ball bounced off one of their helmets high in the air. Standing all by his lonesome in the end zone was TY Hilton, who caught the deflection for a gift touchdown. The Hail Mary put the Colts up 17-13. It was Hilton’s only catch of the day. The Raiders after a touchback moved to a 1st and 10 just shy of midfield. Then came a delay of game penalty. Then Carr fired over the middle and was intercepted for the second time. Only midway through the third quarter, The Raiders collapse appeared complete.

The Colts took over just shy of midfield. They moved to a 2nd and 5 at the Raiders 33. A 24-13 lead would finish off the Raiders. This time the defense came up big. Taylor lost a yard. On 3rd and 6, Gus Bradley brought the pressure. Wentz was sacked for an 8 yard loss to push the Colts out of field goal range. A great punt pinned the Raiders at their own 4 yard line. They moved to a 2nd and 10 at their own 43. Jacobs ran for 12, but an illegal block killed the drive. On 3rd and 13, Carr threw incomplete. Yet the Colts began the fourth quarter going 3 and out. Wentz had a wide open Hilton on first down and just threw him for a killer incompletion. A 16 yard punt return by Renfrow had the Raiders taking over at their own 38. Carr went deep to Jones for 42 yards. On 3rd and 7 from the Indy 16, Carr hit Renfrow for only 5. The call was obvious. In this situation you have to kick the field goal. There is no question. You take the points and get within 17-16. Rich Bisaccia went for it all as conventional wisdom begged for a field goal try. On 4th and 2 from the Indy 11, Carr fired over the middle and found Renfrow for the touchdown. With over 11 minutes left in regulation, the Raiders had regained the lead 20-17. Now it was up to Carlson not to kick the ball out of bounds again and the defense not to melt down. Carlson did his job and got the touchback.

Taylor ran for gains of 2, 8, and 5. Taylor then ran for 10 but offensive holding backed the Colts up to 2nd and 15 at their own 30. Wentz hit Pittman for 12. The defense needed one more stop. On 3rd and 3 from their own 42, Wentz kept it himself and gained 7. On 1st and 10 just shy of midfield, Nate Hobbs had Wentz dead to rights for a sack. Yet rather than just take Wentz down, Hobbs got greedy and tried to get a strip of the ball instead. This allowed Wentz to escape with an incompletion rather than a big loss. On 3rd and 9 from midfield, Wentz threw incomplete but again Nate Hobbs messed up. Defensive pass interference meant 11 yards and a first down. On 3rd and 3 from the Raiders 32, the defense again could not get a stop as Wentz hit Taylor for 6. On 3rd and 9 from the Raiders 25, Wentz hit Hines for only 3 yards thanks to a saving ankle tackle by Hobbs. He redeemed himself in a big way. The defense had finally gotten a stop. Both teams decided not to use a timeout as the clock ticked down to the 2 minute warning. Badgley came in for a 41 yard field goal try to tie the game. The kick was good. The Colts moved the ball 53 yards in 14 plays. They took a mind-numbing 9 1/2 minutes off the clock. Yet they did not have the lead. The game was only tied 20-20. Carr has been bailing out the Raiders for 8 years. With the season on the line after a touchback, he was asked to save his team again. The Raiders had 1:56 and all 3 timeouts.

Carr hit Foster Moreau for 9, Jacobs for 4, and Jones for 14 as the Raiders took their first timeout with one minute left. A pair of incompletions meant 3rd and 10 at the Indy 48. Carr went bombs away to Renfrow, who caught the ball, went to the ground,  and got up without being touched. Renfrow raced for a 48 yard touchdown. With 48 seconds left, it appeared the Raiders had the 27-20 lead. After a very lengthy review, it was ruled that Renfrow was down by contact after a 24 yard gain. Normally a home crowd would celebrate that, but the Indianapolis crowd was muted. It would have been better for them had Renfrow scored. The Raiders would lead by 7 but at least the Colts would get the ball back with 48 seconds and all 3 timeouts. Instead, the Colts had to burn a timeout on defense after the big Renfrow completion. From the Indy 24 Jacobs ran up the gut twice to force the Colts to use their final timeouts. On 3rd and 3 from the indy 17 and the Colts out of timeouts, Jacobs ran up the gut a 3rd straight time. Although he only gained 2 yards to set up 4th and 1, the Raiders took the clock down to 2 seconds. 

2 weeks ago, Carlson won on the road at Cleveland on the final play. That was from 47 yards out in the cold. This was from 33 yards out indoors. Carlson was good. The Raiders won their 3rd straight game. Both teams are 9-7 and neither one has clinched a playoff spot. Neither team can win their respective divisions. Both teams with a win next week are in the playoffs. If they both lose, the NFL tie-breaking system will figure that out. The Colts are at the worst team in the league, Jacksonville. The Raiders have a major showdown at home against the Chargers, who beat them earlier in the year in Los Angeles. The rematch is in Las Vegas. With Al Davis and John Madden watching from luxury boxes in the sky, the Raiders had given themselves what every team asks for…one chance. 

The Raiders control their own destiny. They are at home. 5 years ago after 13 straight losing seasons, the 2016 Raiders were 11-3 and throttling the Colts at home 33-7 in the third quarter. Carr should have been taken out of the game. Instead he was kept in. Leading 33-14, Carr suffered a broken leg. Although the Raiders hung on to beat the Colts 33-25, The 12-3 Raiders knew they were done. They lost their regular season finale to blow the division lead. Instead of getting a bye week to rest, they had to play a playoff game on the road with a 3rd string quarterback who had never thrown an NFL pass. The Raiders lost. The 2021 Raiders after beating the Colts now have only their 2nd winning season in the last 19 years. If they make the playoffs and keep Carr upright, he will finally get to start a playoff game. He is the heart and soul of the Silver and Black, and the Raider Nation is rooting for this nice guy to finish first. Just win baby. 23-20 Raiders

  

Kansas City Chiefs at Cincinnati Bengals — The 11-4 Chiefs had won 8 straight and already clinched the AFC West. One more win would lock up home field advantage through the playoffs. The 9-6 Bengals were one game up in the AFC North but had not clinched a playoff spot yet. The Chiefs took over at their own 28. Pass interference on a deep ball gave the Chiefs 32 yards. On 3rd and 2 from the Cincinnati 32, Patrick Mahomes hit Damien Williams for only one yard. Walrus Andy Reid gambled on 4th and 1 and Bell took the direct snap up the gut for 2. On the next play Mahmoes went deep to Robinson for the 29 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Chiefs. The Chiefs got it back at their own 37. Mahomes hit Travis Kelce for 7 and Tyreek Hill for 17. On 1st and 10 from the Cincinnati 49 after offensive holding, Mahomes went to Bell for 24 Derrick Gore gained 23 down to the 2. On 3rd and goal at the 3, Mahomes hit Kelce for the touchdown to make it 14-0 Chiefs. 

Two plays after a touchback the Bengals were right back in it. A short pass from Joe Burrow to JaMarr Chase saw Chase split the seams and race for a 72 yard touchdown to get the Bengals within 14-7. The Chiefs soon faced 3rd and 1 at their own 34. Burton gained 2. The second quarter began with the Chiefs facing 3rd and 10 at their own 36. Mahomes went bombs away to Mecole Hardman for 53. Williams ran for the one yard touchdown to make it 21-7 Chiefs. After a touchback, Burrow hit Chase for 8. Joe Mixon ran for 6, caught a pass from Burrow for 8, and ran for 6 more. Burrow hit Chase for 9. On 3rd and 3 from the Chiefs 40, Burrow threw incomplete but defensive pass interference added 5 yards and an automatic first down. Burrow hit Tyler Boyd for 17 and Chase for the 18 yard touchdown to get the Bengals within 21-14. The Chiefs took over at their own 27 and Williams ran for 8 and 10. On 3rd and 4 just past midfield, Mahomes went deep to Byron Pringle for 27. Williams caught a pass from Mahomes for 7 and ran for 5. Mahomes ran for 8 down to the one. Williams got the last yard to make it 28-14 Chiefs. They were on their way to clinching home field throughout the playoffs. 

With 2:18 left in the half the Bengals moved from their own 25 to a 1st and 10 at the Chiefs 28. Burrow threw 3 incompletions. Evan McPherson hit the 46 yard field goal to get the Bengals within 28-17 at the half. The Bengals needed only 3 plays and 90 seconds in the third quarter to get right back in it. On 3rd and 4 from their own 31, Burrow went to Chase for a 69 yard touchdown. Just like that, the Bengals were within 28-24. The rest of the third quarter was scoreless as the Bengals began the fourth quarter facing 3rd and 3 at their own 21. Defensive pass interference added 11 yards. Burrow then went deep to Higgins for 39 yards and Chase for 10 more. On 2nd and 11 from the Chiefs 20, Burrow hit Chase for 5, with a horse collar tackle penalty adding 8 more. Burrow hit Boyd for a 5 yard touchdown. 17 unanswered points had the Bengals up 31-28 with 11 1/2 minutes left in regulation. 

A very short kickoff was fielded at the Kansas City 20 and returned 12 yards to their own 32. The Chiefs moved 52 yards in 11 plays and nearly 6 minutes. On 3rd and 5 from the Cincy 16, Mahomes threw incomplete. Harrison Butker hit the 34 yard field goal, but with 6 minutes left the Chiefs had only tied the game 31-31 rather than take the lead. After a touchback, Burrow hit Boyd for 9 and Mixon for 2. Burrow then went deep to Chase for 35 yards. The Bengals had 1st and 10 from the Kansas City 24, but offensive holding and a sack of Burrow had the Bengals facing 3rd and 27 from the Chiefs 41. The normal play is to run the ball or throw a short pass to gain a few yards and get into long but manageable field goal range. With 3:19 to play, Zac Taylor had other ideas. Burrow went deep to Chase for a 30 yard gain. The Chiefs meltdown on 3rd and 27 now meant 1st and 10 for the Bengals at the Chiefs 11. Mixon gained 5 and 4 as the Chiefs took their first timeout on defense with the Bengals facing 3rd and 1 at the Chiefs 2. Mixon got the yard as the clock hit the 2 minute warning. Yet on 1st and goal at the one with 2 minutes left, chaos ensued.

Twice Burrow tried the quarterback sneak. Twice, Burrow was denied. The Chiefs took their last timeout on defense with 1:46 to play and the Bengals facing 3rd and goal at the one. In this case you run the ball every single time. Repeat, every single time. That way if you don’t score, 45 seconds have come off the clock. Better to leave with Mahomes with one minute rather than nearly 2 minutes. Mixon got the carry and got stopped cold for no gain. The clock ticked down to one minute and the Bengals also took their final timeout. Now it was 4th and goal at the one. Pick your poison. A field goal gives Mahomes the ball back with almost  a minute left needing only a field goal to force overtime. A defensive stop gives the Chiefs the chance to win with only a field goal, but from their own one yard line a safety would be a risk. No matter what, even if the Bengals score a touchdown, the Chiefs would have almost a minute to tie the game. As long as Mahomes has the ball, the Chiefs have a chance. Yet on 4th and goal at the one, even more chaos ensued. 

Burrow completed a pass to Mixon, but he was stopped cold inches shy of the goal. Replay showed there was a chance Mixon broke the plane of the goal. The call could have gone either way, but either way it would not matter. There were holding penalties on both teams. The penalties offset. Instead of 58 seconds, there were now 50 seconds. Yet it was 4th and goal at the one again with all the same scenarios. This time Burrow threw incomplete. Yet again there was a penalty, and this time the only flag was on the defense for illegal use of hands. This was the worst possible scenario for the Chiefs. Even letting the Bengals score would have given them a chance. Yet the penalty meant an entirely new set of downs and 1st and goal at the one. Now the Bengals could take the clock down, and the did exactly that. Rather than score, Burrow took a knee. Without a timeout, the Bengals had to be very careful not to commit a false start or the 10 second runoff would end the quarter. The Bengals spiked the ball to stop the clock with 3 seconds left. From 20 yards out, McPherson hit the field goal. Mahomes would not get the ball back. One week after throwing for 525 yards, Burrow threw for 446 yards. Burrow became the first player in NFL history with consecutive games of 400+ yards passing, 4 touchdowns, and 0 interceptions.

The entire AFC has been scrambled. The 10-6 Bengals clinched the AFC North for the first time since 2015. The Chiefs saw their 8 game win streak and their lead over the conference evaporate. At 11-5, the Chiefs fell into a tie with Tennessee. Tennessee owns the tie-breaker, so the Chiefs no longer control the ability to get home field throughout the playoffs and a first round bye. The Chiefs travel to Denver for their regular season finale. If the Chiefs win and Tennessee loses, the Chiefs still get home field throughout. If Tennessee wins or the Chiefs lose, they do not. To make things even crazier, if the Chiefs and Tennessee both lose and the Bengals win their regular season finale at Cleveland, the Bengals would vault all the way into a 3 way tie atop the AFC. The Bengals would own the tie-breaker and they would get home field. The Bengals were 0-7 in the playoffs under Marvin Lewis. Yet he did not have Joe Burrow. Zac Taylor does. The Chiefs have hosted the AFC Title Game the last 3 years. This stumble today means that streak of dominance is in jeopardy, making Andy Reid a most concerned furrow-browed Walrus indeed. 34-31 Bengals        

New York Giants at Chicago Bears — Neither team is going to the playoffs. The Giants fumbled the opening kickoff and the Bears recovered at the Giants 14 yard line and rumbled 12 yards to start with 1st and goal at the 2. David Montgomery ran it in on the next play to make it 7-0 Bears only 18 seconds into the game. After a touchback the Giants faced 3rd and 2 from their own 45. Mike Glennon was then intercepted by Gipson, who returned it 31 yards to set the Bears up at the Giants 24. Glennon finished the day with 24 yards passing. Counting sacks, the Giants had negative 10 yards passing. On 3rd and 9, Red Rifle Andy Dalton hit Montgomery for 11. On 3rd and 10 from the Giants 12, Dalton hit Cole Ket for only 8. With literally nothing to lose, Matt Nagy went for it. On 4th and 2 from the Giants 4, Dalton hit Mooney for the touchdown to make it 14-0 Bears. The Giants managed a second quarter field goal to avoid the shutout, but the Bears added a field goal, a safety, and another field goal after the free kick to lead 22-3 at the intermission. A pointless second half saw the Bears move 75 yards in 11 plays and 5 1/2 minutes on the opening third quarter drive. Montgomery ran for a 2 yard drive. The final 24 1/2 minutes were scoreless as the Bears won their 2nd straight in an attempt to save Matt Nagy’s job. Joe Judge may not make his third season after this lifeless performance as both coaches await one more regular season game and Black Monday. 29-3 Bears 

Atlanta Falcons at Buffalo Bills — The 9-6 Bills were tied for the AFC East division lead and held the tie-breaker but had not clinched anything. The Falcons were done for the year. The snow was coming down during the game. Early on the Falcons punted and the Bills fumbled it at their own 2 yard line. The ball went backward into the end zone. The Bills recovered in their own end zone for a safety and 2-0 Falcons lead. The Bills got it back at their own 31. Josh Allen hit Cole Beasley for 13, Davis for 15 and Stefan Diggs for 11. On 3rd and 10 from the Atlanta 30, Allen hit Davis for 15. On 3rd and 4 from the Atlanta 9,, Allen hit Diggs for 5. On 2nd and goal at the 3, Allen threw incomplete twice. Sean McDermott gambled on 4th and goal at the 3. Allen threw incomplete but defensive holding meant 1st and goal at the one. Allen got in to complete the 15 play, 69 yard, 6 minute drive to make it 7-2 Bills. 2 plays after a touchback Matt Ryan was sacked and fumbled. The Bills took over at the Atlanta 18. On 3rd and 10 Allen threw incomplete but McDermott challenged the call. It was reversed to a 10 yard completion to Davis. On 3rd and goal at the 4, Allen ran it in himself to make it 14-2 Bills. 

The Falcons made the game surprisingly competitive in the second quarter. After a touchback, they moved 65 yards in 10 plays and 5 1/2 minutes. Yet on 2nd and 1 from the Buffalo 6, a Cordarelle Patterson end around was blown up for a 4 yard loss. On 3rd and 5, Ryan threw incomplete. Younghoe Koo hit the 29 yard field goal to get the Falcons within 14-5. The Bills from their own 23 moved 67 yards in 12 plays and nearly 7 minutes. Yet on 3rd and 8 from the Atlanta 10, the Bills came up snake eyes when Allen was intercepted in the end zone for a touchback. Ryan immediately went deep to Pitts for a 61 yard bomb. Mike Davis did the rest, running for 8, 6, 4, and the one yard touchdown. With 1:48 left in the half, the Falcons were within 14-12. 2 plays after a touchback from his own 37, Allen was intercepted by Terrell, who returned it 7 yards to t he Atlanta 44 with 1:06 left. Ollison gained 11. On 2nd and 15 from midfield after a sack, Ryan threw incomplete but the defense jumped offside. With 23 seconds left the Falcons still faced 3rd and 10 from the Buffalo 45. Ryan hit Davis for 13 and Gage for 24. The Falcons took their last timeout with 1st and goal at the 6 with 6 seconds left. Ryan threw incomplete, leaving 2 seconds. Koo hit from 24 as the 13-0 2nd quarter whitewash had the Falcons taking the surprising 15-14 lead to the locker rooms.  

The Bills began the third quarter facing 3rd and 7 from their own 32. Allen was intercepted by Oluokon, who returned it 18 yards to the Buffalo 25. In relatively short field goal range, the Falcons self-destructed like they did 5 years ago in the Super Bowl. Patterson lost 3. Ryan was sacked for a 4 yard loss. In the snow on 4th and 17, Arthur Hill decided against a 50 yard field goal try. After a delay of game, the Falcons punted. After a touchback, that was the momentum shift. Devin  Singletary gained 5 and 20. Allen ran for 9. Singletary added 5. Allen hit Cole Beasley for 9. On 3rd and 3 from the Atlanta 34, Allen ran for 14. Singletary did the rest, running for 4, 7, 3, and the 6 yard touchdown. Sean McDermott went for 2 and Allen successfully hit Beasley. The 11 play, 80 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive had the Bills up 22-15 after three quarters. 

The Bills got it back at their own 35. Allen went to Diggs for 15. Moss ran for 11, Allen added 5, and Moss got 5 more. On 3rd and 9 from the Atlanta 28, Allen hit Diggs for only 8. McDermott on 4th and 1 went for the kill shotAllen gained 2. Allen ran for 12 and Singletary ran for the 4 yard touchdown with 10 minutes left to put the game out of reach. The Falcons after a touchback moved 59 yards in 11 plays and 5 minutes. Yet on 1st and goal at the 7, a run gained nothing. Ryan then ran for a 7 yard touchdown, but on further review it was ruled he was down at the one. Making matters worse, a taunting penalty on the Falcons that would have been enforced on the kickoff instead meant the Falcons had 3rd and goal at the 16 instead of the one. Ryan threw 2 more incompletions. The Bills ran the final 6 minutes off the clock. The Bills at 10-6 clinched a playoff spot and are tied atop the AFC East and they hold the tie-breaker. If they win next week at home against the hapless Jets, they win the division. They can go as high as the 2 seed, but the top seed is out of reach since they are one game back of Tennessee and Tennessee would own the tie-breaker. 29-15 Bills

Houston Texans at San Francisco 49ers — 15 years ago these teams were both 2-13 and played in a monsoon where the loser would win the right to use the top pick in the draft to take Reggie Bush. The 49ers won the game in overtime. The Texans surprised everyone and drafted Mario Williams instead. This year the Texans were still bad while the 8-7 49ers had a legitimate shot at the playoffs. Jimmy Garoppolo was out with an injured thumb so rookie Trey Lance got the start. The Texans won a shocker last week at home against the Chargers and were looking for consecutive upsets. The first quarter belonged to the defenses. Kyle Shanahan went for it on 4th and 1 from the Houston 45. Mitchell got rocked for a 3 yard loss. In the seance quarter Lance was intercepted on a deep ball. The Texans took over at their own 28. On 3rd and 9 from their own 33, Davis Mills hit Collins for 15. On 3rd and 3 from the San Francisco 45, Mills hit Brandin Cooks for 24. After 28 minutes of scoreless football, the Texans had 3rd and goal at the 8 at the 2 minute warning. Mills went to Cooks for the touchdown to make it 7-0 Texans. The 49ers went 3 and out and only took 30 seconds off the clock. Yet the Texans did the same. The 49ers got it back at their own 25 with 48 seconds left. 

Lance hit Deebo Samuel for 17 with 5 more added on for defensive delay of game. Lance then went deep to Brandon Aiyuk for 27. Robbie Gould hit a 37 yard field goal to end the half with the 49ers down 7-3. The 49ers began the third quarter moving from their 20 to a 4th and 1 at the Houston 24. Kyle Shanahan went for it and Lance threw incomplete. The Texans moved to a 3rd and 3 at the San Francisco 45. Mills was intercepted by Conley to set up the 49ers at their own 42. A defensive pass interference penalty gave the 49ers 37 yards. On 3rd and 3 from the Houston 14, Lance hit Hasty for 6 and Elijah Mitchell for an 8 yard touchdown. With 6 minutes left in the third quarter the 49ers had their first lead of the game up 10-7. The Texans in the fourth quarter moved from their own 10 to a 2nd and 2 at the Frisco 17. Rex Burkhead lost a yard. On 3rd and 3, Mills was sacked for a 9 yard loss. Kaimi Fairbairn came in for a 45 yard field goal try to tie the game with 12 minutes left in regulation. The kick was no good. The Texans were deflated, and the 49ers took advantage.

On 3rd and 3 from their own 42, Lance went to Jennings for 13. Lance then hit samuel for a 45 yard touchdown to give the 49ers breathing room up 17-7 with 10 minutes left. Gould added a 27 yard field goal to make it 20-7 49ers with 3:19 left. With 3 minutes left on 2nd and 2 from their own 27, Mills threw 3 straight incompletions. Gould tacked on one more field goal from 36 to complete the scoring. The 49ers at 9-7 have not clinched a playoff spot. There is only one wildcard slot left and it comes down to the 49ers and 8-8 New Orleans. The 49ers are in with a win next week at the 12-4 Rams. The 49ers have beaten the Rams 5 straight times but this one will not be easy. If the 49ers lose, they still make the playoffs if New Orleans loses at an Atlanta team with nothing to play for. If the 49ers lose and New Orleans wins, the 49ers are out. with everything on the line, the big issue will be who starts at quarterback. 23-7 49ers

Denver Broncos at Los Angeles Chargers — The 7-8 Broncos were on life support while the 8-7 Chargers were in a stronger position. The Broncos again started Drew Lock over the concussed Teddy Bridgewater. Last week at the Raiders, the Broncos were held to 158 total yards including 24 rushing yards. The Chargers were coming off a shocking loss at lowly Houston. Andre Roberts returned the opening kickoff 47 yards to have the Chargers starting at their own 45. Austin Ekeler ran for 4 and 9. Defensive pass interference on Justin Herbert’s first throw added 14. Herbert hit Keenan Allen for 10 to set up 3rd and 1 at the Denver 19. Herbert gained 2. Ekelr ran for 14 and then for the 3 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Chargers. The Broncos moved from their own 25 to a 3rd and 3 at the Chargers 41. Williams lost 3 yards and Vic Fangio for some reason decided to go for it on 4th and 6 rather than punt and play field position. The usually conservative Fangio saw Lock get sacked. The Chargers faced 3rd and 6 at their own 34 late in the first quarter. Herbert hit Jackson for 8 and Allen for 10. The fsecond quarter began with the Chargers facing 3rd and 3 at the Denver 38. Herbert hit Williams for 11. The Chargers moved to a 2nd and goal at the 4. Jackson got stopped and on 3rd and goal Herbert hit Palmer for only 3 yards. Brandon Staley gambles on 4th down all the time. It was a shocker when on 4th and goal at the one, he opted for the field goal. Dustin Hopkins hit from 19 to make it 10-0 Chargers. 

The Broncos after a touchback moved to a 1st and goal at the 2. Lock lost a yard and Williams got it back. On 3rd and goal, Williams got stopped. This day was truly opposite day. The normally aggressive Brandon Staley went conservative and the very conservative Vic Fangio got aggressive. On 4th and goal at the 2, Lock lateraled to Hinton, who threw it back to Lock. Yet Lock only gained one as the Chargers defense again came up big. The key play in the game came when the Chargers punted on 4th and 2 from their own 10 with 3 1/2 minutes left in the half. The Broncos fumbled the punt and Hall recovered for the Chargers just past midfield. On 3rd and 3 from the Denver 42, a run gained only one yard. This time Staley returned to his gambling ways. On 4th and 2, Herbert hit Ekeler for 11 and 3 more and then Guyton for 5. On 3rd and 2 from the Denver 22, Herbert got just enough. Herbert hit Jackson for 9 and 3. With 14 seconds left in the half, Herbert hit Allen for an 8 yard touchdown to make it 17-0 Chargers.

After a touchback, the Chargers defense got very lazy in the final 14 seconds. Lock hit Melvin Gordon for 24 and Hinton for 8 to leave 2 seconds. Brandon McManus has a strong leg but his previous long was 58 yards. He buried this kick from 61 to get the Broncos on the board. Yet there would be no momentum shift. The Chargers in the third quarter from their own 17 moved 78 yards in 14 plays and 5 1/2 minutes. Despite 1st and goal at the one, Ekeler lost 4 yards and Herbert threw incomplete twice. Hopkins hit the 23 yard field goal to make it 20-3 Chargers. The Broncos after a touchback moved 70 yards in 12 plays and 7 minutes. On 4th and goal at the one to start the fourth quarter, Gordon got in. Yet hope was quickly extinguished when illegal formation nullified the touchdown. On 4th and goal at the 6 needing 3 scores, Fangio opted for the field goal. McManus hit from 23 to get the Broncos within 20-6. 13 seconds later, all hope for Denver was extinguished.  Roberts returned the ensuing kickoff 101 yards for a touchdown and a 27-6 Chargers lead. On 4th and 3 from the Chargers 47, Lock threw incomplete. On 3rd and 3 from the Denver 45, Herbert went to Mike Williams for the touchdown to make it a 34-6 Chargers blowout. The Broncos got one garbage touchdown but were bounced from playoff contention. The 9-7 Chargers are at the 9-7 Raiders in the regular season finale. For the Chargers, the scenario is simple. If they win, they are in the playoffs. If they lose, they are out. 34-13 Chargers

Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints — The Panthers were long done while the 7-8 Saints were still alive. After playing with a practice squad quarterback last week, the Saints got Taysom Hill back from the Covid list. The Panthers after a touchback moved 61 yards in 12 plays and 7 minutes. On 2nd and 8 from the New Orleans 12, consecutive plays each lost a yard. Lirim Hajrullahu hit the 32 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Panthers. The Saints after a touchback moved to a 3rd and 12 at the Carolina 30. Hill hit Alvin Kamara for only 7. Brett Maher hit the 41 yarder to tie the game 3-3. The Panthers took over at their own 19. Chuba Hubbard gained 6 and 5. On 3rd and 3 from their own 37, Darnold hit Abdullah for 10. The Panthers began the second quarter facing 2nd and 7 at midfield. Darnold hit Robby Anderson for 7 and Hubbard for 17. Hubbard ran for a 21 yard touchdown. The Panthers led 10-3, but their offense took the final 43 minutes off. 

The Saints tried to claw back the hard way. The Panthers faced 3rd and 9 from their own 21. Darnold was sacked and fumbled. The Saints recovered at the Carolina 13. On 3rd and 6 from the 9, Hill threw incomplete. Maher hit from 27 as the Saints trailed 10-6. With 1:53 left in the half, the Saints were pinned at their own 4 yard line. On 3rd and 11 from their own 3, Sean Payton went mega-aggressive and Hill went deep to Callaway for 28 and Humphrey for 16 and 8. Maher hit from 41 to end the half with the Saints within 10-9. with 4 1/2 minutes left in the third quarter the Panthers punted on 4th and 15 from their own 4. A short 37 yard punt had the Saints taking over at the Carolina 38.  Hill ran for gains of 6 and 14. On 2nd and 7 from the Carolina 15, Hill threw incomplete twice. Maher hit his 4th field goal from 33 for a 12-10 Saints lead. The Panthers after a touchback moved 46 yards in 10 plays and 5 minutes. With 12 minutes left in regulation Hajrullahu came in for a 47 yard field goal try to give the Panthers the lead back. The kick was no good. The Saints on 3rd and 2 from their own 45 saw Hill hit Prentice for 4. Kamara gained 30. Hill ran for 9 and then threw a 12 yard touchdown pass to Kamara. Midway through the fourth quarter the Saints led by 8. Yet despite making 4 field goals, Maher’s extra point doinked off one upright, bounced sideways, hit the other upright, and was no good. It did not matter. On 2nd and 20 from his own 31 with 54 seconds left, Darnold was intercepted by DJ Moore. The 8-8 Saints are still alive but need help. If they win next week at Atlanta and San Francisco loses, the Saints are in the playoffs. Otherwise, they are out. 18-10 Saints

Detroit Lions at Seattle Seahawks — Both teams are out of the playoffs, but speculation swirled over whether this was Russell Wilson and Pete Carroll’s final game together in the Pacific Northwest. This was their first losing season since their first season together in 2012. The Lions moved from their own 30 to a 3rd and 2 at the Seattle 30. Williams only gained one. Dan Campbell gambled on 4th and 1 and Williams got stopped. The Seahawks faced 3rd and 10 from their own 29. Wilson hit Gerald Everett for 12. On 3rd and 3 from their own 48, Wilson hit Rashaad Penny for 4. Penny ran for 20 and then the 15 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Seahawks. The Seahawks got it back at their own 26 and moved to a 1st and 10 at the Detroit 29. A completion lost 5 yards. Jason Myers nailed a 51 yard field goal to make it 10-0 Seahawks after the first quarter. The Seahawks got it back to start the second quarter at their own 36. Wilson immediately went deep to Swain for 58. Penny ran for a 6 yard touchdown to make it 17-0 Seahawks. 

The Lions got a 47 yard kickoff return to start at the Seattle 45. Tim Boyle hit Amon-Ra St. Brown for 16. On 3rd and 10 from the Seattle 26, St. Brown ran for a touchdown to get the Lions on the board. The Seahawks quickly moved to end the game. The Seahawks took over at their own 31. Wilson hit DK Metcalf for 11. On 3rd and 6 from their own 46, Wilson went deep to Tyler Lockett for 28. On 4th and 1 from the Detroit 17, Pete Carroll went for it and Wilson gained 2. On 3rd and 8 from the Detroit 13, Wilson hit Metcalf for the score to make it 24-7 Seahawks. The Seahawks got it back at their own 10. Penny ran for 5, 5, 2, and then a big 37 yard gain. Penny added runs of 3 and 6 and Homer gained 13 down to the one. With 21 seconds left in the half, Wilson hit Lockett for the score. The 11 play, 90 yard, 5 minute drive made it 31-7 Seahawks. Any Lions ray of hope died when Myers missed a 55 yard field goal to end the half. On the first play of the third quarter after a touchback, Boyle fumbled the shotgun snap, picked up the ball, and was intercepted by Reed. The Seahawks took over at the Detroit 21. Two plays later Wilson hit Metcalf for a 13 yard touchdown. The Seahawks led 38-7 only 48 seconds into the second half. For some reason, the final 29 minutes were played. Something about league rules. 

The Lions took over at their own 27. From their 37, Boyle hit St. Brown for 20 and Hodge for 42 down to the one. They moved backward but on 3rd and goal from the 7, Boyle hit St. Brown for the score. Boyle also hit St. Browne for the 2 point conversion to get the Lions within 38-15. A perfectly executed onside kick set up the Lions at their own 44. On 1st and 14, Boyle hit Williams for 11. On 4th and 3 from the Seattle 39, Boyle hit St. Brown for 31. On 2nd and goal from the 18 after offensive holding, a completion only gained 6 but a defensive facemask added 6 more to make 1st and goal at the 6. Boyle hit Taylor Decker for the touchdown as the Lions were within 38-22 with 5 minutes left in the third quarter. After a touchback, the Seahawks moved 75 yards in 13 plays and 7 1/2 minutes. with 12 1/2 minutes left in regulation, Wilson threw a one yard touchdown to Metcalf to make it 45-22 Seahawks. The Lions then moved 75 yards in 11 plays and 5 1/2 minutes. On 3rd and goal at the one, Jamaal Williams got in to get the Lions within 45-29. A 31 point deficit was cut to 16, but no closer. Myers hit a 36 yard field goal to put the game out of reach. Boyle was intercepted to give the Lions the ball at the Detroit 22. Myers hit again from 42. Boyle was quickly intercepted again. At the 2 minute warning from the Detroit 31, Eskridge ran for 30 down to the one. With the crowd begging for more points, Carroll and Wilson ended the game the classy way. If this was their final home game together, it ended with dignity as Wilson took 2 knees rather than run up the score. If the Lions lose next week and Jacksonville somehow wins, the Lions would have the top pick in the Draft. 51-29 Seahawks 

Arizona Cardinals at Dallas Cowboys — Both teams had already clinched a playoff spot but were going in opposite direction. The Cardinals were once 10-2 but had lost 3 straight. The Cowboys were 7-4 but had won 4 straight. The 11-4 Cowboys at home with a win would still have a shot at home field throughout the playoffs. They had already clinched the NFC East. The 10-5 Cardinals were no longer in contention for home field but a loss would also cost them the NFC West as well. They entered one game behind the Rams and needed to win to keep pace. The Cardinals were without Deandre Hopkins. The Cardinals took over at their own 16. Dortch gained 24 and Edmonds added 14. On 3rd and 9 from the Dallas 45, Murray went deep to AJ Green for 42. On 3rd and goal at the one, a false start killed the drive. Murray threw incomplete from the 6. Matt prater hit a 24 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Cardinals. The Cowboys after a touchback moved 50 yards in 12 plays and 5 minutes. On 3rd and 4 from the Arizona 20, it was the Cowboys turn to have a killer false start followed by an incompletion. Greg Zuerlein’s 43 yard field goal to tie the game was no good. 

The Cardinals began the second quarter facing 3rd and 8 from their own 11. Murray went to Edmonds for 17. On 4th and 2 from their own 36, Kliff Kingsbury gambled on a fake punt. The punter Banjo threw over the middle to Ward, who made the greatest helmet catch since david Tyree ruined New England’s perfect season. The 23 yard gain was followed by 3rd and 6 from the Dallas 37. Murray threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant a 14 yard gain. On 2nd and 15 from the Dallas 28,, Murray hit Green for 20. On 3rd and goal at the 6, Murray hit Edmonds for only 5. Kingsbury gambled again on 4th and goal at the one. Murray hit Antoine Wesley for the touchdown to make it 10-0 Cardinals. The Cowboys took over at their own 23. Ezekiel Elliott gained 6. Dak Prescott hit Amari Cooper for 9 and Schultz for 7. On 2nd and 10 from his own 48, Prescott hit Cedric Wilson for 11. Prescott was intercepted, but defensive pass interference instead gave the Cowboys 5 more yards. Another defensive pass interference call added 10 more yards. Then the defense jumped offside. Prescott then hit Michael Gallup for a 21 yard touchdown with 1:25 left in the half. The 11 play, 77 yard drive had the Cowboys within 10-7. Gallup apparently suffered a knee injury on the play and is out for the rest of the season, a major loss for the Cowboys.

The Cardinals soon faced 3rd and 3 from their own 32. Edmonds gained 7. Murray hit Ertz for 9 and Kirk for 4 and 5. With 17 seconds left on 3rd and 5 from the Dallas 43, the defense jumped offside. Now it was 3rd and inches. Edmonds gained 4. That was enough for Prater to nail a 53 yard field goal to put the Cardinals up 13-7 at the break. The Cardinals began the third quarter facing 3rd and 9 from their own 26. Murray went to Edmonds for 11 and then deep to Kirk for 43. On 3rd and 11 from the Dallas 24, the defense jumped offside. On 3rd and 6, Murray hit Wesley for the touchdown. Kliff Kingsbury went for 2 unsuccessfully but the Cardinals led 19-7. The Cardinals got it back at their own 43 and Murray hit Kirk for 16. The Cardinals moved to a 2nd and 5 at the Dallas 8 with a chance to put the game away. Edmonds gained nothing and Murray on 3rd and 5 threw incomplete. Prater hit from 26 as the Cardinals led 22-7 after three quarters. This game was far from over.

The Cardinals got it back at their own 23 but a 14 yard sack of Murray had them punting on 4th and 28 from their own 5. A 17 yard punt return came the Cowboys gift field position at the Arizona 31. Prescott hit Pollard for 12. On 3rd and 13 from the Arizona 22, Prescott scrambled for 12 to end the third quarter. The fourth quarter began with Mike McCarthy deciding to go for it on 4th and 1 from the Arizona 10. Prescott gained 3. On 3rd and goal from the 7, Prescott hit Amari Cooper for only 5. McCarthy had to gamble again on 4th and goal at the 2. Prescott went to Wilson for the touchdown only one minute into the fourth quarter. McCarthy decided to go for 2 despite plenty of time remaining. A delay of game led to him just kicking the extra point to get the Cowboys within 22-14. The Cowboys got it back at their own 10 and Prescott hit CeeDee Lamb for 26. Yet 2 plays later Prescott scrambled and got hit and fumbled. The Cardinals recovered at the Dallas 44. A defensive facemask moved the Cardinals 15 yards closer. On 3rd and 9 from the Dallas 27, Murray hit Wesley for only 7. With 8 1/2 minutes left in regulation, Kliff Kingsbury decided not to gamble on 4th and 2. Prater hit the 38 yard field goal to give the Cardinals breathing room up 25-14. 

The Cowboys soon aced 4ht and 1 from their own 34. With 6:46 left and needing 2 scores, going for it was necessary. A defensive stop would end things. Prescott hit Wilson for 7. Then Mike McCarthy went to the bag of tricks. Prescott lateraled to Wilson, who threw the halfback option pass to Pollard for a 31 yard gain. Prescott then hit Lamb for 16, Wilson for 8, and Cooper for the 4 yard touchdown. Prescott hit Wilson for the 2 point conversion. With 4:42 left, the Cowboys had cut a 15 point deficit to 3 points. After a touchback, Murray ran for 15 and hit Ertz for 11. Edmonds ran for 11 as the Cowboys took their last timeout on defense with 2:51 left. Major controversy then ensued with the Cardinals facing 2nd and 4 from the Dallas 29. Murray ran for 9 but lost the ball and the Cowboys recovered. Officials ruled Murray down by contact. Had 2 minutes or less remained, it would be an automatic booth review. Since more than 2 minutes remained, it would require a Cowboys challenge. Yet since they were out of timeouts, they could not challenge the call. Replay showed a fumble. While the officials may have blown the call, it was the Cowboys being out of timeouts to challenge that cost them. Murray had the clinching first down and then took 3 knees. Both teams are 11-5. Neither team can get home field throughout the playoffs now. The Cardinals can still win the NFC West if they win at home against Seattle and the Rams lose. If the Cardinals lose or the Rams win, the Cardinals will be a wildcard. Either way, both of these teams could make a deep playoff run. A rematch would be much anticipated. 25-22 Cardinals

Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers was the Sunday night game. For both teams, the situation was simple. The 7-8 Vikings needed to win out and get help to make the playoffs. A loss and they were done. Making matters worse, Kirk Cousins was out with Covid so backup Sean Mannion had to play his first game since 2019. The 12-3 Packers had already clinched the NFC North. With a win, they would lock up home field advantage throughout the playoffs. A loss would force them to play their starters next week to try and get home field. The Packers were expected to win easily while the Vikings hoped for the shocking upset. Early on the Minnesota defense hung tough. The Packers moved from their 25 to a 1st and 10 at the Minnesota 17. Rodgers threw incomplete twice and completed a pass for no gain. Mason Crosby hit a 35 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Packers. The Vikings moved from their 34 to a 4th and 3 at the Green Bay 47. Mike Zimmer gambled rather than punt and play field position. Mannion threw incomplete. The Packers moved to a 3rd and 3 at the Minnesota 11. Rodgers threw incomplete and Matt LaFleur decided to go for it rather than kick a chip shot field goal and go up 10-0. Rodgers threw incomplete. In the second quarter the Packers moved from their own 21 to a 3rd and 4 at the Minnesota 18. Rodgers threw incomplete and this time LaFleur played it safe. Crosby hit from 36. with 9 minutes left in the half, the Packers only led 6-0. The expected blowout seemed to be a slugfest. Yet with no offense to help them, the Minnesota defense finally broke.

The Packers got it back at their own 34 midway through the second quarter. Dillon gained 5 and 4. On 3rd and 1 from their own 43, Rodgers hit Adams for 15, Allan Lazard for 17, Adams for 5, and Lazard for the 20 yard touchdown to make it 13-0 Packers. The Packers got it back at their own 36 with 2:08 left in the half. Rodgers hit Adams for 19, Aaron Jones for 8, Marques Valdez-Scantling for 3, Lazard for 6, Adams for 17, and Adams for the 11 yard touchdown. With one minute left in the half, the Packers led 20-0. Greg Joseph hit a 51 yard field goal for the Vikings to end the half, but this game was over. The third quarter saw a 21 yard Packers punt return with 15 more tacked on for unnecessary roughness to set them up at the Minnesota 37. Rodgers hit Lazard for 9. AJ Dillon ran for 8, 3, 7, and the 4 yard touchdown to make it 27-3 Packers. Midway through the third quarter on 4th and 3 just shy of midfield, Mike Zimmer went for it and Mannion threw incomplete. The short field led to a 37 yard Crosby field goal to make it 30-3 Packers. The Vikings managed one touchdown before the third quarter ended, but in the fourth quarter the Packers moved 70 yards in 11 plays and 6 1/2 minutes. Dillon ran for a 7 yard touchdown to finish the blowout. The Vikings are out of the playoffs as Zimmer awaits his Black Monday fate after their season finale next week. The Packers are 13-3 for the third straight season. They are the first team in NFL history to win at least 13 games in 3 straight seasons. Matt LaFleur has the greatest 3 year regular season stretch to start a season in NFL history, beating george Siefert by one game. Given the history of the Packers, that’s impressive. The Packers have clinched home field throughout the playoffs and can rest their starters in their regular season finale if they choose. Yet they had home field throughout last year and didn’t finish. They know this. Rodgers certainly does. 37-10 Packers

Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers is the Monday night game. The 7-8 Browns were mathematically eliminated from playoff contention on Sunday. The 7-7 Steelers were still alive but needed to beat the Browns and win next week and get help to get in. A loss would finish the Steelers. Emotions ran high as Ben Roethlisberger indicated it might very well be his final game at Heinz Field. Big Ben is expected to retire after 18 seasons. Although the Browns had nothing to play for, this once-lopsided affair became a bitter rivalry last year when the Browns went into Pittsburgh and blasted them out of the playoffs. This past Halloween, the Steelers went into Cleveland and gutted out a 15-10 win.

The rematch was another AFC North two-fisted slobberknocker. Both teams moved to around the opposing 35 yard line, passed up a difficult 53 yard field goal in Heinz field, went for it, and turned it over on downs. After a scoreless first quarter, the Steelers began the second quarter at their own 34. A key play happened on 3rd and 10 from the Cleveland 36. A completion only gained 3 yards. Yet an imbecilic unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on defender Jadaveon Clowney meant 15 yards and an automatic first down. Roethlisberger hit Johnson for a 5 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Steelers. An interception of Baker Mayfield gave the Steelers a short field at the Cleveland 43. Yet on 1st and goal at the 4, Roethlisberger threw 3 straight incompletions. Chris Boswell hit the 22 yard field goal to make it 10-0 Steelers at halftime. Boswell hit again from 30 in the third quarter to make it 13-0 Steelers.

Mayfield kept having his passes batted down, yet Kevin Stefanski stubbornly refused to pound a healthy Nick Chubb into a relatively weak Pittsburgh run defense. Late in the third quarter, a great punt pinned the Steelers at their own 5. A sack of Roethlisberger forced a 3 and out and a punt that was nearly blocked. The Browns had a short field at the Pittsburgh 48. After being beaten up all game, Mayfield went deep to Donovan Peoples-Jones for 39. On 3rd and goal at the 3, Mayfield threw a fade to the corner of the end zone and David Njoku out-jumped the defender. The touchdown had the Browns within 13-7 after three quarters. Yet early in the fourth quarter with the Browns punting on 4th and 20 from their own 36, this time Dustin Colquitt shanked a 21 yard punt. The Steelers took over at their own 43. That was enough for Boswell to hit his third field goal from 50 to put the Steelers up 16-7 with 9:45 left in regulation. The Browns went backward under a hail of penalties and a sack and punted on 4th and 30 from their own 5. That gave the Steelers another short field at the Cleveland 37. Boswell hit his 4th field goal from 48 to make it 19-7 Steelers with 6 minutes left.

Needing 2 scores, the desperate Browns mounted a 17 play drive helped along by a pair of defensive pass interference calls. Mayfield threw a one yard touchdown with 1:10 to play. The onside kick failed. The Steelers faced 3rd and 2 from the Cleveland 37 with one minute left. The desperate Browns needed a stop and a miracle. Instead, Najee Harris broke free and raced for the exclamation point touchdown. Since 1990, the Browns are 3-28-1 at Pittsburgh. One of those wins was last year’s playoff game, so the Steelers sweeping the Browns this year was a measure of revenge. Mayfield was sacked 9 times. TJ Watt had 4 sacks, the highest total in a single game since Joey Porter 20 years ago. Watt’s season sack total is 21.5, only one sack behind the NFL record set by Michael Strahan. Meanwhile, after 15 seasons at the helm, Mike Tomlin still has never had a losing season. More importantly, the Steelers still have slim playoff hopes. 26-14 Steelers

2022: We…can…do…this.

January 1st, 2022

2022: We…can…do…this

What the heck is that beeping sound?

(Knocks the phone off the hook, keeps banging the snooze alarm)

A voice tells me it’s my pager. My pager is black, so finding it in the dark is the needle in the haystack equivalent. A lucky smack knocks it against the wall, where it may or may not have shattered. The beeping continues. Why does anyone need a pager anymore anyway?

Who the heck is texting me at this ungodly hour of…(either 7 a.m., 1 p.m., or 1 a.m. …it looks blurry)?

Oh, no. It is 5 a.m., and my first radio interview of the New Year is with the morning man of an East Coast station. Time to pretend to sound coherent and go back to sleep. Oh no, wait, that radio interview was several years ago.

Great, happy wishes for the new year. Thanks. Whoever you are, it is too early to talk to you.

One year the person on the telephone insisted it was 1 p.m. After explaining to them that they were on the East Coast, and that 1 p.m. EST is 10 a.m. in Los Angeles, they grew impatient. They knew how to tell time, and that it was 4 p.m. EST, hence 1 p.m. my time.

Sure, getting up and writing my column is an option. It’s a new year, and starting the year off with a flurry of brilliance might be helpful. Forget it. This column is recycled from years ago. It’s also hours late. That is what happens when people sleep in because of New Year’s Eve revelry.

The first person to talk politics gets blistered in my column … tomorrow.

Bowl games? There is DVR. Besides, does anybody care who wins the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl, the Lack of Insight.com Bowl, the Fishbowl, the RU486 Morning After Bowl, The California Metrosexual Pride Bowl, or any other game that may or may not be made up?

Speaking of the morning after, does anybody remember the David Byrne Talking Heads song from the movie “Less than Zero?  The song is called “Once In A Lifetime.”

“This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. What have I done? How did I get here?”

It then occurs to me that the beeping sounds are the voices in my head telling me I am too old, even at 49, to stay out this late. Even without alcohol, exhaustion has set in.

Get out of bed? Work calls in (whenever) hours. Better rest up before my tyrant of a boss complains. Such is the life of the self-employed.

Get up now? Somehow stagger to the shower, get dressed, make it out of my condo to go … where?

The stores are closed. Maybe they are open. Too tired to find out.

My birthday is in just over a week. Time to pace myself.

Work on my website? All that takes is staggering to my couch. Oh, no. My IT guy has not finished it yet. Oh, wait, he did years ago. I clicked on the wrong site.

Go on Jdate and search for women? Not a bad idea, except it is too tiring to check their Adams Apples. This is not the year for a boyfriend, and am not sure that my eyes can tell the difference right now. Besides, Jdate is so 2014. Now it is Tinder, JSwipe and JCrush. No, wait. Those are so 2019.

Shop on eBay? No. bad idea. Buying stuff when not at full capacity is problematic. Who needs another mountain goat? Dang creature gets his horns in my hide. Not a comfy way to wake up. Calm down boy, you’ll get some straw to graze on upon my waking up.

Work on my record album? Although again, world, just because my hair is long, that does not mean my band exists. The best instrument is the triangle, because that tells me lunch is ready. I could work on growing my hair even longer, although I didn’t do much to start. I sat. It grew.

Ahh, yes, lunch. Get up and eat something. My microwave is slow, and a five minute microwave dinner takes almost 15 minutes. Read the paper? It is cold outside my building where the stand is, and it only takes coins. Reading the paper online is tiring, and my printer is not working. At least the lifestyle section makes a great placemat for eating. Oh, wait. That stand does not exist anymore. Reading the paper online it is.

Staying in bed for only a couple more hours until (whatever the big and little hands say) would allow me to stay up all night and be totally exhausted for work tomorrow. Again, my boss is a tyrant.

Running errands … not gonna happen.

Every morning, a four word prayer starts my day. My elbows are used to try and leverage them against my bed to prop me up. Placing my alarm clock on the other side of the room failed, since ripping the cord out of the wall solved that problem.

As for the Jewish brunette who stole the covers, her voice was not a problem last night, although if she opens her trap today she will receive a more caustic reception than usual.

Oh wait, she already left. Here is a note. “Tried to wake you, but that was a losing battle. By the way, you have nothing but soda in your fridge. Talk to you soon.” oh, wait, I think that happened over a decade ago. This is 2022, not 2005.

She is a liar. There are potato chips in my fridge as well. Why they are there remains a mystery, but it saves having to remember which cabinet they are in. One-stop shopping  is the way to go.

Besides, combing my hair for her was enough. Not doing it this morning, proud “retrosexual” that is me.

At least having the decency to say some morning prayers would be appropriate.

“Hey God…those people I pray for every night…yeah those people, the same ones…look after them again.”

Back to sleep, despite every attempt to wake up. The home phone is turned off, the cell is off as well, and the pager is still shattered, in addition to being disconnected years ago.

There may have been a car crash outside my building followed by 911 calls and sirens, but telling everybody to “keep it down,” solved that problem. A brief nightmare of me being late for work was averted when I realized my location to me was known if necessary.

Four televisions in the living room, and none in the bedroom. Who thought that up? Oh yeah, a television in the bedroom would promote laziness. Besides, trying to figure out which remote to use would cause me to break them all as if they were my pager.

Ok, here it is. Come on, elbows, do your stuff. Rise, young lad, rise! Awaken thy exhausted tired eyes!

Why is God shouting? Oh wait, that is my over-dramatization of God.

Time to set the alarm now to avoid missing work tomorrow. Where was it thrown? Threw it? Oh, screw it.

Ok, time for my four word prayer. It has gotten me this incredibly terribly far. Time to contemplate getting out of bed.

“We…can…do…this.”

Happy 2022 all. Except for the person who woke me up earlier. Whoever you are, I still can’t stand you, even though you are doing me a favor.

Ten hours and 16 bowl games later, there is only one thing left to do.

Time for a nap. Good riddance to Pandemic 2021. Happy 2022.

Zzzzz.

eric

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NFL 2021 Week 16 Recap

December 26th, 2021

NFL 2021 Week 16 Recap

San Francisco 49ers at Tennessee Titans was the Thursday night game. The 8-6 49ers took on the 9-5 Tennessee Titans. The 49ers started out red hot from their own 25. Jimmy Garoppolo hit Brandon Aiyuk for 4 and Deebo Samuel for 10. From the Tennessee 44, Garoppolo hit Aiyuk for 17 and Samuel for 23 down to the one. Jeff Wilson got the last yard to make it 7-0 49ers. The 49ers got it back at their own 20 and moved to a 2nd and goal at the 8. Garoppolo went to the end zone and was intercepted for a touchback. The 49ers got it back to start the second quarter at their own 37 and moved to a 4th and 1 at the Tennessee 31. Kyle Shanahan went for it and Garoppolo hit Samuel for 11. Yet from the Titans 20, an offensive facemask penalty meant 3rd and 26 from the Titans 36. Garoppolo threw a swing pass to Samuel, who should have been tackled for a loss out of field goal range. Yet Samuel somehow evaded several tacklers and willed his way to a 6 yard gain. Robbie Gould hit the 48 yard field goal to make it 10-0 49ers. The 49ers defense dominated the first half but the mistakes on offense kept it a close game.

The Titans showed signs of life to start the third quarter from their own 25. They began with a false start and soon faced 3rd and 15 from their own 20. Ryan Tannehill hit Westbrook-Ikhine for 24 and AJ Brown for 18 and 13. On 3rd and 8 from the San Francisco 20, Tannehill threw incomplete. Randy Bullock hit the 38 yard field goal to get the Titans on the board. One play and 9 seconds after a touchback, the Titans had the ball again as an interception of Garoppolo was returned by Hooker 21 yards to the San Francisco 18. McNichols ran for 5 and 10. Donta Foreman ran for a 3 yard touchdown for a 10-10 game midway through the third quarter. The 49ers after a touchback moved to a 4th and 1 at the Titans 35. Mike Vrabel passed up a 53 yard field goal try and decided to go for it. After a killer false start, Vrabel still went for it. On 4th and 6, Garoppolo threw incomplete. On the last play of the third quarter, an offensive penalty and a sack had the Titans facing 3rd and 23 from their own 28. Tannehill went deep to Brown for 42 yards. The fourth quarter began with the Titans facing 3rd and 10 from the Frisco 30. Tannehill hit Brown for 12 and again for an 18 yard touchdown as the Titans had their first lead up 17-10 with 13 minutes left.

With 5:18 to play the 49ers took over after a great punt at their own 5 yard line. Garoppolo hit Kyle Juszczyk for 15. On 3rd and 4 from their own 38, Garoppolo hit Hasty for 12. Garoppolo then found Samuel across the middle, and Samuel split the defense for a 56 yard gain. Garoppolo hit Aiyuk for a 2 yard touchdown and a 17-17 game with 2:20 left. After a touchback, the Titans soon faced 2nd and 6 at their own 40 with 1:23 left. Tannehill threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant a 6 yard gain. Tannehill then escaped the pressure and scrambled for a key 23 yard gain. The 49ers took all their timeouts on defense. Yet with the 49ers out of timeouts with 54 seconds left and the Titans facing 3rd and 4 from the Frisco 25, Tannehill took a knee. Bullock came in for a 44 yard try to win the game with 8 seconds left. Bullock was good. The 8-7 49ers are still alive for a playoff spot while the 10-5 Titans maintained their one game lead in the AFC South. They have an outside shot at home field throughout the playoffs. 20-17 Titans

 

Cleveland Browns at Green Bay Packers was the Saturday Christmas afternoon game. The Brows lost a gut-wrencher on the final play against the Raiders to fall to 7-7. Baker Mayfield and Kevin Stefanski were back from the Covid list. The 11-3 Packers with the best record in football had already locked up the NFC North and still had a one game lead over 4 other teams for home field throughout the playoffs. This was a dogfight. The Browns moved quickly and easily on their opening drive. On the second play from scrimmage from their own 32, Mayfield went to Nick Chubb for a 40 yard gain with a rare defensive penalty for a low block adding 14 more yards. Mayfield hit Jarvis Landry for 12 down to the one and Chubb got the last yard. The extra point was no good but the Browns led 6-0 barely 2 1/2 minutes into the game. The Packers faced 4th and 1 from their own 34. Matt LaFleur gambled and the Packers got the first down, but would punt a few plays later anyway.

The Browns got it back at their own 8 yard line and Mayfield immediately went bombs away and was intercepted. The Packers took over at their own 47. Aaron Rodgers went deep to Davante Adams for 33 yards. On 3rd and 5 from the Cleveland 11, Rodgers hit Alan Lazard for the touchdown. The Packers led 7-6 and Rodgers was in the Packers history books with his 443rd touchdown pass, surpassing Brett Favre. Favre congratulated Rodgers by video on the jumbotron and told Rodgers to go win another Super Bowl. The Browns after a touchback soon faced 4th and 1 from their own 34 and Kevin Stefanski also gambled. Mayfield hit Donovan Peoples-Jones for 5 and the Browns moved to a 1st and 10 at the Packers 15. Yet Mayfield was then sacked. On 3rd and 19 from the Green Bay 24, Mayfield threw his second interception.

The Packers took over at their own 22 to start the second quarter and Rodgers immediately went deep to Lazard for 34 yards. On 3rd and 1 from the Cleveland 35, Aaron Jones gained 2. Lazard got around the end for 13. Dillon gained 8 and 3. On 3rd and goal at the 9, Rodgers went to Adams for the touchdown to cap the 10 play, 78 yard, nearly 5 minute drive and make it 14-6 Packers. The Browns from their own 30 moved easily again. Johnson gained 17. Mayfield hit Austin Hooper for 11, Landry for 24 and Higgins for 14 down to the one. Mayfield hit Harrison Bryant for the one yard touchdown. Kevin Stefanski went for 2 and the conversion try failed as the Browns trailed 14-12 midway through the second quarter. 

The Browns got it back and soon faced 3rd and 15 from their own 24. Mayfield fired over the middle to Higgins for 16 as the clock hit the 2 minute warning. Yet on the next play Mayfield threw his 3rd interception, and Douglas returned it 11 yards to the Cleveland 49. Rodgers went to Adams for 10, 9, 12 and 10. With 12 seconds left in the half, Rodgers hit Adams for a one yard touchdown to have the Packers up 21-12 at the half. The Packers took over at their own 10 to start the third quarter looking to put the game away. They moved 76 yards in 11 plays and 6 minutes. Yet on 3rd and 6 from the Cleveland 14, Rodgers threw incompletion. Mason Crosby hit the 32 yard field goal to make it 24-12 Packers. Their offense then took the final 24 minutes of the game off, which was not a wise move. 

The Browns from their own 15 moved 68 yards in 15 plays and 8 minutes. Yet on 3rd and 5 from the Green Bay 8, Mayfield was sacked. Chris Naggar in his very first NFL game missed the early extra point but made the 37 yard field goal to get the Brown within 24-15. Both defenses dug in and the Browns took over at their own 24 with 6:40 left in regulation. Chubb gained 12 and 8 and caught a pass from Mayfield for 11. Mayfield hit Higgins for 10. On 3rd and 10 from the Green Bay 35 with the Packers defense smelling pass, Johnson took an end around 30 yards. Mayfield hit Anthony Schwartz for a 5 yard touchdown. With 4 1/2 minutes to play, the Browns were within 2 points with the missed extra points being the difference. 

After a touchback, the Packers soon faced 3rd and 6 at their own 42. Rodgers had a wide open Adams, who dropped it. The Browns took over at their own 25 with 2:05 to play with all 3 timeouts and the 2 minute warning. They had plenty of time and only needed a field goal. The Browns were so confident that they even kept running the ball, especially since the Packers couldn’t stop the run. Chubb gained 4, 10 and 4 as the clock ticked down and the Browns did not even take their timeouts. On 3rd and 6 from their own 43, Mayfield hit Chubb for 17 to midfield. Mayfield threw incomplete twice, including one that should have been caught that would have put the Browns in long field goal range. On 3rd and 10, Mayfield threw over the middle to Peoples-Jones for what should have been a first down. Instead Peoples-Jones got boxed out by Douglas, who intercepted the ball. Mayfield’s 4th interception gave the Packers the ball at their own 46 with only 43 seconds left. Yet the Browns still had all 3 timeouts. Everything came down to 3rd and inches from the Cleveland 45. Aaron Rodgers yelled the hard count and the defense bit for a killer encroachment penalty as the Browns suffered another agonizing loss. Despite the Packers defense being gashed for 219 rushing yards, their 4 interceptions made the difference. The 7-8 Browns are on life support and the 12-3 Packers are one step closer to home field throughout the playoffs. 24-22 Packers

Indianapolis Colts at Arizona Cardinals is the Saturday Christmas night game. The 8-6 Colts were one game back in the AFC South while the 10-4 Cardinals had lost 2 straight including a humiliating loss at Detroit. The Cardinals came in tied atop the NFC West and one game back in the race for home field throughout the playoffs. The Cardinals started from their own 20 and moved 47 yards in 12 plays and 5 1/2 minutes. Yet on 3rd and 3 from the Indianapolis 33, Murray went deep incomplete. Matt Prater missed a 51 yard field goal. From their own 41, the Colts struck immediately. On their first play, Jonathan Taylor ran up the middle for a 43 yard gain. The rookie has been red hot all year. Carson Wentz hit Pittman for 9. On 3rd and goal at the one, Wentz hit TY Hilton for the touchdown to make it 7-0 Colts. 

The Cardinals took over at their own 10 and soon faced 3rd and 2 from their 18. Edmonds gained 10 and caught a pass from Murray for 13. Murray then executed a perfect quarterback draw for a 57 yard gain. Edmonds got the final 2 yards. Prater’s bad day continued as he missed the extra point and the Cardinals trailed 7-6. After the first quarter, the defenses dug in. The second quarter began with Mike Badgley missing a 53 yard field goal for the Colts. The Cardinals moved to a 4th and 1 at the Indianapolis 29. Kliff Kingsbury went for it but a false start was a killer. On 4th and 5m Kingsbury went for it anyway rather than try a 51 yard field goal given prater’s 2 misses. Murray threw incomplete. With 4 1/2 minutes left in the half the Cardinals faced 3rd and 7 from their own 11. The shotgun snap to Murray was low and a tad outside and went by him all the way to the end zone. Murray picked it up and threw it away but was called for intentional grounding. The safety made it 96 Colts. The Colts took the free kick at their own 32 and moved to a 1st and 10 at the Arizona 13 with 47 seconds left in the half. Offensive penalties killed the drive but Badgley hit from 41 to make it 12-6 Colts at the half.

In the third quarter a sack of Wentz had the Colts punting on 4th and 15 at their own 46. The punt was high, and the Cardinals return man backed inside his own 5 yard line, where punts should never be fielded. Yet this was Kliff Kingsbury pulling out all the trickeration stops. The guy backing up drew the coverage team to hi, but the ball was kicked nowhere near him. Way on the other side of the field, Murphy fielded the punt with little fanfare and raced 48 yards to the Indy 42. Murray then went to Edmonds for 11. Kingsbury kept up with the trick plays. Murray threw the ball sideways to Kirk, who lateraled it back to Murray, who faked throwing on the flea flicker and kept the ball for a 17 yard gain. On the next play Murray did things more conventionally, hitting Wesley for a 24 yard touchdown and a 13-12 Cardinals lead. 

The Colts moved after a touchback to a 3rd and 3 at the Arizona 35. Taylor finally got stopped for a one yard loss. Frank Reich passed up a 54 yard field goal try and went for it on 4th and 4. Wentz threw incomplete. The Colts got it back and soon faced 3rd and 4 at their own 31. Wentz hit Mo Alie-Cox, who strolled for a 37 yard gain. On 3rd and 7 from the Arizona 29, Wentz hit Hilton for 8. Yet on 3rd and 8 from the Arizona 19, Wentz threw incomplete. On the last play of the third quarter, Badgley hit from 37 to give the Colts the 15-13 lead. After a touchback to start the fourth quarter, Kliff Kingsbury gambled on 4th and inches from his own 34. Ward gained 3. The Cardinals moved to a 2nd and 3 at the Indianapolis 23. A run went nowhere and on 3rd and 3 Murray threw incomplete. Prater’s night of misery continued as his 41 yard field goal hit the upright dead on doinked back no good with 11 minutes left in regulation. 

Offensive holding had the Colts facing 2nd and 17 from their own 24. Wentz calmly found Pittman for 20. Wentz then went deep to Hilton for 39 yards. On 3rd and 9 from the Arizona 14, Wentz with all the time in the world found Desmond Patmon in the back of the end zone for the touchdown. With 6 1/2 minutes to play the Cardinals had a 22-13 lead. One minute later on 4th and 6 form his own 43, Murray backpedaled to avoid the rush and had a wide open receiver over the middle. The ball was under thrown incomplete. The Cardinals took 2 timeouts on defense and got the ball back at their own 9 yard line with 4 1/2 minutes left still needing 2 scores. Murray led the Cardinals down the field but way too much time came off the clock. By the time the Cardinals had 1st and goal at the 10, only 55 seconds remained. After a pair of incompletions set up 3rd and 10 and left 46 seconds, Kliff Kingsbury brought in Prater rather than try one more play. This made no sense. What’s another 4 or 5 seconds? Prater was good as the Cardinals trailed by 6 with 42 seconds left. The onside kick failed. The 9-6 Colts are still one game back in the AFC South but in a strong position for a wildcard. The 10-5 Cardinals have lost 3 straight and are now at risk of blowing the division. Home field throughout the playoffs is pretty much gone. Despite the loss, the Cardinals did clinch a wildcard spot due to other results. 22-16 Colts  

New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles — The 7-7 Eagles needed a home win over the lowly Giants to improve their playoff chances. With Daniel Jones out for the year with a neck injury, Jake Fromm was quarterbacking the Giants in his very first NFL start in place of the ineffective Mike Glennon.

The first half was a slugfest. After a scoreless first quarter, Graham Gano hit a 54 yard field goal for the Giants. Jake Elliott missed a 41 yarder but then hit from 22 for a 3-3 halftime tie that deserves no further elaboration. Yet somehow the second half became a blowout. 2 plays after a third quarter touchback Fromm was intercepted by McLeod, who returned it 24 yards to the Giants 21. On 3rd and goal at the 3, Boston Scott scored to make it 10-3 Eagles. Jalean Reagor then returned a punt 39 yards to the Giants 21, leading to a 37 yard Elliott field goal and a 13-3 Eagles lead. The Eagles got it back at their own 43 and Jalen Hurts went deep to Quez Watkins for 39. On 3rd and goal at the 4, Hurts hit Devonta Smith for the touchdown and the 20-3 Eagles advantage. The fourth quarter saw the Eagles move 75 yards in 10 plays and 5 1/2 minutes. Lane Johnson ran for a 5 yard touchdown to put the Eagles up 27-3. Fromm was benched and Mike Glennon came in. Glennong found Alex Singleton, who plays defense for the Eagles. The 29 yard interception return touchdown made it 34-3 Eagles. The Giants managed one garbage touchdown in a garbage season. The 8-7 Eagles are alive for a wildcard. 34-10 Eagles

Los Angeles Rams at Minnesota Vikings — The 10-4 Rams came in with a chance to seize control of the NFC West and maintaining a shot at home field throughout the playoffs. The 7-7 Vikings were fighting for survival. The Rams took over at their own 30. Sony Michel gained 8 and 2. On 3rd and 5 form their own 45, Matthew Stafford  hit Tyler Higbee for just enough, but Mike Zimmer challenged the spot and it was changed to a 4 yard gain. Sean McVay gambled on 4th and 1 just shy of midfield. Out of the shotgun, Matthew Stafford gained 2. Stafford then went to Cooper Kupp for 19. Stafford ran for 7 and then hit Higbee for 11. Michel gained 6 and then got the one yard touchdown. The 12 play, 70 yard, 6 minute drive had the Rams up 7-0. The rest of the half belonged to the defenses and the kickers. In the second quarter Matt Gay hit from 32 to make it 10-0 Rams. An interception of Stafford set up the Vikings at the Rams 11, but they settled for a 23 yard Greg Joseph field goal to get on the board. Gay responded from 31 as the Rams took a 13-3 lead to the locker rooms. The game opened up in the second half.

In the third quarter Stafford threw his second interception, but the Vikings did not capitalize. Stafford then threw his third interception, a leaping deflection at grab by Barr that was returned 8 yards to the Rams 2 yard line. One play later Alexander Mattison ran it in to get the Vikings within 13-10. The Vikings got it back and punted on 4th and 1 from their own 21. Brandon Powell returned the punt 61 yards for a touchdown to put the Rams back up 20-10. The Vikings took over at their own 11. They moved 83 yards in 12 plays and 5 1/2 minutes. Yet on 2nd and goal at the 4, a run lost 2 yards and Kirk Cousins then threw incomplete. Joseph hit from 24 as the Vikings were within 20-13 after three quarters. After a touchback Michel gained 10, 3 and 11. Darrell Henderson gained 17. On 3rd and 7 from the Minnesota 23, Stafford hit Higbee for 12. On 3rd and 6 from the Minnesota 7, Stafford hit O’Dell Beckham for the touchdown to have the Rams up 27-13 with 11 1/2 minutes left in regulation.

The Vikings rallied after a touchback. Cousins hit Conklin for 19, Mattison for 14, nwangwu for 6, Conklin for 10, and KJ Osborn for a 6 yard touchdown. With 8 1/2 minutes left in regulation the Vikings were back within 27-20. After a touchback the Rams moved 69 yards in 13 plays and bled 5 1/2 minutes off the clock. On 3rd and goal at the 6, Michel got stopped. The Vikings had used all 3 timeouts on defense. Gay hit the 24 yard field goal to give the Rams breathing room up 30-20 with 2:03 left. After a touchback, a desperate Vikings team faced 4th and 5 at the Rams 42. Cousins hit Justin Jefferson for 16. Cousins immediately spiked the ball to stop the clock. with only 32 seconds remaining, Mike Zimmer brought in Joseph for a 44 yard field goal on 2nd down. Joseph was good, but the onside kick failed. The 7-8 Vikings are on life support. The Rams started 7-1, had a midseason slump and lost 3 straight, and have now since won 4 straight. At 11-4 the Rams are one game back in the race for home field throughout the playoffs. They clinched a wildcard spot and are one game up in the NFC West. 30-23 Rams

Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots — Last week the Buccaneers had their 6 game win streak snapped to fall to 9-5, only one game ahead of the 8-6 Bills. two weeks ago in a windy slugfest, the Patriots ran the ball 46 times and threw only 3 passes in a gutty 14-10 win at Buffalo. A Patriots win would clinch the AFC East and keep them one game back in the race for home field throughout the playoffs. A Bills win would upend everything and give the Bills the tie-breaker atop the division. This was a heavyweight street fight. The Bills took over at their own 39. Josh Allen went to Singletary for 11 and 8. On 3rd and 7 from the New England 36, Allen hit Isaiah McKenzie for 7. Allen then hit Kumerow for 13 and Singletary for 7. On 3rd and 2 from the New England 3, Allen threw incomplete. Sean McDermott decided to go for it. Allen hit McKenzie for the touchdown to culminate the 13 play, 61 yard, 7 minute drive and make it 7-0 Bills. After a touchback, Damien Harris gained 9 and 5 and Olszewski added 9. After getting stopped on 2nd and 1 and 3rd and 1, Bill Belichick gambled on 4th and 1 from his own 48. Harris gained 4. Jones hit Johnson for 9. On 3rd and 2 from the Buffalo 29, Bolden only gained one. The second quarter began with Evil Hoodie Belichick gambling again on 4th and 1. Harris gained 12 and then the 16 yard touchdown for a 7-7 game. After that, the Bills took over in a big way.

After a touchback, the Bills moved to a 3rd and 4 at the New England 7. Allen threw incomplete and Sean McDermott was not in a crazy mood. Tyler Bass hit the 25 yard field goal to make it `10-7 Bills. Mac Jones was intercepted to set up the Bills at the New England 22. The Bills moved to a 2nd and goal at the one. Allen threw incomplete twice. This time McDermott did gamble and on 4th and goal from the one, Allen threw incomplete a 3rd time. Despite the goal line stand by the Patriot defense, their offense went 3 and out the Bills got it back with a short field at the New England 42. On 4th and 7 from the 39, Sean McDermott lined up to go for it. Whether he was just trying to get the defense to jump or not, they did. On 4th and 2 he lined up to go for it again. Allen went to Diggs for 23. On 3rd and 11 from the New England 12, Allen hit Diggs for the touchdown to make it 17-7 Bills. In the third quarter the Bills moved from their own 20 to a 1st and 10 at the New England 12. A pair of offensive penalties meant 1st and 25 and killed the drive. Bass hit the 34 yard field goal to finish the 14 play, 64 yard, 6 minute drive for a 20-7 Bills lead.

After a touchback, Harris ran for 31. On 3rd and 8 from the Buffalo 42, Jones hit Harry for 10. On 4th and 1 from the Buffalo 23, Bill Belichick went for it and Jones gained 6. On the next play Jones fumbled but Harris recovered as the Patriots retained possession. On 4th and 3 from the Buffalo 10, Belichick went for it again and Jones hit Meyers for 7. Harris ran for a one yard touchdown to finish the 14 play, 75 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive. The Patriots got to within 20-14 after three quarters, but every time they made it close the Bills answered. The Bills took over at their own 34. On 3rd and 2 from their own 42, Allen hit McKenzie for 5 and again deep for 28. Allen ran for 11. Allen hit Dawson Knox for 9. Singletary ran for 2 and then again for the 2 yard touchdown. The 2 point conversion try failed but the Bills led 26-14 with 11 1/2 minutes left in the game. 

After a touchback, Jones hit Hunter Henry for 9. On 2nd and 10 from their own 42, Jones hit Kendrick Bourne for 13 and Meyers for 21. Jones ran for 9 and Harris ran for 6 and then the 8 yard touchdown. Midway through the fourth quarter, the 10 play, 75 yard drive had the Patriots within 26-21. The Bills soon faced 3d and 10 from their own 25. Allen went to McKenzie for 17 and again for 15. On 3rd and 1 from the New England 34, Allen got stopped. With 4:17 to play Sean McDermott passed up a 52 yard field goal try and risked it all. On 4th and inches, Allen got around the end for a key 8 yard gain. On 3rd and 10 from the New England 26, Allen hit Diggs for 19. With 2 1/2 minutes to play, Allen hit Knox for the touchdown to ice the game. Jones threw in one more interception for good measure. The Patriots have lost 2 straight and can forget about home field throughout the playoffs. That is gone. So is their division lead. Both teams are 9-6 and the Bills hold the tie-breaker. 33-21 Bills

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Carolina Panthers — The 10-4 Buccaneers were humiliated last week on their home turf by New Orleans 9-0 to drop one game back in the race for home field throughout the playoffs. The Panthers were done for the year. The Panthers moved from their own 30 to a 2nd and 3 at the Tampa 4 yard line. A run lost 2 yards and then Cam Newton threw incomplete. Lirim Hajrullahuhit the 24 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Panthers. The Buccaneers soon faced 3rd and 2 from their own 33. Tom Brady hit Antonio Brown for 4. Brady then went to Jones for 13. KeShawn Vaughn busted through for a 55 yard touchdown run to make it 7-3 Buccaneers. An interception of Newton gave the ball back to the Buccaneers just shy of midfield. On 3rd and 13 from their own 46, Brady hit Brown for 19. On 3rd and 12 from the Carolina 25, a completion gained only 7. Ryan Succop hit the 36 yard field goal to make it 10-3 Buccaneers in the second quarter. The Panthers after a touchback saw Sam Darnold come in for Newton. Darnold went deep to Smith for a 63 yard bomb. Then on 1st and goal at the 10 Newton came in. He gained 2 and threw incomplete. On 3rd and goal at the 8 Matt Rhule went back to Darbold, who was sacked. Hajrullahu hit the 29 yard field goal. The Panthers were within 10-6 midway through the second quarter, but after that Pewter Power turned out the lights. 

After a touchback, the Buccaneers moved to a 2nd and 3 at the Carolina 25. Brady threw incomplete twice. Succop hit from 43 to make it 13-6 Buccaneers. The Panthers went 3 and out and the Buccaneers got it at their own 31 with 1:40 left in the half. Brady went bombs away to Grayson for 62 yards. On 3rd and goal at the 4, Brady hit Cameron Brate for the touchdown. The extra point was no good but the Buccaneers led 19-6. The Buccaneers took over in the third quarter at their own 46. Despite 1st and goal at the 4, an incompletion was followed by a one yard run. On 3rd and goal from the 3, Brady threw incomplete. Succop hit from 21 to make it 22-6 Buccaneers. The Buccaneers and excellent field position all day and took over again at their own 43. Brady went to Brown for 11 and ran himself for 11 more. Grayson ran for 14 and caught a pass from Brady for 12 more. Ronald Jones ran for the 7 yard touchdown to make it 29-6 Buccaneers. They added a fourth quarter field goal to complete the blowout. The 11-4 Buccaneers clinched the NFC South and are one game back in the race for home field throughout the playoffs. 32-6 Buccaneers 

Jacksonville Jaguars at New York Jets — League rules prevented this game from being canceled. The Jets had 20 players and Robert Saleh out with Covid. This game was the stupor bowl from beginning to end. Interim Jaguars coach Darrell Bevell began the game by gambling on a fake punt on 4th and 2 form his own 33. Wingard took the direct snap and gained 4. Yet on 4th and goal at the 2, Bevell decided to kick the field goal. The 21 yarder by Matt Wright made it 3-0  Jaguars. The Jets took over at their own 9 yard line. Carter gained 8. On 3rd and 7 from their own 24, Zach Wilson hit Keenan Cole for 19. On 3rd and 5 from their own 48, Wilson scrambled and ended up with a 52 yard touchdown to make it 6-3 Jets. The extra point was blocked. 

After a touchback, Trevor Lawrence ran for 6 and hit Ogunbowale and Jacob Hollister for a pair of 9 yard gains. On 2nd and 1 from the Jets 39, Lawrence threw incomplete and then Ogunbowale was stopped. Darrell Bevell went for it on 4th and 1 and Lawrence hit Laquon Treadwell for 20 as the first quarter ended. On 3rd and 2 from the Jets 11, Lawrence hit Jones for just enough. On 1st and goal at the 3, Lawrence gained 2, fumbled the ball, and was bailed out when Richardson recovered it in the end zone for a touchdown just like the Jaguars drew it up in the sandlot at recess. An inexplicable 2 point conversion attempt failed as the Jaguars led 9-6 after the 12 play, 75 yard, 6 minute drive. 11 seconds later the Jets led 13-9 as Braxton Berrios returned the ensuing kickoff 102 yards for a touchdown. After a touchback the Jaguars moved to a 3rd and 8 at the Jets 28. A completion gained only one yard. Wright hit from 45 to get the Jaguars within 13-12. 

The Jets took over at their own 28 with 5 minutes left in the half and used almost all of it. The Jets moved 70 yards in 15 plays and had 2nd and goal at the 2. A run out of the shotgun gained nothing and Wilson threw incomplete on 3rd and goal. Robert Saleh went for it. On 4th and goal at the 2, Wilson threw incomplete. In the 3rd quarter the Jets moved from their own 28 to a 3rd and 11 at the Jacksonville 30. Wilson hit Cole for only 6 yards. Eddie Pineiro hit the 42 yard field goal to make it 16-12 Jets. The Jaguars moved from their own 24 to their own 47. Lawrence was then sacked for a 19 yard loss and fumbled. Blair recovered it for the Jets and returned it 6 yards to give the Jets gift field position at the Jacksonville 13. Yet on 3rd and 3 from the Jags 6,  Wilson was sacked for a 2 yard loss. On 4th and 5 from the 8, Robert Saleh tried a fake field goal. Coleman only gained 4 yards, coming up one yard short. Rather than lead 22-12, passing up 2 easy field goals had the Jets clinging to a 16-12 lead. The Jaguars took over at their own 4 yard line and moved 75 yards in 10 plays. A false start and a pair of incompletions meant 3rd and 15 from the Jets 32. Lawrence hit Treadwell for only 11. Wright hit the 40 yard field goal as the Jaguars only trailed 16-15 after three quarters.

The Jets began the fourth quarter at their own 20. Wilson ran for 20 and then hit Kroft for 22. Coleman gained 7 and 5. Carter added 10. Coleman ran for 11. On 3rd and goal at the 3, Wilson hit Carter for only 2. Robert Saleh went for it on 4th and goal at the one. Wilson hit Conor Mcdermott for the touchdown to have the Jets up 23-15 with 9 minutes left in regulation. After a touchback, Lawrence went to Jones for 13. On 3rd and 5 from their own 43, Lawrence went to O’Shaughnessy for 22 and Treadwell for 18. Defensive pass interference on an incompletion added 15 yards down to the one. Dare Ogunbowale got in to get the Jaguars within 23-21 with 5 1/2 minutes left. The 2 point conversion try to tie the game saw Lawrence throw incomplete. 

The Jets took over at their own 32 and moved to a 3rd and goal at the one with 1:54 left. A touchdown and extra point would ice the game. Then came a false start. On 3rd and goal at the 6, Wilson hit Kroft for 5. The Jaguars took their 2nd timeout on defense. On 4th and goal at the one with 1:47 left, after gambling all day, this time Robert Saleh shockingly opted for the field goal. Pineiro hit from 20 but the Jets only led by 5. After a touchback, Lawrence went to Austin for 17 and O’Shaughnessy for 8 and 7. Lawrence hit Jones and Ogunbowale for a pair of 6 yard gains. Lawrence ethen ran for a 26 yard gain to set up 1st and goal at the 5 with 32 seconds left. Lawrence hit Jones for 4 but rather than calmly set up and run a play, Jones spiked the ball to stop the clock with 12 seconds left. That spike meant it was 4th down rather than 3rd down. The Jaguars only needed one yard but would have one play to get it rather than 2. This was truly the Stupor Bowl. On 4th and goal at the one, Lawrence ran for his life and threw incomplete. Defensive pass interference would mean the Jaguars would get one untimed down, but it was not to be. The penalty was for an illegal shift on the offense. Just like that, a hideously ugly game was over. The Jaguars have the inside track for the top pick in the 2022 NFL Draft by 1/2 a game over Detroit. 26-21 Jets

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Detroit Lions at Atlanta Falcons — The 6-8 Falcons were technically alive for a playoff spot while the Lions got their 2nd win of the year in shocking fashion over Arizona. Yet now the lions would have to start Tim Boyle since Jared Goff was out with Covid. The Lions moved from their own 38 to a 3rd and 5 at the Atlanta 8. Boyle threw incomplete. Riley Patterson hit the 26 yard field goal to cap the 13 play, 54 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive and make it 3-0 Lions. A field position game had the Falcons beginning the second quarter at their own 46. Matt Ryan hit Hurst for 9, Gage for 15, Hall for 10 and Pitts for 8. On 3rd and 1 from the Detroit 6. Ryan got stopped and Arthur Hill went for it. On 4th and 1 Cordarelle Patterson got around the end for the touchdown to make it 7-3 Falcons. 

The Lions soon faced 1st and 15 at their own 20. Williams ran for 14. On 2nd and 12 from their own 37, Boyle hit Reynolds for 14. Dan Campbell decided to go for it on 4th and 1 from the Atlanta 40. Then came the false start. Campbell gambled anyway on 4th and 6 and Fox hit Hodge for 21. On 3rd and 6 from the atlanta 20, Boyle hit St. Brown for the touchdown as the Lions led 10-7. The Falcons moved from their own 22 to a 2nd and 7 at the Detroit 35. Ryan threw incomplete twice. Younghoe Koo nailed the 53 yard field goal for a 10-10 game. In the third quarter the Falcons moved from their own 11 to a 3rd and 5 at the Detroit 30. Yet Ryan threw incomplete. Koo hit from 48 to make it 13-10 Falcons. The Lions moved from their own 25 to a 1st and 10 at the Atlanta 13. A pair of false starts killed the drive. Patterson hit from 37 for a 13-13 ballgame. 

The Falcons took over at their own 29. Davis ran for 9 and caught a pass from Ryan for 7. Ryan hit Gage for 13 and 7. On 3rd and 5 from the Detroit 31, Ryan hit Pitts for 19 and then Hurst for the 12 yard touchdown. With 13 minutes left in regulation, the Falcons led 20-13. The Lions took over at their own 26 and moved to a 4th and 1 at the Atlanta 28 midway through the fourth quarter. Dan Campbell went for it and Williams gained 2. Campbell went for it again on 4th and 1 from the Atlanta 17 and Boyle hit Raymond for 4. Yet on 3rd and 2 from the 5, Reynolds lost 3 yards. With 4th and 5 from the Atlanta 8 with 2 1/2 minutes to play, Campbell had a big decision to make. He decided to go with the field goal and trust his defense. Patterson hit from 26 and the Lions were down 4. After a touchback the Lions took a pair of timeouts on defense. With the Falcons facing 3rd and 7 at their own 28, Ryan hit Gage for 4 but Gage fumbled and the Lions recovered at the Atlanta 37. The Lions had 2:12 and one timeout plus the 2 minute warning. Campbell’s decision paid off. With 33 seconds to play, the Lions had 1st and goal at the 9. Consecutive wins were within reach. Boyle fired over the middle and was intercepted as the Lions suffered yet another heartbreaking loss. The Falcons escaped and at 7-8 are actually alive for a playoff spot. 20-16 Falcons

Los Angeles Chargers at Houston Texans — The 8-6 Chargers were in a strong position for a wildcard while their crushing overtime home loss to Kansas City last week pretty much knocked them out of the AFC West division race. The Texans had only won 3 games, and 2 of those were against Jacksonville. The Chargers took the opening touchback to a 3rd and 7 at the Houston 32. Justin Herbert threw incomplete. Dustin Hopkins hit the 50 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Chargers. After a touchback, Rex Burkhead had gains of 9 and 3. On 3rd and 8 from their own 43, Mills went to Collins for 11. Defensive pass interference on an incompletion added 24. Burkhead then broke free for a 25 yard touchdown to make it 7-3 Texans. The Chargers moved from their own 18 to a 3rd and 5 at the Houston 28. Herbert threw incomplete. Hopkins hit from 46 as the Chargers trailed 7-6.

The Chargers got it back to begin the second quarter at their own 30. Herbert hit Cook for 18 and Palmer for 12. On 3rd and 10 from the Houston 32, Herbert hit Keenan Allen for 15. Jackson got around the end for a 17 yard touchdown. Brandon Staley went for the 2 point conversion and Jackson got stopped. The Chargers led 12-7. After a touchback, the Texans moved to a 1st and 10 at the Chargers 26. Offensive holding killed the drive but Eberle nailed a 51 yard field goal to get the Texans within 12-10. Herbert went for a deep bomb and was intercepted in the end zone. Rather than take a touchback, Owens ran it out and got tackled at his own 6 yard line. On 2nd and 14 from their own 2, a run gained only 2 yards but defensive holding meant an automatic first down. Davis Mills then went deep to Philip Dorsett for a 36 yard gain. On 3rd and 1 from the Chargers 46, Burkhead gained 5. Mills then went deep to Conley for a 41 yard touchdown. With 30 seconds left in the half, the Texans had the surprising 17-12 lead. 

After a touchback to start the third quarter, the Texans moved to a 3rd and 8 at the Chargers 33. Mills threw incomplete. A 52 yard field goal try by Eberle to extend the lead to 20-12 was no good. The Chargers took over at their own 42 and moved to a 2nd and 8 at the Houston 12. A sack of Herbert and a false start killed the drive. Hopkins hit from 35 to get the Chargers within 17-15. After a touchback, runs and short passes had the Texans facing 3rd and 6 at their own 43. Mills hit Jordan for just enough. On 3rd and 6 from the Chargers 47, Mills hit Jordan for 27. 90 seconds into the fourth quarter on 3rd and goal at the one, Burkhead got in as the 13 play, 75 yard, 7 minute drive had the Texans up 24-15 and smelling upset. The Chargers took over at their own 32 and needed only 2 plays to fumble the ball as Jonathan Owens coughed it up. The Texans took over at the Chargers 47. On 3rd and 6 from the Chargers 7, Mills threw incomplete. Dominik Eberle hit a 25 yard field goal to have the Texans up 27-15. Yet 9 minutes still remained.

After a touchback, Herbert went to Jackson for gains of 11, 9 and 17. Jackson then ran for 7. Herbert hit Anderson for 7 and Allen for 7. On 3rd and 1 from the Houston 9, Jackson ran for the touchdown. Brandon Staley inexplicably went for 2 and Herbert hit Cook for the conversion to get the Chargers within 27-23 with 6 minutes left. One defensive stop against a bad team would mean a Chargers comeback win. Instead on 3rd and 3 from their own 35, Burkhead gained 4 and then ripped off a 36 yard gain. Burkhead then ran for 14. With the defense expecting more runs, Mills threw a 13 yard touchdown pass to Nico Collins. With 2 1/2 minutes left, the texans led 34-23. With 1:49 left Tavierre Thomas intercepted Herbert rand returned it 48 yards for the exclamation point touchdown. The Texans led a shocker 41-23. The Chargers managed a garbage touchdown, but for decades they have underachieved below their talent level. Or they are overrated. Either way, the 8-7 Chargers are still alive for a wildcard spot with several teams. 41-29 Texans 

Baltimore Ravens at Cincinnati Bengals — Both teams came in 8-6 tied atop the AFC North but the Bengals had the tie-breaker. The Bengals blasted the Ravens in Baltimore 41-17. The Ravens have lost 3 straight and again had to start third stringer quarterback Josh Johnson with Lamar Huntley out with Covid and Lamar Jackson out with an injured ankle. From his own 31, Joe Burrow came out firing. He hit Tee Higgins for big gins of 15, 18 and 20. On 3rd and 9 from the Baltimore 12, Higgins threw incomplete. Justin Tucker hit the 30 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Bengals. After a touchback Johnson went to work. He hit Bateman for 11, Mark Andrews for 17, and Bateman again for 5. On 3rd and 8 from the Cincinnati 32, Johnson hit Hollywood Brown for 15. On 3rd and goal at the 4, Johnson hit Bateman for the score. The 12 play, 75 yard, 5 1/2 minute drive had the Ravens up 7-3. After that the Bengals took over.

From their own 26, Burrow hit Higgins for 11. Joe Mixon ran for 19. Burrow hit CJ Ozumah for 15. On 3rd and 2 from the Baltimore 20, Burrow went to Jamarr Chase for 17. On 3rd and goal at the 2, Mixon gained one. Zac Taylor went for it and on 4th and goal at the one, Mixon got in to culminate the 10 play, 74 yard, 5 1/2 minute drive and make it 10-7 Bengals. The Bengals got it back at their own 29 in the second quarter and struck quickly. Burrow went deep to Trevor Boyd for a 68 yard touchdown to make it 17-7 Bengals. The Bengals began t heir next drive at their own 42 and Mixon ran for 9 and one. Burrow went to Chase for 20 and Higgins for 17. Burrow hit Mixon for the 9 yard touchdown for a 24-7 Bengals lead. 

The Ravens soon faced 3rd and 12 from their own 8. Johnson hit Proche for 16 and Andrews for 12 and 10. On 3rd and 13 from their own 43, Johnson hit Wallace for 18. On 3rd and 10 from the Cincinnati 39, Johnson went to Andrews for 28. Devontae Freeman ran for a 2 yard touchdown to get the Ravens within 24-14 with 90 seconds left in the half. After a touchback Burrow hit Uzomah for 11 and Chase for 15. On 3rd and 16 from their own 45, Burrow went deep to Higgins, who out-jumped the double coverage for a 52 yard gain. On 2nd and goal from the 3, Burrow was intercepted but defensive holding nullified the interception. Another incompletion was nullified by another defensive holding call. Burrow hit Higgins for the one yard touchdown with 20 seconds left in the half. The Bengals scored the first 5 times they had the ball including 4 straight touchdown drives for a 31-14 Bengals lead. The third quarter was about one drive, the Bengals drive of the year. 19…yes, 19…plays. 68 yards. 10 1/2…yes, 10 1/2 minutes off the clock. They moved from their own 14 to the Baltimore 15 before settling for a 36 yard McPherson field goal to lead 34-14 after three quarters. 

McPherson kicked the ensuing kickoff out of bounds as the Ravens took over at their own 40. This time the Ravens struck quickly. Johnson hit Proche for 17 and Andrews deep for 25 as the third quarter ended. On the first play of the fourth quarter, Johnson hit Andrews for an 18 yard touchdown to get the Ravens within 34-21. Yet the Bengals kept firing. From their own 22, Burrow hit Chase for 14, Higgins for 13, Boyd for 12, Uzomah for 4, Chase for 22, Uzomah for 3, and Higgins for the 10 yard touchdown to complete the blowout. The Bengals scored on their first 7 drives, and it would have been 8 drives had McPherson not missed a late field goal. The Bengals 9th drive was running out the clock as they finished the game without punting. Burrow was an insane 37 of 46 for 525 yards, 4 touchdowns and 0 interceptions. Somehow that is a quarterback rating of 89.3 rather than a perfect 158.3, which nobody anywhere understands. The 9-6 Bengals lead the AFC North by one game and have swept Pittsburgh and Baltimore in the season. The 8-7 Ravens have lost 4 straight but at 8-7 still for the moment own the wildcard tie-breaker for the final spot. 41-21 Bengals

Chicago Bears at Seattle Seahawks — Both teams were done for the year. Instead of miserable rain, this game was played in a snowstorm. Sometimes a pair of bad teams can play an exciting football game. This actually was that game. With injuries to Justin Fields and Andy Dalton, 3rd stringer Nick Foles started for the Bears. Yes, THAT Nick Foles. The Seahawks began at their own 20. On 2nd and 11 from their 29, Rashad Penny gained 25 and 5 more. Russell Wilson found DK Metcalf for a 41 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Seahawks. The Bears from their own 27 moved 71 yards in 15 plays and 8 1/2 minutes. Yes on 3rd and goal at the 4, Foles threw incomplete. For some bizarre reason Matt Nagy went for it rather than try a 22 yard field goal. Foles on 4th and goal threw a 2 yard completion as the first quarter ended. Yet in the second quarter the Seahawks punted on 4th and 10 from their own 2 and Newsome returned it 28 yards to the Seattle 15. On 3rd and 5 from the Seattle 10, Foles hit David Montgomery for 9. Montgomery got the last yard for a 7-7 tie game. 

The Seahawks soon faced 3rd and 5 from their own 31. Wilson hit Gerald Everett for 9 and Tyler Lockett for 8. On 3rd and 2 from their own 48, Wilson hit Everett for 9. Penny ran for 6 and Dallas added 5 and 7. Wilson hit Eskridge for 13 with defensive unnecessary roughness adding 4 more down to the 3. On the next play Penny ran it in for a 14-7 Bears lead. The Seahawks got it back at their own 28 with one minute left in the half. Wilson hit Dallas for 13 and ran for10 himself. Wilson hit Everett for 26. On 3rd and 7 from the Chicago 20 with 28 seconds left, a completion gained only 3 yards. Jason Myers hit a 36 yard field goal to put the Seahawks up 17-7 at the break. 

In the third quarter the Bears took over at their own 18. Foles went deep incomplete but defensive pass interference meant a 21 yard gain. On 3rd and 1 from their own 48, Montgomery gained 4. Foles hit Montgomery for 16 and Montgomery ran for 9 more. On 3rd and 1 from the Seattle 24, Montgomery gained 2. Khalil Herbert then ripped off a 20 yard touchdown. The 10 play, 82 yard, 5 1/2 minute drive had the Bears within 17014 with 5 1/2 minutes left in the third quarter. A strong kickoff return had the Seahawks taking over at their own 39. Penny ripped off a 32 yard gain. Wilson then went to Everett for a 24 yard touchdown. The Seahawks led 24-14 after three quarters.

The Bears after a touchback moved 58 yards in 13 plays and 8 minutes. On 4th and 1 from the Seattle 6, Matt Nagy went for it. Foles got the tough yard. Pete Carroll unsuccessfully challenged the spot, losing a timeout. Yet 1st and goal at the 5, saw a run lose a yard followed by a sack of Foles and then a false start. Needing 2 scores, Nagy settled for the field goal. Cairo Santos hit from 35 to get the Bears within 24-17 with 10 1/2 minutes left in regulation. The Seahawks moved from their own 32 to a 3rd and 4 at the Seattle 8. Even a field goal would pretty much wrap up the win for the Seahawks, but they had a chance at a 14 point lead. Wilson was sacked for a 13 yard loss. Yet even after that, the field goal try by Myers was only 39 yards. He missed it no good. The Bears were alive. 

From their own 29, the Bears after an incompletion faced 4th and 4 from their own 46 with 5 minutes left. Rather than punt and trust his defense, Matt Nagy went for it and Foles threw incomplete. With a short field, the Seahawks moved to a 2nd and 8 at the Chicago 28 with 3 1/2 minutes left. Again, even a field goal would ice the game. Instead, offensive holding and run that lost 3 yards pushed the Seahawks out of field goal range. The Seahawks punted but did not pin the Bears deep as the touchback had the Bears taking over at their own 20 with 3 full minutes left. 

Foles went to Mooney for 30 and Montgomery for 10 and 14 as the Bears at the 2 minute warning were already at the Chicago 11. Foles was sacked and fumbled but the Bears retained possession. With one minute left the Bears faced 3rd and 14 from the Seattle 15. Foles went to the end zone and former Seattle receiver Jimmy Graham out-jumped 2 defenders for a miracle catch touchdown. Rather than snow overtime, Nagy went for the win on the road. Why not? The season as long gone. Foles fired over the middle to Byrd, who got jostled by multiple defenders and somehow held the ball in one hand cleanly when he hit the ground. The Bears had a one point lead over a stunned and frozen Seattle crowd. The Seahawks had an entire minute from their own 27 and needed only a field goal to win. Yet a pair of offensive holding penalties killed them. With 21 seconds left, on 4th and 5 from their own 32, Wilson threw incomplete. It was a bitter defeat for a Seahawks team in an uncharacteristically bitter season. Meanwhile, Nick Foles is seriously challenging Earl Morrall for the title of best backup quarterback in NFL history. The players have obviously not quit on Matt Nagy. 25-24 Bears 

Pittsburgh Steelers at Kansas City Chiefs — The 7-6 Steelers were fighting for a wildcard spot and entered the day only 1/2 game out of the AFC North lead. The Chiefs had won 7 straight and at 10-4 led the race for home field advantage throughout the playoffs by one game. In past years the Steelers had gone into Kansas City and beaten them with pure guts and muscle. Not this Chiefs team. Not in the Patrick Mahomes era. The Chiefs began facing 3rd and 7 from their own 30.Mahomes hit Tyreek Hill for 10, Byron Pringle for 11, Bell for 11, Hill for 9, and Damien Williams for 13. On 3rd and 11 from the Pittsburgh 13, Mahomes was intercepted but the defense jumped offside. On 3rd and 6, Mahomes hit Gray for 5. Walrus Andy Reid went for it on 4th and 1 from the 3, and Burton gained 2. Clyde Edwards-Helaire got the one yard touchdown for a 7-0 Chiefs lead. One play after a touchback, Ben Roethlisberger was intercepted. The Chiefs took over just past midfield. on 3rd and 2 from the Pittsburgh 41, Mahomes hit Pringle for 18 and Williams for 18 more. Mahomes hit Pringle for the 5 yard touchdown. The Chiefs led 14-0 after the first quarter. Although three quarters remained, this game was over. 

The Chiefs moved in the second quarter from their own 20 to a 3rd and 5 at the Pittsburgh 26. Mahoems threw incomplete but Elliott Fry hit a 44 yard field goal for a 17-0 Chiefs lead. After a touchback the Steelers moved to a 1st and 10 at the Chiefs 18. Ben Roethlisberger threw incomplete twice and completed a 3rd and 10 pass for nothing. Chris Boswell then missed a 36 yard field goal. From their own 26, Mahomes hit Gore for 8 and then again deep for a 50 yard gain. Mahomes threw an 8 yard touchdown pass to Mecole Hardman. The extra point was no good but the Chiefs led 23-0. Mike Tomlin gambled on 4th and 1 from his own 34 and a run lost 3 yards. The Chiefs missed a field goal. For some reason, the second half was not canceled. The Steelers fumbled on the second play of the third quarter and the Chiefs took over just shy of midfield. Mahoems hit Robinson for 6, Hardman for 9, and Pringle for a 16 yard touchdown to make it 30-0 Chiefs. The Steelers managed a late third quarter field goal. The Chiefs responded with two fourth quarter field goals. The Steelers got one garbage touchdown. The 7-7 Steelers are still alive for a wildcard but the division is pretty much out of reach. The 11-4 Chiefs won their 8th straight game to officially lock up the AFC West for a team record 6th straight season. The Chiefs remain one game up in the race for home field throughout the playoffs, making Andy Reid a most happy walrus indeed. 36-10 Chiefs

Denver Broncos at Las Vegas Raiders — Both teams came in 7-7. The division was out of reach but a wildcard was realistic. The loser of this game would be on life support with the winner in stronger position. In the first game interim coach Rich Bisaccia coached, the Raiders went into Denver and won easily 34-24. Yet in recent weeks, the Raiders defense has improved while the offense has regressed. The Raiders habit in recent weeks is to score one early touchdown and try to win the rest of the game with just enough field goals and defense. The Broncos rely on their defense to save their offense. The Broncos started Drew Lock in place of the injured teddy Bridgewater. The Raiders again were without Darren Waller. This was an ugly game typical of this bitter rivalry. The Raiders moved from their own 4 yard line to a 3rd and 4 at the Denver 49. Derek Carr threw incomplete and the drive was over. The first quarter was scoreless. 

The Raiders got it back and soon faced 3rd and 3 from their own 31. Carr scrambled for 4. On 3rd and 4 from their own 41, Carr hit Zee Jones for 6. The second quarter began with the Raiders facing 3rd and 1 at the Denver 44. Jacobs gained 3. On 3rd and 7 from the Denver 38, Carr threw incomplete but roughing the passer kept the drive going. Carr then hit Jones for 15. Carr threw a perfect fade to the corner of the end zone and Hunter Renfrow made a leaping catch and got one knee down inbounds for the 7-0 Raiders lead. As usual, the Raiders got their early touchdown and the offense went to sleep.

The Broncos after a touchback saw Lock go deep to Jerry Jeudy for a 40 yard gain to the Raiders 35. Yet an 11 yard completion was nullified by offensive holding. On 3rd and 20, Lock hit Jeudy for 14 to get the Broncos back in field goal range. Brandon McManus hit from 49 to get the Broncos within 7-3. With 2:09 left in the half, the Raiders were in good position with a 2nd and 3 at their own 40. The plan was to get the double up by scoring to end the half and begin the second half. Instead came disaster. The Raiders just give games away. Carr under heavy pressure somehow shot-putted a lateral to Josh Jacobs, who was all by himself. Jacobs somehow without being touched fumbled the ball away. The Broncos took over at the Raiders 41 at the 2 minute warning. The defense forced 3 and out when Lock threw incomplete on 3rd and 6. Yet Vic Fangio trusted McManus with a 55 yard field goal try, and a kick that was looking wide somehow snuck inside the right upright good. With 30 seconds left in the half, the Broncos were within 7-6.

The Raiders took over at their own 26. All they had to do was take a knee. Just to be clear, to get to the half with the lead, all they had to do was TAKE A KNEE! Instead, offensive coordinator Greg Olson called a pass play. Carr rolled out and tried to throw a screen pass. Bradley Chubb deflected the pass and somehow came down with the ball himself. Big man with football returned the interception 21 yards down to the one. With 15 seconds left Javonte Williams got in. The Broncos led 13-7 at the half. Somebody needs to show the entire Raiders offense from players to coaches a Super Bowl video of Joe Theismann and Jack Squirek. From now on, in that situation…take…a…knee. The Broncos offense had done nothing but had the lead due to the Raiders literally giving points away. The Raiders defense looked on in shock, knowing their hard work was thrown away.

Normally the Raiders offense waits un til the fourth quarter to melt down and stress out the defense. This time they did it by halftime. In a perverse way, it gave them a wake up call. Last week Carr threw an interception that nearly ended the Raiders season before rebounding and leading the heroic winning drive. This week after his worst throw, he had his best drive. It started with Jacobs atoning for his fumble by banging ahead after a third quarter touchback for 8, 7 and 3. Carr then hit DeSean Jackson for 13. Jacobs ran for 8 and then 19 more down to the Denver 17 before fumbling the ball again. Yet before fans could scream at Jacobs, replay showed he was down by contact. The Raiders kept the ball. Jacobs rammed ahead for gains of 4 and 8. On 1st and goal at the 5 with everyone looking for Jacobs, Peyton Barber got the carry and the touchdown. The Raiders led 14-13. With 20 minutes of football still left, the Raiders again reverted to their habit of putting everything on the defense and failing to handle prosperity.

The Broncos after a touchback moved to a 3rd and 8 from their own 47 before Lock threw incomplete. The Raiders took over at their own 13 and moved to a 2nd and 2 at the Denver 28. They were in field goal range but a touchdown on successive drives would really make a statement. Instead, a run by Jacobs was blown up for a 4 yard loss. On 3rd and 6 from the Denver 32 and still in field goal range, Carr was sacked for a 9 yard loss. Making matters worse, Carr fumbled and the Broncos recovered at their own 42. On 3rd and 7 from the Raiders 41, Lock completed a pass for only 4 yards. Yet that was just enough for Vic Fangio to send out McManus for another 55 yard field goal try to give the Broncos the lead. This time McManus was no good as the Raiders clung to their 14-13 lead after three quarters. Their entire fourth quarter was spent stressing out their defense to the limit. 

The Raiders took over at their own 45 and soon faced 3rd and 1 at the Denver 46 to start the fourth quarter. Jacobs got stopped. A punt would have made sense in this defensive field position game, but Rich Bisaccia decided to go for it knowing another stop would give the Broncos gift field position for another go ahead field goal try. Carr took the quarterback sneak and barely got it, but he got it. On 3rd and 2 from the Denver 37, Jacobs substituted out for a play. Jalen Richard gained 4. Jacobs came back in and gained 10. The Raiders had 3rd and 4 at the Denver 14. A touchdown would truly give the Raiders a lift, but this team just does not finish drives. Carr was sacked for a 9 yard loss. He was thinking of trying to throw it, but Carr this time smartly took the sack and held on tight to the ball. Daniel Carlson hit the 41 yard field goal. The Raiders led by 4 points midway through the fourth quarter, but again the offense did not put the game away. 

An initial run by Melvin Gordon after a touchback lost 4 yards. On 2nd and 14, Lock hit Noah Fant for 8. On 3rd and 6 from their own 29, Lock scrambled and appeared to have a clear path to a first down. Yet Nixon caught him from behind after a 5 yard gain. Vic Fangio called a timeout as he decided to go for it on 4th and 1 from his own 34. Nobody would fault him for punting and relying on his defense, but he risked it all in that moment. One stop would end the game. Instead, Lock hit Sutton for 16 to midfield. After an incompletion, Lock went deep to Okwegbunam for what should have been a big gain. At the last moment the ball may have been deflected. Okwegbunam dropped it and the Raiders dodged a bullet. On 3rd and 10, the defense came up big as Lock was sacked for a 6 yard loss. With 4 minutes left, Fangio was not going for it on 4th and 16. The punt pinned the Raiders back at their own 11.

Last week the Raiders defense were on the verge of losing. One first down would have doomed them. The defense prevented it and got the Raiders the ball back. This week was the reverse. The Raiders could not give the ball back again and let their exhausted defense meltdown. The defense had pretty much pitched a shutout all game. The only Broncos touchdown was the fault of the offense. So was one of the 2 Denver field goals. The defense had done everything right. They needed the offense to for once just finish a game. Jacobs ran for 4 and then for a big 13 yard gain. The Broncos took their 2nd timeout on defense with 3 minutes left. Jacobs ran for 3 more and the Broncos took their final timeout. Jacobs ran for 5 more and the clock ticked down to about 2:15. The Raiders faced 3rd and 2 from the Denver 36. 

In this situation you run the ball every single time. Repeat after me for those who still do not understand situational football 101. In this situation you run the ball EVERY SINGLE TIME. You take the clock down to the 2 minute warning. An incompletion runs the risk of preserving the 2 minute warning for the other team. So with the entire world expecting a run, Greg Olson again went high risk, high reward. At the end of the first half it blew up in his face and early cost his team the game. At the end of the second half it resulted in Carr lobbing a deep ball over the middle to a wide open Foster Moreau. He caught it and hugged the ball tight as he was dragged down after a 28 yard gain. Carr took 3 knees. Carr was an efficient 20 of 25 for 201 yards, one touchdown, and one interception on a call that never should have happened. The Raiders pounded the rock, running the ball 40 times for 160 yards. Jacobs was the workhorse with 27 carries for 129 yards.  

The Raiders defense did not have to risk being broken at the end. The defense pitched a virtual shutout in the first half and an actual shutout in the second half. The 7-8 Broncos are all but eliminated. They to win out and have a ton of other things happen. They lose virtually every tie-breaker scenario. The 8-7 Raiders are tied for the last wildcard spot but do not hold the tie-breaker. They are still on the outside looking in. In the Raiders favor is their having beaten most of the teams at 8-7 or 7-8, including a sweep of Denver. The Raiders have beaten the Broncos 4 straight times. The Raiders final 2 games are tough. They are at red hot 9-6 Indianapolis and conclude at home against the 8-7 Chargers, who beat them earlier this year. One more Raiders win means a winning season. Two more wins most likely means the playoffs. Never apologize for ugly wins. A hideously ugly win beats a beautiful loss any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Remember Al Davis’s maxim. Just win baby. The Raiders did. 17-13 Raiders

  

Washington Festivus Poles at Dallas Cowboys was the Sunday night game. The 6-8 No-Names were on life support while the 10-4 Cowboys were steamrolling toward the playoffs and still in the hunt for home field throughout the playoffs. On the Non-Redskins first play from scrimmage from their own 28, Taylor Heinicke was intercepted on a deep ball. The Cowboys took over at their own 29. Ezekiel Elliott ran for 9 and 8. Dak Prescott hit Amari Cooper for 5 and Dalton Schultz for 10. Prescott went to Cooper for 24. On 3rd and 4 from the Washington 5, Prescott hit Elliott for the touchdown to make it 7-0 Cowboys. The Cowboys got it back at their own 26. Tony Pollard gained 8. Prescott hit Pollard for 7 and CeeDee Lamb for big gains of 14 and 22. On 3rd and 6 from the Washington 19, Prescott hit Cooper for 10 and Schultz for the 9 yard touchdown to make it 14-0 Cowboys. 3 plays later on 3rd and 7 from their own 43, Heinicke was intercepted by DeMarcus Lawrence for a 40 yard defensive touchdown. The Cowboys led 21-0 after the first quarter, but the final three quarters offered no signs of competitive football. 

The No-names did start the second quarter with a touchdown, but the Cowboys destroyed them. On 3rd and 7 from their own 28, Prescott hit Michael Gallup for 40. Prescott ran for 13. On 3rd and 2 from the Washington 11, Elliott ran it in to make it 28-7 Cowboys. The Cowboys got it back at their own 20. Prescott hit Pollard for 9, Lamb deep for 25, and Schultz for 16. Pollard ran for 9 and Prescott hit Gallup for 13. On 3rd and goal at the one, Terence Steele got in to make it 35-7 Cowboys with 2 1/2 minutes left in the half. The Cowboys got it back at their own 11 with only 1:42 left. Prescott hit Cooper for 18. On 3rd and 10 from their own 29, Prescott hit Schultz for 11, Turner for 12, and Schultz for 8. On 3rd and 2 from the Washington 40, Prescott threw incomplete. Up by 28, Mike McCarthy kept his foot on the gas pedal. On 4th and 2, Prescott hit Schultz for 14 with defensive unnecessary roughness adding 13 more. With 5 seconds left in the half, Prescott hit Cooper for the touchdown. The Cowboys led 42-7 and it was only halftime. League rules prohibited the second half from being canceled. The Cowboys scored touchdowns on 5 consecutive drives with a defensive touchdown accounting for the 6th.

Mike McCarthy took his foot off the gas in the second half so as not to humiliate the very respected Ron Rivera. Yet after scoring on offense and defense, the Cowboys in the third quarter scored on special teams. They blocked a punt and Chauncey Gholston recovered it in the Washington end zone for a 49-7 Cowboys lead. Late in the third quarter up by 42, McCarthy pulled his starters. Prescott and Elliott laughed on the sideline as Cooper Rush was given an entire fourth quarter of mop up work. On 3rd and 6 from his own 25, a short pass from rush to Malik Turner saw Turner evade almost everyone for a 61 yard gain. Rush threw a 9 yard touchdown pass to Turner to start the fourth quarter to make it 56-7 Cowboys. The No-Names managed one garbage touchdown. The No-Names are officially eliminated, and tensions boiled over when 2 members of their defense got in a physical confrontation on the sideline. The 11-4 Cowboys locked up the NFC East. The Cowboys are still one game back in the race for home field throughout the playoffs, but with 56 points on the board Jerry Jones was putting the happy in Happy Valley. Jerrah has gotten in trouble in the past for talking up his teams, but this time he may be right. They are scary good. 56-14 Cowboys

  

Miami Dolphins at New Orleans Saints was the Monday night game. Both teams came in 7-7 and alive for a wildcard but the Dolphins were on a 6 game win streak. The Saints were desperate for a quarterback. Drew Brees was retired. Jameis Winston is out for the year injured. Trevor Siemian and Taysom Hill both have Covid. Sean Payton personally tried to get Brees and Philip Rivers to unretire. They stayed retired. The Saints were forced to start Ian Book, who had never started an NFL game before. His backup for the game was Blake Bortles. On the Saints 3rd play from scrimmage, with the Saints facing 3rd and 3 at their own 23, Book’s 2nd pass of the game was tipped, intercepted by Nick Needham, and returned 28 yards for a touchdown and a 7-0 Dolphins lead. The rest of the half was all defense. Jason Sanders tacked on a 48 yard field goal to make it 10-0 Dolphins. Brett Maher responded from 38 for the Saints in the second quarter. Sanders missed from 59 on the last play of the half as the Dolphins led 10-3 at the intermission. In the third quarter the Dolphins faced 3rd and 9 from their own 15. Tua Tagovailoa unleashed a bomb to Hollins for 40 and to Jalen Waddle for 24. On 3rd and 2 from the Saints 3, Tagovailoa threw incomplete but roughing the passer meant 1st and goal at the one. Tagovailoa went left and lateraled to Waddle going right for the touchdown and the 17-3 Dolphins lead. At the start of the fourth quarter, a desperate Sean Payton went for it on 4th and 1 from his own 39. Book threw incomplete. The short field led to Sanders hitting from 34 with 12 minutes left in regulation to ice the game. Book was sacked 8 times and belted on multiple other occasions. The 7-8 Saints are still alive. The Dolphins were once 1-7. Now the 8-7 Dolphins have won 7 straight. The Dolphins hold the wildcard tie-breaker among four 8-7 teams and are only one game back in the division. Ridiculous. 20-3 Dolphins

NFL 2021 Week 16 Prequel

December 23rd, 2021

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